Hi, everyone!
Today’s music video of the day comes from the Russian group, D-Pulse. It’s called Anna and I like it because it’s atmospheric and it features a lot of snow. Every December, I find myself drawn to any movie and music video that I can find that features snow, largely because it seems like every place in the world always gets a snow-filled Christmas except for Texas.
(It usually doesn’t snow here until January.)
Anyway, I like this song. I like this video. Maybe you will too.
Enjoy!
Before I say too much about Kingsman: The Golden Circle, I do want to acknowledge a few good things about the movie.
First off, it doesn’t take long for the film to reveal that Harry (Colin Firth) didn’t actually die when Samuel L. Jackson shot him in the head in the first movie. Undoubtedly, that diminishes the power of that scene but, at the same time, it also means that Colin Firth gets to come back.
Secondly, Taron Egerton returns as Eggsy. The script really doesn’t give him too many opportunities to show what he’s capable of as an actor, largely because the character of Eggsy was fully developed by the end of the first movie. Now that Eggsy is a fully trained and competent Kingsman, there’s not really much for him to do other than trade a few quips and take a few lives. That said, Egerton is a likable actor and he’s fun to watch.
Third, Julianne Moore has a few fun scenes as the film’s main villain, Poppy Adams. Poppy is the head of an international drug cartel. She’s also obsessed with the 1950s and always amazingly cheerful.
Fourth, all of the Kingsmen still wear suits and Michael Caine-style glasses. Colin Firth gets to use his umbrella as a shield.
Finally, Mark Strong is back as Merlin.
So, that’s five good things about Kingsman: The Golden Circle. Unfortunately, all five of those things are somewhat obscured by the fact that the movie really, really sucks.
Admittedly, I had really high hopes for the movie. I loved the first Kingsman film, which was a stylish satire that featured one of the greatest action set pieces of all time. And I was excited to see that not only was Firth returning but Matthew Vaughn would also be directing the sequel.
But no. This movie just doesn’t work.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle attempts to do everything on a larger scale than the first Kingsman. That means more violence, more betrayals, and a longer running time. This time, the movie not only features the Kingsmen but also the Statesmen, which is the American equivalent of the Kingsmen. (The Statesmen all dress like cowboys and speak in exaggerated Southern drawls, which I got kind of sick of listening to after about three minutes.) Along with the returning stars of the first film, Jeff Bridges, Emily Watson, Bruce Greenwood, Halle Berry, and Channing Tatum all have small roles. Pedro Pascal (best known for playing Oberyn Martell on Game of Thrones) has a much larger role as a Statesman codenamed Whiskey.
Unfortunately, bigger is not always better. The Golden Circle never comes close to matching the lunatic heights of the first movie. There are a lot of action scenes but none of them match the church fight from the first film. There’s a surprise death but it’s nowhere near as shocking or effective as Firth’s “death” in the first film. Even the required barroom brawl falls flat. Nowhere does The Golden Circle match the audacity of the first film. The first film ended with exploding heads. This film ends with the promise of more sequels.
But really, I think what really doomed The Golden Circle was that extended running time. There’s really no good reason for The Golden Circle to last for 2 hours and 21 minutes. Quite a bit of the film, especially during the first hour, felt padded out and, as a result, it seemed like took forever for the film’s story to actually get started. Probably 40 minutes to an hour could have been cut from The Golden Circle without anyone missing it.
Ultimately, I think the main problem is that the first Kingsman felt like it was made by people who truly did love the material. This film feels contractually obligated. The Golden Circle has a lot of action but it’s just not very fun.
I don’t have a lot to say about this music video. I just like the fact that the direction is credited to “that one guy.”
This video dropped on January 1st of this year. Interestingly enough, both the song’s title and the video seem to reflect the way that many people have felt over the past twelve months. Personally, I would hate to be lost at sea, just because I get motion sickness and I’m not much of a swimmer.
Remember that movie, All Is Lost? That movie really freaked me out when I saw it. Did Robert Redford survive at the end of that film or did he drown? Did we ever figure that out?
