Horror Film Review: Re-Animator (dir. by Stuart Gordon)


“Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.” — Herbert West

Somewhere in a cramped basement lab in Arkham, Massachusetts, a gaunt young man in glasses holds up a syringe of luminous green fluid and announces, with the total confidence of someone who has never once doubted himself, that death is merely a temporary condition. “Don’t expect it to tuck you in at night,” he warns about his reanimation serum. He’s right to be wary, because the things that come back in Stuart Gordon’s Re-Animator (1985) come back wrong. That single image—the needle full of ectoplasm-green juice—is the seed the entire film grows from. It’s a movie about the arrogance of believing death can be solved like a math problem, and it explores that idea with more fake blood per minute than almost anything made before or since. That it also happens to be one of the funniest, most quotable, and most flat-out entertaining horror films of its decade is the kind of miracle that happens only when everyone involved is operating at maximum commitment.

The plot is a beautifully simple delivery system for chaos. Dan Cain (Bruce Abbott), a promising medical student at Miskatonic University, takes in a new roommate: the twitchy, superior, relentlessly focused Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs), freshly arrived from Switzerland, where his mentor met a spectacularly bad end. West has developed a glowing green serum that, when injected into the freshly dead, jolts them back to violent, shambling, extremely angry life. His theory, delivered with clenched-jaw intensity, is that their aggression is merely a side effect of having been dead too long before the injection. It’s absurd pseudoscience, and the film knows it, leaning into every ridiculous beat with a straight face. That deadpan sincerity is the whole engine of the movie.

Gordon, working with producer Brian Yuzna and co-writer William J. Norris, never winks at the audience. A cat attacking West in a basement storage room makes for a legitimately tense scene right up until the punchline. A reanimated cadaver lurking in a morgue drawer is genuinely creepy. Then the film escalates to the point where severed heads are being reanimated in pans of blood, and you realize you’ve been grinning for forty straight minutes.

The crown jewel of the whole enterprise is Combs as Herbert West, delivering one of the great horror performances ever committed to film. West is written as a complete sociopath with zero social graces and an ego the size of a small planet. Combs plays him with clipped, precise, faintly outraged diction, like a man perpetually offended that the universe isn’t cooperating with his research. Every line reading is a small marvel of controlled, over-the-top delivery. West isn’t scary because of how he looks—he’s a scrawny guy in glasses and a suit. He’s scary because he simply does not care about anything beyond his experiments, and Combs lets you see that emptiness behind his eyes even in the film’s funniest moments.

Around him, the supporting cast gamely keeps pace. Abbott’s Dan is the classic 1980s horror protagonist: handsome and increasingly willing to go along with West’s atrocities once his fiancée, Megan (Barbara Crampton), is in danger. Crampton brings more to Megan than the screaming-final-girl archetype might suggest, though she does plenty of shrieking in the back half. Robert Sampson plays Dean Halsey, Megan’s father, who ends up as one of West’s reanimated subjects. Meanwhile, David Gale is magnificently unhinged as Dr. Carl Hill, the smug department head who becomes West’s academic nemesis and, eventually, a headless, telepathically linked villain in one of cinema’s most audacious third acts. You could say Hill really loses his head over Megan, and the film means that quite literally.

Because, yes, the finale is a delirious carnival of gore, black comedy, and genuinely disturbing imagery. Hill’s severed head gets the serum and acquires the ability to command his reanimated body, which abducts Megan. What follows is the film’s most infamous sequence, combining grotesque visual humor with sexual assault. The head-related wordplay practically writes itself, but the scene’s cruelty makes the laughter uncomfortable. Even within a movie this determined to offend, it’s a confrontational moment, and whether it feels audacious or simply ugly will depend on the viewer. Either way, it pushes the film’s collision of comedy and horror to its most extreme point.

The effects team deserves enormous credit for making the physical madness land. The gore, crafted by a crew including John Carl Buechler and Tony Doublin, with special makeup by John Naulin, is cartoonish, wet, and shockingly durable. There are gallons of blood, multiple severed heads, rubbery reanimated corpses, and an iconic image of a head impaled on a shovel. The effects don’t always look realistic, but realism isn’t quite the point. They have weight, texture, and a gloriously unpleasant physical presence that makes the mayhem feel immediate.

What elevates Re-Animator above its splattery peers is that, underneath the grue, it’s a genuinely well-made movie. Richard Band’s score wears its resemblance to Bernard Herrmann’s Psycho music so openly that the familiarity becomes part of the film’s cheeky charm. The pacing is brisk, the Miskatonic setting grounds the madness, and the low budget rarely reads as cheap—just resourceful. Gordon’s background in theatre shows in how tightly each scene builds and pays off. This is a director who understood dramatic construction even as blood poured over everything.

