The Eric Roberts Horror Collection: The Dead Want Women (dir by Charles Band)


2012’s The Dead Want Women opens in 1927.

At her luxurious Hollywood mansion, silent film star Rose Pettigrew (Jean Louise O’Sullivan) is throwing a party to celebrate the release of her new film.  While her guests gossip about whether or not the coming of sound is going to end Rose’s career (since Rose’s voice does not fit her sultry image), Rose and three of her friends — cowboy star Sonny (Eric Roberts), scarred leading man Eric Burke (Robert Zachar), and overweight comedian  Tubby (Nihilist Gelo) — slip into Rose’s underground dungeon and have an orgy with two flappers.  Tubby has just murdered one of the flappers when Rose’s lawyer interrupts the orgy and announces that 1) Rose’s new film is a flop, 2) audiences love the new talkie, 3) the studio will no longer be producing silent films, and 4) Rose no longer has a contract with the studio.  The shocked Rose shoots all of her friends and then slits her own throat in front of her horrified guests.

The film then jumps forward to 2012.  Two real estate agents, Reese (Jessica Morris) and Danni (Arianna Medix), are getting the long-abandoned mansion ready for a prospecting buyer.  They clean the mansion.  They find Rose’s old necklace (which fell from her neck when she slit her throat), and they have a bottle of wine.  Reese explains who Rose was while Danni says that she hates silent films.  That night, the ghosts of Sonny, Eric, Tubby, and one of the flappers suddenly appear, looking to haunt the two real estate agent and ultimately drag them to Hell with all the other tormented spirits of silent Hollywood!

The Dead Want Women attempts to be a campy throwback to the old haunted house films of the 40s and the 50s, just with a lot more gore and nudity.  Unfortunately, the film itself is rather slow.  The 1927 opening drags on forever and, at one point, I actually groaned when Rose told her weaselly agent to repeat what he had just told her because it literally took five minutes for him to say it beforehand.  As a lover of old Hollywood and film history, I appreciated the fact that the film used the coming of sound as the impetus for the haunting and I also liked the fact that the lecherous Tubby was obviously based on Fatty Arbuckle but otherwise, there really wasn’t much to The Dead Want Women.  It was a standard Charles Band ghost story, with the emphasis more on boobs than scares.

On the plus side, Eric Roberts was an effectively evil cowboy ghost and some of the rotting flash makeup that was used on the ghosts was properly icky.  But otherwise, this is a pretty forgettable film.  Sorry, The Dead Want Women.  You are not ready for your close-up.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Blood Red (1989)
  3. The Ambulance (1990)
  4. The Lost Capone (1990)
  5. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  6. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  7. Sensation (1994)
  8. Dark Angel (1996)
  9. Doctor Who (1996)
  10. Most Wanted (1997)
  11. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  12. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  13. Hey You (2006)
  14. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  15. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  16. The Expendables (2010) 
  17. Sharktopus (2010)
  18. Deadline (2012)
  19. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  20. Lovelace (2013)
  21. Self-Storage (2013)
  22. This Is Our Time (2013)
  23. Inherent Vice (2014)
  24. Road to the Open (2014)
  25. Rumors of War (2014)
  26. Amityville Death House (2015)
  27. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  28. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  29. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  30. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  31. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  32. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  33. Dark Image (2017)
  34. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  35. Clinton Island (2019)
  36. Monster Island (2019)
  37. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  38. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  39. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  40. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  41. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  42. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  43. Top Gunner (2020)
  44. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  45. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  46. Killer Advice (2021)
  47. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  48. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  49. My Dinner With Eric (2022)

Retro Television Reviews: T and T 1.21 “Private Eyes”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a new feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing T. and T., a Canadian show which ran in syndication from 1987 to 1990.  The show can be found on Tubi!

This week, T.S. Turner searches for a missing teenage boy and finds Vernon Wells instead.

Episode 1.21 “Private Eyes”

(Dir by Stan Olsen, originally aired on May 30th, 1989)

“On tonight’s episode,” Mr. T informs us during the pre-credits, “the mob hunts for a young kid to prevent his father from testifying in court.”

