Retro Television Review: Decoy 1.28 “Ladies Man”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Decoy, which aired in Syndication in 1957 and 1958.  The show can be viewed on Tubi!

Episode 1.28 “Ladies Man”

(Dir by Stuart Rosenberg, originally aired on April 21st, 1958)

A man named (Michael Tolan) approaches Pearl Dillard (Chris Kane) at a subway station and gives her a box that he claims is an x-ray camera.  The man claims to be an insurance investigator and he says that he’s pursuing a woman (Lois Nettleton) who has stolen some diamonds.  He says that he needs Pearl to take a picture of the woman.  Because it’s an X-ray camera, it will reveal that she has the diamonds on her.  While the woman waits for her train, Pearl points the box at her and pushes a button.  However, it turns out that the box is not hiding a camera but a gun!  Pearl shoots the woman in the back.

The woman is named Lois and the man was her husband, Mike.  The police get a tip that Mike is hiding out at an upstate hunting lodge.  Casey, who pretends to be a lost tourist, heads up to the lodge.  Mike is indeed there.  With Mike is his new girlfriend (Joan Harvey), who refuses to believe that Mike could have done anything wrong.

This episode was a bit more melodramatic than the typical episode of Decoy.  I found it hard to believe that anyone would fall for Mike’s camera-box lie but I guess there are probably people out there who would be naive enough to believe him.  (I might accept the box from Mike but I would throw it away the first chance I got.)  Unfortunately, once Casey tracked Mike down, Michael Tolan’s performance was so over-the-top that it became difficult to take him or the episode seriously.

Decoy worked better as a low-key, melancholiac show.  I usually love melodrama but this episode didn’t work for me.

AMV of the Day: Don’t Stop Me Now (One Piece)


This AMV, crafted by AliAMV, turns Luffy’s Gear 5 fight against Rob Lucci into a gloriously unhinged, hyper‑frenetic spectacle set to Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now.” The edit leans hard into the absurdity: every punch, stretch, and rebound feels like a rubber‑powered cartoon disaster in motion, with Luffy’s contorted, kiddy‑god form bouncing off walls, ceilings, and Lucci’s face like a giddy pinball on amphetamines.

Even in its original form—without Freddie Mercury belting in the background—the scene of Luffy in Gear 5 clashing with Lucci in his Leopard Devil Fruit form is already deeply ridiculous. The animation leans into over‑the‑top impact frames, gravity‑defying acrobatics, and exaggerated expressions that push the whole thing past “serious battle” and into full‑blown, self‑aware slapstick. AliAMV’s timing only amplifies that inherent silliness, using “Don’t Stop Me Now”s unstoppable swagger to justify every impossible hit, freeze‑frame, and impact‑spark explosion in the sequence. The clash stops feeling like a serious assassin‑level duel in One Piece and instead becomes a high‑speed demolition‑derby‑slash‑Saturday‑morning‑cartoon, where Rob Lucci is less a foe and more a crash‑test dummy for Gear 5’s sheer ridiculousness.

For anyone who enjoys One Piece hype‑edits dialed up to eleven, it’s a solid showcase of how chaotic, music‑driven fan editing can turn a seriously animated fight into pure, shameless spectacle. AliAMV definitely does a great job in showcasing what makes One Piece such a popular and beloved shonen anime.

Song: Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen

AnimeOne Piece

CreatorAliAMV

Past AMVs of the Day

Join #TubiThursdasy For Predator!


Hi, everyone!  Tonight, on Mastodon, I will be hosting the #TubiThursday watch party!  Join us for Predator (1987)!

You can find the movie on Tubi and you can join us on Mastodon at 9 pm central time!  (That’s 10 pm for you folks on the East Coast.)  We will be using #TubiThursday hashtag!  See you then!

Predator (1987, directed by John McTiernan, DP: Donald McAlpine)

Scenes that I Love: Laura Palmer Will See You Again In 25 Years


Since yesterday was Sheryl Lee’s birthday, here’s one of the best all-time examples of foreshadowing.

From the 1991 finale of Twin Peaks:

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special William Castle Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Tomorrow, the Shattered Lens will celebrate the 112th anniversary of the birth of director and showman, William Castle!  It’s time for for an early edition of….

4 Shots From 4 William Castle Films

House on Haunted Hill (1959, dir by William Castle, DP: Carl E. Guthrie)

13 Ghosts (1960, dir by William Castle, DP: Joseph F. Biroc)

Strait-Jacket (1964, dir by William Castle, DP: Arthur E. Arling)

Shanks (1974, dir by William Castle, DP: Joseph F. Biroc)

Music Video of the Day: Sure Know Something by KISS (1979, directed by John Goodhue)


Like many music videos from the days before MTV, the emphasis here is on the band and the performance.  This is a “they-sure-can-play” music video.

John Goodhue also did music videos for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Juice Newton, and Hanks Williams, Jr.

Enjoy!

