Horror Film Review: Re-Animator (dir. by Stuart Gordon)


“Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.” — Herbert West

Somewhere in a cramped basement lab in Arkham, Massachusetts, a gaunt young man in glasses holds up a syringe of luminous green fluid and announces, with the total confidence of someone who has never once doubted himself, that death is merely a temporary condition. “Don’t expect it to tuck you in at night,” he warns about his reanimation serum. He’s right to be wary, because the things that come back in Stuart Gordon’s Re-Animator (1985) come back wrong. That single image—the needle full of ectoplasm-green juice—is the seed the entire film grows from. It’s a movie about the arrogance of believing death can be solved like a math problem, and it explores that idea with more fake blood per minute than almost anything made before or since. That it also happens to be one of the funniest, most quotable, and most flat-out entertaining horror films of its decade is the kind of miracle that happens only when everyone involved is operating at maximum commitment.

The plot is a beautifully simple delivery system for chaos. Dan Cain (Bruce Abbott), a promising medical student at Miskatonic University, takes in a new roommate: the twitchy, superior, relentlessly focused Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs), freshly arrived from Switzerland, where his mentor met a spectacularly bad end. West has developed a glowing green serum that, when injected into the freshly dead, jolts them back to violent, shambling, extremely angry life. His theory, delivered with clenched-jaw intensity, is that their aggression is merely a side effect of having been dead too long before the injection. It’s absurd pseudoscience, and the film knows it, leaning into every ridiculous beat with a straight face. That deadpan sincerity is the whole engine of the movie.

Gordon, working with producer Brian Yuzna and co-writer William J. Norris, never winks at the audience. A cat attacking West in a basement storage room makes for a legitimately tense scene right up until the punchline. A reanimated cadaver lurking in a morgue drawer is genuinely creepy. Then the film escalates to the point where severed heads are being reanimated in pans of blood, and you realize you’ve been grinning for forty straight minutes.

The crown jewel of the whole enterprise is Combs as Herbert West, delivering one of the great horror performances ever committed to film. West is written as a complete sociopath with zero social graces and an ego the size of a small planet. Combs plays him with clipped, precise, faintly outraged diction, like a man perpetually offended that the universe isn’t cooperating with his research. Every line reading is a small marvel of controlled, over-the-top delivery. West isn’t scary because of how he looks—he’s a scrawny guy in glasses and a suit. He’s scary because he simply does not care about anything beyond his experiments, and Combs lets you see that emptiness behind his eyes even in the film’s funniest moments.

Around him, the supporting cast gamely keeps pace. Abbott’s Dan is the classic 1980s horror protagonist: handsome and increasingly willing to go along with West’s atrocities once his fiancée, Megan (Barbara Crampton), is in danger. Crampton brings more to Megan than the screaming-final-girl archetype might suggest, though she does plenty of shrieking in the back half. Robert Sampson plays Dean Halsey, Megan’s father, who ends up as one of West’s reanimated subjects. Meanwhile, David Gale is magnificently unhinged as Dr. Carl Hill, the smug department head who becomes West’s academic nemesis and, eventually, a headless, telepathically linked villain in one of cinema’s most audacious third acts. You could say Hill really loses his head over Megan, and the film means that quite literally.

Because, yes, the finale is a delirious carnival of gore, black comedy, and genuinely disturbing imagery. Hill’s severed head gets the serum and acquires the ability to command his reanimated body, which abducts Megan. What follows is the film’s most infamous sequence, combining grotesque visual humor with sexual assault. The head-related wordplay practically writes itself, but the scene’s cruelty makes the laughter uncomfortable. Even within a movie this determined to offend, it’s a confrontational moment, and whether it feels audacious or simply ugly will depend on the viewer. Either way, it pushes the film’s collision of comedy and horror to its most extreme point.

The effects team deserves enormous credit for making the physical madness land. The gore, crafted by a crew including John Carl Buechler and Tony Doublin, with special makeup by John Naulin, is cartoonish, wet, and shockingly durable. There are gallons of blood, multiple severed heads, rubbery reanimated corpses, and an iconic image of a head impaled on a shovel. The effects don’t always look realistic, but realism isn’t quite the point. They have weight, texture, and a gloriously unpleasant physical presence that makes the mayhem feel immediate.

