Star Trek: The Next Generation, Mirror Broken- Review By Case Wright


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Happy Horrorthon!!! This review is going to be a deep dive into eeeeeeevil nerdism.  I understand that not everyone reads this site is a techie nerd, BUUUUUUT I think we have a healthy plurality. Nothing is better than to merge an evil universe with my love of Star Trek.

I’m going to give brief recap of the Star Trek Mirror Universe.  There’s a parallel universe in Star Trek that basically capitalist/imperialist.  In that timeline, humans are aggressive and conquered the Vulcans.  You can tell they are evil because they are avaricious and have beards- Think if Seattle/Portland went less drum circle and went more Roman.  It’s common to kill your superior to advance in the chain of command, it’s totally capitalist, and more fun in some ways because it’s a lot less model UN and much more Model Viking.

The evil universe never appeared in the Next Generation, but it did appear in Star Trek: The Original Series and then the second tier properties of Enterprise, Deep Space Nine and Voyager.  In those second tier properties, they set up a timeline that when the “Good Kirk” encouraged Spock to be reformist, it worked.  Too bad for Earth because the Empire got attacked by the other Alien Races we conquered and now Humans are pushed back to their solar system and will likely to be conquered.

Where there’s life, there’s hope.  In this comic, the writers Steven and David Tipton imagine if Jean Luc Picard was an uncompromising badass who is determined to bring the Terran Empire back to its former glory. How does he do this besides being really JACKED? Picard sets out to steal the Galaxy Class Enterprise.  This creates a great heist story, but it’s also super fun because it explores all of the old characters from the Next Generation and I mean ALL! There are character that were all but extras in Next Generation that are featured in the background of the book.  There are so many interesting takes on our old heroes.  Barclay is cunning, Data is experimenting with Borg-technology, and Geordie has his paramour from Next Gen, but she’s an alcoholic.  It’s so fun to go down this rabbit hole.

Back to the story, Picard assembles our familiar crew and seizes the Galaxy Class Enterprise for his own.  He could just take off and be rich, but he doesn’t.  Through some cool maneuvers, Picard decimates the Klingons and Cardassians …..nooooooo not the ones with large posteriors …. the ones with the krinkly heads.  Anyway, they go on war rampage and look like they might actually get to restore the Terran Empire!

TERRANS UNITE!

TEee

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Horror Film Review: Near Dark (dir by Kathryn Bigelow)


The 1987 film Near Dark is the story of two American families.

The Coltons are a family of ranchers living Oklahoma.  Loy Colton (Tim Thomerson) is the patriarch, keeping a watchful eye on his children, Caleb (Adrian Pasdar) and Sarah (Marcie Leeds).  Caleb is a cowboy and a nice guy, even if he does seem to be a little bit too naive for his own good.  After Caleb disappears one night, Loy and Sarah start their own search, traveling across the back roads of the Southwest.

The other family may not share any biological relation to one another but they definitely share blood.  They’re a group of outcasts who have found each other and now spend their nights searching for people who can satisfy their hunger.  They’re vampires, even though that’s not a word that they tend to use.  (In fact, for all the blood-sucking that goes on throughout the film, the term “vampire” is never actually heard.)  At night, they’re all-powerful but during the day, even the slightly exposure to the sun can set them on fire.

The patriarch of this family is Jesse Hooker (Lance Henriksen), a scarred war veteran.  Jesse will do anything to protect the members of his family but he expects each of them to pull their weight.  At one point, when Jesse is asked how old he is, he says that he fought for the South and that the South lost.

Jesse’s girlfriend is Diamondback (Jenette Goldstein), who is just as ruthless as Jesse.  Filling the role of oldest son is Severen (Bill Paxton), a cocky gunslinger with a quick smile and cruel sense of humor.  Homer (Joshua Miller) appears to be a 12 year-old boy but he’s actually one of the older and more violent members of the family.  And then there’s Mae (Jenny Wright), the rebellious daughter.

Mae is the one who first met and bit Caleb.  She’s the one who turned Caleb into one of them, though it takes Caleb a while to not only discover but also understand what he’s become.  When Caleb tries to escape from Mae and his new family, he becomes violently ill.  He can no longer eat human food but, at the same time, he can’t bring himself to hunt.  Instead, he’s forced to drink whatever blood Mae can provide for him.  Even when Jesse’s group attacks a redneck bar, one cowboy manages to escape, specifically because Caleb cannot bring himself to kill him.