The film also takes enormous liberties with Lovecraft’s source material, “Herbert West–Reanimator,” particularly in its tone and content. But that freedom is a strength rather than a drawback. Gordon isn’t trying to preserve every detail or reproduce the experience of reading the original. He takes the central premise and turns it into something with its own nasty personality. The film captures the queasy idea that a scientific mind unconstrained by ethics is the real monster, then finds increasingly outrageous ways to make that idea entertaining.

That brings us back to the syringe of glowing green serum. Re-Animator understands something many horror movies forget: the scariest monster isn’t necessarily the thing on the slab. It’s the calm, rational man holding the needle who sees no reason to pause. The reanimated cat, the dead dean, the headless professor—they’re all just side effects. West’s indifference gives the chaos its connective tissue. No matter how grotesque the results become, he remains more interested in refining his process than questioning whether he should continue.

The film’s darkest, funniest joke is that catastrophic evidence never seems capable of shaking West’s faith in his own brilliance. Every disaster becomes another technical problem rather than a reason to stop. Forty years later, the movie remains a blast precisely because it plays that arrogance for both laughs and dread. It leaves you grinning while quietly wondering how many genuine Herbert Wests are out there, holding up their own green syringes, utterly certain that death is just a problem waiting to be solved. Maybe don’t watch it right after dinner.

Late Night Retro Television Review: 1st & Ten 2.8 “Easy Come Easy Go”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing 1st and Ten, which aired in syndication from 1984 to 1991. The entire series is streaming on Tubi.

Time to get back to 1st & Ten.  To be honest, with all the excitement of the holiday season, I totally forgot that I was reviewing this show.

Episode 2.8 “Easy Come, Easy Go”

(Dir by Burt Brinckerhoff, originally aired on January 6th, 1987)

This is yet another episode of 1st & Ten that felt as if it was put together almost at random.

Mad Dog (Tony Longo) has a one night stand with a lawyer named Molly (June Chadwick) and he ends up becoming obsessed with her.  He shows up at a fancy cocktail party being hosted by Molly’s law firm.  “This man is stalking me!” Molly yells.  All of the men at the party are like, “Mad Dog!  You’re my favorite player!”  Now, I will say that this is a realistic portrayal of how most men act whenever they see a professional athlete but it still felt a bit icky to watch.

Jethro takes a blood test and discovers that little Tommy is not his son.  But he still wants to be a part of the kid’s life.

Yinessa sees a tabloid newspaper headline about his “nude pictures” and starts yelling at a supermarket manager for selling the paper.

Waldren is in financial trouble because he’s been tossing money around.  A group of gamblers approach him and offer to pay to shave points.  OJ Simpson (in the role of offensive coordinator T.D. Parker) tells Waldren, “I’m keeping my eye on you.”  Oh no!  LOOK OUT, WALDREN!

However, Waldren does not shave points.  Instead, he catches the ball that seals the Bulls victory in their first playoff game.  Woo hoo!  Go, Waldren!

A lot happened but, in typical 1st & Ten fashion, none of it added up to much.  It could be because the streaming episodes were edited for syndication but this is just a weird show.  Every episode feels as if their huge chunks of plot missing.

Retro Television Review: St. Elsewhere 1.1 “Pilot”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a new feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing St. Elsewhere, a medical show which ran on NBC from 1982 to 1988.  The show can be found on Hulu!

When I started reviewing Homicide, Jeff suggested that I should also review St. Elsewhere because the two shows shared a similar sensibility and a lot of behind-the-scenes personnel.  (Homicide showrunner Tom Fontana started out as a writer on St. Elsewhere.)  Apparently. a few characters from St. Elsewhere would eventually cross-over to Homicide.  Since I’m planning on soon reviewing two shows that were descended from Homicide — Oz and The Wire — it only seemed right to also review a show that was Homicide’s ancestor.

Though the show aired largely before my time, St. Elsewhere is definitely a show that I have heard about.  Everyone who follows American pop culture has either read about or seen the show’s infamous final episode and knows about the Tommy Westphall Universe Hypothesis.  Obviously, I can’t get into it now because that would be a spoiler but we’ll discuss it when the time comes!

For now, let’s start at the beginning, with the pilot!

Episode 1.1 “Pilot”

(Dir by Thomas Carter, originally aired on October 26th, 1982)

St. Eligius is a hospital in Boston that has obviously seen better days.  From the outside, it looks old.  On the inside, the hallways have the dim and dull look of a building that hasn’t been renovated in over ten years.  As Dr. Mark Craig (William Daniels, long before he played Mr. Feeney on Boy Meets World) angrily puts it, the hospital gets no respect in Boston.  It’s seen as being a “dumping ground” for patients who can’t afford anything better.  Dr. Craig is world-renowned heart surgeon whose wealthy patients have donated what few improvements the hospital has seen over the past few years.  (“All of our clocks now read the same time!” Dr. Craig brags at one point.)  But not even Dr. Craig can change the hospital’s reputation as being secondary to Boston General.

