Here is the force of chaos known as Annie Hardy.
Enjoy!
Here is the force of chaos known as Annie Hardy.
Enjoy!
It’s kind of scary that lobotomies used to be viewed as being a legitimate medical treatment.
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Every day, we should be thankful for Annie Hardy.
Enjoy!
After three really difficult months, I’m ready to get back to the Shattered Lens. And what better way to start things anew than with this latest music video from Annie Hardy. The video stars some of her friends as well. I love the possum, especially.
(We’ve got quite a few possums that live around here and Erin and I are always happy to see one of them making its way through our backyard at night. The possums will always be safe around here.)
Annie Hardy previously starred in Dashcam, which I still consider to be the best film made about what life was like during the COVID lockdowns. Check it out if you haven’t already.
Enjoy!
In the future, when historians want to know what it was like to be alive in 2024, let us hope they just listen to the music of Annie Hardy.
Enjoy!
Go with it.
Enjoy!
Today’s music video of the day is the latest from the brillant Annie Hardy! Have you watched Dashcam yet?
Enjoy!
Here’s your reminder that if you haven’t seen Dascham (which stars Annie Hardy, the artist responsible for today’s music video of the day), it was one of my favorite films of last year and I think it’s destined to be watched by future students of history as they study the cultural and psychological impact of the COVID lockdowns.
Enjoy!
Without further ado, here are my top 30 films of 2022!
(Why 30? Because Lisa doesn’t do odd numbers! Also, be sure to check out my picks for 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, and 2021! Wow, I’ve been doing this for a while!)
30. Marcel The Shell With Shoes On (dir by Dean Fleischer Camp)
An animated film with heart, Marcel The Shell With Shoes On would probably be ranked higher if Marcel’s favorite news show had been something other than 60 Minutes. Still, questionable viewing habits aside, Marcel and Nana Connie and all the other shells were amazing characters and the end of the movie brought tears to my mismatched eyes. With this film and I Want You Back, Jenny Slate had quite a year.
Released in February of this year, this film about Ted Kaczyski and his descent into madness was unfairly overlooked. Sharlto Copley was perfectly cast as Ted K. This is a film that probably won’t make Ted’s supporters happy but, at the same time, it also avoids painting him as just being a straight-out madman. It’s refusal to simplify makes the film far more than just another true crime biopic.
28. Dashcam (dir by Rob Savage)
Starring Annie Hardy as herself, this low-budget horror film is a scathing satire of life during the age of COVID and performative “wokeness.” After the past few years, there’s something rather cathartic about Hardy’s refusal to obey.
27. The Batman (dir by Matt Reeves)
At this point, I’m fairly cynical about comic book movies in general and Batman films in specific. I mean, how many Batmen have we had over the past ten years? (Actually, I think only four but it feels like a lot more!) That said, I enjoyed The Batman, for both its noirish atmosphere and it’s willingness to embrace the melodrama. You have to love the fact that the villain was basically a nerdy podcaster.
26. Operation Mincemeat (dir by John Madden)
Based on a true story, this film was a throwback to the earnest World War II films of the past. Colin Firth, Kelly MacDonald, Matthew McFayden, and Johnny Flynn were all well-cast and did their part to bring this moment of WWII history to life.
25. Father Stu (dir by Rosalind Ross)
You don’t have to be from a Catholic background to appreciate Father Stu but it probably helps. This was one of those roles that only Mark Wahlberg could have pulled off.
24. See How They Run (dir by Tom George)
This stylized murder mystery was terrifically entertaining and witty. Sam Rockwell and Saoirse Ronan are both treasures.
23. I Want You Back (dir by Jason Orley)
Two friends conspire to win back their respective romantic partners and end up falling in love with each other instead. This was an enjoyable comedy, one that was blessed with an outstanding cast that included Jenny Slate, Charlie Day, Scott Eastwood, and Gina Rodriguez. The scene in which Jenny Slate sings Suddenly Seymour is a classic.
