Today’s Blast from the Past comes from a 1978 episode of SCTV.

Count Floyd (Joe Flaherty) is excited because he believes that he finally has a scary movie to show everyone, Blood-Sucking Monkeys From West Miffin, Pennsylvania.  Unfortunately, the film hasn’t shown up in time to be featured on the show so Floyd does his best to let the viewers know what they would have seen if the movie had shown up.

I want to see that movie!