Hi everyone and welcome to the merry month of March! As I sit here writing this, I’m still trying to recover from the amazing shock of having not only The Amazing Race, The Walking Dead, Enlightened, and Girls to watch on Sunday but now, the Celebrity Apprentice as well!
(I’m rooting for Lisa Rinna, by the way. She’s a Lisa and we stick together…)
This Tuesday, while the rest of the America was watching President Obama give yet another speech, I was actually doing something important. I was sending the trailer kitties out to gather 6 more trailers for the latest edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film trailers.
Well, it took them a while but they’ve returned with 6 trailers that they think sum up the current state of the union. Let’s see if they’re right.
(Before anyone gets offended by the last comment, please remember that they’re just a bunch of kitties.)
The trailer kitties were still pretty tired from the Super Bowl (they got a little bit too hyper when all the lights went out in the stadium) but I still sent them out to gather six more trailers for this week’s edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film Trailers. Here’s what they returned with.
One quick note: As much as I love the trailer kitties, they occasionally bring me trailers for films that weren’t really grindhouse films. However, the trailer for Pinocchio’s Birthday Party was just weird and creepy enough that I decided to include it anyway.
Hi! As I write this, I am sick and miserable. I’ve spent almost all of today in bed and I imagine that I’ll do the same tomorrow. Hopefully, I’ll feel better on Tuesday. However, just because I’m sick, I’m not going to let that stop me from offering up another edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film Trailers.
Since I’m sick, I sent the Trailer Kitties out to round up 6 trailers for this post. Let’s see what they came back with.
1) The Uncanny (1977)
I can guess why the Trailer Kitties selected this trailer.
2) Twice Dead (1988)
According to the Trailer Kitties, twice as dead means twice as much fun. Cats are like that.
3) Nature of the Beast (1995)
I’m not really sold on this “trailer” but the Trailer Kitties saw that Eric Roberts was in it so they go it into their feline heads that this might be a prequel to The Dark Knight.
4) The Phantom of the Mall (1989)
Fortunately, the Trailer Kitties are bilingual.
5) Black Roses (1989)
Trailers like this one make me doubt the judgment of the Trailer Kitties.
6) In Love (1983)
Believe it or not, this classy-looking trailer is apparently for a hardcore, X-rated film. For that reason, the trailer itself has been rather heavily edited but I’m still going to include it because I like the song that plays over the action. (That said, I’m not real happy about my Trailer Kitties viewing this type of material…)
Hi everyone! Is the Christmas season stressing you out? I know it is for me. I’ve got multiple Christmas Parties to attend this week, Dazzling Erin and I have a house that’s only halfway decorated, and I’ve still got a lot of presents to buy. We have something for Sonny, we have the tie for Fredo, and Tom Hagen gets the Reynolds Pen but otherwise, I’m still struggling to get all of my shopping done.
(It would help if I could stop finding so much stuff that I want for myself.)
