Insomnia File #60: Project Kill (dir by William Girdler)


What’s an Insomnia File? You know how some times you just can’t get any sleep and, at about three in the morning, you’ll find yourself watching whatever you can find on cable or streaming? This feature is all about those insomnia-inspired discoveries!

If you were having trouble getting to sleep last night, you could have always hopped on Tubi and watched the 1976 “thriller,” Project Kill!

In Project Kill, Leslie Nielsen stars as John Trevor, an intelligence agent who has spent six years training a group of men who are regularly given injections of a super soldier serum.  As the film begins, Trevor confesses to his second-in-command, Lassiter (Gary Lockwood), that he worries that the men are actually being used as assassins and that the serum is being used as a mind-control drug.  Yikes!

When Trevor flees from his secret government base and heads to the Philippines, Lassiter is assigned to track him down and bring him back before he can reveal any government secrets.  A crime boss named Alok Lee (Vic Diaz) wants to track down Trevor and learn his mind-control techniques.  Trevor, meanwhile, would rather just spend all of his time in bed with Lee Su (Nancy Kwan).  Unfortunately, because Trevor took a few doses of the serum himself, he soon finds himself losing control and becoming more and more violent.  Lassiter comes to realize that he may not be able to bring back Trevor alive.

Sounds really exciting, doesn’t it?

Well, not quite.  I mean, don’t get me wrong.  There are plenty of fight scenes and there’s a car chase and the film ends with Trevor and Lassiter having a confrontation on a loading dock that’s about as exciting as a fight between two middle-aged, obviously out-of-shape men could be.  Leslie Nielsen’s stunt double puts on a gray hairpiece and shows off some rudimentary karate moves.  To give credit where credit is due, the end of the movie features nearly perfect use of slo mo of doom.

(What is slo mo of doom?  It’s when the action starts moving in slow motion because someone is about to enter a world of pain.  Slo Mo of doom works best when it involves a roundhouse kick and someone yelling, “Noooooooooooooooo!”  Admittedly, that doesn’t happen in Project: Kill but still, the movie’s slo mo of doom works well.)

Unfortunately, in between the occasional action sequences, there are endless shots of people just wandering around.  The film features so much padding that one almost gets the feeling that the film itself was made up on the spot and director William Girdler’s one direction was, “Keep walking until we get enough footage to push this out to 90 minutes.”  As for the plot, I was never quite sure what John Trevor was trying to accomplish in the Philippines.

That said, I think most people are probably going to watch this movie specifically because it was one of the movies that Leslie Nielsen made before he became a beloved comedic icon.  This film is from the era when Leslie Nielsen was a dramatic actor.  The serious intentions don’t matter though.  Nielsen essentially gives the same performance that he gave in The Naked Gun films and it’s impossible not to laugh with him, regardless of how many people he kills.  Nielsen plays the role with a straight face, which, of course, was his comedic trademark.  Even when he faces off against Lassiter, you expect him to say, “Good luck.  We’re all counting on you.”

Project Kill is one of those films where the unintentional laughs save the film.

Previous Insomnia Files:

  1. Story of Mankind
  2. Stag
  3. Love Is A Gun
  4. Nina Takes A Lover
  5. Black Ice
  6. Frogs For Snakes
  7. Fair Game
  8. From The Hip
  9. Born Killers
  10. Eye For An Eye
  11. Summer Catch
  12. Beyond the Law
  13. Spring Broke
  14. Promise
  15. George Wallace
  16. Kill The Messenger
  17. The Suburbans
  18. Only The Strong
  19. Great Expectations
  20. Casual Sex?
  21. Truth
  22. Insomina
  23. Death Do Us Part
  24. A Star is Born
  25. The Winning Season
  26. Rabbit Run
  27. Remember My Name
  28. The Arrangement
  29. Day of the Animals
  30. Still of The Night
  31. Arsenal
  32. Smooth Talk
  33. The Comedian
  34. The Minus Man
  35. Donnie Brasco
  36. Punchline
  37. Evita
  38. Six: The Mark Unleashed
  39. Disclosure
  40. The Spanish Prisoner
  41. Elektra
  42. Revenge
  43. Legend
  44. Cat Run
  45. The Pyramid
  46. Enter the Ninja
  47. Downhill
  48. Malice
  49. Mystery Date
  50. Zola
  51. Ira & Abby
  52. The Next Karate Kid
  53. A Nightmare on Drug Street
  54. Jud
  55. FTA
  56. Exterminators of the Year 3000
  57. Boris Karloff: The Man Behind The Monster
  58. The Haunting of Helen Walker
  59. True Spirit