What is Caleb to do?  He can’t return to his old family, as much as he may want to.  (It doesn’t help that Homer has developed an obsession with Caleb’s sister, Sarah.)  At the same time, his new family says that they’re going to kill him unless he starts hunting for blood.  They only thing keeping Caleb alive is the fact that Mae likes him and even she’s telling him that he’s going to have to hunt.

Meanwhile, Loy continues his own hunt, the hunt for his son….

Long before she became the first female director to win an Oscar for The Hurt Locker, Kathryn Bigelow directed this stylish vampire film.  Visually, Bigelow emphasizes the emptiness of the Southwestern plains.  Looking at the desolate landscape, it’s easy to believe that Jesse and his family could use them to successfully hide from the rest of the world.  It’s also just as easy to believe that a well-meaning but not particularly bright young man like Caleb could get lost and not be able to find his way home.  Bigelow turns the vampire family into a group of modern-day outlaws, crossing the land in their sun-proofed vehicles and trying to stay one step ahead of modern-day posses made up by concerned families and law enforcement officers who don’t know what they’re getting into.

Even if not for Bigelow’s stylish direction, the film would be a classic for just the cast alone.  Henriksen, Paxton, and Goldstein all previously appeared in James Cameron’s Aliens and they have a camaraderie that feels real.  In fact, the vampires work so well together that it’s impossible not to kind of admire them.  They’ve got it together and, even when faced with an army of police officers determined to make them step out into the sunlight, they don’t lose their sardonic sense of humor.  The much missed Bill Paxton’s performance is a hyperactive marvel, both menacing and sexy at the same time.  Meanwhile, Jenny Wright and Adrian Pasdar have a likable chemistry as Mae and Caleb while Tim Thomerson makes Loy’s love and concern for his son feel so real that adds an unexpected emotional depth to the overall movie.  The script, written by Eric Red and Bigelow, is full of quotable dialogue and the cast takes full advantage of it.

Near Dark is vampire classic and definitely one to watch this Halloween season.

Horror on the Lens: Night Slaves (dir by Ted Post)


For today’s horror on the lens, we have the 1970 made-for-TV movie, Night Slaves!

In this atmospheric film, an estranged married couple (James Franciscus and Lee Grant) find themselves in a small town.  It seems like a friendly enough place.  I mean, Leslie Nielsen is the sheriff!  How could anything go wrong in a town protected by Leslie Nielsen?

However, at night, the town changes.  Only Franciscus seems to notice all of the townspeople wandering about like zombies.  Is he going crazy or has he stumbled across something sinister?

You’ll have to watch find out!

Enjoy!

Music Video of the Day: Possum Kingdom by The Toadies (1994, dir by Thomas Mignone)


I was really excited when I first came across this video because I assumed that it was about a bunch of possums.

Then I found out that actually, the song was named after Possum Kingdom Lake, which is a real lake down here in Texas.  Unfortunately, I’ve never seen any possums at Possum Kingdom Lake but I assume that there must be a few around because, otherwise, the name would be inaccurate, right?

Anyway, when I first heard the song, I thought it was about a vampire.  Then I had my BFF Evelyn listen to it and she thought it was about a serial killer.  It turns out that we’re both wrong.  According to the lead singer of the Toadies, the song was actually about a ghost who was inviting someone to join him in the netherworld.

By the way, this video was shot in Dallas.  Woo hoo!  Overall, it’s a good song, though the “so help me, Jesus” stuff feels a bit forced.  And it’s a good video, full of atmosphere and menace.  It’s a perfect video for our October Horrorthon!

Enjoy!

Lisa’s Week In Review: 10/1/18 — 10/7/18


Horrorthon is underway!

