The Films of 2024: Sunrise (dir by Andrew Baird)


In the Pacific Northwest, animals are being killed and their blood is being drained.  Some of the locals theorize that it’s the work of the Red Coat, a legendary creature that demands constant sacrifices to keep it at bay.

Reynolds (Guy Pearce, with a wild preacherman beard) doesn’t care about the Red Coat.  He’s more upset about the fact that he and his buddies are feeling displaced in America.  He’s been driven to rage by the fact that there’s a family named Loi living in his community.  He hates immigrants.  He blames minorities for every problem that America is facing.  He says “ain’t” instead of “is not” because that’s the way this film lets us know that its characters are supposed to be blue collar.

Reynolds has murdered Mr. Loi (Chike Chin) and he’s targeting Yan Loi (Crystal Yu) and her teenage son, Edward (William Gao).  Fortunately, the Loi Family has a protector.  Fallon (Alex Pettyfer) wanders through the misty countryside with a grim look on his face and a darkly-colored wardrobe that is designed to let us know that he’s seeking vengeance.  Along with defending the Loi Family, Fallon has a personal reason for seeking vengeance on Reynolds.  Fallon also has an insatiable need for blood….

Sunrise is a somber, slowly-paced, and rather shallow-minded film.  It takes itself very seriously and it definitely wants you to know that it has important stuff on its mind, unlike those other vampire films that just seek to be entertaining.  Of course, as any student of the grindhouse knows, an entertaining film can often be the most effective form of propaganda around.  People aren’t going to think about your message is they’re bored out of their mind.

At times, Sunrise seems to think that it’s the first film to ever use vampirism as a way to comment on current events, which I’m sure would be news to Bram Stoker, Jean Rollin, Anne Rice, Stephen King, Kim Newman, John Carpenter, Werner Herzog, Francis Ford Coppola, Spike Lee, Abel Ferrara, Guillermo del Toro, Kathyrn Bigelow, David Conenberg, Bill Gunn, Dan Curtis, and just about anyone else who has ever written or directed anything that involved a vampire.  Reynolds rants and rave about his hated of immigrants in speeches that are so overwritten and so florid that they verge on parody.  (At one point, he saps at a deputy for not drinking an American beer.)  His character is a fever dream of what Leftists think blue collar workers sound like when they’re not cheering their favorite football team or laughing about climate change.  I suppose the filmmakers deserve some credit for having enough discipline to realize that having Reynolds shout, “This is MAGA country!” would be a bit too heavy-handed for even this film but one can tell that the temptation was definitely there.

At first, I thought that the film’s cinematography would be its saving grace but eventually, I got bored with all of the artfully composed shots of the misty northwest.  There’s really not much difference between Sunrise‘s visuals and the visuals of the Twilight films.  Then I thought that Guy Pearce’s intensity might elevate the film but then I realized that Pearce has played this same character several times and he’s been more interesting in other films.  As for Alex Pettyfer, he’s just as boring here as he was in Magic Mike.  In Magic Mike, he at least danced.

Interestingly, this film — with its portrayal of rampant racism in the American northwest — is an Irish production that was shot not in Washington or Oregon but instead in Belfast.  That perhaps explains why the characters often sound like they learned how to speak by watching American cop shows on television.  Personally, I am not amongst those who feels that people should only be allowed to make movies about their own countries.  I don’t believe in limiting the imagination in that style.  As an American of Irish (and Italian and Spanish) descent, I think that an American filmmaker would be totally justified in directing a film about Ian Paisley’s followers terrorizing the Catholic minority in Northern Ireland.  (They could even shoot it around Austin, Texas.)  Or maybe someone could make a movie about that Irish basketball team who refused to shake hands with an opposing team because the team was from Israel.  All’s fair.

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For Defiance!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasion ally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

After we finish up this week’s #MondayActionMovie on Mastodon, we will be hopping over to twitter where #MondayMuggers will be showing 1980’s Defiance!  The film is on Prime and it starts at 10 pm et!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop over to twitter at 10 pm et, pull Defiance up on Prime, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag! 

Enjoy!

Retro Television Review: Miami Vice 2.15 “One Way Ticket”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Miami Vice, which ran on NBC from 1984 to 1989.  The entire show can be purchased on Prime!

