Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Baywatch, which ran on NBC and then in syndication from 1989 to 2001.  The entire show can be viewed on Tubi.

This week is pretty pointless.

Episosde 2.4 “Money, Honey”

(Dir by Monte Markham, originally aired on October 7th, 1991)

When Mitch and Eddie are hired to serve as lifeguards at a Hollywood party, film producer Dita (Leslie Easterbrook) is impressed when she sees Mitch respond to a boating accident.  She decides to make Mitch into a movie star.  Everyone knows that Mitch can swim and run in slow motion but can he deliver scripted lines?  Dita doesn’t care.  She just wants to sleep with him.  That goes against Mitch’s ethics so his film career ends before it even begins.  Meanwhile, Shauni puts together a benefit to protect a sea lion habitat.  At first, it looks like Shauni won’t be able to raise the money but then Mitch donates his movie paycheck to the cause.

This was a montage episode of Baywatch.  There really wasn’t much of a plot but there certainly were a lot of montages.  Watch as Mitch nervously sits in the makeup chair.  Watch as a bunch of bikini-clad beachgoers gather for Shauni’s benefit.  Listen to the music.  Watch the images.  Don’t worry about a thing….

In short, this was a pretty pointless episode.  That said, the sea lions were cute and the scene where Captain Thorpe tried to teach Mitch how to audition did make me smile.  It’s interesting that it took only four episodes for the syndicated version of Baywatch to fall into the pattern that would definite it for the next ten years.