Horror Review: Dark Night of the Scarecrow (dir. by Frank De Felitta)


“You may think you’re getting off free, but there’s other justice in this world besides the law!” — Mrs. Ritter

Frank De Felitta’s Dark Night of the Scarecrow is one of those deceptively modest horror movies that earns its power through atmosphere, patience, and an unusually bitter sense of injustice. Originally made for television in 1981, it has none of the glossy excess or elaborate effects work associated with many theatrical horror releases of its era. What it does have is a sharply constructed premise, a remarkable villain performance from Charles Durning, and a quiet rural setting that becomes steadily more unnerving as the story moves from tragedy into supernatural revenge. It is the kind of film that understands a scarecrow is already an inherently creepy image; it does not need to overexplain or overuse that image to make it work.

The story takes place in a small Southern town where Bubba Ritter, played by Larry Drake, is a gentle, developmentally disabled man whose closest friend is a young girl named Marylee Williams. Their friendship is innocent and affectionate, but it is viewed with suspicion by Otis P. Hazelrigg, a cruel local mail carrier with a personal grudge against Bubba. When Marylee is attacked by a dog and briefly goes missing, Hazelrigg turns the situation into an accusation, convincing three other men that Bubba has harmed the girl. Before anyone bothers to learn the truth, the men hunt Bubba down, shoot him, and stage the scene to make it appear as though he was armed. It is a brutal opening act precisely because the movie refuses to treat its central tragedy as an excuse for cheap melodrama. Bubba is not a monster, and the men who kill him are not panicked heroes making an understandable mistake. They are cowardly, angry men who allow prejudice and resentment to become a death sentence.

That foundation is what separates Dark Night of the Scarecrow from a standard slasher or revenge movie. The supernatural material only becomes effective because the human evil comes first. Bubba’s death is not merely a plot device to unleash a vengeful ghost; it is the film’s moral wound. De Felitta, a veteran novelist as well as the director, approaches the story with an eye for the emotional damage left behind by that act. The film slows down after the killing, allowing the town to sit with the consequences while Hazelrigg becomes increasingly paranoid that Bubba has returned from the grave.

Charles Durning is the movie’s secret weapon. Hazelrigg is one of those villains who is frightening not because he is physically unstoppable, but because he is such a believable bully. Durning gives him a sweaty, blustering confidence that gradually rots into panic. He is the sort of man who believes his position in the community gives him the right to make judgments about everyone else, and he has no trouble manipulating weaker men into sharing responsibility for his own cruelty. Durning never plays Hazelrigg as a cartoonish sadist. Even when he is snarling threats or trying to cover up the murder, there is something painfully recognizable about him: a man who has built his identity around authority and cannot bear the possibility that he has been exposed as morally bankrupt.

Hazelrigg’s hatred of Bubba also has a nasty layer of projection to it. The movie never outright says he is a pedophile, but it heavily implies it through his creepy interest in Marylee, the way he watches her, and Mrs. Ritter’s pointed remarks. That makes his obsessive claim that Bubba is a threat even more grotesque: Hazelrigg seems to be accusing Bubba of the impulses he cannot admit in himself. The implication makes his hostility toward their friendship feel less like misplaced civic concern and more like jealousy, possessiveness, and a desperate effort to hide his own corruption behind moral outrage. It is one of the film’s darkest touches, especially because it remains mostly beneath the surface rather than being presented as a blunt plot revelation.

Larry Drake has a more difficult task because Bubba spends much of the movie absent, concealed, or transformed into a possible supernatural presence. Yet his early scenes are essential. Drake makes Bubba sweet and childlike without turning him into an object of pity or a collection of mannerisms. His relationship with Marylee, played warmly by Tonya Crowe, gives the film its emotional center. There is genuine tenderness in the way Bubba helps her, plays with her, and treats her with uncomplicated kindness. That sweetness makes the later violence feel all the more ugly. Marylee’s grief also carries real weight, because she is one of the only people who completely understands that Bubba was innocent.