This week, the Canadians are coming!

Episode 2.15 “One Way Ticket”

(Dir by Craig Bolotin, originally aired on January 24th, 1986)

This week’s episode of Miami Vice opens with one of the most unintentionally hilarious shots that I’ve ever seen.  The action starts at a fancy wedding.  The daughter of District Attorney Richard Langley (Jon DeVries) is getting married.  The cream and the crop of Miami society has turned out.  The camera pans over all of the formally dressed men and women until it finally comes to a stop on Sonny, wearing his white suit, a blue t-shirt, and no socks.  He’s attending the wedding Tubbs, who at least bothered to put on a dress shirt.

Seriously, Sonny …. it’s wedding!  Would it kill you to wear a tie or maybe put on socks to go to a wedding?  And, I know I bring this up every week, but how can Sonny continually convince every bad guy in Miami that he’s a drug dealer named Sonny Burnett when he’s doing stuff like attending the wedding of the District Attorney’s daughter?  Does he think that no one is going to notice that the drug dealer who always wears the same white suit looks and sounds exactly like the cop who is always wearing the same white suit?

That said, I guess it’s good that Sonny and Tubbs are the wedding because, during the reception, a coked-up assassin named Sagot (Lothaire Bluteau) pulls a gun and kills not only Langley but also two bridesmaids who happened to be standing close by.  Sagot manages to escape from the reception but, that night, Zito and Switek track him down to Miami’s hottest French Canadian nightclub, Le Lieu, and arrest him on possession charges.

Sagot is working for a French Canadian drug lord named Faber (Jean-Pierre Matte) and, as with all of Faber’s men, his attorney is Laurence Thurmond (John Heard).  Thurmond was a good friend of Langley’s and it’s obvious from the start that he’s not comfortable with the idea of defending the men who killed him.  Thurmond and Crockett also have a long history together.  Crockett blames Thurmond for getting a case dismissed against someone who shot one of Crockett’s partners, though it sounds like Thurmond was just doing his job and Crockett is actually to blame for not following proper procedure while making his arrest.  (Seriously, due process may be a pain in the ass but Sonny has no excuse for not knowing what’s going to happen when he violates it.)  Crockett continually demands to know how Thurmond can live with himself.  Thurmond, who likes to fly a private plane in his spare time, says that it’s not easy.  Then again, Thurmond can afford his own airplane and a wedding suit so, even if it is difficult to live with himself, at least he’s living well.  (And again, Sonny may not like it but everyone has the right to an attorney.  Again, if you’re sloppy enough to not read someone their rights or to search someone’s house without probable cause, that’s on you and not on the person who pointed it out.)

As much as Crockett would love to spend all of his time harassing Thurmond, he has a case to solve.  He wants to get revenge for Langley’s death.  He also wants to figure out who keeps sending him anonymous tips that are full of information that presumably only a defense attorney would know….

Lothaire Bluteau’s makes for a memorably unhinged villain and all of the evil French Canadians made for a nice change of pace from the show’s usual rogue’s gallery.  That said, this episode was pretty much dominated by John Heard, playing the type of role that he played best.  Heard’s morally conflicted attorney has a lot in common with the morally conflicted police detective that he later played on The Sopranos and Heard’s melancholy performance was a nice contrast to Don Johnson’s intensity.  Full of twists and turns, this episode ended on a perfect note.  In the end, Crockett may still not like Thurmond but he finally understands him.

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us for Danger Zone!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasion ally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1996’s Danger Zone, starring Billy Zane and Robert Downey, Jr!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Danger Zone on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!

Enjoy!

Scenes I Love: Jimmy Stewart Sings Somewhere Over The Rainbow in The Philadelphia Story


Today’s scene that I love comes from the 1940 film, The Philadelphia Story, and it features my favorite Golden Age actor, James Stewart, carrying Katharine Hepburn and singing a song that might sound a bit familiar to our readers.

This is the performance, by the way, that won Stewart an Oscar.  Stewart himself often said that he felt the Academy rewarded him to make up for not giving him the Oscar for Mr. Smith Goes To Washington.  That’s probably true but still, this film features Jimmy Stewart at his most charming.  Teaming Stewart up with not just Katharine Hepburn but also Cary Grant makes The Philadelphia Story one of the best romantic comedies to come out of Hollywood’s pre-war era.