22. Ambulance (dir by Michael Bay)
This was the film that Michael Bay was born to direct. For once, Bay’s hyperkinetic style was perfectly matched by the story being told. It also helped that the ambulance was a real ambulance and not a robot pretending to be an ambulance.
21.Send Me (dir by Nick Palmisciano)
This is a heart-breaking documentary about the efforts of 12 veterans to evacuate as many allies as they could during the disastrous withdraw from Afghanistan. This film deserved more attention than it got.
20. The Bombardment (dir by Ole Bornedal)
Based on a true story, this Danish film deals with the accidental bombing of a school during World War II. It’s been overshadowed a bit by All Quiet On The Western Front but, in its quieter way, The Bombardment is also a strong look at the horrors of war.
19. Goodnight Oppy (dir by Ryan White)
This is a poignant documentary about Opportunity, the NASA exploration rover that spent 15 years exploring Mars. This movie proves that a robot can make you cry.
18. Dark Glasses (dir by Dario Argento)
Don’t listen to the critics. This enjoyably over-the-top giallo was an entertaining return-to-form for Dario Argento.
17. Wildcat (dir by Melissa Lesh and Trevor Fost)
This poignant documentary follows a depressed veteran as he finds purpose helping to raise a baby ocelot in Peru. Be prepared to cry.
16. Apollo 10 1/2 (dir by Richard Linklater)
Richard Linklater’s animated film was well-received by critics but it’s still hard not to feel that it’s been a bit overlooked. Narrated by Jack Black, the film details the 1969 moon landing from the perspective of a child with a very active imagination. Nostalgic, sweet-natured, and ultimately rather moving, Apollo 10 1/2 is a film that celebrates life.
15. Three Minutes: A Lengthening (dir by Bianca Stigner)
This haunting and moving documentary, which is narrated by Helena Bonham Cater, examines a three-minute snippet of 16mm film that was shot in a Jewish town in Poland in 1938, shortly before the Nazis invaded. By examining every aspect of those three minutes, this documentary becomes both a memorial for the inhabitants of that town and a much-needed reminder of the horrors and reality of the Holocaust. With anti-Semitism and Holocaust denial on the rise, this is an important documentary.
14. The Northman (dir by Robert Eggers)
The Northman is occasionally thrilling and occasionally ludicrous but it’s always watchable. Robert Eggers finds moments of humor and odd beauty in this Viking epic. Nicole Kidman embraces the melodrama and goes all out. I just hope Valhalla was actually worth all the trouble.
13. Puss In Boots: The Last Wish (dir by Joel Crawford)
Yeah, you knew this film was going to show up on my list. To be honest, the film could have been about just about anything. I’d watch Puss In Boots read the phone book as long as Antonio Banderas returned to do his voice. The fact that the film itself was cute and even touching was an added bonus.
12. Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio (dir by Guillermo del Toro and Mark Gustafson)
Yes, a puppet can make you cry.
11. Babylon (dir by Damien Chazelle)
Was it flawed? You bet. Did it run a little bit too long? Yes, it did. Could I have done without the scene with the elephant? You better believe it. That said, this film was so gloriously excessive and over-the-top that it was easy for me to forgive its flaws. The critics may not have liked it but Babylon is a film that will be rediscovered.
10. The Fabelmans (dir by Steven Spielberg)
I went back and forth over whether to put The Fabelmans or Babylon in the number ten spot. In a way, they’re kind of similar in that they have their flaws but they’re both saved by their director’s obvious love of cinema. In the end, David Lynch’s role as John Ford moved The Fabelmans into the 10th spot.
9. Everything Everywhere All At Once (dir by the Daniels)
To be honest, I think some people are going a little bit overboard in their praise for this film. Yes, it’s one of the year’s best but 2022 wasn’t that strong of a year and Everything is one of those probable Best Picture winners that, like Nomadland and CODA, will probably not be quite as celebrated after it actually wins. That said, Michelle Yeoh and especially Ke Huy Quan deserve all the praise that they’ve received and I appreciated that the film featured the destruction of an IRS office. It’s not as perfect as some say but, due largely to the cast, it still deserves to be in my top ten.