Movies I Watched:

  1. Beat the Devil (1953)
  2. The Brotherhood (1968)
  3. The Encounter (2011)
  4. The French Connection (1971)
  5. Full Circle (1981)
  6. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
  7. Lizard in a Woman’s Skin (1971)
  8. A Mother’s Worst Fear (2018)
  9. No Escape Room (2018)
  10. A Star is Born (2018)
  11. Venom (2018)
  12. Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)
  13. Who Saw Her Die? (1972)
  14. You Might Be The Killer (2018)
  15. Zombie Nightmare (1986)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. Alfred Hitchcock Presents
  2. American Horror Story
  3. Better Call Saul
  4. Dancing With The Stars
  5. The Deuce
  6. Doctor Phil
  7. Face the Truth
  8. Fear the Walking Dead
  9. Fixer Upper
  10. Ghost Whisperer
  11. Ghostly Encounters
  12. Hell’s Kitchen
  13. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
  14. King of the Hill
  15. Last Call With Carson Daly
  16. Manifest
  17. A Million Little Things
  18. New Amsterdam
  19. Night Gallery
  20. One Step Beyond
  21. The Purge
  22. South Park
  23. Survivor 37
  24. Thriller
  25. Twilight Zone
  26. Van Helsing
  27. The Walking Dead
  28. You
  29. ZNation

Books I Read:

  1. The Killer Inside Me (1952) by Jim Thompson

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Armin Van Buuren
  2. Avicii
  3. Avril Lavigne
  4. Basshunter
  5. Beck
  6. Big Data
  7. Bradley Cooper
  8. Calvin Harris
  9. Cedric Gervais
  10. Charli XCX
  11. David Guetta
  12. Dillon Francis
  13. Goblin
  14. Icona Pop
  15. Jakalope
  16. Jake Bugg
  17. Jarina de Marco
  18. Josef Salvat
  19. Karin Park
  20. Lady Gaga
  21. LCD Soundstystem
  22. Martin Garrix
  23. Sleigh Bells
  24. Swedish House Mafia
  25. Taylor Swift
  26. Thom Yorke
  27. Tiesto
  28. The Ting Tings
  29. twenty one pilots
  30. Zedd

Links From Last Week:

  1. On her photography site, Erin shared: One Fall Day, Dark Gray, Purple, Tis The Season For Halloween Cookies, It’s Still The Season For Halloween Cookies, Tree Limbs at Night, and Black-and-White Tree.
  2. On my music site, I shared music from Cedric Gervais, Karin Park, LCD Soundsystem, Jarina de Marco, Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, and Beck.
  3. On Horror Critic, I reviewed Lisa, House of Dark Shadows, Night of Dark Shadows, I Was A Teenage Werewolf, I Was A Teenage Frankenstein, Night Slaves, and Reeker!
  4. At Sleeping Lisa, I shared a dream about reality TV! 
  5. At the Reality TV Chat Blog, I wrote about the latest episode of Survivor!
  6. At SyFy Designs, I wrote about why we should repeal the 17th Amendment!
  7. Character Actor Scott Wilson 1942–2018
  8. Why is there so much Hell in video games and so little Heaven?
  9. John Carpenter’s ‘They Live’ Was Supposed to Be a Warning. We Didn’t Heed It. We Didn’t Even Understand It.
  10. Aziz Ansari’s New Standup Tour Is a Cry Against Extreme Wokeness
  11. To PG-13 or Not To PG-13?
  12. Chronicles of Narnia heads to Netflix
  13. Banksy art ‘self-destructs’ right after selling for $1.4M at auction
  14. A Century Of Film: Suspense Films
  15. Dying, lying, and you
  16. Welcome To Venice! Arriving By Boat To The World’s Most Magical Floating City!

Links From The Site:

(Over 100 posts in one week!  That’s why I love October….)