The scarecrow itself is used with admirable restraint. There are no elaborate explanations about ancient curses, possession, or elaborate rules governing the entity. The film instead lets the audience wonder whether Bubba’s spirit has actually returned, whether the scarecrow is a physical vessel for vengeance, or whether Hazelrigg is simply losing his mind under the pressure of guilt. That ambiguity gives the movie much of its lasting chill. A scarecrow standing in a distant field, visible at the edge of a frame or appearing where it should not be, is often more frightening than a clearly defined monster charging at the camera. De Felitta recognizes that the image is powerful because it is still, silent, and vaguely human without actually being human.

The television origins are noticeable in some ways. The pacing is deliberate, the violence is largely implied rather than graphic, and the production is understandably small-scale. But those limitations wind up serving the movie. The lack of gore forces the film to emphasize suggestion, shadows, sound, and the ominous openness of its rural setting. Cornfields, dirt roads, farm equipment, abandoned buildings, and dark porches all become part of the film’s horror vocabulary. It feels less like a slick studio shocker and more like a regional ghost story someone might tell you after dark, the kind where the details are simple but the moral is savage.

De Felitta also has a good sense of escalation. The revenge scenes are not huge set pieces, but they are memorable because each one turns something ordinary into a source of menace. The scarecrow’s presence becomes a warning that the men involved in Bubba’s death cannot escape what they did. Instead of relying on body counts alone, the movie builds suspense around Hazelrigg’s growing desperation. Every time he sees the scarecrow—or thinks he sees it—his confidence cracks a little further. The real terror is not just that the dead may be coming for him. It is that there may be no way to outrun the truth.

The ending delivers the kind of grimly satisfying horror-movie justice that the story has earned. It is not triumphant in a cheerful sense, because nothing can undo the tragedy that put the plot in motion. Still, there is a bleak pleasure in watching Hazelrigg finally face the consequences of his actions. The film’s revenge is measured rather than sadistic, and that makes it more effective. It feels like a judgment rather than a spectacle.

Despite its TV roots, Dark Night of the Scarecrow has become a very underrated horror film, with many genre aficionados lauding it as one of the best horror films made, period. That reputation is understandable. It is not the loudest or bloodiest horror film of the early 1980s, and viewers expecting a fast-paced scarecrow slasher may initially be surprised by how much time it spends on character, grief, and small-town malice. But that is exactly why it endures. The film has a soul beneath its scares, and its simple supernatural premise gains force from the cruelty of the world around it.

Ultimately, Dark Night of the Scarecrow works because it never forgets that its monster is born from human wrongdoing. The scarecrow is frightening, but Hazelrigg and the mob that follows him are worse because they are entirely plausible. Frank De Felitta turns a compact television movie into a haunting morality tale about prejudice, guilt, repression, and the terrible cost of refusing to see another person’s humanity. Its effects may be modest, but its mood is potent, its villain is unforgettable, and its final image lingers like something standing motionless at the far end of a field.

The TSL Horror Grindhouse: The Fifth Floor (dir by Howard Avedis)


In 1977’s The Fifth Floor, Dianne Hull plays Kelly McIntyre.

Kelly is a college student by day and a disco dancer by night!  Unfortunately, after someone spikes her drink at the discotheque and she suffers an overdose, she becomes a full-time patient at a mental asylum.  Neither the head doctor (Mel Ferrer) nor the head nurse (Julia Adams, who once swam with The Creature From The Black Lagoon)  believes her claim that her drink was spiked.  Judged to be suicidal and delusional, Kelly is sent to the Fifth Floor!

While her boyfriend (John David Carson) tries to convince the authorities that she’s not insane, Kelly adjusts to life on the Fifth Floor.  She befriend Cathy (Patti D’Arbanville).  She encourages her fellow patients to dance and enjoy themselves.  She tries to escape on multiple occasions.  She draws the unwanted attention of a male orderly named Carl (Bo Hopkins, giving a wonderfully sinister performance).  A sadist equipped with down-home country charm, Carl has got all of his co-workers convinced that he’s a great guy.  The patients, though, know that Carl is a petty authoritarian who enjoys showing off his power.  (“I’m just doing my job,” is the excuse whenever he’s challenged.)  Carl takes an obsessive interest in Kelly and soon, Kelly is not only trying to get her life back but also trying to escape from Carl’s cruel intentions.