Now, I understand that it’s tempting to roll your eyes at the mention of the mob, seeing as how this is a Canadian show.  But what many Americans don’t know is that the Mafia is actually very active in Canada and they have been since the days of Prohibition.  All that liquor that Al Capone was selling on the streets of Chicago?  It came from Canada!

Tonight’s episode opens with Frank (Angelo Pedari), who has an impressive flat top, walking and then driving down the snowy streets of Canada.  He’s on a mission to prevent a married couple from testifying in court.  As the local mob boss puts it, the couple will be less likely to testify if their son is missing.  Interestingly, these two important witnesses do not have any police assigned their house so Mr. Flaptop and his criminal associate are able to walk right in and announce that they’re taking young Steve (Noam Zylberman) hostage.  In his bedroom, Steve overhears and slips out the window.  The mobsters decide to chase after Steve as opposed to kidnapping (or doing something even worse) to his parents.  I mean, if their goal is to keep the parents from testifying and Canada won’t even send a patrol car to check on the house, I’m not sure why the mob is wasting their time on some teenager.

At the courthouse, Officer Jones (Ken James) gives Amanda a picture of Steve and then asks if T.S. Turner can hit the streets and look for him.  (So, why not just give the picture to Turner?)  Turner agrees to look for the kid, even though he and Amy agree that they’re obviously only getting half the story.

Turner heads to down to the local pool hall, where the local pool hustler says that someone already came into the place looking for the kid.  “He talked like that Alligator guy in the movie.”

“Australian!?”  Turner asks, as if this is the first time that an Australian has ever been spotted in Toronto.

Now fully aware that there is an Australian searching for the kid, Turner reminds everyone in the pool hall to “call me” and not the Australian.

Who is the Australian?  Why, it’s veteran screen tough guy, Vernon Wells!  (Wells played played Wez in The Road Warrior.)  In this episode, Vernon is playing Nigel and he is determined to find that kid.  When T.S. stumbles across Nigel at the local Canadian high school, showing the students picture of Steven, Turner demands to know what’s going on.

“I’m not talking to you, mate!” Nigel replies.

“Yes, you are.” T.S. replies.

“No, I’m not!”

“Yes, you are!”

“No, I’m not!”

Okay, guys, come on now….

Eventually, the police are called and Nigel and T.S. are both dragged down to the police station.

“When I get out of these cuffs, my friend!” Nigel says to T.S.

“You ain’t my friend, brother!” T.S. replies.

Detective Jones tells them to stop both yelling at each other.  He explains that Nigel has been hired by Steven’s parents to find their son.  He suggests that T.S. and Nigel work together.

“I work alone,” Nigel says before storming out of the police station.  However, Nigel changes his mind, returns, and says that maybe he and T.S. should work together.

“No hard feelings, mate?” Nigel asks.

“I guess not,” T.S. replies, “I can always beat on your later.”

“That won’t be a easy from a hospital bed, mate.”

“I ain’t your mate, brother.”

Guys, come on now.  The machismo is getting almost overwhelming.

At the gym, T.S. and Nigel meet a taxi driver who gave Steve a ride to the hotel where he is currently hiding out.  T.S. and Nigel decide to head over to the hotel but the mob has already learned where Steve is hiding out.  (Somehow, Steve’s disguise of a trench coat and dark glasses has failed to fool anyone.)

While T.S. and Steve head over to the gym, Amy confronts Detective Jones about the fact that there was supposed to be a police car in front of Steven’s parents house on the day that Steven disappeared.  Someone called off the car.  Jones admits that there is a mafia informant in the police department and that’s why he had to hire T.S. to look for the kid.  Jones demands to know where Amy got her information.  Amy says that she never reveals her sources.  Then Sophie (Catherine Disher) wanders into the office and reveals that she got the information from a guy in fingerprinting that she’s dating.  Go Sophie!

Meanwhile, at the hotel, T.S. and Nigel discover that Steve is not in his room.  Nigel suggests that maybe one of them should wait outside in case Steve returns.

“That’s a good idea, brother!” T.S. says.

“I’m not your brother,” Nigel replies.

Okay, guys, come on, everyone is supposed to be working together here….

Anyway, the kid and the mob show up at the same time so Nigel and Turner get to beat some people up and save the kid.  Yay!

Steven’s parents testify against the mob and then enter Witness Protection, which I guess means moving from Toronto to North York.  At the courthouse, Nigel and T.S. finally find something that they can agree on, American football.

