Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 10/3/22 — 10/9/22


As the first full week of Horrorthon comes to a close, here’s what I watched, read, and listened to over the past 7 days!

Films I Watched:

  1. Black Eagle (1988)
  2. Conquest (1983)
  3. Chopping Mall (1986)
  4. Dr. Orloff’s Monster (1964)
  5. House on Haunted Hill (1958)
  6. Let’s Get Harry (1986)
  7. Massacre at Dinosaur Valley (1985)
  8. Orloff Against The Invisible Man (1970)
  9. Robot Monster (1953)
  10. The Shootist (1976)
  11. Snowbeast (1977)
  12. Studio 666 (2022)
  13. Ted Bundy: American Boogeyman (2021)
  14. Terrifier (2016)
  15. X (2022)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. Abbott Elementary
  2. The Amazing Race
  3. Atlanta
  4. Bachelor in Paradise
  5. Full House
  6. Ghosts
  7. Hell’s Kitchen
  8. Inspector Lewis
  9. Interview with a Vampire
  10. Law & Order
  11. Law & Order: Organized Crime
  12. Law & Order: SVU
  13. Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head
  14. Night Flight
  15. The Real Love Boat
  16. Survivor
  17. Talking Dead
  18. The Walking Dead

Books I Read:

  1. The Adult Version of Dracula (1970) by Hal Kantor  (and NOT Ed Wood, as some claim)
  2. The Family (2002) by Ed Sanders
  3. Heat 2 (2022) by Michael Mann and Meg Gardiner
  4. One Evil Summer (1994) by R.L. Stine
  5. The Secret Bedroom (1991) by R.L. Stine

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Adi Ulmansky
  2. Annie Lennox
  3. Barry Adamson
  4. Britney Spears
  5. The Chemical Brothers
  6. Creedence Clearwater Revival
  7. David Bowie
  8. Depeche Mode
  9. Goblin
  10. Hans Zimmer
  11. Jakalope
  12. Jake Bugg
  13. John Carpenter
  14. John Williams
  15. Katy Perry
  16. Kedr Livanskiy
  17. Kid Rock
  18. Lynard Skynard
  19. Muse
  20. Nine Inch Nails
  21. Public Service Broadcasting
  22. Saint Motel
  23. Screamin’ Jay Hawkins

Live Tweets:

  1. Black Eagle
  2. The Shootist
  3. Let’s Get Harry
  4. Snowbeast

Trailers:

  1. 6 Horrific Trailers For October 9th, 2022
  2. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
  3. Violent Night

Horror On The Lens:

  1. Robot Monster
  2. A Cold Night’s Death
  3. The Naked Witch
  4. Manos: The Hands of Fate
  5. Night Stalker
  6. Night Strangler
  7. The Cloning of Clifford Swimmer

Horror on TV:

  1. Ghost Story 1.3 “At The Cradle Foot”
  2. Ghost Story 1.4 “Bad Connection”
  3. Ghost Story 1.5 “The Summer House”
  4. Ghost Story 1.6 “Alter Ego”
  5. Ghost Story 1.7 “Half A Death”
  6. Ghost Story 1.8 “House of Evil”
  7. Ghost Story 1.9 “Cry of the Cat”

4 Shots From Horror History

  1. Early 50s
  2. Mid 50s
  3. Late 50s
  4. Early 60s
  5. Mid 60s
  6. Late 60s
  7. Early 70s

Horror Scenes That I Love:

  1. The War of the Worlds
  2. Creature From The Black Lagoon
  3. The House on Haunted Hill
  4. The Awful Dr. Orlof
  5. The Birds
  6. Night of the Living Dead
  7. Dracula A.D. 1972

News From Last Week:

  1. Pulitzer Prize Winning Playwright Charles Fuller Dead at 83
  2. Feisty First Lady of Country Music Lorretta Lynn Dies At 90
  3. Love Goddess comedian Judy Tenuta dies at 72
  4. Radio host Bernie McGuirk dead at 64
  5. Box Office: ‘Smile’ Outpacing ‘Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile’ for No. 1 as ‘Amsterdam’ Bombs
  6. Late-night comedy flounders in ratings as Colbert, Kimmel, others openly root for Democrats, shred Republicans

Links From Last Week:

  1. In Memoriam: Antonio Inoki (1943-2022)
  2. Do The “Monster Mash” With Vincent Price For “Shocktober 2022” – Here’s The Hilarious Video!
  3. Favorite Campy Horror Films
  4. The World’s Common Tater’s Week in Books, Movies, and TV 10/8/22

