Here’s The Trailer For The Little Mermaid


Last night, along with giving out awards, the Oscars premiered the trailer for The Little Mermaid.  This is the latest Disney live action remake of a classic animated film.  Someday, Disney will do animated remakes of all of their live action MCU films and Twitter will totally freak out.

Anyway, here’s the trailer.

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For Shotgun and Dave!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1989’s Shotgun!  Selected and hosted by @BunnyHero, Shotgun probably features a gun! The movie starts at 8 pm et and it is available on YouTube.

 

Following #MondayActionMovie, Brad and Sierra will be hosting the #MondayMuggers live tweet.  Tonight’s movie, starting at 10 pm et, will be 1993’s Dave, starring Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver, and Frank Langella!  Follow Brad and Sierra on twitter for a viewing link!

 

It should make for a night of intense viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto twitter, start Shotgun at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then, at 10 pm et, switch over to prime, start Dave and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag!  The live tweet community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Enjoy!

Film Review: Drive, He Said (dir by Jack Nicholson)


First released in 1971, Drive, He Said tells the story of two college roommates.

Hector (William Tepper) is a star basketball player who everyone expects to turn pro.  His intense coach (Bruce Dern) is always yelling at him to stop fooling around on the court but Hector is more interested in fooling around elsewhere as he’s having an affair with Olive (Karen Black), the wife of a self-styled “hip” philosophy professor named Richard (Robert Towne).

Gabriel (Michael Margotta) is Hector’s best friend.  They live together, even though Hector’s coach thinks that Gabriel is a bad influence.  Gabriel is a self-styled campus radical.  He has a devoted group of followers who will do just about anything that he tells them to do.  Gabriel is big into guerilla theater and symbolic protests.  Nothing he does seems to add up too much but, unlike Hector, he’s good at giving speeches.

Together, they worry about the draft!

Of course, they’re both worrying about two different types of drafts.  Hector is worried about the NBA draft and whether he should enter it.  He’s been playing basketball for as long as he can remember.  The only thing that he’s really good at is playing basketball.  And yet, Hector isn’t sure if he wants to spend the rest of his life taking orders from his coaches and devoting every minute to playing the game.  However, Hector’s worked himself into a corner.  When one NBA official asks him what he’s going to do if he’s not drafted, Hector admits that he doesn’t know.  When asked what his major is, Hector replies, “Greek.”

Gabriel, on the other hand, is worried about being drafted into the military and being sent to Vietnam.  Gabriel considers himself to be a revolutionary but it soon becomes clear that he really doesn’t have much of a plan for how to start his revolution.  Indeed, the film suggests that his activism is more about his own insecurity over his own sexuality than anything else.  Gabriel particularly seems to be obsessed with Hector’s affair with Olive.  While Hector reaches new highs on the court, Gabriel comes closer and closer to having a psychotic break.

Director Jack Nicholson found a way to work in shout out to his friend, Harry Dean Stanton

Drive, He Said was one of the many “campus rebellion” films that were released in the early 70s and, much like Getting Straight, it’s definitely a product of its time.  Today, it it’s known for anything, it’s for being the directorial debut of actor Jack Nicholson.  (Nicholson has said that, before he was cast in Easy Rider, he was actually planning on abandoning acting and pursuing a career as a director.)  The film features many of the flaws the are typically present in directorial debuts.  The pacing is terrible, with some scenes ending too quickly while others seem to go on forever.  At times, the film feels a bit overstylized as Nicholson mixes jump cuts, odd camera angles, and slow motion to little effect. It’s very much a film about men, so much so that the film’s ultra-masculinity almost verges on self-parody.