“Greatest football team ever made!” T.S. announces.

“The Redskins!” Nigel agrees.

Uh-oh.  Guys, you might want to stop bonding….

Anyway, this episode was actually kind of fun, due to the bickering between Mr. T and Vernon Wells.  They made for a fun team.  Once again, it doesn’t really do anyone any good to try to tell an hour’s worth of story in only 30 minutes but Vernon Wells made me smile.  That’s the important thing!

Vernon Wells, in Commando

Horror Scenes That I Love: Bela Lugosi in Dracula


Dracula (1931, starring Bela Lugosi as the Count, Dir by Tod Browning, DP: Karl Freund)

Bela Lugosi was born in what is now Romania.  Lugosi began his career in his native country, appearing on stage.  After serving as an infantryman in World War I, Lugosi moved into the movie industry and appeared in silent Hungarian films.  The young Lugosi was an activist, involved in labor issues and trying to unionize the Hungarian film industry.  When a new government came to power in Hungary in 1920, the politically-active Lugosi moved first to Germany and then eventually ended up in the United States.  After a period of working as a merchant seaman, Lugosi returned to acting.

He first played Dracula on stage in New York City.  In 1928, while touring in the role of Dracula, he moved out to California and quickly became a part of the Hollywood community.  When Universal produced a film adaptation of Dracula in 1931, Lugosi was the obvious choice for the lead role.  The film made Lugosi a star and it also typecast him.  Lugosi never stopped acting, though the films varied widely in quality.  By the end of his career, Lugosi was a member of the Ed Wood stock company.  Even appearing in something like Bride of the Monster, Lugosi still made an impression.

In the scene below, from 1931’s Dracula, Lugosi suggests that Edward van Sloan’s Van Helsing should perhaps leave the country.

Horror Novel Review: Sunburn by R.L. Stine


I have to admit that, with everything I’ve got going on right now, I kind of rushed through the 1993 R.L. Stine novel, Sunburn.  In fact, I read it so quickly that I had to go back and re-read some of it because this is one of those books that ends with one of those totally incoherent R.L. Stine twists that essentially comes out of nowhere.  I couldn’t really find any evidence that Stine in any way set up the twist nor could I find any explanation as to how the twist could even work.  Of course, I kind of had to rush the re-read as well but I’m going to go ahead and declare that this is the silliest twist that R.L. Stine ever came up.

How silly is this book’s twist?  It’s so silly that I actually guessed it about halfway through the book but then I laughed and said, “Nah, no way.  No one’s that stupid.”

The book opens with a fairly effective scene in which Claudia awakens on the beach, totally covered in sand except for her head.  The tide is coming in, Claudia is going to drown, and the friends that she came to the beach with have vanished.  Fortunately, the totally sensitive and hot Daniel comes walking up and saves Claudia’s life.  Claudia takes Daniel to her friend’s house so that he can see the people who abandoned her but Daniel vanishes as soon as her friends show up.  Could Daniel be a …. GHOST BOY!?

(“We’ll call you …. Ghost Boy!” is a line that I was waiting for but which, sadly, was never uttered.)

Claudia is hanging out with a beach house with some of her friends from summer camp.  Hopefully, hanging out at the beach can help all of them recover from the trauma of something terrible that happened the last time that they were at the camp.  (They were traumatized at the camp but they still want to hang out with each other.  Make of that what you will.  I’ve never been to summer camp so maybe it’s just a crazy bonding experience, I don’t know.)  Claudia is confused because her best friend Marla is acting strange.  In fact, Marla appears to be the one who encouraged everyone to leave Claudia on the beach!  Claudia wonders why Marla is acting so strange.  Maybe it has something to do with the tragedy that happened back at camp, as it did directly effect Marla’s family.  Or maybe it’s because of a totally weird twist that basically comes out of freaking nowhere.

A lot of weird things happen in Sunburn, from ghostly Daniel to the weird camp tragedy to the fence around the house that occasionally becomes electrified.  I haven’t even gotten into the bit about the dog gets eaten by a random shark.  (It was an evil dog, don’t worry.)  This is a weird book and I think Stine pretty much just made it up as he went along.  It’s entertaining, though.  When a YA thriller has got a twist as random as this one does, how can it not be entertaining?