Ride Him, Cowboy (1932, directed by Fred Allen)


The year is 1898 and the frontier is still a tough and harsh place where even horses can face the long arm of justice.  Because a horse named Duke is viewed as being wild and uncontrollable, a judge is on the verge of sentencing him to death.  Fortunately, John Drury (John Wayne) happens to be passing through town and he agrees to take the horse for himself.  Duke is so grateful for being rescued that he not only allows Drury to ride him but he also looks out for Drury when Drury announces that he is going to go after a mysterious outlaw known as the Hawk.

Underneath his mask, the Hawk is actually Henry Simms (Frank Hagney), who everyone thinks is a trustworthy member of the community.  When Simms and Drury go searching for the Hawk, Simms ties Drury to a tree and then frames Drury for murder.  Fortunately, both Duke and Ruth Gaunt (Ruth Hall) are determined to clear Drury’s name and help him stop the Hawk’s reign of terror.

This was one of John Wayne’s early films, from the pre-Stagecoach days when he was getting small roles in A-list films but was spending most of his time appearing in in the type of B-westerns that were typically shown as the bottom part of a double bill.  Though it is obvious that Wayne was still getting used to being in front of the camera when he made Ride Him, Cowboy, Wayne shows hints of the charisma that eventually led to John Ford casting him as the Ringo Kid in Stagecoach.  The true star of the film is Duke, the horse that is smart enough to unsaddle another horse, untie the bound Drury, and keep the bad guy from escaping.  Without Duke, John Drury would have spent the rest of his life tied to that tree and the Hawk would never have been stopped.  Duke did such a good job that he was rewarded with a film career and he would go on to co-star with John Wayne in five more films.

Retro Television Reviews: Hang Time 4.25 “Christmas In New York” and 4.26 “Waiting For Mary Beth”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Hang Time, which ran on NBC from 1995 to 2000.  The entire show is currently streaming on YouTube!

The fourth season finally comes to a close!  Seriously, things have been moving so slowly for the Tornadoes that I feel like I’ve spent that last several years trapped in this season.

Episode 4.25 “Christmas In New York”

(Dir by Patrick Maloney, Originally aired on December 5th, 1998)

The team is in New York City, celebrating Christmas away from home.  Kristy, who is not actually on the team, is with them and feeling homesick.  Instead of telling her, “Well, go home since you’re not actually on the team,” Silk and Michael promise Kristy that they’re going to have a “real Indiana Christmas” right there in New York.

(So, I guess everyone’s parents are okay with their children celebrating the holidays in New York.  Seriously, this whole New York plotline doesn’t make a single bit of sense.  If I was the state of Indiana, I would be offended by how eager Hang Time was to find any excuse to get away from me.)

Kristy comes up with the idea of the team celebrating Christmas by doing “Secret Santa.”  Everyone thinks that this is a great idea, except for Mary Beth who points out that Secret Santa means that everyone will only get one gift.  “Everyone’s stressing about what to get everyone!” Hammer says, as if somehow mandating that everyone can only buy one gift will make it even less stressful to try to find the perfect one.  I’m on Mary Beth’s side here.  Add to that, Secret Santa comes with a limit on how much can be spent on each person.  Each gift has to cost under $10.  What the Hell!?  Seriously, I’d rather cancel Christmas than accept a gift that cost under $10.