On the other hand, Life of Pi is one of my favorite movies. I loved that tiger. GO RICHARD PARKER!
Anyway, enjoy!
Here’s the trailer for the upcoming film, Half Magic.
Half Magic is the directorial debut of Heather Graham and is scheduled to be released on February 23rd.
Here’s the trailer for the upcoming film, Den of Thieves.
Den of Thieves will be released in theaters on January 19th, where it will provide counterprogramming for all the people who aren’t interested in catching up with the Oscar nominees.
2017 is nearly over and soon, we’ll be obsessing over the films of 2018!
And one of the films that we’ll definitely be obsessing the most over will be the latest installment in the MCU, Black Panther!
Just in time for Christmas, a new teaser has dropped for Black Panther and here it is:
I have to admit that The Boss Baby is an animated film that I have mixed feelings about.
Actually, that shouldn’t be surprising. The Boss Baby is the epitome of the type of film that is disliked by critics but loved by audiences. It got fairly dismissive reviews but it also made a ton of money and apparently, there’s a sequel in the works.
It’s a product of Dreamworks Animation, which has always basically been Pixar without the edge. If Pixar films often seem to be about the animators working out their own personal issues through their work, the films from Dreamworks are often distinguished by just how little is actually going on beneath the surface. If Pixar specializes in crowd pleasers that challenge you to think, Dreamworks specializes in crowd pleasers that invite you to sit back and relax.
(Of course, that’s a generalization. Dreamworks is responsible for the Shrek films, the majority of which I absolutely love. At the same time, as much as I love Pixar, I would warn against giving too much thought to anything in the first two Cars films.)
Anyway, The Boss Baby is the story of Ted, a little baby who wears a suit and tie and who sounds just like Alec Baldwin. Strangely, only his older brother , Tim (Max Bakshi), appears to see anything strange about any of this. Everyone just dismisses Tim’s concern as a product of Tim being jealous of his baby brother and, to a certain extent, they have a point. The older children are always jealous of their younger siblings. (Fortunately, I was the youngest of four so I never had to be jealous of anyone.) Still, it turns out that Tim is correct about something being strange about Ted, who has actually been sent into the world on a secret mission. Francis E. Francis (Steve Buscemi) is the CEO of Puppy Corp. and he’s conspiring to make puppies cuter than babies. The Boss Baby has to stop him and he only has a few days to do so before he forgets how to speak and turns into an ordinary baby.
It’s a surprisingly busy plot and a lot of it feels as if it was ripped off from the Toy Story films. Instead of talking toys, we’ve got a talking baby. Just as Toy Story 3 featured a lengthy chase scene and a bitter villain, The Boss Baby features a lengthy chase scene and a bitter villain. Much as how every Toy Story movie ended with a rumination on what it means to get older and grow up, The Boss Baby ends with a rumination on what it means to get older and grow up. Many times, The Boss Baby feels like a compilation of scenes and characters lifted from other animated films.
At the same time, the idea of a baby wearing a suit and talking like a New York tough guy is undeniably cute. I’m not the world’s biggest Alec Baldwin fan but, in this case, it’s perfect casting. As the film itself makes clear, babies are cute. This is especially true when they’re animated and you’re not the one who has to change their diapers or clean up after them.
There’s a thin line between keeping an audience happy and pandering and, often, The Boss Baby steps over that line. It’s a very derivative film, one that never reaches either the comedic or the emotional highs of a good Pixar film. However, the baby is cute and sometimes, that’s enough.
2017 is shaping up to be the year of films about Winston Churchill.
For instance, Dunkirk has been an Oscar front-runner ever since it was released last summer. Winston Churchill does not actually appear in Dunkirk but his shadow hangs over the entire film. Whenever Mark Rylance says that he’s doing what the prime minister requested him to do, we know that he’s talking about Winston Churchill.