And yet, there are moments of isolated brilliance to be found in Drive, He Said.  Some of the shots are genuinely impressive and the army induction scene shows that Nicholson could direct comedy, even if he does let the scene drag on for a bit too long.  Though Nicholson doesn’t appear in the film, his approach to the story features his trademark cynicism and sense of fatalism.  Though he was often associated with the counterculture, Nicholson was more a member of the Beat generation than of the hippies.  As such, Drive, He Said has more in common with Jack Kerouac than Abbie Hoffman.  Drive, He Said is definitely an anti-establishment film but, at the same time, it doesn’t make the mistake of glorifying Gabriel or his followers.  Gabriel, with his constant demand that everyone join him in his ill-defined revolution, is almost as overbearing as basketball coach and, towards the end of the film, he commits an act of violence that leaves no doubt that his “revolution” is all about his own self-gratification.  The film is less a polemic and more a portrait of people trying to find their identity during a time of political and cultural upheaval.

The film’s biggest flaw is that neither William Tepper or Michael Margotta really have the charisma necessary to carry a movie, especially one in which even the main characters often do unlikable things.  Tepper is dull while Margotta overacts and, at times, comes across as if he’s trying too hard to imitate his director.  It falls to the film’s supporting cast to provide the energy that Tepper and Margotta lack.  Fortunately, Bruce Dern and Karen Black are both perfectly cast.  Bruce Dern seems to be having a blast as the fanatical basketball coach while Karen Black brings a fierce intelligence to the role of Oliva, an intelligence that one gets the feeling wasn’t really in the original script.  Considering how misogynistic every other character in the film is, it’s impossible not to cheer when Olive announces, “I’m not going with anybody, anywhere.”

(For whatever reason, there was a definite strain of misogyny that seemed to run through the majority of the late 60s and early 70s counterculture films.  Just consider the amount of time Getting Straight devoted to Elliott Gould shouting at Candice Bergen.)

Drive, He Said is flawed but interesting.  As a director, Nicholson understood how to frame a shot but he wasn’t quite sure how to tell a cohesive story.  That said, the film itself is a definite time capsule of a very specific cultural moment.

Scenes That I Love: Luca Brasi Is Just Happy To Be At The Wedding


97 years ago, on this date, Lenny Montana was born in Brooklyn, New York.

Montana started out as a boxer and a wrestler.  He eventually ended up working as a bouncer and a bodyguard for the leadership of the Colombo Crime Family.  However, Montana achieved his immortality as a result of veteran tough guy actor Timothy Carey turning down the role of Luca Brasi in The Godfather.  Brasi was the Corleone Family’s most feared enforcer and Carey, who had made a career out of playing psychos, was one of the most feared men in Hollywood, one who was rumored to have pulled a gun on more than a few directors.  (For the record, Stanley Kubrick loved him.)  When Carey turned down the role in favor of doing a television series, Francis Ford Coppola offered the role to Lenny Montana.  Montana may not have had Carey’s screen acting experience but he brought real-life authenticity to the role.  When Michael says that Luca Brasi is a “very scary man,” one look at Lenny Montana confirms it.  Unfailingly loyal to the family and willing to do anything for the Don, Luca Brasi represents the Family’s strength.  When Luca Brasi is killed, you know that the old era of the Corleones is ending as well.  Without Luca, the Corleones are in deep trouble.

My favorite Luca Brasi scene comes at the beginning of the film.  Surprised to be invited to Connie’s wedding, Luca wants to thank the Don personally.  Nervous about acting opposite Marlon Brando, Montana flubbed his lines.  The scene, with the flub, was kept in the film and it served to humanize both Luca and Don Corleone.  (The Don’s smile was due to the fact that Marlon Brando was having trouble not laughing.)  It’s a nice little scene, one that reminds us that even gangsters are human.

Music Video Of The Day: Ooh La La by Britney Spears (2013, dir by Marc Klasfeld)


In today’s music video of the day, Britney Spears gets to live every film lover’s dream!

Before I selected this video for today’s music video of the day, it had been a while since I had watched it and I have to admit that I had forgotten that this song was actually written for The Smurfs.  When the video started, I thought Britney and her children were watching a deliberately cheesy send-up of Harry Potter and I was like, “Well, that’s clever!”

But then Britney got transported into the movie and that’s when I saw all of the little blue people around her feet.  Imagine how different this video would have been if Britney had accidentally stepped on the Smurfs and left a trail of blue gore in her wake.  Some in the audience would have cheered but I imagine others would have been traumatized.  Myself, I don’t know how I would have reacted as I find the Smurfs to be kind of creepy but, at the same time, I wouldn’t want Britney to have a Smurf massacre on her conscience.  In the end, we should just be happy that things worked out for the best.