Links From The Site:

  1. Leonard shared trailers for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever and Violent Night!
  2. Case reviewed Thirsty, Missing, Selfie From Hell, Witch Hunt, The Sky, and FWD!
  3. Erin shared Ghosts Are Coming, Frankenstein’s Monster, Trashcan Man, Boogeyman, Kingdom of Spiders, At Night, and Trees In The Night!
  4. Erin took a look at The Spectacular Covers of Startling Stories!
  5. Erin had some thoughts on baseball: Congratulations to the Phillies, Aaron Judge Gets 62, Another Rangers Season Comes To An End, Go Mariners, Congratulations the Seattle Mariners On The Best Comeback of The Postseason, and As The Wild Card Ends The Padres Advance!
  6. Jeff shared music videos from Alice Cooper, Lulabox, Danzig, King Kobra, Vinnie Vincent Invasion, Grim Reaper, and Ramones!
  7. Jeff played Under the Bridge, The Pool, Use Your Psychic Powers at Applebee’s, Ghost Town, Ink, Nose Bleed, and Thanatophobia!
  8. Jeff reviewed Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl, Biohazard, Ed and his Dead Mother, Creepozoids, The Zero Boys, Vampire in Vegas, and Invasion of the Pod People!
  9. Jeff shared a great moment from comic book history and a great moment from television history!
  10. I reviewed some horror films: Night of the Ghouls, Scream of the Wolf, The City of the Dead, Audrey Rose, House of the Dead, Death Ship, The Amityville Horror, Dolls, The Wasp Woman, Food of the Gods, Orloff Against The Invisible Man, The Caller, H.P. Lovecraft’s Monster Portal, Conquest, Children of the Corn, Ted Bundy: American Boogeyman, Dr. Orloff’s Monster, The Four Troublesome Heads, Child’s Play, The Bunker Game, Massacre in Dinosaur Valley, and Dark Was The Night!
  11. I read The Secret Bedroom, Bad Dreams, and The I-5 Killer!
  12. I shared some October Positivity: The Pretender, The Crossing, Nite Song, The Daylight Zone, The Appointment, Early Warning, and End of the Harvest!
  13. I also reviewed Black Eagle and A Jazzman’s Blues!
  14. I took a look at Hang Time, Fantasy Island, The Love Boat, City Guys, One World, and California Dreams!
  15. I shared my week in television and an AMV of the Day!

More From Us:

  1. At Days Without Incident, Leonard shared Lucretia My Reflection!
  2. I had many interesting dreams this week: Last Night’s Letter Dream, Last Night’s Golf Dream, Last Night’s Britney Spears Dream, Last Night’s Apartment Dream, Last Night’s Theatrical Dream, Last Night’s Restaurant and Train Station Dream, and Last Night’s Shopping For Candy Dream!
  3. At Reality TV Chat Blog, I wrote about the latest episodes of The Amazing Race and Survivor!
  4. At my music site, I shared songs from Annie Lennox, John Carpenter, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Nine Inch Nails, Goblin, and John Williams!
  5. At her photography site, Erin shared Crying, Sunset, The Burning Sky, Birds, Birds 2, Birds 3, and Birds 4!
  6. At Pop Politics, Jeff wrote about the Berlin Wall, Let’s Go Brandon, the funniest political commercial of the midterms, Ben Sasse, Dwayne Johnson, Armageddon, and Kanye West!
  7. For SyFyDesigns, I shared: Happy Mean Girls Day, Hi Elon, Get Ready To Party, I Am Exhausted, A Little Poetry, That’s What I Get For Being Hopeful, and Tomorrow!
  8. For Horror Critic, I reviewed Chopping Mall, Llamageddon, We Summon the Darkness, Kung Fu Zombie, Kung Fu From Beyond The Grave, Goke Body Snatcher From Hell, and Plague of the Zombies!

Want to check out last week?  Click here!

Horror On TV: Ghost Story 1.9 “Cry of the Cat” (dir by Arnold Laven)


On tonight’s episode of Ghost Story, a rodeo is terrorized by a series of cougar attacks.  Could it have anything to do with the cat-like wife of rodeo star Doug McClure?

This episode originally aired on November 24th, 1972 and it is kind of silly but …. hey, it’s Doug McClure.  It doesn’t get more early 70s than Doug McClure.

Enjoy!