October True Crime: Out of the Darkness (dir by Jud Taylor)


The 1985 film, Out of the Darkness, takes place in New York City.

It begins in 1977 and it ends in 1978.  As the opening title card informs us, it’s a film about a city that was living in fear of the gunman known as the Son of Sam.  One of the first images that we see is an a handgun being fired at two people who are making out inside of a car.  We then cut to a police station where a homicide detective (played by Sam McMurray) reads aloud the letter that the Son of Sam sent to Jimmy Breslin.

That said, David Berkowitz, the killer who claimed that he was told to murder by a dog before later changing his story and claiming that he was a part of a Satanic conspiracy, spends most of the film in the shadows.  His name isn’t even mentioned until the film’s final third.  Instead, the majority of the film focuses on Ed Zigo (Martin Sheen), a New York City detective who tries to balance his desire to catch the Son of Sam with taking care of his wife (Jennifer Salt), who is due to have surgery for her heart condition.  Ed Zigo is dedicated and intelligent New York cop, the type who has no problem walking into a Mafia-controlled bar and asking the owner if his son has any connections to the family business.  He’s also a dedicated family man who freaks out when his daughter goes out on a date.  When his wife dies after surgery, Ed Zigo deals with his grief by throwing himself into his work but, as he tells his priest (Hector Elizondo), he no longer has his old confidence.  He fears that he’s going to make a mistake that’s either going to put his partner (Matt Clark) in harm’s way or allow the Son of Sam to continue to killing.

And really, it’s not a problem that the film focuses less on the killer and more on the people trying to track him down.  Martin Sheen gives a strong and sincere performance as the dedicated Ed Zigo, perfectly capturing not only his dedication but also his fear and his weariness.  (In many ways, his performance here feels like a forerunner to his performance in The Departed.)  The film captures the feel of living in a city where no one trusts anyone and it is also a good example of a “New Yorkers will be rude to anyone” film.  Even with a killer running around, no one wants to listen to a word the police have to say.  When David Berkowitz does show up, he’s played by an actor named Robert Trebor who gives an appropriately creepy performance.

Interestingly enough, Joe Spinell also appears in Out of the Darkness, playing the small but important role of an early Son of Sam suspect.  Though he only appears in two scenes, Spinell makes a memorably seedy impression.  Of course, today, Spinell is remembered for playing a character based on the Son of Sam in the infamous 1980 grindhouse shocker, Maniac.

(Trivia fans will also want to note that Charlie Sheen has a wordless cameo as a man who shuts his apartment door in the face of Martin Sheen and Matt Clark when they attempt to ask him if he witnessed the latest murder.  “Nice guy,” Martin says, in response.)

If you’re looking for a film in which Berkowitz is cursed out by a dog, Summer of Sam is probably the one to go for.  However, if you’re looking for a more low-key but realistic portrayal of Berkowitz’s reign of terror, Out of the Darkness is a good one to go with.

The Films of Dario Argento: Tenebrae


A few Octobers ago, I got the bright idea to try to review all of Dario Argento’s films over the course of TSL’s annual horrorthon.  Unfortunately, I got that idea on September 29th, two days before the start of Horrorthon.  I managed to make my way through Inferno until I had to temporarily abandon the project to focus on everything else that was going on that month.  However, since I’m not the type to fully give up on anything, I figured this would be the great year to finish up my Argento reviews.

Following the commercial failure of Inferno, a disillusioned Dario Argento returned to Rome.  His bad experience with 20th Century Fox had soured Argento on continuing to work with Hollywood and his struggles to film Inferno (as well as his increasingly strained relationship with girlfriend Daria Nicolodi) left him with little desire to continue The Three Mothers trilogy.  Instead, he focused on a new idea, one that was inspired by his own experience with an obsessed fan who had left vaguely threatening messages for him when he was in New York.  Released in 1982, Tenebrae was Argento’s return to the giallo genre and it would turn out to be a very triumphant return, even if in, typical Argento fashion, it would take a few years for many people to realize just how triumphant.

Argento himself claimed that, while the film was certainly a giallo, it was also his first stab at science fiction.  In an interview that appeared in Cinefantastique, Argento said that the film was meant to take place a few years in the future, after some sort of calamity had occurred that has greatly reduced the world’s population.  Interestingly, Argento said that the survivors were largely from the upper class and that none of them wanted to talk about or remember what had happened.

