HappyGilmore2, the sequel to my favorite golf movie, is currently available on Netflix. I’ll be watching it later today. I have no idea if it’s any good or not. I’m hoping for the best, though.
Anyway, this seems like a good time to share the best scene from the original HappyGilmore. In this scene, Happy and Bob Barker team up for a celebrity tournament. It does not go well. Reportedly, Barker initially turned down this cameo and only changed his mind after he was assured that he would win the fight.
Dave (Adam Sandler), a timid man who has never gotten over being humiliated when he was a teenager, is sentenced to anger management after a slight argument on a plane is blown out of proportion by a taser-wielding shy marshal. His therapist is Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson), whose techniques only seem to exacerbate Dave’s growing anger. Among Dr. Rydell’s methods are giving Dave an unstable “anger buddy” named Chuck (John Turturro), ordering Dave to get revenge on the guy (John C. Reilly) who humiliated on his as a teenager, and also encouraging Dave to cheat on his girlfriend Linda (Maria Tomei) with a woman (Heather Graham) that they meet at bar. Dave goes from timid to angry, Dr. Rydell starts dating Linda, and the whole thing is wrapped up with a totally implausible ending.
The idea of the star of Chinatown and Five Easy Pieces co-starring in an Adam Sandler comedy sounds like it should be exhibit #1 when it comes to talking about the decline of American cinema but I’ve always liked Anger Management. Casting Jack Nicholson as the seemingly insane Dr. Rydell was an inspired choice and Nicholson gives a real performance in the film as opposed to just coasting on his already-established persona. Anger Management came out a year after Adam Sandler’s first dramatic film, Punch-Drunk Love, and, even though Anger Management is a raunchy comedy from the start to finish, Sandler’s performance actually finds the reality in Dave’s situation. Sandler plays Dave as being someone who is sincerely trying his best to get through his court-mandated anger management without losing control. Nicholson and Sandler make for a surprisingly good team.
Of course, it’s an Adam Sandler comedy so it’s not for everyone. The humor is often crude and the film’s final twist is so ridiculous that it can actually leave you feeling like you might need anger management. But Anger Management does show how Jack Nicholson improves anything that he’s involved with and it also shows that Adam Sandler can act when he feels like it. Anger Management also gave us the meme of Jack Nicholson nodding his approval, meaning the film and the performance will live forever.
Our regularly scheduled review of Degrassi High will not be posted tonight so that we can bring you this special presentation.
My Retro Television Reviews will return on Monday but for now, check out this 1990 program called Testing Dirty! In this short film, Christopher Daniel Barnes (best known for playing Greg Brady in The Brady Bunch Movie) is a high school athlete who tests positive for drugs despite not using them. As he tries to clear his name, the adults in his community debate whether or not random drug tests are actually fighting or helping the problem. That’s an important topic but, for the most part, this film is best-known for a cameo appearance by Adam Sandler as a drug dealer.
And now, without further ado …. it’s time for Testing Dirty!
At some point in an unspecified future, Czech cosmonaut Jakub Procházka (Adam Sandler) floats through space in a capsule. He’s on a mission to investigate Chopra, a cloud of dust and debris that has been spotted near Jupiter. On Earth, he’s a hero. People love to watch interviews with him from space, though few realize that the majority of his interviews were actually pre-recorded before he left the planet. Corporations are sponsoring his trip and Jakub is under order to use their marketing slogans as much as possible whenever he communicates with the people back home. Jakob is in a race to reach the cloud before a competing mission from South Korea. One can only guess what’s happened back on Earth to create a situation where the Czech Republic and South Korea are the two countries with a working space program.