The TSL’s Horror Grindhouse: Night of the Ghouls (dir by Edward D. Wood, Jr.)


Night of the Ghouls (1958, dir by Edward D. Wood, Jr)

From the one and only Edward D. Wood, Jr. …. it’s Night of the Ghouls!

Night of the Ghouls begins with Criswell, the “psychic” who also provided the introduction for Wood’s best known film, Plan 9 From Outer Space, sitting up in a coffin and telling us that we’re about to see a film about the dead and the problems of everyday Americans. This is followed by one of Wood’s trademark stock footage montages. Cars crash. Teenagers fight. Drunken bums stare at the camera. It’s a scary world out there!

And it’s about to get scarier. The police have received reports that a deserted old mansion that was previously destroyed by lightning has been rebuilt! Lt. Dan Bradford (Duke Moore) is assigned to investigate the case with the help of cowardly Patrolman Kelton (Paul Marco). Bradford was called away from the opera so he wanders through the entire film in a tuxedo. Apparently, this case is so important that he couldn’t even change clothes before investigating.

Anyway, it turns out that the house has been rebuilt by Dr. Acula (Kenne Duncan), who wears a turban and claims that he can speak to the dead. Acula lives in the house with his silent and scarred assistant, Lobo (Tor Johnson). A typical Dr. Acula seance involves a floating trumpet playing off-key, several skeletons sitting at a table, and a mysterious woman in white. Acula says that the house is full of spirits but it turn out that Acula is juts a guy named Karl and that even the woman in white is just an actress that he hired. ACULA’S A FRUAD!

Well, fraud or not, it turns out that Acula is right about one thing. There are actual ghosts in the house and it turns out that they’re not happy about the house’s new inhabitant!

Night of the Ghouls (1960, dir by Ed Wood)

Night of the Ghouls was filmed in 1959 but it went largely unreleased, largely because Wood didn’t have the money to pay off the lab fees. The film was erroneously thought to be lost until 1984, seven years after Wood’s passing. That was when a fan named Wade Williams discovered that a copy of the film was still being held by the post-production house. Williams paid the overdue lab fees and the film was finally released.

Night of the Ghouls is a typical Ed Wood film, which is to say that it’s in black-and-white, it’s extremely low budget, and it’s a lot of fun even though it’s not very good. The film’s plot has a make-it-up-as-you-go feel to it and, with a running time of only 70 minutes, it’s over before you can get too bored. While the cast may be largely inept, they’re also rather enthusiastic and it’s hard not to enjoy watching them try their best to sell Wood’s uniquely overbaked dialogue. The film also features not one but two appearances from Ed Wood himself! Not only is his picture hanging on the wall of the police station but Wood himself appears as a female ghoul.

Finally, fans of Ed Wood will also be happy to know that Night of the Ghouls contains references to both Bride of the Monster and Plan 9 From Outer Space, establishing that the Ed Wood cinematic universe existed long before Marvel made their first movie.

Retro Television Review: Scream of the Wolf (dir by Dan Curtis)


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing the made-for-television movies that used to be a primetime mainstay.  Today’s film is 1974’s Scream of the Wolf.  It  can be viewed on YouTube!

A small town in California is shocked when a series of brutal murders occur within the city limits.  Someone or something is killing people whenever the moon is full.  The only clue are the footprints that the killer leaves behind at every scene.  Strangely, there are time when the kill seems to walking on all fours, suggesting that it’s a wild animal.  But then, suddenly, there are only two footprints, indicating that the killer is a man.  Is the killer a beast or a human?

Maybe it’s both.

That’s the question that John Weatherby (Peter Graves) attempts to answer in Scream of the Wolf.  John is a former hunter who is now working on a book about his life.  He looks at the footprints and the savagery of the attacks and he says that the killer is obviously a wolf because no human could be capable of doing such a thing.  However, many people in town are convinced that the killer is a werewolf.  That includes John’s girlfriend, Sandy (Jo Ann Pflug).

In fact, Sandy thinks that she knows exactly who the werewolf is.  She thinks that Bryon Douglas (Clint Walker) is responsible for the murders.  Byron is an old friend of John’s.  They used to hunt together.  John eventually turned his back on hunting but Byron continues to insist that people are never more alive than when they are hunting another creature.  In fact, Byron claims that the murders are actually a good thing.  According to Byron, the murders have woken up the survival instinct in the spoiled inhabitants of the town.  And indeed, the citizens of the town do appear to be getting progressively more and more paranoid.