8. Nitram (dir by Justin Kurzel)
This is another unfairly overlooked film, this time from Australia. Caleb Landry Jones gives a powerful and disturbing performance as a troubled young man named Nitram who commits an act of shocking violence. Anthony LaPaglia and Judy Davis play Nitram’s parents, who are both troubled in their own individual ways. Essie Davis plays the older woman who falls in love with Nitram, despite the fact that Nitram is incapable of loving anyone.
7. Emily the Criminal (dir by John Patton Ford)
Aubrey Plaza plays Emily, who discovers that not only does crime pay but, in the gig economy, it’s one of those few ways to get ahead. Part thriller and part satire, Emily the Criminal reminds us that Plaza is one of the most interesting actresses working today.
6. All Quiet On The Western Front (dir by Edward Berger)
This German anti-war epic stays true to the themes of its source material while updating the plot for the modern era. The contrast between the generals and the diplomats planning battles and the soldiers dying in them is a powerful one.
5. Elvis (dir by Baz Luhrmann)
This wonderfully excessive biopic features good music, a great performance from Austin Butler, and a wonderfully eccentric one from Tom Hanks. Luhrmann is hardly a subtle director but Butler’s performance keeps the film from spiraling out of control.
4. Vengeance (dir by B.J. Novak)
This whip-smart satire of both true crime podcasts and the red state/blue state divide deserved far more attention than it received. Ashton Kutcher has actually become a surprisingly dependable character actor. Director and screenwriter Novak tells the story with sensitivity and a sharp eye for the absurd.
3. The Banshees of Inisherin (dir by Martin McDonagh)
In his best film yet, Martin McDonagh examines friendship, art, violence, and anger in Ireland. Brendan Gleeson no longer wants to be Colin Farrell’s friend. Farrell’s attempts to discover why leads to all sorts of surprising and macabre developments. Gleeson and Farrell have never been better. Kerry Condon and Barry Keoghan offer up poignant support.
2. Tar (dir by Todd Field)
Lydia Tar is a brilliant artist. Does it matter that she also might be a terrible human being? Todd Field’s return to filmmaking meditates on the meaning of art, morality, and the consequences of hubris. Cate Blanchett is perfectly cast. The scene where Tar talks to a student who objects to playing music by a white male is a real litmus test. Do you think Tar is a bully or do you think the student is being too sensitive? For all the talk about how Lydia dismisses the student’s claims, many also fail to note that the student is the one who calls her a “bitch” and runs out of the room. Much as in Field’s previous film, no one is as perfect or as justified or as blameless as they may believe.
And, finally, my top film of 2022 is….
After 2 years of lockdowns and pessimism, Top Gun: Maverick was finally released and it reminded audiences of what they loved about movies in the first place. Top Gun: Maverick was the movie that we needed in 2022.
Well, that concludes my late look back at 2022! Now, let’s focus on 2023!
Lisa Marie’s 2022 In Review:
With the Oscar nominations due to be announced tomorrow, now is the time that the Shattered Lens indulges in a little something called, “What if Lisa Marie had all the power.” Listed below are my personal Oscar nominations. Please note that these are not the films that I necessarily think will be nominated. The fact of the matter is that the many of them will not be. Instead, these are the films that would be nominated if I was solely responsible for deciding the nominees this year. Winners are listed in bold.
It should also go without saying that I’ve only nominated films that I’ve actually seen. So, if you’re wondering why a certain film wasn’t nominated, it’s always possible that may have not gotten the opportunity to see it yet. Of course, it’s also possible that I didn’t feel that a certain film was worthy of a nomination, despite what the critics may say. In the end, my best advice is not to worry too much about it. I’m not an Academy voter so ultimately, this is all for fun and that’s the spirit in which it should be taken.