Late Night Retro Television Review: 1st & Ten 3.11 “Land of the Free (Agent)”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing 1st and Ten, which aired in syndication from 1984 to 1991. The entire series is streaming on Tubi.

The playoffs continue!

Episode 3.11 “Land of the Free (Agent)”

(Dir by Bruce Seth Green, originally aired on December 2nd, 1987)

The Bulls are in the playoffs but they need a new running back.  Jill decides to sign Brian Bozworth (Brian Bosworth), a player who was drafted by Arizona but who refused to sign his contract because he felt he wasn’t being offered enough money.  TD Parker (OJ Simpson) tells Jill that it would be highly irregular for the Bulls to sign Bozworth because, technically, he still “belongs” to Arizona.  Jill tells TD to take a knife to the rules and sign Bozworth.

And it’s a good thing that she did because, after some opening jitters, Bozworth plays a key role in getting the Bulls a win over Arizona in the playoffs.  Recognizing what the Arizona defense is going to do, he gives Yinessa a heads up.  Yinesa throws Bozworth the ball, Bozworth gets the Bulls into good field position, and Zagreb kicks the game-winning field goal.

Zagreb is only able to make that kick because Mad Dog lied to him and told him that Anna had called and agreed to marry him.  The next day, at the wedding ceremony, Anna is a no-show.  Or, at least, she is until Mad Dog breaks into her house, forces her to put on a wedding gown, and then carries her to the ceremony.  She arrives just in time to hear Zagreb giving a speech about how much he loves her.  Anna and Zagreb marry.

Finally, Jethro is upset when Bubba is offered a commercial contract with Squelch Sports Drink.  Squelch doesn’t want Jethro in its commercials.  But when Bubba can’t find the strength to lift a drum of Squelch and pour it over Coach Grier’s head, his contact is canceled.

This was a weird episode.  A lot of stuff was going on but none of it really added up too much.  At first, Bozworth seemed like a bad player and then, suddenly, he was a good player.  Jethro and Bubba were arguing and then suddenly they weren’t.  Zagreb got married and good for him.  Zagreb is perhaps the most cartoonish character on the show but then again, 1st & Ten is rather cartoonish in general.

Anyway, the Bulls are one step closer to the Championship Game.  We’ll see if they make it next week.

Film Review: Target Earth (dir by Sherman A. Rose)


1954’s Target Earth has an intriguing premise.

Nora King (Kathleen Crowley) wakes up in a Chicago hotel room, surrounded by the pills that she took the previous night as a part of an unsuccessful suicide attempt.  The room is quiet, too quiet.  Getting out of bed, Nora eventually finds herself walking around Chicago.  The city, which should be busy, is silent.  At first, there doesn’t seem to be anyone else around.  Eventually, Nora does run into a man named Frank (Richard Denning) and later, they meet a couple (Richard Reeves and Virginia Grey) who are busy getting drunk at a local cafe.

It’s a premise that feels like it could have been used in an episode of the Twilight Zone and the somewhat harsh black-and-white cinematography only increases the sense of isolation.  Obviously something big has happened in Chicago but no one is quite sure what it could be.  Our four survivors meet a few other people as they wander around the city.  Some people are terrified.  Some people, like the psychotic Davis (Robert Roark), aren’t concerned with what happened but instead are focused on how they can take advantage of the situation.  From the start, the atmosphere is effectively creepy and ominous.  Richard Denning and especially Kathleen Crowley give strong performances, capturing their confusion at the situation.

And then the robot shows up.

Now, I have to be honest.  I love this robot.  It’s big and ludicrous and it move so stiffly that there are times that it looks like it’s going to trip and end up flat on its back.  There’s something undeniably charming about the fact that, in 1954, an actor got into a silly robot costume (complete with fake arms) and then waddled around while everyone pretended to be terrified of him.  While the robot is definitely dangerous and it can fire a laser beam from its eye, I have to admit it immediately reminded of Torg, the cardboard robot from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.  It’s exactly the type of thing that people like me tend to love about cheap, 1950s science fiction.  Back then, robots were considered to be so exotic that they only had to exist to be intimidating.  Today, we’re spoiled by fancy robots.  We expect every robot to be The Terminator.

That said, as charming as I found the robot to be, it totally altered the atmosphere of the movie.  As soon as the robot shows up, Target Earth goes from being atmospheric to campy.  The actors are still good.  Robert Roark is genuinely menacing as the evil Davis.  But that robot pretty much assures that we’ll never forget we’re watching a l0w-budget sci-fi flick.

As was typical of 50s sci-fi, things are eventually explained by the military.  We get some stock footage.  We get some scenes of concerned officers discussing what’s happening in Chicago.  Personally, I would have preferred it if the film had extended the mystery a bit.  It’s at its best when the viewer doesn’t know what’s going on.  That said, the film’s first half is wonderfully suspenseful.  The robot is perhaps too adorable for its own good but the movie still leaves you wondering what you would do if you woke up and discovered that the rest of humanity has vanished.