Enjoy!

Congratulations! You Have Survived Another Oscar Sunday!


That’s it!  That’s a wrap!  All that is left to do is to cue up all of our applause GIFs:

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We hope everyone has enjoyed Oscar Sunday!

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Now that the Oscars are over with, it’s time to start a new year of entertainment!  Thank you everyone for reading us over the course of 2022 and the first three months of 2023!

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Now, let’s make 2023 the best year ever as we continue to celebrate the 13th year of the Shattered Lens!

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Love you!

AMV Of The Day: Circus (Ace Attorney)


With Oscar Sunday coming to a close, how about an AMV of the Day?  Who can resist the combination of Britney Spears and Ace Attorney?

Anime: Ace Attorney

Song: Circus (performed by Britney Spears)

Creator: xlivethemagicx (please subscribe to this creator’s channel)

Past AMVs of the Day

A Few Thoughts On The 95th Oscar Ceremony


This year’s Oscar ceremony was all about the Slap.

Don’t get me wrong.  No one got slapped during the ceremony.  No one got yelled at.  There wasn’t any major controversy at all, beyond the question of whether Everything Everywhere All At Once actually deserved all of those Oscars.  Most of the awards speeches were nice.  Ke Huy Quan was a highlight, calling his story “an American dream.”  Much as when Gary Oldman praised America upon winning his Oscar for Best Actor, you could tell the audience at the ceremony wasn’t sure how to react to unironic praise of America but I can promise you that his speech touched the hearts of almost everyone watching.  Compared to previous ceremonies, there wasn’t a lot of political blathering and the orchestra did its job and kept people from rambling on for too long.  Obviously, the Academy learned its lesson from the Soderbergh Oscars and that guy who wouldn’t shut up about his octopus.

That said, from the start, it was obvious that The Slap and preventing another incident was on everyone’s mind.  As opposed to last year’s Oscars, the entire ceremony felt tightly controlled.  Jimmy Kimmel kept his jokes light and only poked fun at people who didn’t show for the ceremony, like James Cameron and Tom Cruise.  Amongst the presenters, there was a definite lack of comedians or, really, anyone who might threaten to go off script and say something controversial.  The show was carefully constructed to keep anything shocking from happening and, as a result, it was a bit dull.  For all the drama and controversy that surrounded the Slap, it was probably one of the few truly spontaneous moments that we’ve seen on the Oscars.  Certainly, more people talked about the Slap last year than are going to be talking the ceremony this year.

This year was safe and boring, though it was never as downright dull as the Soderbergh Oscars.  Most of the victories felt inevitable.  I guess the biggest upset was Jamie Lee Curtis winning Best Supporting Actress over Angela Bassett.  (Though I appreciated that Curtis epitomized everything that normal people hate about the IRS, I was rooting for Kerry Condon.)  There was a brief moment of excitement when it seemed like All Quiet On The Western Front might upset Everything Everywhere All At Once but that ended up as soon as All Quiet lost the Adapted Screenplay Oscar to Women Talking.

As far as the speeches go, Ke Huy Quan won the evening by giving a genuine, heartfelt acceptance speech.  The Daniels got to give three acceptance speeches and they both seemed to get just a little bit more impressed with themselves with each speech.  (A lot of people are going to have their knives out when the Daniels get around to making their third film.)  EEAAO‘s editor went on for a bit too long, which is actually kind of a funny thing for an editor to do.  Michelle Yeoh’s speech was classy and should be used as a guide who ever wonders what to say when accepting an award.

I was kind of dreading the prospect of Jimmy Kimmel hosting but I thought he did a good job.  Other than throwing in a few heavy-handed political jabs towards the end, Kimmel struck the right tone for the show.  Jimmy certainly seemed to have a better handle on things than Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes, and Regina Hall did last year.  Of course, unlike those three, Kimmel didn’t have to deal with any nominees walking on stage and striking a presenter.