You’ll also note that I’ve added four categories, all of which I believe the Academy should adopt — Best Voice-Over Performance, Best Casting, Best Stunt Work, and Best Overall Use Of Music In A Film.
(Click on the links to see my nominations for 2021, 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, and 2010!)
And now, without any further ado:
2022
Best Picture
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Banshees of Inisherin
Elvis
Emily the Criminal
Everything Everywhere All At Once
The Fabelmans
Nitram
TAR
Top Gun: Maverick
Vengeance
Best Director
Edward Berger for All Quiet on the Western Front
Todd Field for TAR
Joseph Kosinski for Top Gun: Maverick
Baz Luhrmann for Elvis
Martin McDonagh for The Banshees of Inisherin
BJ Novak for Vengeance
Best Actor
Austin Butler in Elvis
Tom Cruise in Top Gun: Maverick
Colin Farrell in The Banshees of Inisherin
Caleb Landry Jones in Nitram
BJ Novak in Vengeance
Adam Sandler in Hustle
Best Actress
Cate Blanchett in TAR
Emma Corrin in Lady Chatterley’s Lover
Annie Hardy in Dashcam
Mia Goth for Pearl
Aubrey Plaza in Emily The Criminal
Michelle Yeoh in Everything Everywhere All At Once
Best Supporting Actor
Brendan Gleeson in The Banshees of Inisherin
Val Kilmer in Top Gun: Maverick
Anthony LaPaglia in Nitram
David Lynch in The Fabelmans
Brad Pitt in Babylon
Ke Huy Quan in Everything Everywhere All At Once
Best Supporting Actress
Kerry Condon in The Banshees of Inisherin
Essie Davis in Nitram
Judy Davis in Nitram
Nina Hoss in TAR
Nicole Kidman in The Northman
Michelle Williams in The Fabelmans
Best Voice Over Performance
Antonio Banderas in Puss In Boots: The Last Wish
Jack Black in Apollo 10 ½
Steve Carell in Minions: The Rise of Gru
Mike Judge in Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe
Ewan McGregor in Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio
Jenny Slate in Marcel the Shell With Shoes On
Best Adapted Screenplay
All Quiet On The Western Front
Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio
Lady Chatterley’s Lover
Marcel The Shell With Shoes On
Operation Mincemeat
Top Gun: Maverick
Best Original Screenplay
Apollo 10 ½
The Banshees of Inisherin
Emily the Criminal
Everything Everywhere All At Once
TAR
Vengeance
Best Animated Feature Film
Apollo 10 ½
Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe
The Bob’s Burgers Movie
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinoccio
The House
Mad God
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
Minions: The Rise of Gru
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Turning Red
Best Documentary Feature Film
The Automat
Bitterbrush
Dreaming Walls: Inside the Chelsea Hotel
Goodnight Oppy
Is That Black Enough For You?