What elevates Re-Animator above its splattery peers is that, underneath the grue, it’s a genuinely well-made movie. Richard Band’s score wears its resemblance to Bernard Herrmann’s Psycho music so openly that the familiarity becomes part of the film’s cheeky charm. The pacing is brisk, the Miskatonic setting grounds the madness, and the low budget rarely reads as cheap—just resourceful. Gordon’s background in theatre shows in how tightly each scene builds and pays off. This is a director who understood dramatic construction even as blood poured over everything.

The film also takes enormous liberties with Lovecraft’s source material, “Herbert West–Reanimator,” particularly in its tone and content. But that freedom is a strength rather than a drawback. Gordon isn’t trying to preserve every detail or reproduce the experience of reading the original. He takes the central premise and turns it into something with its own nasty personality. The film captures the queasy idea that a scientific mind unconstrained by ethics is the real monster, then finds increasingly outrageous ways to make that idea entertaining.

That brings us back to the syringe of glowing green serum. Re-Animator understands something many horror movies forget: the scariest monster isn’t necessarily the thing on the slab. It’s the calm, rational man holding the needle who sees no reason to pause. The reanimated cat, the dead dean, the headless professor—they’re all just side effects. West’s indifference gives the chaos its connective tissue. No matter how grotesque the results become, he remains more interested in refining his process than questioning whether he should continue.

The film’s darkest, funniest joke is that catastrophic evidence never seems capable of shaking West’s faith in his own brilliance. Every disaster becomes another technical problem rather than a reason to stop. Forty years later, the movie remains a blast precisely because it plays that arrogance for both laughs and dread. It leaves you grinning while quietly wondering how many genuine Herbert Wests are out there, holding up their own green syringes, utterly certain that death is just a problem waiting to be solved. Maybe don’t watch it right after dinner.

Command 5 (1985, directed by E.W. Swackhamer)


Morgan (Stephen Parr) is a mysterious government operative who puts together a special paramilitary force to take on extreme threats.  He says that only misfits are allowed to join his group because they have the edge he needs.  Smith (William Russ) is a wild Texan who drives like a maniac.  Psychiatrist Winslow (Sonja Smits) can fire an Uzi better than any man.  Kowalski (John Matuszak) is a demolitions expert who listens to Beethoven.  Jack Coburn (Wings Hauser) is a rebellious detective who is good with a throwing knife.

After a montage of their extensive training and a scene where our heroes take a look at the bullet-proof RV that they’ll be traveling the country in, the movie finally gets down to business.  A motorcycle-riding terror cult led by Delgado (Gregory Sierra) has taken an entire town hostage and is threatening to kill everyone unless they’re given a flight out of the country.  Our heroes drive their bulletproof van into town and try to defeat the bad guys.  There’s one good scene where the RV is driving down the town’s main street and getting hit nonstop with bullets.  The scene was obviously ripped off from the end of Clint Eastwood’s The Gauntlet but it’s still exciting to watch.  Otherwise, the action in this one is pretty rudimentary.

I guess Command 5 was supposed to be a pilot for television show that never went into production.  It is very much a television production.  There’s a lot of shooting but no blood.  Wings Hauser is less dangerous than usual.  The whole thing ends with Command 5 looking forward to adventures that were never to come.  Watching the pilot, you can see why it never became a show.  The characters were all thinly-written and never seemed to have much of a connection with each other and Hauser and Russ both seemed to be competing to be the loose cannon of the group.  This one is for Wings Hauser completists only.

The Demolitionist (1995, directed by Robert Kurtzman)


In the future, America is overrun by crime.  Mad Dog Burne (Richard Grieco) and his brother, Little Henry (Randy Vasquez) escape from California death row.  Mayor Eleanor Grimbaum (Susan Tyrell) wants the Burne brothers captured and she wants to be able to show the voters that she’s tough on crime.  When brave police officer Alyssa Lloyd (Nicole Eggert) is killed by Mad Dog Burne’s gang, she is brought back to life in cyborg form by Prof. Crowley (Bruce Abbott) and, after a training montage, she is let loose on the streets as a police-backed vigiliante.