If Kristy is missing her family, Rico is dreading meeting his.  As Rico explains it, his grandfather, Sonny, is a former stand-up comedian who always goes out of his way to embarrass Rico.  After meeting Rico and the rest of the team, Sonny decides to move into the hotel and stay with them.  Sonny explains that Rico doesn’t want his grandson spending his Christmas without his family.  And really, Sonny’s right.  SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE THEY IN NEW YORK ON CHRISTMAS!?

Anyway, Secret Santa goes awry when Julie and Mary Beth sneak into the boys’s hotel room and discovers that Michael and Hammer bought them cheap scarves.  Mary Beth is so offended that she declares that they’re going to have to buy really cheap gifts for the boys.

“How do I do that?” Mary Beth asks Julie.

“Are you saying I’m cheap!?”  Julie yells.

Oh, Julie, everyone knows you’re cheap.

Of course, what they don’t know is that, while Julie and Mary Beth are sneaking around the hotel room, Michael and Hammer are buying expensive gifts at Tiffany’s.

Meanwhile, Rico lies to his grandfather to keep him from coming to the Christmas Party.  This leads to Coach K. suddenly declaring himself to be the Ghost of Christmas Future and showing Rico that his future is going to feature his grandchildren abandoning him for the holidays.  Rico learns the true meaning of Christmas and he spends the holiday with his grandfather after all.  The rest of the team spends the holidays without their families but no one cares because they’re all a bunch of heathens, I guess.  I don’t know.  As I said before, this whole New York thing is way too weird.

This was dumb.  Let’s move on.

Episode 4.26 “Waiting For Mary Beth”

(Dir by Patrick Maloney, Originally aired on December 5th, 1998)

After a long season that featured a new coach, three new players, and trips to Texas and New York, the fourth season of Hang Time comes to a close with …. a clip show.

The Tornadoes are celebrating New Years Eve in New York City because why would they want to spend any of their holidays with their friends and family back in Indiana.  The entire team is gathered at a fancy restaurant overlooking Times Square.  But where’s Mary Beth!?  Mary Beth, it turns out, is refusing to leave her room because her appointment with a world famous hair stylist did not go well.  Luckily, everyone has a memory to share that provides Mary Beth with the courage to celebrate the New Year.

Eh.  It’s a clip show.  Clip shows are the worst of the worst.

Next week, Season 5 begins!

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For Project Kill and Dead Again!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1976’s Project Kill I picked it so you know it’ll be good.

Following #MondayActionMovie, Brad and Sierra will be hosting the #MondayMuggers live tweet.  We will be watching 1991’s Dead Again!  The film is on Prime!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Project Kill on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then, at 10 pm et, switch over to Twitter and Prime, start Dead Again, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag!  The live tweet community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.   

 

Music Video of the Day: No Good by Annie Hardy (2023, dir by ????)


Here’s your reminder that if you haven’t seen Dascham (which stars Annie Hardy, the artist responsible for today’s music video of the day), it was one of my favorite films of last year and I think it’s destined to be watched by future students of history as they study the cultural and psychological impact of the COVID lockdowns.

Enjoy!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 5/29/23 — 6/4/23


Another week comes to an end!  Welcome to summer, my most dreaded season of the year.  Seriously, I’m not a fan of the heat.  Oh well, I’ll survive!

These upcoming weeks are going to be about trying to get caught up with the potential Emmy nominees.  I’m going to finish up Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and A Small Light this week and then move onto the other shows that I need to see.  Suggestions are welcome!

Here’s what I watched, read, and listened to this week!

