Retro Television Review: St. Elsewhere 3.22 “Tears of a Clown”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing St. Elsewhere, a medical show which ran on NBC from 1982 to 1988.  The show can be found on Daily Motion.

Send in the clowns….

Episode 3.22 “Tears of a Clown”

(Dir by Janet Greek, originally aired on March 13th, 1985)

Do you like clowns?

Then this episode is for you because there are clowns all over the hospital!  When Dr. Chandler tells circus clown Bonko (Gina Hecht) that she should quit the circus because she has MS, her fellow clowns all show up at the hospital to support her.  And yes, they wear their clown makeup!  Bonko’s partner, Corky (Dennis Dugan), understands that Bonko is a born performer.  As the episode ends, Bonko and Crky perform in an elevator and cheer up Andrea Fordham (Ann Hearn), Dr. Caldwell’s plastic surgery patient.  Having had her declaration of love rejected by Bobby, Andrea could definitely use the cheering up.

Dr. Morrison needs some cheering up to.  Working as a resident, a medical student, and a single father is a lot of pressure and his relationship with Clancy (played by Helen Hunt) isn’t bring him much relief.  Morrison is suffering from insomnia and headaches and popping pills.  He’s late to a timed exam and flunks.  I swear, Morrison can never get a break.  The only thing keeping him from being the most depressing character on the show is that Westphall somehow always seem to be even more afflicted with melancholy.

This episode features Westphall finally finding a condo that he can move into.  He’s accompanied by Dr. Craig and they are mistaken for a couple by the realtor.  Craig looks annoyed.  Westphall looks glum.  Westphall always looks glum!

Finally, Elliot discovers that Mrs. Hufnagle left him her entire meager estate.  It’s also now his responsibility to spread her ashes.

After last week’s dramatic and emotional episode, this week felt rather lowkey.  How you react to this episode will probably depend on how much tolerance you have for clowns.

It was an okay episode, even if it did ultimately feel like filler.  After last week’s emotion-packed installment, this episode served to remind us that life goes on, even after Hufnagle dies and Shirley Daniels pulls a gun on everyone.  That’s just the way things are in the city of Boston.

Retro Television Review: St. Elsewhere 3.20 “Amazing Face”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing St. Elsewhere, a medical show which ran on NBC from 1982 to 1988.  The show can be found on Daily Motion.

The drama continues in Boston.

Episode 3.20 “Amazing Face”

(Dir by Janet Greek, originally aired on February 20th, 1985)

This week, at St. Eligius:

  • Nurse Rosenthal thinks that she’s pregnant.  That sound you hear is me sighing.  Seriously, I liked Nurse Rosenthal during the first season but now I’m kind of sick of her and her sanctimonious attitude, her homewrecking affair with Richard, and her annoying children.  Obviously, the show’s writers really liked Nurse Rosenthal but I’m tired of her.  A pregnant Nurse Rosenthal?  I don’t think I could handle that.  Fortunately, it turns out that Nurse Rosenthal is actually starting menopause.
  • When is Rosenthal going to dump Richard?  We all know it’s going to happen.
  • Dr. Westphall has put his house on the market and boy, is he glum about it.  Westphall continues to be the most depressing human being on the planet.
  • Mrs. Hufnagle has heart surgery.  Before that, however, she steals some scrubs and wanders in on an operation.
  • Fiscus wants to hook back up with Cathy Martin.  When a macho patient makes a misogynistic comment about Cathy, Fiscus throws a punch and gets his ass kicked.  Luckily, Cathy has learned kung fu.
  • The bandages are removed and Andrea Fordham (Ann Hearn) sees her new face.  She now looks like an average teenager.  She tells Dr. Caldwell that she’s still not ready to face the world.
  • Shirley Daniels is a patient at St. Eligius.  She tells everyone who she meets that she killed Peter White and that she can’t wait to go to jail for it.  She promises Doctors Wade and Morrison that she’ll never shoot anyone else.  She also reveals that she’s the one who sent the baby ski mask to Peter’s widow.  She’s knitting a new ski mask for Morrison’s son.  Oh, Shirley!
  • The episode ends with Shirley going to the morgue and flashing back to the time she shot Peter in the testicles.
  • Considering all the hospitals in Boston, was it really a good idea for her to stay at the same one where she happened to kill a doctor, albeit one who deserved exactly what he got?

This episode felt like filler.  Ehrlich acted like a jackass.  Morrison acted like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders.  Dr. Craig was arrogant.  Dr. Westphall was depressed.  It wasn’t a bad episode but there wasn’t anything terribly memorable about it either.

It was just another day at St. Eligius.

A Movie A Day #271: Spellbinder (1988, directed by Janet Greek)


Jeff Mills (Tim Daly) is an attorney who might be unlucky in love but who still owns a copy of every movie that Frank Capra has ever directed. (There is even a scene where two of his friends are seen looking at his movie collection and saying, “He’s got every movie Capra ever made!”)  Miranda (Kelly Preston) is the beautiful and mysterious woman who Jeff saves from an abusive boyfriend.  Within minutes of meeting her, Jeff invites Miranda to say with him in his apartment.  For Jeff, it is love at first sight but his friends (Rick Rossovich and Diana Bellamy) worry that Jeff is getting in over his head with a woman about whom he knows nothing.  Weird things start to happen in Jeff’s apartment and a woman (Audra Lindley) shows up in his office, taunting him about how she dug up his mother’s bones and used them in a black magic ceremony.  Eventually, Miranda confesses that she is on the run from a Satanic coven that was planning on sacrificing her but is she telling the whole truth?

Spellbinder is an enjoyably daft movie, especially if you are a fan of Kelly Preston.  It’s not that the rest of the cast isn’t good but this really is Preston’s show and her mix of All-American beauty and otherworldly sexiness is put to good use as the enigmatic Miranda.  It is easy to believe that Jeff would fall in love with her despite not knowing much about her.  The movie also has a few good scare scenes, like one in which the faces of all the members of the coven suddenly appear crowded around a window, staring in.  A slickly made example of how Hollywood made money off of the Satanic panic of the 1980s, Spellbinder is essentially The Wicker Man set in Los Angeles and is more entertaining than Neil LaBute’s actual remake.  (Even if it doesn’t have any bees.)