Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Welcome Back Kotter, which ran on ABC  from 1975 to 1979.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi!

This week, Vinnie tries to move on with his life.  The Sweathogs say, “No!”

Episode 4.3 “Don’t Come Up And See Me Sometime”

(Dir by Norman Abbott, originally aired on September 25th, 1978)

Vinnie Barbarino has his own apartment!

And it’s a dump!

Seriously, if you watch enough 70s sitcoms, you know that no one is going to live in a nice apartment.  For whatever reason, characters on 70s tv shows always lived in the ugliest apartments imaginable.  But, even with that in mind, Barbarino’s apartment is terrible.  The walls are stained.  The couch is worn and has visible stuffing.  Every time the train goes by, the entire apartment shakes and Vinnie’s bed falls out of its closet.  It’s an awful apartment in an awful part of Brooklyn but then again, Barbarino is a janitor who hasn’t even graduated from high school so really, the crappy apartment is probably the most realistic part of this episode.

Vinnie is happy to have his own place because he has a serious girlfriend, Sally (Linda McCullough).  Sally works as a nurse at the hospital.  Vinnie can’t wait to spend time with her, though she has to break their first date when she’s assigned to work overnight.

Julie Kotter makes her first appearance of the season when she drops by to give VInnie a house-warming present and to show off her terrible new haircut.  The present turns out to be towels.  Vinnie is happy with the gift because he was feeling bad about stealing towels from the hospital.

Then the Sweathogs show up, including a new blonde guy with a Southern accent.  Washington says that the guy’s name is Beau (Stephen Shortridge) and he’s a new student at Buchanan High and in Mr. Kotter’s class.  What’s odd is that the previous episode ended with Vinnie once again enrolled in high school and a student in Kotter’s class.  So, why hasn’t he met Beau yet?  Did Vinnie drop out after dropping back in?

After Vinnie and Beau debate which one of them is uglier, Vinnie gives everyone a tour of the apartment.  He’s especially proud of his dining table.

Things are going fine until the Sweathogs start to talk about how they’re going to be spending all of their time at Barbarino’s new apartment.  Vinnie, realizing the he just wants some privacy, asks all of the Sweathogs to leave.  The Sweathogs get offended and say that Vinnie has let his new apartment go to his head.

The next day, at school, Gabe is shocked to see the Sweathogs shunning Vinnie.  Woodman, however, tells Vinnie that he’s lucky.  “I haven’t had a friend in 20 years,” Woodman says, “and look how happy I am!”  Fortunately, Gabe is not quite so cynical and he’s able to help the Sweathogs realize that they need to give Barbarino room to live his own life.  This episode ends with Barbarino, having nearly been driven mad by loneliness, happily allowing the Sweathogs, the Kotters, and Mr. Woodman into his apartment.  But then Sally arrives and he kicks them all out.

This episode feels like a metaphor of sorts.  Just as Barbarino was escaping the Sweathogs and starting his own life, John Travolta was escaping television for the movies.  One has to imagine that, just as the Sweathogs were offended to be kicked out of the apartment, there were some Kotter people who weren’t necessarily happy about not being included in Travolta’s new Hollywood career.

This episode works surprisingly well.  That’s largely because it’s a showcase for John Travolta.  The scenes of Barbarino talking to himself come close to going on for too long but Travolta’s charisma carries the day.  At the end of the episode, even Gabe and Julie look happy for a minute or two.