The Demolitionist owes an obvious debt to Robocop, with Nicole Eggert miscast as an expressionless cyborg who launches a one-woman/one-machine war on crime.  The main problem is that The Demolitionist has none of Robocop‘s wit or its subversive subtext.  Nicole Eggert is no substitute for Peter Weller and Richard Grieco is no Kurtwood Smith.  “Booker’s a good cop!” I said whenever Grieco showed up.

The only interesting this is about the cast, which is full of horror veterans.  Jack Nance plays the prison priest who counsels the Burne brothers before they escape their scheduled executions.  Reggie Bannister plays the warden.  Sarah Douglas plays  a surgeon.  Joseph Pilato is one of Mad Dog’s followers.  And playing Mad Dog’s second-in-command is none other than Tom Savini.  Finally, the city’s most popular journalist is played by Heather Langenkamp!

The Demolitionist demolishes almost the entire town but she still can’t come up with any way to make this stale Robocop rip-off feel fresh.

 

 

Trapped (1989, directed by Fred Walton)


A man (Ben Loggins) leaves his home one day, thinks about how his life has recently gone wrong, and then goes to an unfinished office building where he kills not only the people who he considers responsible but also anyone else who gets in his way.  Trapped in the building with him and trying to survive through the night until the doors automatically unlock in the morning are the building’s manager, Mary Ann Marshall (Kathleen Quinlan), and a corporate spy who is only willing to say that May Ann should call him John Doe (Bruce Abbott).

Trapped was produced for and originally aired on the USA network and it went on to become a USA mainstay for most of the 90s.  It’s a surprisingly violent and gory for a made-for-TV film from 1989 and the nearly-empty office building is an appropriately creepy setting.  Director Fred Walton does a good job of creating and maintaining a sense of suspense and he’s helped by three excellent lead performances from Kathleen Quinlan, Bruce Abbott, and especially Ben Loggins.  Loggins is credited as simply being “The Killer” and the film keeps his motives murky.  If you pay attention, you can discover what has driven him over the edge but the film is smart enough to concentrate on the cat-and-mouse game that he plays with Quinlan and Abbott.  One thing that sets Trapped‘s Killer apart from other psycho move stalkers is that Trapped‘s Killer is ambidextrous, carrying a dagger in one hand and a baseball bat in the other, making him even more intimidating than the typical movie psycho.  Kathleen Quinlan, an underrated actress who is probably best-known for playing Tom Hanks’s wife in Apollo 13, is also a feisty and likable heroine.

Don’t let its origin as a made-for-TV film scare you off.  Trapped is a good and suspenseful thriller.

A Movie A Day #276: Bad Dreams (1988, directed by Andrew Fleming)


When she was a young girl, Cynthia (Jennifer Rubin) was a member of Unity Fields, a group of hippies led by the insane Franklin Harris (Richard Lynch).  When Harris ordered the cult to join him in a fiery suicide pact, Cynthia was the only one to refuse.  While all of the cult members when up in flames, Cynthia ended up spending 13 years in a coma.  When she wakes up, she has no memory of the incident and finds herself as a patient in a psych ward.  She has a support group to provide therapy.  She has two doctors (Bruce Abbott and Harris Yulin) watching her every move.  And she still has nightmares and visions of the long-dead Harris, appearing around the hospital, sometimes burned and sometimes not.  When the members of her therapy group start to die, Cynthia is convinced that Harris has returned to claim her.

A year before starring in Bad Dreams, Jennifer Rubin made her film debut in A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.  That seems appropriate because Bad Dreams would never have existed if not for A Nightmare on Elm Street.  Franklin Harris is only a few bad jokes and a razor blade glove away from being Freddy Krueger’s older brother.  However, if you can see past the movie’s derivative nature, Bad Dreams is not bad.  Some of the deaths are inventive and Jennifer Rubin shows why she should have become a bigger star than she did.  Though Franklin Harris may have been developed as stand-in for Freddy, Richard Lynch is memorably menacing and makes the role his own.  Bad Dreams may have been a clone of another film but not all clones are bad.