Darkest Hour, which I hope to see this week, features Gary Oldman in the role of Churchill. For most of the year, a lot of people (like me) assumed that Darkest Hour would be a definite best picture nominee and a probable winner. While the film seems to have lost a little of its luster, everyone still seems to agree that Gary Oldman is not only going to be nominated by best actor but that he also has a pretty chance of finally winning.
However, before either of those films were released, there was Churchill. Chuchill received a very limited release in June. It starred Brian Cox in the title role and it took place in the days leading up to D-Day. It follows Churchill as he struggles with self-doubt. He is haunted by nightmares about the men he lost while a military commander in 1915. He worries that he is being marginalized by the Americans (represented by John Slattery in the role of Dwight D. Eisenhower). He worries that if he authorizes the invasion of Normandy, he’ll run the risk of losing whatever prestige he has left. What if the invasion ends in disaster?
That question right there is the main problem with Churchill. If you know anything about history, you know that the invasion of Normandy was a victory for the Allies, albeit a costly one. Therefore, for this film to maintain any sort of suspense about what ‘s going to happen, it has to be viewed by people who don’t know about history. But people who don’t care about history probably won’t be interested in watching a somewhat stuffy film about Winston Churchill.
Despite a few surrealistic nightmare sequences, Churchill ultimately feels like it belongs more on PBS than a movie screen. It doesn’t surprise me to learn that the majority of director Jonathan Treplitzky’s work has been for British television because Churchill really does feel like a heavily edited version of a 6-hour miniseries. You watch and you’re impressed by the production values and some of the performances but you find yourself wondering if certain have scenes have been cut out. If Churchill had been made for HBO, I imagine that Brian Cox and Miranda Richardson (as Churchill’s wife) would be Emmy front-runners. But, as a feature film, it feels like a decidedly minor portrayal of a major figure.
One final note: all films about the British government during World War II are required to feature at least one scene with King George VI. Colin Firth, in The King’s Speech, remains the best George. Laurence Fox in W.E. was the worst. In Churchill, King George VI is played by James Purefoy. He doesn’t have a big role but he does a good job with it. To be honest, I wish that his role had been bigger because he and Cox are entertaining to watch when they’re acting opposite each other.
(Hi there! So, as you may know because I’ve been talking about it on this site all year, I have got way too much stuff on my DVR. Seriously, I currently have 193 things recorded! I’ve decided that, on January 15th, I am going to erase everything on the DVR, regardless of whether I’ve watched it or not. So, that means that I’ve now have only have a month to clean out the DVR! Will I make it? Keep checking this site to find out! I recorded Escaping Dad off of the Lifetime Movie Network on December 16th!)
One of the good things about Escaping Dad is that the film’s premise is right there in the title. Not only does it let you know exactly what type of movie you’re about to watch but it’s also helpful if you’re like me and you only have a ten minute attention span.
“What movie is this again?”
“Escaping Dad.”
“Oh yeah. What’s it about again?”
“Escaping Dad.”
See, how that works?
Anyway, in this case, the Dad in question is Darren (Jason Wiles). Darren is abusive, manipulative, and unfaithful. He’s just the type of Dad that anyone should want to escape from. However, Darren is also the district attorney. That means that, if you try to escape from him, he can bring the entire police force down on you. He can issue an Amber Alert and he can control the media coverage of the escape. In the world of Lifetime, district attorneys are all-powerful. You don’t want to mess with them.
However, Darren’s wife, Erin (Sunny Mabrey), decides to flee Darren and she takes her teenage daughter (Grace Van Dien) and her diabetic son (Andy Walken) with her. (Her son has a habit of going into shock whenever the film needs an additional moment of drama.) Erin has gone out of her way to keep Darren from tracking them down but her daughter has a boyfriend and, as soon as you see her texting him from the cheap motel where they’re staying for the night, you just know that Darren is going to be able to track them down.