Is the science fiction element actually present in this film?  I think it is, though perhaps only because I’ve specifically looked for it.  Rome, as portrayed in Tenebrae, is a city that is full of sleek but impersonal buildings, the type that would have been recently built by a wealthy society that was unsure of what it believed.  Argento specifically avoids filming any scene near any historical landmarks, suggesting all of the evidence of Rome’s former greatness has been wiped out.

Perhaps the most futuristic element of the film (and the most prophetic) is that no one really seems to have a connection with anyone else.  The crowd scenes in Tenebrae aren’t really that crowded, even the ones that take place in what should be a busy airport.  (In many ways, the film’s portrayal of a Rome that is both busy but strangely empty brings to mind Jean Rollin’s portrayal of Paris in The Night of the Hunted.)  Even when we see people socialize, there seems to be an invisible barrier between them, as if they don’t want to run the risk of getting too close to each other.  When one character is fatally stabbed while out in public, perhaps the most disturbing aspect of the murder is that so many people just walk away, as if they’ve been conditioned to ignore anything unpleasant.  The only thing that prevents this scene from feeling like a vision of 2023 is that there aren’t a bunch of people filming the victim’s final moments on their phone.

The film opens with a sequence that, as a former teen shoplifter, left me feeling disturbed.  Elisa Manni (Ania Pieroni, who played The Mother of Tears in Inferno and the enigmatic housekeeper in Fulci’s The House By The Cemetery) is a shoplifter who gets caught trying to steal the latest book by thriller novelist Peter Neal.  After being released, the carefree Elisa walks back to her home and, after being menaced by both a barking dog and a pervy old man, Elisa arrives in the safety of her house, starts to undress, and is promptly attacked by a black-gloved killer who slashes her neck and stuffs pages of Neal’s book into her mouth.  It’s not just the murder that makes this scene disturbing but also the fact that the killer was somehow waiting for Elisa in her house, establishing that this is a world where the safety of even a locked door is an illusion.

Peter Neal (Anthony Franciosa), who we first see riding his bicycle in New York, has come to Italy to promote his latest book, Tenebrae.  He arrives in Rome with his manager, Bullmer (John Saxon, giving a likable performance) and his assistant, Anne (Daria Nicolodi).  Confident to the point of arrogance, Peter is a pro at dismissing claims that his books are violent and misogynistic but even he is taken aback when an old friend of his, the journalist Tilde (Mirella D’Angelo), suggests that Tenebrae might inspire violence.

Peter Neal is a celebrity and a pretty obvious stand-in for Argento and everyone in the film is obsessed with him.  His ex-fiancée, Jane (Victoria Lario), has followed Peter to Rome, intent on getting some sort of revenge for the way that he treated her while they were together.  (Daria Nicolodi felt the vindictive and unstable Jane was based on her, which was another thing that strained her notoriously volatile relationship with Dario.)  Peter’ young assistant, Gianni (Christian Borromeo, of Deodato’s The House on the Edge of the Park and Fulci’s Murderrock) hero worships him.  The puritanical talk show host, Christiano Berti (John Steiner), wants to interview Peter about the morality of his books.  And the killer, whoever they may be, is leaving letters for Peter, informing him that his book have inspired the killer’s crimes.  Detective Germani (Spaghetti western star Giuliano Gemma) is investigating the letters and he is an admitted fan of Peter Neal’s novels but, somewhat alarmingly, he mentions that he’s never able to guess the killer’s identity.

Argento’s camera restlessly prowls his futuristic Rome while Goblin’s music booms on the soundtrack as the people in Peter Neal’s life are murdered by a killer wearing black gloves and carrying a straight razor.  The murder scenes feature some of Argento’s best work, directed in such a ruthless and relentless manner that we understand the killer’s determination without having to see their face.  This is a film of elaborate set pieces and, as if in direct response to 20th Century Fox’s attempts to control his work on Inferno, Argento is eager to show what he can do when left alone.  The film is remembered for the sequence where the camera glides over the exterior of an apartment building while the killer stalks the inhabitants but, for me, the scariest scene is when poor Maria (Lara Wendel), the daughter of Neal’s landlord, finds herself being chased straight into the killer’s lair by a very viscous Doberman.