Okay, so Byron obviously has some issues.  But does that make him a werewolf?  John insists that there are no werewolves and that Byron is just a somewhat eccentric blowhard.  John better hope that he’s right because Byron has announced that he’s going to hunt down the werewolf and he’s invited John to join him on the hunt.

Running a brisk 78 minutes and not wasting a single one of them, Scream of the Wolf is an enjoyable and atmospheric werewolf film.  I don’t think I actually heard a wolf scream over the course of the film but I did hear plenty of people scream.  For a made for TV movie, Scream of the Wolf doesn’t shy away from showing the horror of being stalked by an unseen creature in the middle of the night.  Needless to say, any film featuring Peter Graves as a former big game hunter is going to have a bit of camp appeal but, in the end, Graves’s somewhat stolid acting style works well for the character that he is playing.  Clint Walker, who towers over everyone else in the film, gives an intimidating and creepy performance as Byron.  The film’s central mystery isn’t particularly complex but the story is told well.  Scream of the Wolf is a simple but entertaining film, one that’s ideal for October viewing.

Horror Scenes That I Love: Van Helsing and Dracula Meet in Dracula A.D. 1972


Even in the year 1972, Count Dracula (Christopher Lee) could not escape Prof. Van Helsing (Peter Cushing).  Of course, the Van Helsing here was a descendant of the Van Helsing who gave Dracula such a hard time in the 19th century but still, Dracula was not thrilled to see him.

This scene is from Hammer’s Dracula A.D. 1972.  It’s not generally considered to be one of the better Dracula films but I enjoy any chance to see Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee (who were the closest of friends off-screen) acting opposite each other.

International Horror Review: The City of the Dead (dir by John Llewellyn Moxey)


The City of the Dead, a 1960 British horror film that is also known as Horror Hotel, takes place in the town of Whitewood, Massachusetts.  (Though it takes place in America, this is a very British film, from the cast to the sensibility.)

Like most small New England towns (or, at the very least, the type of small New England towns that show up in movies like this), Whitewood has been around forever. And it apparently has quite a history, especially where witches and devil worshipers are concerned! In the 17th century, a witch was burned at the stake. Rumor has it that, before she died, she sold her soul to the devil. As long as she arranges for two virgin sacrifices a year, the spirit of the witch can torment Whitewood for as long as she likes.

Fortunately, a virgin has just arrived in town! Nan Barlow (Venetia Stevenson) is doing a term paper on the history of witchcraft and her very helpful professor, Alan Driscoll (played by the man himself, Christopher Lee), suggested that maybe Nan should visit town and stay at the Raven’s Inn.

As soon as Nan arrives, it becomes obvious to her that there’s something strange about Whitewood. All of the people are so strange and secretive and the streets always seem to be covered in fog. As Nan starts to do her research, she discovers that it will soon be time for the first annual sacrifice. The sacrifice is meant to happen at “The Hour of 13.” What does that mean? Why not go into the basement of the inn and search for some clues….

When Nan never returns from Whitewood, her brother, Dick (Denis Lotis), teams up with her fiance, Bill (Tom Naylor), and they head up to town to investigate. Once Dick arrives in town, he meets Whitewood’s only seemingly normal inhabitant, Pat (Bella St. John). Pat, who had previously befriended Nan and is the daughter of the local (and apparently quite ineffectual) reverend, agrees to help them in their search. Of course, Pat is also apparently the only virgin left in Massachusetts and the time for the second sacrifice is approaching….

Though set in America, The City of the Dead was produced in the UK and features British actors, all of whom do a fairly good job of sounding like natives of New England.  (Much like would happen later with the Italian zombie and cannibal films, this very British film was still made with the a focus on appealing to an American audience.) This deliberately paced film is a masterpiece of mood and menace. Director John Llewellyn Moxey emphasizes atmosphere over jump-scares and the black-and-white cinematography gives the entire film a gothic, dream-like feel. Though he’s not in the film as much as you might expect, Christopher Lee still makes the most of his scenes as Prof. Driscoll and the film’s fiery finale definitely makes an impression.

The City of the Dead is one of those films that, because it has fallen into the public domain, is very easy to find. (It seems to get included in every “50-DVD” box set released by Mill Creek.) It also plays frequently on TCM so keep an eye out for it!