As far as the musical performances go, the performance of RRR‘s nominated song was a lot of fun and I also thought Lady Gaga did a wonderful job with her song.  The other performances didn’t do much for me, though none of them were particularly bad.  They were just kind of safe.  The fact that EEAAO got a nomination for that song should have been everyone’s first clue that the Academy was going to love the movie.

The ceremony this year was controlled and boring and, most importantly, it’s now over.  Now, we can start talking about what’s going to win in 2024!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 3/6/23 — 3/12/23


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Yay!  We’ve survived another Oscar season.

Here’s what I watched, read, and listened to this week!

Films I Watched:

  1. The Black Godfather (1974)
  2. Charlie Says (2018)
  3. Cover-Up (1991)
  4. Drive, He Said (1971)
  5. Fire On The Amazon (1993)
  6. Foreign Exchange (1970)
  7. Friday the 13th (1980)
  8. The Long Arm Of The Godfather (1972)
  9. The Mad Bomber (1973)
  10. Mr. Mean (1977)
  11. Red Dawn (1984)
  12. Unforgettable (1996)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. Abbott Elementary
  2. Accused
  3. American Idol
  4. The Bachelor
  5. Bar Rescue
  6. Bubblegum Crisis
  7. Court Cam
  8. Farmer Wants A Wife
  9. Ghosts
  10. Jared From Subway
  11. New Wave Theatre
  12. Night Court
  13. Night Flight
  14. The Oscars
  15. Poker Face
  16. South Park
  17. Survivor

Books I Read:

  1. Diamond Jim Brady: Prince of the Gilded Age (2001) by H. Paul Jeffers

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Ashlee Simpson
  2. Britney Spears
  3. Camila Cabello
  4. The Chemical Brothers
  5. Chromatics
  6. David Hasselhoff
  7. Dillon Francia
  8. DJ Snake
  9. ELO
  10. Gwen Stefani
  11. Jessica Simpson
  12. Lady Gaga
  13. Lindsay Lohan
  14. Ohio Players
  15. Radiohead
  16. Saint Motel
  17. Spice Girls
  18. Taylor Swift
  19. The Wallflowers

Live Tweets:

  1. Cover-Up
  2. Unforgettable
  3. Red Dawn
  4. Friday the 13th
  5. Oscar Sunday

Awards Season:

  1. The Oscar Winners
  2. Razzie Awards
  3. Writers Guild of America
  4. American Society of Cinematographers 

Oscar Snubs:

  1. 20s
  2. 30s
  3. 40s
  4. 50s
  5. 60s
  6. 70s
  7. 80s
  8. 90s
  9. 00s
  10. 10s

News From Last Week:

  1. Actor Chaim Topol Dies At 87
  2. Director Bert I. Gordon Dies at 100
  3. Actor Robert Blake Dies at 89
  4. Singer Jerry Samuels Dies
  5. Ben Savage is Running For Congress
  6. Marianne Williamson Becomes The First Official Democratic Contender As The Race Heats Up
  7. Hill Harper Against the Machine
  8. Jon Bernthal Returning As The Punisher For Daredevil: Born Again
  9. Is Hollywood Too Sensitive for the Razzies?

Links From Last Week:

  1. Why Are Clowns So Terrifying? I’ve Got The Answer! No More “Clowning” Around!
  2. Tater’s Week in Review 3/11/23

Links From The Site:

  1. I reviewed The Black Godfather, Fire on the Amazon, The Long Arm of the Godfather, The Mad Bomber, Mr. Mean, and Roll, Freddy, Roll!
  2. I reviewed Hang Time, Fantasy Island, The Love Boat, City Guys, The Brady Bunch Hour, and California Dreams!
  3. I paid tribute to Raoul Walsh and Bert I. Gordon!
  4. I shared a scene from Invasion U.S.A.
  5. I shared my week in television!
  6. I shared the directors, actors, and actresses who I hope will win an Oscar in 10 years!
  7. I shared my final 2022 Oscar predictions
  8. I shared music videos from David Hasselhoff, Lady Gaga, Danny Aiello, Gwen Stefani, The Wallflowers, Chromatics, and Randy Rogers Band!
  9. Doc welcome you to Oscar Sunday!
  10. Erin shared Natalie Wood Getting Ready For The Oscars, The Promoters, Not For A Curse, Barbie, Manhunt, Uneasy Virtue, and Dawn at the Alamo!

