Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 3.14 “Accidents Will Happen: Part One”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

This week, Degrassi goes there!

Episode 3.14 “Accidents Will Happen: Part One”

(Dir by Eleanore Lindo, originally aired on January 26th, 2004)

Jimmy, Spinner, and JT are planning on going to Buffalo so that they can see DJ Mad Bullets.  Toby wants to come as well but Jimmy’s no longer talking to Toby.  The official reason is because Toby’s stepsister, Ashley, broke Jimmy’s heart.  Another reason is that Toby keeps saying things like, “What up, dawg?” whenever he sees Jimmy.

When Toby overhears Jimmy saying that he won’t get to go to the concert if he doesn’t pass his Algebra midterm, Toby offers to hack into the school’s system and change Jimmy’s grade.  Jimmy says that he would be willing to take Toby to the concert in return.  Toby attempts to hack the system from his laptop but he accidentally gives Jimmy a grade of 8,888 instead of 88.  Toby’s laptop then dies.  Jimmy insists that Toby try again from the computer lab’s main console.  Of course, Mr. Raditch just happens to step into the lab and sees what Toby is doing.  Jimmy and Toby both get Saturday detention.  Jimmy tells Toby that, “You’re a fake rap fan.  You’re a fake computer hacker.  You’re just a fake.”  OUCH!  Painful …. but probably deserved.

Meanwhile, several students are sick with the stomach flu but that’s not why Manny runs from Ms. Kwan’s classroom so that she can throw up in the girls restroom.  Manny has also been in training for an upcoming gymnastics meet but that’s not why her period is several weeks late.  Manny asks Paige how she would know if someone used a condom.  I’ll admit that I always yell, “OH MY GOD!” whenever I hear Manny ask that question but look at it from Manny’s point of view.  She was raised in an extremely traditional household.  She was apparently very sheltered.  It’s totally believable that no one in her family ever talked to her about sex.  Craig was her first and, when Manny eventually asks him point blank if he used a condom, Craig says that he assumed she was on the pill.  OH MY GOD!  I just yelled it again.

After talking to Spike about what it was like when Spike got pregnant as a teenager, Manny finally takes a pregnancy test and gets a positive result.  Manny is scared.  Craig is overjoyed.  The guy who can’t even handle putting on a condom just can’t wait to be a father!

More than anything, this episode is about the importance of sex education.  Both Manny and Craig are about to deal with something that neither knows nothing about.  Ironically enough, this episode did not air in America until 2006, a full two years after it aired in Canada.  It was considered to be too controversial for America.  In America, the people who actually needed to see this episode were not allowed to.

This is a two-parter.  We’ll deal with the second part next week!

Happy Canada Day From The Shattered Lens!


Happy Canada Day!

Now, as our regular readers know, I absolutely adore Canada.  I love the people, I love the movies, and I especially love the television!  In honor of Canada Day, I thought I would share a great moment from Canadian history!

That moment, of course, is the night that Downtown Sasquatch defeated Hell Hath No Fury at the Toronto Battle of the Bands!  It was this victory that not only introduced Spinner Mason to the rest of the Toronto but it also launched Craig Manning into super stardom.

First, a little background.  Craig was one of the most popular students at Degrassi Community School but he shocked the entire student body when he cheated on his girlfriend, Ashley Kerwin, with Manny Santos.  The end result is that Manny ended up pregnant and had to get an abortion.  Ashley, meanwhile, challenged her rage by forming a band called Hell Hath No Fury.  Hell Hath No Fury specialized in singing songs about how much they hated Craig.

Craig, of course, was already the lead singer for Downtown Sasquatch.  When it came time to write a song for the upcoming battle of the bands, Craig was stunned to discover that his band would be competing against Hell Hath No Fury.  Craig was hit with writer’s block.  With Craig unable to come up with lyrics for a new song, drummer Spinner Mason and guitarist Jimmy Brooks decided to try to help out.  Here’s what they came up with:

Things looked bleak for Downtown Sasquatch.  Things looked even bleaker when, on the night of the battle of the band and with Craig still unable to write, Hell Hath No Fury — while wearing shirts that portrayed Craig burning in Hell — performed their anti-Craig anthem, Mr. Nice Guy:

When Downtown Sasquatch took the stage, it was as a power trio.  Craig had mysteriously disappeared.  Bravely, Spinner attempted to kill time but it was obvious that the audience had turned against Downtown Sasquatch.  The future of Canadian music was in peril.

Then, suddenly, Craig returned, walking out on stage with freshly written lyrics in his hands.  The rest is history:

Happy Canada Day, everyone!

LOVE YOU, CANADA!