Film Review: A Jazzman’s Blues (dir by Tyler Perry)


In 1987, a wealthy white attorney is running for Congress in Georgia.  After watching an interview in which he attacks affirmative action programs, an elderly black woman named Hattie Mae (Amirah Vann) collects a stack of old letters and drops them off at the attorney’s office.  As the attorney reads the letters, he learns the truth about his past.

That’s the opening of Tyler Perry’s latest Netflix film, A Jazzman’s Blues.  The rest of the film is largely set in Georgia in the 30s and the 40s.  Hattie Mae is the mother of two sons, Bayou (Joshua Boone) and Willie Earl (Austin Scott).  Bayou is shy, innocent, and naïve.  He has a wonderful singing voice but no one takes him seriously.  Willie Earl is egotistical and temperamental.  Because he can play the trumpet, Willie Earl is his father’s favorite.  When Willie Earl and his father leave to seek fame in Chicago, Bayou remains in Georgia with his mother.

He also falls in love with Leanne (Solea Pfeiffer), who everyone calls “Bucket” because her mother abandoned her in a used bucket.  Leanne teaches Bayou to read.  Bayou tries to protect Leanne from he abusive grandfather.  Eventually, though, Leanne leaves Georgia.  Years later, she returns as the wife of the local sheriff’s political ambitious brother.  Leanne is now passing as white but Bayou still loves her.  Leanne’s mother, who is now back in the picture, lies to the sheriff and says that Bayou whistled at Leanne.  Bayou is forced to flee Georgia.  He ends up in Chicago, performing with Wille Earl, who is now junkie.

In Chicago, Bayou becomes a star while Wille Earl plays in his brother’s band.  Willie Earl grows jealous of his brother’s success.  When Bayou learns that Leanne has had a son and that he’s probably the father, Bayou makes plans to return to Georgia for a one-night performance.  Tragically, this provides Willie Earl with his opportunity to seek revenge….

Based on the first script that Tyler Perry ever wrote, A Jazzman’s Blues looks and feels like a real movie.  Netflix actually invested some money in this film and that alone represents a step up from Perry’s previous Netflix film.  Visually, the film does a good job contrasting the lushness of rural Georgia with the harshness of Chicago and the scenes in which Bayou performs in Capital Royale club are particularly well-shot.  Joshua Boone may not be the most expressive actor in the world but he’s got a great voice.  That said, this is still a Tyler Perry film and the story is still both melodramatic and predictable.  The framing device of the attorney reading the letters is rather clumsily handled and you’ll be able to guess the identity of the attorney long before the end credits roll.

The main problem with the film, to be honest, is that Willie Earl is a far more intriguing character than Bayou.  Willie Earl’s story is the interesting one and, as the film comes to a close, you find yourself wondering what Willie Earl did with the rest of his life.  Unfortunately, Perry doesn’t tell you or provide any hints.  His script uses Willie Earl as a dramatic device (and as an excuse to indulge in a bit of biblical allegory) but Austin Scott gives such a strong performance in the role that he takes over any scene in which he appears.  Can there be redemption for Willie Earl or is he doomed to spend the rest of his life in denial?  Does he regret his actions or is he so blinded by jealousy and hatred that he can justify the worst possible betrayal?  It’s the most interesting question that the film leaves us with but Perry doesn’t seem to realize that.

In the end, A Jazzman’s Blues indicates that, with the right resources, Tyler Perry can direct a real film.  But perhaps he should collaborate with another screenwriter.  A Jazzman’s Blues is not a bad film but it’s hard not to feel that Perry missed an opportunity to make it even better.

6 Horrific Trailers For October 9th, 2022


It’s Sunday and it’s October and that means that it’s time for another edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse trailers!  For today, we have six trailers from the early 70s.  This was the era when horror started to truly get …. well, horrific!

  1. The Bird With The Crystal Plumage (1970)

First off, we have the blood and scream-filled trailer for Dario Argento’s The Bird With The Crystal Plumage.  This Italian thriller made quite a splash when it was released in America.  Indeed, for many Americans, this was their first exposure to the giallo genre.  This would go on to become Argento’s first (and, so far, only) film to be nominated for a Golden Globe.  (Read my review here!)

2. House of Dark Shadows (1970)

Speaking of blood and screaming, 1970 also saw the release of House of Dark Shadows.  Personally, I think this is one of the best vampire films ever.  The trailer is heavy on atmosphere.

3. The Devils (1971)

In 1971, British director Ken Russell scandalized audiences with The Devils, a film so shocking that it will probably never been in its full, uncut form.

