After avoiding it for 25 years, I finally watched the infamous 2000 fiasco, Battlefield Earth, last night.
Battlefield Earth, based on a superlong novel by creepy cult guru L. Ron Hubbard, was a longtime passion project of John Travolta’s. Travolta, a Scientologist, had long wanted to make a movie out of Hubbard’s science fiction epic and, on a hot streak following films like Pulp Fiction and Get Shorty, he finally did so in 2000. He played Terl, a member of a giant alien race called the Psychlos. The Psychlos have conquered Earth and humanity has regressed back to an almost prehistoric standard of living. When a brave human, Johnnie Goodboy Tyler (Barry Pepper), defies his elders and proceeds to venture out into the ruins of Denver, he’s captured by Terl. Eventually, Johnnie is shown a copy of the Declaration of Independence and it inspires him to lead a revolution against the Psychlos.
Battlefield Earth turned out to be just as bad as I had heard, a charmless wannabe epic that used far too many Dutch angles and relied on slow motion to try to create a heroic (or, in some cases, tragic) feel to the action. The plot of the film felt like something recycled from an old 1930s serial, which makes sense when you consider that L. Ron Hubbard was a pulp writer before he decided to become a guru. What I was not prepared for was just how mind-numbingly dull Battlefield Earth is. Most bad movies can at least make the claim of being entertaining in their badness. If nothing else, you can often admire them for their ambition. Take a film like Plan 9 From Outer Space. Plan 9 From Outer Space is often derided as being the worst film of all time but it’s still terrifically entertaining and there’s a likable earnestness at the heart of it. Director Ed Wood may not have had a budget and his main star may have been present only through stock footage but, dammit, Wood was determined to make a science fiction epic that would double as a plea for world peace and he did just that. There’s a heart at the center of Plan 9 From Outer Space and that makes it a film that you can mock but you never quite dislike. For all the talk of Battlefield Earth being a passion project for Travolta, the end result is an empty and rather soulless film.
(I nearly listed Battlefield Earth as being one of our Icarus Files but then I remembered that Icarus at least managed to get close to the sun. Battlefield Earth can’t even get out of Denver.)
Travolta’s career has never really recovered from Battlefield Earth. He is an actor who can claim to have appeared in two of the biggest, most influential films of all time — Pulp Fiction and Saturday Night Fever — but his legacy appears to be walking around on stilts in Battlefield Earth. As for Barry Pepper, he does probably about as well as anyone could with the role of Johnnie Goodboy Tyler but still, it’s sad to see a good actor wasted in such a bad movie. (In fact, there’s quite a few good actors — Forest Whitaker, Kim Coates, Richard Tyson — wasted in this movie.) From what I understand, the movie only covered the first 400 pages of Hubbard’s 1100-page novel. Travolta had hopes to do a sequel but that’s not going to happen.
It’s for the best. If people need to see a movie about L. Ron Hubbard’s belief system, they can always rewatch The Master.