Films I Watched:

  1. A Tattered Web (1971)
  2. Berlin Express (1948)
  3. Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984)
  4. Crackerjack 2: Hostage Train (1997)
  5. Don’t Bother To Knock (1952)
  6. Dr. Cook’s Garden (1971)
  7. In Search of America (1971)
  8. Niagara (1953)
  9. The Oak Room (2020)
  10. The Old Way (2023)
  11. Online (2013)
  12. Reality (2023)
  13. Robocop (1987)
  14. Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
  15. What She Doesn’t Know (1992)

Televisions Shows I Watched:

  1. Bar Rescue
  2. Beavis and Butt-Head
  3. Dirty Pair Flash
  4. Fantasy Island
  5. Hang Time
  6. The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
  7. Miami Vice
  8. New Wave Theatre
  9. Night Music
  10. A Small Light

Books I Read:

  1. The Secret Plot to Make Ted Kennedy President: Inside the Real Watergate Conspiracy (2008) by Geoff Shepard

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Adi Ulmansky
  2. Annie Hardy
  3. Bee Gees
  4. Britney Spears
  5. Carly Rae Jepsen
  6. The Chemical Brothers
  7. Dido
  8. Dua Lipa
  9. Emma Pollock
  10. Fatboy Slim
  11. Flyte
  12. Jan Hammer
  13. Glenn Frye
  14. Gwen Stefani
  15. Jake Epstein
  16. Jennifer Lopez
  17. Kid Rock
  18. Lionrock
  19. Muse
  20. Nancy Sinatra
  21. Public Service Broadcasting
  22. Saint Motel
  23. Swedish House Mafia
  24. Taylor Swift
  25. Yvonne Elliman

Live Tweets:

  1. Crackerjack 2
  2. Top Gun: Maverick
  3. Robocop
  4. The Oak Room

News From Last Week:

  1. Vanishing Point Star Barry Newman Dies At 92
  2. Actor Sergio Calderon Dies At 77
  3. Box Office: ‘Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse’ Slingshots to Huge $120.5 Million Debut
  4. WGA, SAG-AFTRA Say DGA Deal Won’t Change Their Contract Goals

Links From Last Week:

  1. Happy 93rd Birthday Clint Eastwood! His Triple Play Of Classic Films – In One Year!
  2. Tater’s Week in Review 6/3/23

Links From The Site:

  1. Leonard reviewed Spider-Man: Across the Spider Verse!
  2. Jeff shared a music video from Sammy Hagar!
  3. Erin shared Four Flags, The Dark Corners of the Night, The Love Camp, Galaxy Science Fiction, Build Us A Dam, Village of Despair, and Hell’s Angels!
  4. I reviewed Hang Time, Fantasy Island, The Love Boat, City Guys, The Master, and Welcome Back Kotter!
  5. I reviewed Online and What She Doesn’t Know!
  6. I shared music videos from Emma Pollock, Jennifer Lopez, Dido, Dua Lipa, Gwen Stefani, and Bee Gees!
  7. I shared my week in television!
  8. I shared my May Oscar Predictions!
  9. I shared a scene from Dirty Harry!
  10. I paid tribute to Howard Hawks!

More From Us:

  1. At Days Without Incident, Leonard shared a piece of music from Top Gun: Maverick!
  2. At her photography site, Erin shared Flag, Rainy Patio, I’m Going To Drive Straight Into That Wall, Monster Tree, Red Vase, A Leaf on a Beautiful Day, and Spotlights!
  3. At my music site, I shared songs from Captain America, Jake Epstein, Nancy Sinatra, Swedish House Mafia, Lionrock, Taylor Swift, and Carly Rae Jepsen!

Want to see what I did last week?  Click here!

Spider-Man: Across the Spider Verse (dir. by Joachim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers and Justin K. Thompson)


I broke a few rules with Spider-Man: Across the Spider Verse last Thursday at my local theatre. It was near empty, so thankfully, I didn’t disrupt things too much. I became that guy down in front that needed to be shushed because he was either finger pointing at something or exclaimed “Oh crap!” a little too loud. 2023 has given us many great films so far, but right now, Spider-Man: Across the Spider Verse is the frontrunner for the any awards for animation. As the ending credits rolled, I took a deep breath & rose on shaky legs, an experience that only hits me when I’m up very high staring over a ledge or adrenaline kicks in. I lost myself in that movie.

Or perhaps I’m just growing old.