My Old School
Selena Gomez: My Mind And Me
Send Me
Three Minutes: A Lengthening
Wildcat
Best International Feature Film
All Quiet on the Western Front
Bardo
Battle: Freestyle
The Bombardment
Dark Glasses
How I Fell In Love With A Gangster
Into the Wind
My Best Friend Anne Frank
Restless
RRR
Best Live Action Short Film
A Little Dead
Forgive Us Our Trespasses
Best Animated Short Film
The Flying Sailor
Ice Merchants
The Garbage Man
Steakhouse
Best Documentary Short Film
Elephant Whisperers
Her Majesty’s Queue
The Martha Mitchell Effect
Nuisance Bear
The Runner
Stranger at the Gate
Best Original Score
All Quiet On The Western Front
Babylon
The Banshees of Inisherin
Don’t Worry, Darling
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio
Top Gun: Maverick
Best Original Song
“At the Automat” from The Automat
“Sunny Side Up Summer” from The Bob’s Burgers Movie
“Vegas” from Elvis
“Ciao Papa” from Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio
“Naatu Naatu” from RRR
“My Mind and Me” From Selena Gomez: My Mind and Me
“Hold My Hand” From Top Gun: Maverick
“Carolina” From Where The Crawdads Sing
“New Body Rhumba” from White Noise
“A Sky Like I’ve Never Seen” from Wildcat
Best Overall Use of Music In A Movie
The Banshees of Inisherin
Elvis
TAR
Father Stu
Top Gun: Maverick
X
Best Sound Editing
All Quiet On The Western Front
Avatar: The Way of the Water
The Bombardment
Elvis
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinoccio
Top Gun Maverick
Best Sound Mixing
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Batman
Elvis
TAR
The Northman
Top Gun Maverick
Best Production Design
Babylon
The Batman
Elvis
The Fabelmans
RRR
See How They Run
Best Casting
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Northman
She Said
TAR
Top Gun: Maverick
Vengeance
Best Cinematography
The Banshees of Inisherin
Bardo
Elvis
Everything Everywhere All At Once
RRR
Top Gun: Maverick
Best Costume Design
Babylon
Death on the Nile
Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
Elvis
The Fabelmans
See How They Run
Best Film Editing
All Quiet on the Western Front
Ambulance
The Banshees of Inisherin
Everything Everywhere All At Once
The Fabelmans
Top Gun: Maverick
Best Make-Up and Hairstyling
Babylon
Elvis
The Fabelmans
The Northman
Terrifier 2
X
Best Stuntwork
All Quiet On The Western Front
The Batman
Bullet Train
Everything Everywhere All At Once
RRR
Top Gun: Maverick
Best Visual Effects
Avatar: The Way of Water
Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
Mad God
RRR
Terrifier 2
Top Gun: Maverick
Films Listed By Number of Nominations
15 Nominations — Top Gun: Maverick
11 Nominations — Elvis
10 Nominations — All Quiet On The Western Front, The Banshees of Inisherin
8 Nominations — TAR
7 Nominations — Everything Everywhere All At Once, The Fabelmans
6 Nominations — Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio, RRR
5 Nominations — Babylon, Nitram, Vengeance
4 Nominations — The Northman, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
3 Nominations — Apollo 10 1/2, The Batman, Emily the Criminal, Marcel the Shell With Shoes On
2 Nominations — The Automat, Avatar: The Way of the Water, Bardo, Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe, The Bob’s Burgers Movie, The Bombardment, Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, Mad Dog, Minions: The Rise of Gru, See How They Run, Selena Gomez: My Mind & Me, Terrifier 2, Wildcat, X
1 Nomination — A Little Dead, Ambulance, Battle: Freestyle, Bitterbush, Bullet Train, Dascham, Dark Glasses, Death on the Nile, Don’t Worry Darling, Dreaming Walls: Inside the Chelsea Hotel, Elephant Whisperers, Father Stu, The Flying Sailor, Forgive Us Our Trespasses, The Garbage Man, Goodnight Oppy, Her Majesty’s Queue, How I Fell In Love With A Gangster, Hustle, Ice Merchants, Into the Wind, Is That Black Enough For You?, The House, Hustle, The Martha Mitchell Effect, My Friend Anne Frank, My Old School, Nuisance Bear, Operation: Mincemeat, Pearl, Restless, The Runner, Send Me, She Said, Steakhouse, Stranger at the Gates, Three Minutes: A Lengthening, Turning Red, Where The Crawdads Sing, White Noise
Films Listed By Number of Wins:
6 Oscars — Top Gun: Maverick
4 Oscars — All Quiet on the Western Front, Banshees of Inisherin
2 Oscars — Babylon, Elvis, TAR
1 Oscars — A Little Death, Avatar: The Way of the Water, Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe, Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio, Ice Merchant, Nuisance Bear, Three Minutes: A Lengthening, X
Will the Academy and I agree? Probably not! But we’ll find out for sure in just a few hours!