(Before the war, Stewart was Jimmy.  After he served bravely in World War II and returned to America, he was definitely James.)

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special James Stewart Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, we celebrate the birthday of one of the greatest American actors of all time, the wonderful James Stewart!  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 James Stewart Films

Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (1939, dir by Frank Capra, DP: Joseph Walker)

It’s A Wonderful Life (1946, dir by Frank Capra, DP: Joseph Walker and Joseph Biroc)

Rear Window (1954, dir by Alfred Hitchcock, DP: Robert Burks)

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962, dir by John Ford. DP: William H. Clothier)

May Positivity: New Hope (dir by Rodney Ray)


The 2012 film, New Hope, is narrated by Michael Evans (Samuel Davis).

Michael is a seventeen year-old preacher’s kid whose father, Alex (Will Schwab), has just gotten a job in the small town of New Hope.  As a result, Michael has to move in the middle of his senior year.  (Yikes, not fun!)  He’s not happy about that and, to make things even worse, Michael’s father has talked the high school basketball coach, Tom Miller (Reg Rob), into putting Michael on the team.

(Is it normal for coaches to put someone on a team without having them first try out?  The basketball team is in the playoffs, after all.)

Michael tries to explain to Coach Miller that he’s not that good of a basketball player.  Coach Miller replies that he doesn’t really care whether or not Michael is a good player.  Instead, he wants Michael on the team so that Michael can be a role model for the younger players.  Coach Miller assumes that, as a preacher’s kid, Michael will automatically be a good influence.

Uhmm …. has the coach ever met any preacher’s kids before?

Seriously, I live in Texas and, when I was growing up, my family moved all over the Southwest.  I have known a lot of preacher’s kids and, for the most part, almost all of them were wild.  Even the ones who were religious and planning on going into the family business were wild.  When you’re a teenager, your natural instinct is to rebel against whatever it is that your parents are about and, as a result, preacher’s kids usually have a lot to rebel against.  There’s a reason why everyone automatically understands what that Sweet Talkin’ Son Of A Preacher Man song is about.

And even if Michael isn’t wild (and, because this is a faith-based film, Michael is a surprisingly well-behaved high school student), how is it fair to tell anyone that they have to be a role model for a bunch of people that they barely know?  Michael’s only been a student at his new school for a day.

Michael quickly finds himself in conflict with the team’s star player, Lucas Green (Ben Davies, giving the closest thing that the film has to a good performance).  Lucas’s brother also played for the team until he committed suicide.  Lucas, with his unresolved issues of anger, feels that Michael tying to take his brother’s place.  Lucas gets even angrier when Michael starts to date his dead brother’s girlfriend, Jasmine (Perry Frost).  Meanwhile, Michael’s parents get upset when they discover a condom wrapper in his jacket.  Oh, you silly parents!  Michael isn’t a typical preacher’s kid.  The only reason he took the condom out of the wrapper was so he could throw it away.

(Seriously, Lucas seems more like a preacher’s kid than Michael.)

There’s a whole genre of faith-based films that use sports as a metaphor for having faith and not questioning authority figures and New Hope is definitely a part of that genre.  Michael has no real desire to be on the basketball team but both his father and his coach want him on the team so Michael goes with it.  It’s hard not to feel that Michael really needs to stand up for himself.  The film is all a bit too long (the film clocks in at over two hours) and unrealistic.  It’s a film that tries to tackle all of the important issues of growing up but it does so in far too ham-fisted a manner.  Personally, I think Michael should have quit the team, bought a beret and a pack of Clove cigarettes, and taken a creative writing class.  He would have been much happier and no one would have expected him to be a role model.  There’s nothing wrong with trying different things and making your own decisions.  There’s nothing wrong with being a rebel.  That’s what being a teenager is supposed to be all about.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.5 “Loves Me, Loves Me Not”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

This week’s episode broke my heart.

Episode 3.5 “Loves Me, Loves Me Not”

(Dir by John Bertram, originally aired on November 28th, 1988)

Oh my God, this episode!  This episode had me cringing with second-hand pain.  As you can probably guess from the title, this week’s episode is all about crushes and we all know how painful a middle school crush can be.  Still, even with all that knowledge, nothing prepared me for the pain of this episode….