  1. Leonard reviewed Venom!
  2. Erin welcomed us to October and asked if we were scared of snakes.  She shared the following artwork: Twin Vampires Getting Ready For A Night Out, Burn Witch Burn, Alone in the Dark, The Amazing Transparent Man, The Bat People, Cannibal Girls, and Cult of the Cobra!
  3. Gary took a look at The Invisible RayGahan Wilson, Strange Brew, Werewolf of London, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Bride of Frankenstein, The Black Cat, The Invisible Man, Secret of the Blue Room. and Frankenstein!
  4. Jeff shared his weekly trailer round-up and music videos from Stabbing Westward, Candlemass, Echo and the Bunnymen, KISS, Lordi, another video from Lordi, and Alice Cooper!  He reviewed Shock ‘Em DeadZombie Nightmare, Cthulhu Mansion, Ticks, Happy Hell Night, Voodoo, and American Crime!
  5. Case reviewed All The Boys Love Mandy Lane, I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House, Harrow County, Gerald’s Game, and American Vampire!
  6. Ryan reviewed Tinderella, Nocturne, and A Lone Deer At The End of the World.  He also shared his weekly reading round-up!
  7. I reviewed Don’t Look Now, Raiders of the Living DeadGhost Whisperer, Ratman, Carrie, Hellmaster, Mom and Dad, Hatchet for the Honeymoon, 666, Christina’s House, Jaws 3, The Last Shark, The Zero Factor, Bait, A Quiet Place, Cannibal Apocalypse, The Killer Inside Me, The Cannibal Man, Unsane, Who Saw Her Die, Night of the Ripper, Bits and Pieces, From Within, The Long Hair of Death, Rapture, Rasputin the mad monk, Invaders From Mars, A Lizard In A Woman’s Skin, and Frankenstein: The First 200 Years!  I also invited you to start your day by watching Robot Monster, What Waits Below, The Lodger, Cast A Deadly Spell, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Equinox, and The Tower!  I invited you to end your day with TV episodes like The Death WaltzTo Serve Man, The Mask, Delusion, Earthquake, Yours Truly Jack the Ripper, and Make Me Not A Witch!  I shared scenes that I love from They LiveThe Wizard of Oz, Pandora’s Box, A Quiet Place, The Shining, and Glen or Glenda!  I shared 4 Shots From 4 Films that paid tribute to Martian invaders, witches, the London fog, non-Martian invaders, crazy nature, dysfunctional families, and the year 1973!  Finally, I shared my Oscar predictions for October!
  8. Arleigh reviewed Hold the Dark.  He shared a scene from Ghost Ship, a song from Prince of Darkness, the latest Hellboy poster art, and the latest trailer for The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina!

(Want to see what I accomplished last week, before the madness of Horrorthon set in?  Click here!)

“Happy Halloween!”

Horror on TV: One Step Beyond 3.3 “The Death Waltz” (dir by John Newland)


Tonight’s episode of One Step Beyond is called The Death Waltz.  It’s about what happens when, in 1860, two calvary officers fall in love with the same young woman, Lillie (Elizabeth Montgomery).  Lillie has a great time playing the two men against each other but, when one of them is killed by Apaches, she rather heartlessly goes to a dance with the surviving suitor.

Unfortunately, for her, the dead man’s ghost decides to go to the dance as well….

The episode originally aired on October 4th, 1960.

Enjoy!

The TSL’s Horror Grindhouse: Raiders of the Living Dead (dir by Samuel M. Sherman and Brett Piper)


Wow, were to even begin?

The 1986 film Raiders Of The Living Dead is not an easy movie to describe.  It’s a film that somehow manages mix terrorists, zombies, journalists, movie theaters, a sociopathic kid who somehow invents a death ray, and the Three Stooges.  If that makes it sound like something you want to see …. well, good.  You should see this movie, just so you can say that you’ve had the experience.

On the plus side, Raiders of the Living Dead opens with one of the most brilliant songs that I’ve ever heard.  Seriously, take a listen and then ask yourself why Olivia Cooke was covering Bob Dylan in Life Itself instead of this song:

So, I know what you’re asking.  “What’s this movie about?”

I’m not really sure.  Here’s what I can tell you.

The movie opens with a truck apparently being hijacked.  At least, I think it was a hijacking.  A guy jumped in a truck and drove off with it and then some police cars started following him down a country road so I’m going to assume that some sort of law was broken.  Anyway, the truck gets away because a dump truck pulls in front of the police cars.  The dump truck driver isn’t an accomplice or anything.  He’s just having engine trouble.  I guess the cops just decided they had wasted enough time chasing the other truck so they decided to just sit around and watch the dump truck driver work on his engine.

Suddenly, we’re in a nuclear power plant!  Oh my God, a terrorist is trying to blow the place up!  That will lead to an environmental catastrophe and …. oh never mind.  Two SWAT guys just showed up and shot the terrorist with a taser and then the terrorist stumbled into a circuit box and got electrocuted so I guess that’s a god thing.

Now, I’m not sure how either of these scenes are connected to the rest of the film.  In fact, we soon abandon the nuclear power plant so that we can send time with Jonathan (Scott Schwartz, the same kind who got his tongue stuck to the flag pole in A Christmas Story) and his grandfather, Dr. Corstairs (Robert Allen).  Dr Corstairs is having trouble with whatever the 80s equivalent of a DVD player is and he gives it Jonathan to see if he can fix it.  Somehow, Jonathan turns it into a death ray and accidentally atomizes his pet hamster.  Jonathan never seems to be too upset over killing his pet, which leads me to suspect that Jonathan is a sociopath.