4. Tombs of the Blind Dead (1972)

Italy was not the only country sending horror films over to the United States.  From Spain came the Tombs of the Blind Dead.

5. The Last House on the Left (1972)

Speaking of controversy, Wes Craven made his directorial debut with the infamous The Last House On The Left.  The trailer featured one of the greatest and most-repeated horror tag lines of all time.

6. Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972)

Finally, even as horror cinema changed and became more extreme, Hammer Studios continued to tell the long and twisted story of Count Dracula.  They brought him into the present age and dropped him in the middle of hippie-infested London.  No matter how much the rest of the world changed, Dracula remained Dracula.

8 Shots From 8 Horror Films: The Early 70s


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

This October, I’m going to be doing something a little bit different with my contribution to 4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films.  I’m going to be taking a little chronological tour of the history of horror cinema, moving from decade to decade.

Today, we take a look at the early 70s!

8 Shots From 8 Horror Films: The Early 70s

The Bird With The Crystal Plumage (1970, dir by Dario Argento, DP: Vittorio Storaro)

House of Dark Shadows (1970, dir by Dan Curtis, DP: Arthur Ornitz)

Hatchet For The Honeymoon (1970, dir by Mario Bava, DP: Mario Bava)

The Devils (1971, directed by Ken Russell, DP: David Watkin)

Tombs of the Blind Dead (1971, dir by Amando de Ossorio, DP: Pablo Ripoll)

Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things (1972, dir by Bob Clark, DP: Jack McGowan)

Last House on the Left (1972, dir by Wes Craven, DP: Victor Hurwitz)

Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972, dir by Alan Gibson, DP: Dick Bush)

Horror Film Review: Audrey Rose (dir by Robert Wise)


The 1977 film, Audrey Rose, tells the story of an annoying little girl named Ivy (Susan Swift), who is the daughter of annoying Janice (Marsha Mason) and annoying Bill (John Beck).  Everything seems to be perfectly normal in an annoying way until, one day, they notice that they’re being followed around by an annoying man named Elliott (Anthony Hopkins).  Elliott explains that Ivy is the reincarnation of his daughter, Audrey Rose, who was herself kind of annoying.  Whenever Elliott says, “Audrey Rose,” Ivy going into a trance and starts screaming, which gets a bit annoying after a while.  Elliott explains this is because Audrey died in a fiery car crash and was apparently reincarnated too soon after her death.  Therefore, anytime Elliott shows us, Ivy relives the crash and tries to burn herself.  Annoying!

To me, it seems like there’s a simple solution to all of this.  Elliott could just go away or, at the very least, stop saying, “Audrey Rose” every ten seconds.  Anyway, at one point, Ivy starts screaming so Elliott rushes into the apartment and makes her stop.  However, Elliott is accused of attempting to abduct Ivy, arrested, and put on trial.

Elliott’s defense is that he couldn’t abduct his own daughter so therefore, if Ivy is the reincarnation of Audrey Rose, then he’s innocent.  Somehow, this leads to the trial becoming about proving reincarnation.  Hindu holy men are called to the stand.  Elliott smirks and tells his lawyer to call Janice to the stand because he’s figured out that Janice believes him.  Meanwhile, Ivy finds herself drawn towards every fire that she sees…

Audrey Rose was directed by a legitimately great director, Robert Wise.  Unfortunately, Wise takes the material way too seriously.  Just when you think the film is going to be an over the top possessed child flick, it suddenly turns into a turgid and serious debate about reincarnation.  The movie is so busy trying to be realistic that it forgets to be fun.

There’s also a lot of yelling in Audrey Rose.  In between Ivy screaming and Elliott continually calling his dead daughter’s name and Bill arguing with Janice and random characters screaming whenever Ivy gets to close to a fire, it’s easy to get a headache while watching this film.

Mason and Beck are pretty lousy in the roles of Janice and Bill.  Hopkins brings an occasionally neurotic edge to the role of Elliott.  You never quite trust him, even though the movie wants you to.  The best performances in the film come from the performers in the minor roles, character actors like Norman Lloyd, Robert Walden, and John Hillerman.  None of them are required to pretend like they’re taking their dialogue seriously and, as such, they’re a lot more fun to watch.

All in all, Audrey Rose is a fairly silly movie.  For some reason (probably the presence of Hopkins), it does seem to show up on TCM fairly regularly but I wouldn’t recommend watching.  If you want to see a good Robert Wise horror movie, check out The Haunting.