Most film directories list The Fifth Floor as being a horror film and certainly, there are elements of the horror genre to be found in the film.  The smooth-talking and nonchalantly cruel Carl is certainly a horrific character and Kelly’s attempts to escape from the asylum capture the very primal fear of not having any control over one’s life.  That said, The Fifth Floor owes greater debt to One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest than to the typical slasher film.  Kelly is a rebel who brings the patients in the ward together.  Much as in Cuckoo’s Nest, the nurses and the orderlies use the threat of electro-shock treatment to keep the patients under control.

It’s not a bad film, though it definitely has its slow spots and I do wish the film had embraced its own sordidness with a bit more style.  I’m a history nerd so I appreciated the fact that The Fifth Floor was so obviously a product of its time.  Any film that features the heroine showing off her disco moves before being taken to a mental hospital is going to hold my interest.  That said, the most interesting thing about the film are some of the familiar faces in the cast.  For instance, Earl Boen — who played so many authority figures over the course of his career and appeared as a psychiatrist in the early Terminator films — plays a patient who wears a NASA jacket.  The always intimidating Anthony James plays the most violent patient.  Michael Berryman and Tracey Walter appear as background patients.

And then you’ve got Robert Englund, cast here as Benny.  Benny is the most gentle of the patients, a prankster who befriends Kelly.  It’s always so interesting to see the type of roles that Englund played before he was cast as Freddy Krueger in A Nightmare On Elm Street.  In this film, Englund is so goofy and friendly that you actually find yourself worrying about something happening to him.  Englund’s role is small but his amiable nerdiness definitely makes an impression.

The Fifth Floor opens and ends with a title card telling us that the film is based on a true story.  Sure, it was.

Retro Television Reviews: The Love Boat 3.25 “Celebration/Captain Papa/Honeymoon Pressure”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing the original Love Boat, which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1986!  The series can be streamed on Paramount Plus!

This week, an important question is finally answered!

Episode 3.25 “Celebration/Captain Papa/Honeymoon Pressure”

(Dir by Richard Kinon, originally aired on March 29th, 1980)

Ever since Vicki first came aboard the ship, I have been wondering how exactly a 12 year-old can live (and apparently work) on an ocean liner.  One of my main questions has concerned how she is getting an education while sailing back and forth to Mexico.

With this episode, I finally got my answer.  When social worker Susan Stoddard (Lois Nettleton) boards the ship to decide whether or not to recommend that the Captain be given custody of Vicki, one of the first question that she asks is about school.

“Chief Petty Officer Dooley has a master’s in education,” Stubing replies, before saying that this never-before-mentioned character served as Vicki’s tutor.

Well, I’m glad that’s been cleared up.  Still, it is interesting that we’ve never before seen or even heard of this Dooley character.  We don’t even see Dooley in this episode.  You would think the social worker would want to talk to the person who is in charge of Vicki’s education.  Instead, Susan sees the rest of the crew, all of whom try to be on their best behavior in order to convince her that the Love Boat is not the floating HR nightmare that we all know it is.

(Still, at least the crew tried.  I’m surprised Doctor Bricker didn’t just try to sleep with her or something….)

This would be a really depressing episode of the Captain wasn’t awarded custody.  Luckily, Susan is so impressed by the crew that she says she will definitely file a positive report.  As she put it, Vicki not only has one wonderful parent.  She has “Five wonderful parents!”  Let’s see — Stubing, Julie, Gopher, Isaac, Doc …. yep, that’s five.  I’m sure Chief Petty Officer Dooley appreciates being left out of the group.

Isaac has more to worry about than just Captain Stubing’s situation.  Isaac is convinced that an old man named Gordon (Noah Beery, Jr.) is bank robber!  Gordon, who works as a bank guard at the port, is sailing on the Love Boat with his wife of 30 years, Betty (Alice Faye).  Gordon is spending a lot of money.  Isaac worries that Gordon stole the money but actually, it turns out that Gordon is just spending his life savings because his wife is in poor health and he wants to make sure that she has a wonderful vacation.  Unfortunately, Gordon spends too much on a diamond ring.  His wife, realizing what Gordon has done, secretly exchanges the ring for a cheaper one and tells her husband that she doesn’t need a life of luxury.  She just needs him.  Awwwwwww!  What a sweet old couple.