Either way, Across the Spider Verse takes everything great about the Academy Award Winner Into the Spider Verse and turns it up a notch. The best experience is to go in as blind as you can. There are no real spoilers here (or at least, only a few), though times are changing. Within 20 hours of the film’s release, we already had videos on YouTube to help understand the ending and tons of Tiktokers posting in-theatre video. There’s almost no real reason to ever have to watch a movie in the theatre or maybe even write about one, although the experience is worth it. I’m somewhat jaded, though writing about movies is still fun, at least. Across the Spider Verse and it’s message of doing one’s own thing is inspiring. This is less of a review and more of just my experience with the movie.

Across the Spider Verse continues the tale of Miles Morales (Shameik Moore, Dope), the Official Spider-Man for his universe. Where the first story helped to flesh out the notion that anyone can put on the mask and use their abilities, this film focuses on the weight of responsibility that comes with it. Miles is doing great for himself. He’s come into his own with his powers, and does good with the city. He’s okay with his grades, but his relationship with his parents Rio (Luna Lauren Velez, The First Purge) and Jefferson (Brian Tyree-Henry, Bullet Train) could use some help since he’s keeping his other identity a secret . When Miles is visited by Gwen (Hailee Steinfeld, Bumblebee) on a mission of her own, he finds himself thrust into an adventure he’s not quite ready for. I missed the main trailers for this, which does give away some major plot points. That could also be a factor in why I enjoyed it so much. Everything, or most of it was new to me.

Three new directors are taking on the mantle for this sequel. This time around we have Avatar: The Legend of Korra’s Joachim Dos Santos, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Producer Justin K. Thompson (who also was a producer for Into the Spider Verse) and One Night In Miami’s Kemp Powers (who also wrote Disney/Pixar’s Academy Award Winner, Soul). The story still belongs to Christopher Miller and Phil Lord, who are best known for the 21 Jump Street , The Lego Movies and most recently, The Mitchells vs. The Machines. I still argue that Lord Miller’s version of Solo could have been magic, but that’s another story.

The story in Across the Spider Verse builds off of the original in a number of ways, and the cast helps to flesh things out. New additions include Oscar Isaac’s (Triple Frontier) Miguel O’Hara, a Spider Man charged with protecting the Spider Verse. We also have Issa Rae (HBO’s A Black Lady Sketch Show, Little) as the motorcycle riding Jessica Drew, Academy Award Winner Daniel Kaluuya (Judas and the Black Messiah) as a punk rock Spider-Man named Brodie. As everyone’s seen in the trailers, Jake Johnson (Tag) is back as Peter B. Parker with a new addition in his life. The film is peppered with other cast members and cameos – much like the party sequence in The Lego Batman Movie, but ultimately, it’s Moore and Steinfeld’s characters that carry the most weight. It felt great and nerve wracking to worry about the fates of these characters.

My cousin would be particularly happy to find that the film passes what she refers to as the “Supernatural” Test. From her point of view, when Bela Talbot was introduced to the series Supernatural, Sam and Dean Winchester were rendered stupid in her presence. It was almost as if they just discovered hunting monsters. Miles and Gwen make for a great pair while still managing to be amazing at what they do separately. This doesn’t mean there’s a lack of vulnerability and/or quirkiness between the two, but when it counts, they both manage to bring something to the table.

There’s love and creativity flowing through every frame of Across the Spider Verse. Much like the original, colors are vibrant, and you truly feel as if you’re moving through the pages of your favorite comic book (dots and all). There are tons of blink-and-you’ll-miss-them moments thoughout the movie that warrant a 2nd (or 3rd) viewing or at least a major scrub through when the film reaches streaming. The cities are full of life and the action sequences are wonderful to behold. I can’t begin to wonder how any of it looks on an IMAX screen.

Composer Daniel Pemberton (The Bad Guys) also deserves a lot of love, as well as as the additional side music. He builds on the original themes, while adding some new ones in the process. If anything, some of the music may have been too loud.

Overall, Spider-Man: Across the Spider Verse is a near perfect sequel that had me cheering on the heroes and biting my nails at the unfolding story.

It’s the little things that has Sony Pictures Animation and Spider-Man: Across the Spider Verse working some magic.