When the film does slow down, it’s for flashbacks to a beach and acts of sexual violence performed by and against an enigmatic woman (who is played by transgender performer, Eva Robbins).  The beach flashbacks unfold in a hazy, dream-like manner and they leave us to wonder if what we’re watching is real or if it’s just a fantasy.  If the “modern” scenes feature Argento at his most energetic, the beach scenes feature Argento at his most enigmatic.

Daria Nicolodi often said that she considered her final scene in this film to be Argento’s greatest act of cruelty to her.  Coming across the killer’s final tableaux and discovering the truth about who the killer is, Anne stands in the rain and screams over and over again.  Nicolodi apparently felt that Argento required her to stand there soaked and screaming in order to punish her for having worked (with Tenebrae co-star John Steiner) on Mario Bava’s Shock, instead of having accepted a supporting role in Suspiria.

Whatever personal motives may have been involved in the decision, I think Nicolodi’s screaming is one of the most powerful moments to be found in Tenebrae.  It’s certainly the most human moment because I think anyone with a soul would scream upon learning the truth of what has been happening in Rome.  Every assumption that Anne had has been overturned.  Who wouldn’t scream?  Continuing with Argento’s claim that the film was about a world where people no longer discuss the terrible things that have happened, Anne’s screams are the most human part of the movie.

Tenebrae is the last of Agento’s truly great and flawless films.  Of course, in usual Argento fashion, it was not treated well in the States, where it was initially released in a heavily edited version and with a terrible title (Unsane, under which it can still be found in certain Mill Creek box sets).  But Tenebrae has since been rediscovered and today stands as one of Argento’s greatest triumphs.

The (Reviewed) Films of Dario Argento:

  1. The Bird With The Crystal Plumage
  2. Cat O’Nine Tales
  3. Four Flies on Grey Velvet
  4. Deep Red
  5. Suspiria
  6. Inferno

4 Shots From 4 Horror Films: Special Stuart Gordon Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

This October, I am going to be using our 4 Shots From 4 Films feature to pay tribute to some of my favorite horror directors, in alphabetical order!  That’s right, we’re going from Argento to Zombie in one month!

Today’s director: Stuart Gordon!

4 Shots From 4 Stuart Gordon Films

Re-animator (1985, dir by Stuart Gordon, DP: Marc Ahlberg)

From Beyond (1981, dir by Stuart Gordon, DP: Marc Ahlberg)

The Pit and the Pendulum (1990, dir by Stuart Gordon, DP: Adolfo Bartoli)

Castle Freak (1995, dir by Stuart Gordon, DP: Mario Vulpiani)

Horror Film Review: The Pit and the Pendulum (dir by Stuart Gordon)


AGCK!

That was my reaction when I watched the 1991 film, The Pit and the Pendulum.  Based very narrowly on several Edgar Allan Poe short stories, The Pit and the Pendulum takes place at the height of the Spanish inquisition.  Despite the objections of the Pope, Grand Inquisitor Torquemada (Lance Henriksen) is leading a reign of terror though 15th Century Spain.  In his torture chambers, Torquemada forces confessions from accused witches and other criminals.  The dirty prison cells are full of starving and beaten partners.  Witches are burned at the stake and explode while the crazed citizenry calls for blood and Torquemada tests out new torture devices.

Torquemada presents himself as being a grim and emotionless man, someone who is above all sin and who is allowed to sit in judgment of the people who are brought before him.  However, Torquemada is hardly the sinless figure that he portrays himself as being.  His actions are fueled by his repressed lust and his anger.  Maria (Rona De Ricci) has been brought before him, accused of being a witch and Torquemada is determined to get her to confess.  Maria’s refusal to be broken by Torquemada only increases Toquemada’s anger but, at the same time, Torquemada has also decided that he’s in love with Maria.  While Maria waits in the prison and takes advice from the witch Esmerelda (Frances Bay), Maria’s husband, Antonio (Jonathan Fuller), attempts to break Maria out of prison.  When Antonio is captured, Torquemada decides to try out his latest device, a swinging and sharpened pendulum that hangs in a pit….