Of the three main storylines, the simplest features Yick noticing that Arthur’s cousin, Dorothy, keeps staring at him.  Arthur looks away from the business page long enough to tell Yick that Dorothy has a crush on him and goes on to explain that Dorothy is strange.  Yick looks concerned.

Meanwhile, Michelle has developed a crush on BLT (Dayo Ade).  Michelle goes to Alexa for advice because Alexa has been dating Simon for nearly a year and that makes Alexa and Simon the most stable couple at Degrassi.  Alexa suggests that Michelle come hang out with her, Simon, and BLT.  Michelle agrees but it turns out that BLT would rather talk to Alexa.  Alexa tells Michelle that Michelle doesn’t really have much in common with BLT.  In fact, Alexa seems to really like BLT, despite the fact that she’s dating Simon.  Simon, as usual, seems to be a bit confused by the whole thing.

Finally, Caitlin has a crush on Joey.  Both Caitlin and Joey are students in Mr. Raditch’s class.  Caitlin, who now has the blonde streak in her hair that would be her trademark for the rest of the original Degrassi series, is the best student in the class.  Joey, who is repeating the 8th Grade, is still struggling.  Caitlin has such a crush on Joey that she even buys the Zit Remedy demo tape and starts listening to Everybody Wants Something over and over again.

When Mr. Raditch assigns the class to watch and review a movie, Caitlin asks Joey to be her partner.  Joey is totally excited because Caitlin is smart and Joey feels that he’s dumb.  Caitlin and Joey go to see Teen Academy 4.  (Apparently, Teen Academy is a forerunner to the Clown Academy films that everyone was always going to see in Degrassi: The Next Generation).  Joey thinks the film was funny.  Caitlin thinks the film was sexist.  For their presentation, they both give their own opinion and playfully debate the merits of the film.  Awww, what a cute couple!  And hey, the school dance is coming up!

For the dance, Caitlin — who says she’s never had a boyfriend or been on a date before, which I’m sure would be news to Rick Munro — gets a pretty black dress and gets all made yo.  She arrives shortly before Joey.  When Joey walks into the gym, he walks over to Caitlin, smiles, and says, “Hey, Caitlin, have you seen Liz?”

AGCK!

SERIOUSLY, THE PAIN!

JOEY!!! — Liz doesn’t even like you!

When we next see Caitlin, she’s crying, wiping her makeup, and throwing away her demo tape.  Poor Caitlin!  I mean, if you’ve watched Degrassi — The Next Generation, you know that Joey and Caitlin are eventually going to get back together (they’re actually going to get back together several times), but it’s still painful to watch her face when she realizes that Joey is still interested in Liz.  My heart broke for her.  I mean, Caitlin’s hair is a hundred times prettier than Liz’s!  There’s no way Liz could pull off a blonde streak.

The next day, an oblivious Joey is surprised to discover that Caitlin is upset with him and no longer wants to help him out with his classes.  “I thought you liked me,” Joey says, right before the end credits roll.  (To be clear, clueless Joey means “like” as in friendship.)  Poor Caitlin.  I can see where this is probably going to lead, with Caitlin doing Joey’s homework while Joey asks for advice about Liz.

This was a powerful episode, one that I think anyone could relate to.  Pat Mastroianni and Stacie Mistysyn both gave strong and likable performances and the show deserves a lot credit for realistically portraying their relationship.  I think everyone has been Caitlin at some point in their life.  Don’t worry, Caitlin — it’s going to get better!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 5/13/24 — 5/17/24


All in all, I’d rather be at Cannes.  Maybe next year!

Here’s what I watched, read, and listened to this week.

Films I Watched:

  1. Broadcast (2022)
  2. David Sanborn Live At Estival Jazz Lugano (2009)
  3. Decision (2012)
  4. Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself (2024)
  5. Fantastic Four (1994)
  6. He Went That Way (2024)
  7. Madame Web (2024)
  8. New Hope (2012)
  9. Orion and the Dark (2024)
  10. The Ox-Bow Incident (1943)
  11. The Painter (2024)
  12. Rebel Moon 2: The Scargiver (2024)
  13. Rope (1948)
  14. Run Lola Run (1998)
  15. Scars (2024)
  16. Teenage Monster (1953)
  17. Tell Me a Creepy Story (2023)
  18. Wanted Man (2024)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. Abbott Elementary
  2. Baywatch Nights
  3. Check It Out
  4. CHiPs
  5. Degrassi Junior High
  6. Dr. Phil
  7. Fantasy Island
  8. Friday the 13th: The Series
  9. Highway to Heaven
  10. Law & Order
  11. The Love Boat
  12. Malibu CA
  13. Miami Vice
  14. Monsters
  15. Night Music
  16. Seinfeld
  17. Spacey Unmasked
  18. T and T
  19. Welcome Back Kotter