Finally, there are two real criminals on the boat.  Ralph (Norman Alden) and Ben (Richard Bakalyan) are two mob enforces who have been sent to accompany the boss’s daughter (Eve Plumb) on her honeymoon with her un-connected husband, Mark (Sal Viscuso).  Ralph and Ben’s presence makes Mark so uncomfortable that he can’t even consummate his marriage.  Ralph and Ben try to make things romantic for the couple.  Eventually, Doc Bricker tells the gangsters that Mark has a fictional disease, which causes Ralph and Ben to back off.  The married couple finally gets to celebrate their honeymoon.  But Mark still married into a mafia family so he’ll probably be machine-gunned as soon as he steps off the boat.

With the exception of the stupid Mafia story, this was a sweet episode.  I’m glad things worked out for the old couple and for Vicki and the Captain.  The Love Boat is not really a show that you watch for the acting but Gavin MacLeod’s natural sincerity always served him well whenever the show focused on his role as Vicki’s father.  Plus, I no longer have to worry about whether or not Vicki is going to have more than a sixth grade education.  So that’s a good thing.

Back to School Part II #22: Three O’Clock High (dir by Phil Joanou)


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For the next entry in my back to school series of reviews, I want to say a few words about the 1987 comedy, Three O’Clock High.

I have no idea how Three O’Clock High did when it was originally released into theaters.  I know, I know — I could just look it up on Wikipedia or the imdb but I’m lazy and, besides, I hate that whole idea that box office success is somehow synonymous with quality.  That said, Three O’Clock High is one of those films that seems to be in a permanent cable rotation (seriously, it always seems to be playing somewhere and there’s always a few people on twitter talking about how excited they are about coming across it) and I kind of hope that it did well when it was originally released.  It’s an entertaining and genuinely funny little high school comedy.

Three O’Clock High tells the story of Jerry (Casey Siemaszko).  Jerry is a high school student, one of those kids who is a bit anonymous.  He’s kind of a nerd but so much of a nerd that he painfully sticks out of the crowd at this school.

You know who does stick out of the crowd?  Buddy Revell (Richard Tyson).  Buddy is the new kid at school.  He’s a big, hulking, and rather intimidating figure and he comes with quite a fearsome repuations.  All anyone can talk about are the stories that they’ve heard about Buddy’s dangerous past.  The one thing that the rumors all have in common is that Buddy does not like to be touched.  In fact, it appears that his aversion to being touched has made him the most dangerous high school student in the country.

The first hour of Jerry’s school day is spent working at the school newspaper and, of course, his teacher has a bright idea.  Why not welcome Buddy to the school by interviewing him!?  Sure, why not!?  Everyone loves to be interviewed!  And why not get Jerry to do the interview?

The problem is that Buddy doesn’t want to be interviewed.  And, once he realizes that Buddy not only doesn’t want to talk to him but is actually getting rather annoyed with him (this may be because Jerry chooses to approach Buddy in the boy’s bathroom), Jerry asks Buddy to forget that he even bothered him and then reaches over and punches him on the arm.

Of course, this leads to Buddy announcing that he and Jerry are going to have a fight.  At 3 pm.  In the school parking lot…

The rest of the film plays out like a surrealistic, teen-centered parody of High Noon, with Jerry desperately trying to figure out a way to avoid the fight.  He tries to frame Buddy by placing a switchblade in his locker, just to have Buddy use the knife to disable his car, effectively trapping Jerry at the school.  He tries to help Buddy cheat on a test.  He tries to get the principal to kick him out of school.  He even tries bribery!

But ultimately, three o’clock arrives and Jerry must face his destiny…

Three O’Clock High is cheerfully cartoonish and rather entertaining little film.  Director Phil Joanou pays homage to a countless number of other films, often framing the high school action like a Spaghetti western stand-off and, when the final fight arrives, it’s just as wonderfully over-the-top and silly as you could hope for.  Casey Siemaszko, who was also in Secret Admirer, is perfectly cast as Jerry and Richard Tyson is both funny and intimidating as Buddy.  Meanwhile, ineffectual adults are played by everyone from Philip Baker Hall to Jeffrey Tambor to Mitch Pileggi.  There’s a not a subtle moment to be found in Three O’Clock High but the relentless stylization definitely works to the film’s advantage.

I’d keep an eye out for the next time that Three O’Clock High shows up on Showtime.  It’s an entertaining film about teens doing what teens have to do.