More From Us:

  1. For Reality TV Chat Blog, I reviewed the latest episode of Survivor!
  2. At my music site, I shared songs from Ohio Players, Spice Girls, Taylor Swift, Camila Cabello, Gwen Stefani, Lindsay Lohan, and Gary Burr!
  3. At Pop Politics, Jeff wrote about Larry Hogan, Robert F. Kennedy Jr, and Larry Hogan again!
  4. At her photography site, Erin shared Up, Branching, No Leaves, Climb, Meeting, The View Through A Window On A Nice March Day, and Icicles!

Want to see what I did last week?  Click here!

Film Review: Long Arm of the Godfather (dir by Nardo Bonomi)


Like all good Italian crime films, 1972’s Long Arm of the Godfather opens with an absurdly over-the-top act of violence.  In this case, a young gangster names Vincenzo (Peter Lee Lawrence) masterminds the hijacking of a delivery of Italian army weapons.  It’s gangsters versus soldiers as a ludicrous amount of bullets are fired and even a few grenades are tossed through the air.  The violence goes on for so long that actually starts to feel as if the film has become self-aware and is parodying the expectations of the audience.  The film seems to be saying, “You want violence?  Take this!”

That said, Vincenzo eventually does get away with a truck of weapons.  He’s suppose to deliver the truck to Don Carmelo (Adolfo Celi, who is probably best-known for playing James Bond’s nemesis in Thunderball) but Vincenzo has other ideas.  After running Carmelo off the road, Vincenzo drives off on his own.  His plan is to sell the weapons and use the money to start a new life with prostitute girlfriend, Sabina (Erika Blanc).  Unfortunately, because Vincenzo doesn’t have any money, he can’t pay anyone to help him unload the truck.  Eventually, he deals with that problem by stealing and selling Sabina’s jewelry.  Understandably, Sabina is not happy about this but Vincenzo has an even bigger problem to deal with.

It turns out that Don Carmelo is still alive.  Even when Vincenzo and Sabina leave Italy for North Africa and attempt to make a deal to sell the weapons to a group of terrorists, Don Carmelo and his men are following close behind.  It all leads to even more violence and an appropriately fatalistic ending.  The film’s ultimate message is that there is no escape from a life of crime.  There is no way to avoid the long of arm of the godfather.

Perhaps the most interesting thing about the film is that all of the characters pretty much hate each other even before the inevitable betrayals begin.  Don Carmelo appears to dislike all of his men and most of his men appear to dislike him to.  Even the people who help Vincenzo make little secret of the fact that they can’t stand to be around him.  The main exception to all of this mutual dislike is Vincenzo himself.  Vincenzo appears to sincerely like (if not quite love) Sabina.  Sabina, on the other hand, spends the majority of the film talking about how everything is Vincenzo’s fault.  She knows that Vincenzo is in over his head but, at the same time, she also knows that there’s a chance Vincenzo could make a lot of money so she sticks with him.  As for Vincenzo, he’s an eternal optimist, trying to find hope even when its clear that there’s none left.  Vincenzo may be clever but he’s not particularly smart and that is destined to be his eventual downfall.

Long Arm of the Godfather is an unapologetically pulpy thriller, one in which both the violence and the melodrama are frequently over the top.  It’s a film that will be appreciated by fans of hard-boiled crime fiction and Italian exploitation films.  Celi is properly intimidating as Don Carmelo while Peter Lee Lawrence gives a charismatic performance as Vincenzo.  Tragically, Lawrence would die two years after starring in Long Arm of the Godfather, a victim of a brain tumor that went undetected until it was too late.  He was 30 years old and, had he lived, he undoubtedly would have been a big star in European cinema.  Fortuntely, one can still watch him in a film like this and see hints of what could have been.