There are actually a few good things about St. Eligius.  For one thing, a young Denzel Washington is on staff, playing resident Phillip Chandler.  Denzel doesn’t get to do much in the pilot but still, his presence fills the viewer with confidence.  St. Eligius is also home to a world-renowned liver specialist, Dr. Daniel Auschlander (played by Norman Lloyd, who also worked with Hitchcock and Orson Welles).  Auschlander has liver cancer but the hospital chief-of-staff, Dr. Donald Westphall (Ed Flanders), assures everyone that Auschlander will probably “out live us all.”  (And he was right, to an extent.  Norman Lloyd lived to be 106 years old before passing away in 2021.  Ed Flanders died, tragically by suicide, in 1995.)  St. Eligius is a teaching hospital and the residents want to make a good impression by keeping their patients alive.  That’s always a good thing.

At the same time, how secure can you feel when Howie Mandel is one of the residents?  Mandel plays Dr. Wayne Fiscus, who wears a baseball cap and acts …. well, he acts a lot like Howie Mandel.  Like Washington, Mandel doesn’t do a lot in the pilot.  He does get a subplot where he apparently has sex in the morgue with goth pathologist Cathy Martin (Barbara Whinnery) but otherwise, we don’t see him treating a patient or anything like that.  Still, it’s a bit jarring to see Howie Mandel as a doctor.  I would not necessarily want him for my doctor because he’s to be easily distracted.  Maybe he’ll change my mind as the series progresses.

Speaking of sex, Dr. Ben Samuels (David Birney) has gonorrhea and spends most of the pilot approaching doctors and nurses and informing them of his conditions and suggesting that they might want to get tested themselves.  That’s not exactly the best way to be introduced to a character but it also lets us know that this show is not just going to be about dedicated doctors who spend all of their time worrying about their patients and making amazing medical discoveries.  Instead, this show is also about doctors who get venereal diseases.  Has anyone checked on Fiscus in the morgue?

(That said, Dr. Samuels does get a scene where he saves the life of a woman who was injured in a terrorist bombing, as if the show does want to make sure that we know that he can do his job, even if he is spreading VD through the hospital.)

The majority of the episode follows Dr. Jack Morrison (David Morse), a first-year resident who has been working several 24-hour shifts and who complains, at one point, that he hasn’t seen his wife for days.  Dr. Morrison gets upset when a surgeon wants to operate on one of his patients, a 15 year-old girl named Sandy (Heather McAdams).  Morrison believes that surgeons always want to cut into somebody.  Morrison gets even more upset when Sandy’s mother requests that Sandy be transferred to Boston General, which has a reputation for being a better, more modern hospital.  In fact, Morrison is so upset and exhausted that he forgets to file a death certificate for a patient who dies during the night.  As a result, it’s believed that the patient, who has a reputation for being violent, has gone missing and is stalking the hospital.  Dr. Annie Cavanero (Cynthia Sikes) spends the entire episode looking for a dead man, which at least gives her an excuse to visit every ward and introduce the viewers to the members of the show’s ensemble cast.

Having lost my mom to cancer and now my Dad to Parkinson’s, I was hesitant about reviewing St. Elsewhere.  (Actually, I was hesitant about reviewing any medical show.)  When my Dad was in the hospital, I felt like I couldn’t get anyone to give me a straight answer about his condition and I often felt the doctors were talking down to me.  To be honest, my worst conflicts were with the nurses, one of whom told me that I would have to “lose the attitude” before she would explain why my father had been moved to the Delirium Ward.  (It didn’t help that, at the same time my Dad was in the hospital, there was a huge storm that left us without power for a week.)  At the same time, there were other doctors who were helpful.  The staff at the rehab center that my dad was sent to were also wonderful.  I have my regrets about agreeing to hospice care but the nurse who was assigned to my Dad was very empathetic and totally understanding whenever I asked her for a cigarette.  (Under normal circumstances, I don’t smoke because I have asthma but seriously, the stress was killing me.)  I’m bitter and angry about a lot of what happened but I’m also thankful for the small moments of kindness.

Watching a show set in a hospital was not easy for me but the pilot of St. Elsewhere appealed to me with its mix of melodrama and humor.  There was a quirkiness to it that I appreciated.  William Daniels made me laugh with his annoyed rant about how little respect the hospital received.  Most of all, I cared about whether or not Dr. Morrison would still be alive at the end of his shift.  David Morse’s performance won me over.  He’s the type of doctor that I would want to have.  Well, actually, I’d probably want Denzel to my doctor but Dr, Morrison could assist.  Just keep Dr. Howie Mandel away from me.  Nothing against him but he seemed to be having way too much fun at the hospital….

Most importantly, the show ended with a cat.

Next week, the drama continues at St. Elsewhere!