Books I Read:

  1. The Man (1964) by Irving Wallace

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Adi Ulmansky
  2. Aly & AJ
  3. Avril Lavigne
  4. Britney Spears
  5. Charli XCX
  6. The Chemical Brothers
  7. Christina Aguilera
  8. David Hasselhoff
  9. David Sanborn
  10. ELO
  11. Icona Pop
  12. Julia Fox
  13. Ked Livanskiy
  14. Lenny Kravitz
  15. Saint Motel
  16. Taylor Swift
  17. UPSAHL
  18. X

Live Tweets:

  1. Fantastic Four
  2. Rope
  3. Run Lola Run
  4. Tell Me A Creepy Story

Trailers:

  1. Megalopolis 

New From Last Week:

  1. Actor Dabney Coleman Dies At 93
  2. Actress Barbara Fuller Dies At 102
  3. Playwright Samm-Art Williams Dies At 78
  4. Video Footage From 2016 Shows Sean “Diddy” Combs Allegedly Attacking Ex-Girlfriend Cassie
  5. Kevin Spacey Speaks to Chris Cuomo in First TV Appearance in Years: “I’m So Much Happier Today”
  6. Hugh Grant Was a Major Donor for a U.K. Charity Now at Center of BBC Exposé for Scamming Patrons
  7. ‘Megalopolis’ First Reactions: “Fevered Thoughts of a Precocious Child”
  8. Francis Ford Coppola Addresses ‘Megalopolis’ $120M Budget at Cannes Presser: “The Money Doesn’t Matter”
  9. Spider-Man ‘Noir’ Series Starring Nicolas Cage a Go at Amazon
  10. Marvel’s ‘Silk: Spider Society’ Dead at Amazon
  11. ‘Happy Gilmore 2’ Starring Adam Sandler Officially Ordered by Netflix

Links From Last Week:

  1. David Cronenberg Is Shrouded in Mystery — Even as He Bows a Painfully Personal Film at Cannes
  2. I Am My Own Woman
  3. Did You See The Portugese Meteor Show? Here’s The Video!
  4. The 77th Cannes Film Festival Is Here! I’ve Got A Few Inside Stories And Celebrities On The Red Carpet…
  5. Tater’s Week in Review 5/17/24

Links From The Site:

  1. Erin shared the covers of Battle Cry!
  2. Erin shared Dangerous Love, Climax, The Private Life of Eleanor, Naked Party, Nylon Jungle, New Widow, and Space Detective!
  3. I reviewed Degrassi Junior High, Miami Vice, CHiPs, Fantasy Island, Baywatch Nights, The Love Boat, Monsters, Malibu CA, Highway to Heaven, T and T, Friday the 13th, Welcome Back Kotter, and Check It Out!
  4. I reviewed Broken Angel, Rebel Moon Part 2, Scars, He Went That Way, The Painter, Wanted Man, Madame Web, and Orion and the Dark!
  5. I shared a music video from Aly & AJ!  
  6. I shared my week in television!
  7. I shared scenes from Woodstock, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Twister, The Ox-Bow Incident, Shadow of a Doubt, Used Cars, and Top Gun!
  8. I paid tribute to Albert Pyun, Frank Capra, Dennis Hopper, Danny Trejo, John Glen, Sofia Coppola, and Harvey Keitel!
  9. Jeff reviewed Landrush, Lawless Empire, Six-Gun Law, Gunning for Vengeance, The Desert Horseman, The Fantastic Four, and The Stranger From Ponca City!
  10. Jeff shared music videos from Slash and Demi Lovato, Nine Inch Nails, Savatage, Testament, Winger, and Iron Maiden!