Jakub is someone who grew up yearning to leave the planet and escape from the pain of being the son of a “party informer.” Now that he’s in space, he obsesses on how much he misses his wife, Lenka (Carey Mulligan). He and Lenka used to talk regularly through “CzechConnect” but it’s been a while since she’s answered any of his calls. Lenka was not happy when Jakub accepted the mission to Chopra, accusing him of abandoning her when she needed him most. Considering that she is pregnant (and that a previous pregnancy ended in a miscarriage), she’s absolutely right. What Jakub doesn’t know is that Lenka has decided to leave him. As her mother (Lena Olin) puts it, Jakub will always find an excuse not to return home and deal with their relationship. After he inspects Chopra, who is to say that Jakub won’t want to continue to see what is waiting beyond Jupiter? Lenka’s final message to him is being suppressed by the Czech government (represented here by Isabella Rossellini).
What is it that drives Jakub to separate himself from the rest of the world? Jakub is himself not totally sure. But when a giant space spider (voiced by Paul Dano) shows up in the capsule and explains that it wants to understand the human mind, Jakub starts to learn. The spider, who Jakub names Hanus, becomes Jakub’s companion and his confessor.
I’ve often said that there are two Adam Sandlers. There’s the Adam Sandler who makes goofy comedies with his friends and who mostly seems to view making movies as a working vacation. And then there’s the Adam Sandler who is a sad-eyed character actor who captures regret and spiritual malaise about as well any performer working today. To me, it’s always been interesting how the same actor who starred in something like Jack and Jill could also be absolutely heart-breaking when cast in something like The Meyerowtiz Stories. If the only Sandler films that you ever watched or heard about were his dramatic roles, you would probably assume that he is one of America’s most honored actors. Spaceman finds Adam Sandler in serious actor mode and he does a good job at portraying Jakub’s loneliness and the deep sadness that makes it difficult from him to open up emotionally. That said, I have to admit that, as I watched this deliberately-paced and rather somber film, there were a few times when I found myself thinking about how they should have made a sequel to Happy Gilmore where Happy became the first pro-golfer in space.
Spaceman is a film that I wanted to like more than I did. It’s a well-acted film, with Carey Mulligan again getting a chance to show the depth that she can bring to even a somewhat underwritten role. The Chopra is beautifully rendered. The Giant Spider becomes a fascinating character as the story plays out. The film does a good job of capturing the claustrophobia of being stuck in a space capsule. (Jakub may have escaped Earth but he’s still definitely trapped.) The problem is that the film’s approach is a bit too literal-minded. Instead, of engaging with viewers and letting them discover the film’s themes and solve the story’s mysteries for themselves, Spaceman spells everything out in the most obvious ways. The film, like Jakub, makes the mistake of not trusting the people watching to be able to understand what they’re seeing. 2001: A Space Odyssey was an obvious influence on the film’s final third but, whereas Kubrick took an obvious joy in leaving audiences scratching their heads, Spaceman wraps things up a bit too neatly,
In the end, I think Spaceman will be best-remembered for being the first film in which audiences will not be surprised to see Adam Sandler giving a dramatic performance. After Punch-Drunk Love, The Meyerowtiz Stories, Uncut Gems, and Hustle, we’ve reached the point where the idea of Adam Sandler being a good actor is no longer shocking. Who would have ever guessed?
You Are So Not Invite To My Bat Mitzvah is a well-acted, well-written, and sweet-natured coming-of-age film, featuring Sunny Sandler as Stacey Friedman, a Hebrew school student who is eagerly looking forward to both her Bat Mitzvah and the party after while also dreading the prospect of that party being ruined by her well-meaning but kind of embarrassing parents (Adam Sandler and Idina Menzel).
Stacey believes that the party, the first major event of her adulthood, will determine the rest of her life and therefore, it’s important that it be a huge party with a wonderful entrance video and at least one celebrity guest. Her older sister (a wonderfully deadpan Sadie Sandler) tells her not to get her hopes up. Her father tells her to stop obsessing on her party and concentrate on what it means to be Jewish. Stacey can only watch in horror as her parents invite their dry cleaner to the ceremony and her mother insists on buying her a dress that Stacy says makes her look like the woman who takes sick kids out of the classroom.