Fortunately, just when things are starting to look hopeless, Erin meets a kind-hearted trucker named Wes (Trevor Donavon) and Wes not only helps them out but he also saves the entire movie. Or actually, I should say that Donavon saves the movie by giving such a good performance as the tough but good-hearted Wes. He and Sunny Mabrey have a lot of chemistry and it’s entertaining to watch them play opposite each other. The film goes out of its way to show that Wes is everything that Darren is not. “This is a real man!” the film seems to be shouting and Donavon gives a performance that proves that point.
Actually, I liked Escaping Dad even before Trevor Donavon showed up. Yes, it’s yet another Lifetime film about an abused woman trying to escape her psycho husband. But it’s well-made and well-acted, as well. Jason Wiles is totally hissable as Darren and the scenes between Erin and her children felt totally authentic and believable. The film makes good use of the scenes of Erin driving down one endless highway after another, leaving us with no doubt that she’s not only on a journey of escape but she’s also on a journey of self-discovery and personal growth.
All in all, I liked Escaping Dad. Keep an eye out for it.
(Hi there! So, as you may know because I’ve been talking about it on this site all year, I have got way too much stuff on my DVR. Seriously, I currently have 193 things recorded! I’ve decided that, on January 15th, I am going to erase everything on the DVR, regardless of whether I’ve watched it or not. So, that means that I’ve now have only have a month to clean out the DVR! Will I make it? Keep checking this site to find out! I recorded Stalked By My Ex off of the Lifetime Movie Network on December 15th!)
Now, this is more like it!
At the same time that Lifetime was exclusively showing Christmas movies, the Lifetime Movie Network was continuing to show more traditional Lifetime fare. It was actually a pretty smart programming decision on their part. I mean, I love Christmas movies. But sometimes, regardless of the season, you just want to see a totally over-the-top melodrama, preferably one that features the word “Stalked” in the title.
Take Stalked By My Ex, for example. It’s hardly the first stalking film to show up on Lifetime and it certainly won’t be the last. I’m sure that some people will just look at the title and roll their eyes. But those of us who actually took the time to watch the film know that Stalked By My Ex was Lifetime at its absolute best.
The ex in question is Sam (Yves Bright). Sam was once married to Chloe (Tamara Braun) and they had a daughter named Olivia (played, as a teenager, by Brytnee Ratledge). As we discover at the start of the film, Sam isn’t exactly the most stable person in the world. He’s the type who responds to a trial separation by forcing his way into the house and trying to kidnap his daughter.
Jump forward ten years later. Sam is in prison. Believe it or not, he’s not in prison for abusing his wife or trying to kidnap his daughter. Instead, he’s doing time for some sort of financial mischief. Chloe has ordered Olivia to have nothing to do with her Dad but, of course, Olivia doesn’t listen. Teenage daughters never listen in a Lifetime movie, at least not until the final ten minutes of the film. Olivia has been sending her father letters and saying that she wishes they could be a family again. When Sam calls, from prison, on Olivia’s birthday, Olivia accepts the call. When Sam tells Olivia that he’s going to be released soon, Chloe responds by putting her house up for sale, pulling Olivia out of school, and moving back to her old hometown. When Olivia protests, Chloe tells her that her father is dangerous.
As soon as he’s released from prison, Sam sets about proving Chloe’s point. He starts to obsessively search for his ex-wife and daughter. He wants another chance to be a father to Olivia. Of course, he also wants to kill Chloe.
As far as the film’s plot goes, Stalked By My Ex may be a typical Lifetime film but I still really liked it. Yves Bright was frightening as the unstable Sam and Chloe and Olivia were completely believable as mother and daughter. Watching the movie, it was easy for me to relate to them. I saw a lot of parallels to my relationship with my mom in the relationship between Olivia and her mom. The film also makes a good point about how history repeats itself and people keep making the same mistakes, especially in abusive households. (Chloe’s father was abusive and she married an abuser.)
All in all, this was a good Lifetime film. Not only was it well-made and enjoyably melodramatic but it also gave you something to think about. While Lifetime was celebrating the sentiment of the holidays, the Lifetime Movie Network was reminding us that not every problem can be solved by Santa Claus.