More From Us:

  1. At my music site, I shared songs from Julia Fox, Avril Lavigne, Lenny Kravitz, UPSAHL, Charli XCX, David Hasselhoff, and Britney Spears!
  2. At her photography site, Erin shared Tree, Denton, Space Available, Flower, The Fence, The Sun Through A Window, and Looking Up At The Moon!
  3. At Days Without Incident, Leonard shared a song from Sting, Eric Clapton, and David Sanborn! 

Check out last week by clicking here!

The Films of 2024: Rebel Moon Part 2 — The Scargiver (dir by Zack Snyder)


In some other galaxy, a bunch of annoying farmers are living on the moon of Veldt.  The evil army of the Motherworld, led by Atticus Noble (Ed Skrein), wants to conquer the moon and steal all of the grain for themselves.  A bunch of rebels — including a long-winded former general named Titus (Djimon Hounsou) and painfully dull former solider of the evil empire named Kora (Sofia Boutella) — are on the moon and help the farmers prepare for battle.  And then the battle happens and the movie ends and somehow, it takes more than two hours to tell this extremely thin story.

Admittedly, I have not seen the first Rebel Moon but I doubt it makes much of a difference.  I’ve seen enough science fiction movies and enough Zack Snyder films that I feel like I can follow this sequel without having seen the first film.  In fact, the only question that I have as a result of not seeing the first film is whether the absolutely ludicrous flashback to Kora’s past was lifted from the first film or was it specifically shot for the sequel?  The flashback reveals that Kora became a rebel after her mentor attempted to frame her for the murder of a good space emperor and his family. I have to admit that the overwrought, slow motion-heavy flashback did inspire a few chuckles on my part.  There was an orchestra playing in the background of the scene and they continued to play, even while the emperor and his family were being murdered.  You have to wonder just what exactly the musicians were thinking while all of that was going on.

As for Rebel Moon Part Two, it has some nice visuals but the story is a mess and there are some moments that simply leave you wondering whether to laugh or sigh with frustration.  There’s the fact that the fearsome imperial spaceships are apparently fueled by men shoveling coal into a furnace.  There’s the fact that fearsome imperial space laser gun takes forever to aim and fire, presumably to give the rebels time to sabotage the ship.  (That seems like a pretty big design flaw.)  There’s the fact that the evil empire turns out to be so inept that it’s hard to feel like the farmers really needed to spend as much time training as they did.  By the end of the film, I felt like I probably could have beaten up the evil empire single-handedly.  They just weren’t that impressive.

The main problem is that the farmers were kind of annoying and, even when they finally did fight the evil empire, it was still hard to feel that they still didn’t have any control over their own fate.  First, they were being ordered around the bad guys.  Then, they were being ordered around by Titus and the rebels.  Titus, himself, is one of those annoying characters who can’t ever say anything without turning it into a speech.  On the one hand, Titus insists that the farmers don’t have much time to get ready.  On the other hand, Titus continually wants to waste what little time they have by giving a monologue.  Kora, meanwhile, rarely speaks.  This has less to do with her being a strong, silent warrior and instead it’s all about her not really having much of a personality.

The majority of the film’s runtime is taken up with the battle and it’s hard not to notice that for all of the explosions and presumed death, most of the main characters somehow manage to survive.  It left me thinking about we were supposed to celebrate the survival of the Daily Planet staff at the end of Man of Steel, despite the fact that thousands of others undoubtedly died while Superman and General Zod were ripping apart Metropolis.

To be clear, there are quite a few Zack Snyder films that I really do like.  I am not, by any means, an anti-Snyder person.  I thought Sucker Punch was a masterpiece.  I admire and respect what he did with Watchmen.  I’m not a fan of his work with the DCEU but then again, with the exception of the first Wonder Woman, I’m not really a fan of anyone’s work with the DCEU.  The important thing is that I think that, with the right material, Zack Snyder can be brilliant and I love the fact that, even in his lesser films, he still goes all out to bring his vision to life.  As a director, Snyder is not scared to go over-the-top with sweeping, dramatic moments.  He’s someone who understands that movies — especially action films — should be big.  But Rebel Moon 2 never really works.  If anything, it sometimes feels like Snyder on auto pilot.  I’ll always be willing to take a chance of Zack Snyder but I hope that doesn’t mean having to watch Rebel Moon 3.