The Pit and the Pendulum is not always an easy movie to watch.  I have to admit that I spent the majority of the movie with my hands over my eyes, not wanting to watch the extremely graphic torture scenes.  Like many of director Stuart Gordon’s film, The Pit and the Pendulum is gripped by an atmosphere of pervasive corruption and the movie captures the feeling of not being able to escape from the worst place on Earth.  Poor Maria spends a good deal of the movie naked and chained to various devices but Rona De Ricci gives such a strong and such a committed performance as Maria that, instead of being offended by the obvious exploitation element of the scenes, you instead find yourself admiring Maria and her strength.

It’s probably not a coincidence that Oliver Reed shows up in the film as a Cardinal because The Pit and the Pendulum, with its portrayal of blood frenzy and hypocrisy, is definitely influenced by Ken Russell’s The Devils.  The imagery is graphic and often disturbing but the most memorable thing about the film is Lance Henriksen’s intense performance as the evil Torquemada.  Henriksen plays Torquemada as being a hateful and self-loathing figure, a man who deals with his own demons by bringing his fury down on the innocent.  It’s a truly frightening villainous performance, one that carries shades of Vincent Price’s excellent performance in The Witchfinder General.

The Pit and the Pendulum is not an easy film to watch and I doubt I’ll watch it a second time.  In the end, it’s a disturbing film but one that definitely leaves an impression.

Horror Film Review: Monstrosity (dir by Joseph V. Mascelli)


Awwwwww, kitty!

Seriously, the best thing about the 1964 film, Monstrosity, is that it features a black cat named Xerxes.  Xerxes is not only a cute little kitty (and, seriously, who doesn’t love a black cat?) but Xerxes is also the best actor to be found in the entire film.  While everyone else is struggling to deliver their lines and not wander out of the shot, the cat delivers its meows with the skill of a pro and always hits the right mark.  If there was an Oscar category for best animal actor, Xerxes definitely would have been the one accepting the Oscar from the Breakfast at Tiffany’s cat.  Seriously, I hope Xerxes was paid well for this role.  I hope it opened up a lot of doors for Xerxes.  When animal actors get together, I hope that they take a few minutes to raise a toast and to praise a true trailblazer and a wonder performer, Xerxes the Cat!

Unfortunately, the rest of the film doesn’t really live up to Xerxes’s work.  Xerxes was obviously doing the best that a cat could do to save this film but there is only so much that a cat can do.  At some point, the humans have to step up and make a little bit of effort as well.

Monstrosity, which is also known as The Atomic Bomb, tells the story of Mrs. Hettie March (Marjorie Eaton), a thoroughly unpleasant but very wealthy woman who lives in an isolated mansion.  Working in her basement is Dr. Otto Frank (Frank Gerstle), a mad scientist whose work in the field of brain transplantation has led to a lot of strange things happening at the house.  For instance, there’s a guy who has the brain of a bulldog.  There’s also a woman who wanders around the laboratory with a blank look on her face.  Still, Mrs. March is convinced that Dr. Frank will eventually be able to take her brain and transplant it into a younger and more attractive woman.

An ad is put in the classifieds, asking for a young woman to come work as a housekeeper at Mrs. March’s mansion.  Three women show up for the job, not realizing that they are actually being set up as candidates to become Mrs. March’s new body.  Nina Rhodes (Erika Peters) is from Austria and is the most level-headed.  Bea Mullins (Judy Bamber) is from the United Kingdom and speaks with such a thick accent that the viewer will automatically know that she’s not actually British.  Anita Gonzalez (Lisa Lang) is from Mexico and rarely speaks.  The women arrive at the mansion and soon find themselves at the mercy of the rich old woman, the mad doctor, and all of the failed experiments.

Monstrosity is pretty dumb and remarkably poorly acted, with Lisa Lang’s performance as Anita being the main offender.  (Bradford Dillman, who would go on to become a very busy character actor, provided the film’s narration.)  That said, Xerxes was a true star.  All hail Xerxes!

Live Tweet Alert: Join #FridayNightFlix For The Wedding Singer!


 

As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on Twitter and Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 10 pm et, #FridayNightFlix has got 1998’s The Wedding Singer, starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore!

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 10 pm et, and use the #FridayNightFlix hashtag!  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

The Wedding Singer is available on Prime!  See you there!