Meanwhile, there’s a reporter named Morgan (Robert Deveau), who drags his girlfriend with him to an old farmhouse in the middle of the night.  He says that he’s investigating something for a story but I think he just has a thing for farmhouses.  Anyway, they get attacked by zombies.  Morgan escapes.  His girlfriend doesn’t.  Morgan never seems to be too upset about it, proving that Morgan is as much of a sociopath as Jonathan.

Anyway, Morgan goes into hiding, which in this case means getting a room in a nearby boarding house and looking for clues at the library.  He also gets a new girlfriend named Shelley (Donna Asali).  They go to a Three Stooges film festival together.  They watch a Three Stooges short which means that viewers of Raiders of the Living Dead also have to watch it.  This actually happens more than once.

Anyway, it’s all somehow connected to a mad scientist who is creating zombies out in a deserted prison somewhere.  I’m not really sure how it all connects and neither is the film.  Jonathan’s death ray does kind of play a role in resolving the whole zombie subplot but to be honest, I was so curious about why no one was freaking out about a kid having a death ray that it was sometimes hard to focus on just what exactly was going on at the prison.

So, this is a very strange film.  Apparently, it was shot over a lengthy period of time, with footage being shot until the production ran out of money and then filming resuming whenever some more money came in.  That probably explains why Raiders of the Living Dead seems to actually be five or six films in one.  As bad as the film is, I am going to give it a cautious recommendation just because it’s so damn weird that I think everyone should experience it at least once.

Plus, I love that theme song!

Faust Goes Metal: Shock ‘Em Dead (1991, directed by Mark Freed)


Spastic Colon, an up-and-coming metal band, desperately needs a new guitarist, so much so that they allow a nerdy pizza boy named Martin (Stephen Quadros) to come in off the street and audition.  Martin, with his thick glasses and his total lack of talent, blows the audition and is told to leave and never return.  Not only does Martin lose his chance to be a rock star but he also loses his job when his boss (Aldo Ray) fires him for leaving work to audition.  While wandering around dejected, Martin runs into the local voodoo priestess (Tyger Sodipe), who offers to make him a rock star in exchange for his soul.

Martin agrees and after a ceremony involving a double neck guitar, Martin wakes up to discover that he is now an extremely talented guitarist who lives in a gigantic mansion with three outrageously hot groupies.  Martin now has big, heavy metal hair and no longer needs to wear his glasses.  Renaming himself Angel Martin, he not only becomes Spastic Colon’s new guitarist but he also pulls the band’s manager (Traci Lords) away from her boyfriend.  The only problem is that Martin cannot eat normal food and has to regularly feast on the souls of his groupies in order to stay alive.

Shock “Em Dead is the 1000th retelling of the old Faust legend, about the man who gets everything that he desires but loses his soul in the process.  A real product of its time, it’s impossible to watch Shock “Em Dead without thinking about how Martin sold his soul to become the type of musician that, in just a few months, would be made obsolete by Kurt Cobain and Nirvana.  I have fond memories of Shock “Em Dead because it always used to air on HBO back when I was growing up but, for the most part, this is a really crummy movie, with a bad script, bad acting, and bad special effects.  Shock “Em Dead does prove that Traci Lords had enough talent that, if not for her background as an underage porn star, she probably could have had a mainstream film career.  The film also provided small roles for Aldo Ray and Troy Donahue while the legendary Michael Angelo Batio served as Angel’s “guitar double.”

Halloween Havoc!: THE INVISIBLE RAY (Universal 1936)


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THE INVISIBLE RAY, the third Universal teaming of Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi , is probably the least discussed of their seven films together. And I don’t quite know why, because I find it an entertaining meld of horror and science fiction that holds my interest for its 80 minute running time. The two stars are well spotlighted, with Bela as one of the good guys (for a change!) and Boris giving a hammy but well crafted performance as a scientist unhinged by his newest discovery.

A curly-haired Karloff stars as Dr. Janos Rukh, awaiting the arrival of a group of his fellow scientists for a demonstration of his Invisible Ray as a storm rages outside. Rukh’s wife Diana and blind Mother Rukh greet them: Sir Francis Stevens and his wife Lady Arabella, French astro-chemist Dr. Felix Benet, and Lady Arabella’s nephew Ronald Drake, who’s along for the ride. Rukh…

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