Still, Stacey knows that no matter what happens, she’ll always have her BFF, Lydia Rodriguez Katz (Samantha Lorraine), at her side. Except that, in the weeks leading up to her Bat Mitzvah, Stacey discovers that Lydia is dating Andy Goldfarb (Dylan Hoffman), the inarticulate soccer player that Stacey has had a crush on for years. Of course, as Lydia points out, every girl at the school has had a crush on Andy for years. In a moment of anger, Stacey announces, “You are so not invited to my bat mitzvah!”
As I said, it’s a sweet and very sincere movie, one that celebrates friendship and family. It’s not particularly shocking that Andy turns out to be a middle school jerk but everyone’s had a crush like Andy Goldfarb and, if they’re lucky, everyone had had friends like Stacey and Lydia. In the end, the message here is that friendship is more important than some boy who can barely speak in complete sentences and that being adult means thinking about more than just your own concerns. It’s a good message. This film acknowledges its debt to John Hughes by having Stacey’s father take her to a festival of Hughes’s film and, like the best of those films, You Are So Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah is a teen comedy with heart.
Also, like the best of John Hughes’s films, it’s full of memorable characters. It’s tempting to roll your eyes when you see just how many people involved in this film are named Sandler but everyone gives such a good performance that you quickly forget about any charges of nepotism. We all know that Adam Sandler has made a lot of bad films over the years but he seems to finally be at a point in his career where he’s no longer embarrassed by the fact that he can actually be a good actor. Sunny Sandler is likable and relatable as Stacey and easily carries the film’s emotional moments while Sadie Sandler’s deadpan delivery is one of the movie’s highlights. Idina Menzel, who also played Adam Sandler’s wife in the far different Uncut Gems, is perfectly cast as Stacey’s overbearing but loving mother and Sandler’s real-life wife, Jackie Sandler, is well-cast as Lydia’s mother. Samantha Lorraine makes both her friendship with and her anger at Stacey feel real and poignant. Sarah Sherman is great as the quirky but ultimately quite wise rabbi. Even Luis Guzman shows up and is responsible for some of the film’s funniest moments.
If I had seen this film two months ago, I probably would have said that it was a simply a well-made and very likable coming-of-age film. Seeing it today, at a time when Jews are being told not to enter certain neighborhoods and to hide any external signs of their religion and their cultural background, You Are So Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah feels very relevant. At a time when anti-Semitism is being mainstreamed and posters of abducted Jewish children are being ripped off walls and people are openly chanting the most vile of words, You Are So Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah feels almost defiant. It is a film about people who proudly and unapologetically Jewish and, when Stacey reads from the Torah at her Bat Mitzvah, it’s not just the prelude to a party or a chance for her to realize that her friendships are more important than the Andy Goldfarbs of the world. It’s a religious ceremony, it’s a cultural tradition, and it’s a proud and triumphant declaration of identity, one that defies all of the hateful bigots. In these troubled times, You Are So Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah is a film that takes on an entirely new importance.
As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on Twitter and Mastodon. I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie! Every week, we get together. We watch a movie. We tweet our way through it.
Tonight, at 10 pm et, #FridayNightFlix has got 1998’s The Wedding Singer, starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore!
If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag! It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.
The Wedding Singer is available on Prime! See you there!
Bob Barker, a pop cultural institution if there ever was one, passed away today. He was 99 years old. And while he will probably be best-remembered for his long run as the host of The Price Is Right, he will also always be remembered for beating up Adam Sandler in my favorite golf film, Happy Gilmore.
Barker himself reportedly turned down the cameo when it was first offered to him but accepted it after he was assured that he would be winning the fight.
As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter. I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie! Every week, we get together. We watch a movie. We tweet our way through it.
Tonight, at 10 pm et, #FridayNightFlix has got 1996’s Happy Gilmore!
How much do you like Shooter McGavin?
If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag! It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.
Happy Gilmore is available on Prime! See you there!