Music Video of the Day: Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe by Whale (1994, directed by Mark Pellington)


Whale was a Swedish alternative band, made up for Gordon Cyrus, Henrik Schyffert, and Cia Berg.  During the mid-90s, they were big in Europe while, in America, they were best known for this video.

When this video was first released, there was a lot of confusion as to what was meant by Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe.  Everyone knew what a hobo and a babe were.  Everyone understood humpin’.  But what did slobo mean?  According to the band, they misheard the British term “sloane.”  A sloane is a type of fashionable, upper class person.  How that ties into hobo humpin’ is open to interpretation.

Mark Pellington won the inaugural MTV Europe Music Video Award for best video for Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe.  Whale broke up in 1999, though all three members remain active on the Swedish entertainment scene.

Enjoy!

 

Music Video of the Day: I Wanna Be A Lifeguard by Blotto (1981, directed by ????)


Who were Blotto?  A new wave band from Albany, New York, they had a strong cult following among college students in the late 70s and early 80s.  Much like the Ramones, all the band members used pseudonyms and took Blotto as their last name.  Among the members were: Bowtie Blotto, Broadway Blotto, Cheese Blotto, Lee Harvey Blotto, Sergeant Blotto, Blanche Blotto, and Chevrolet Blotto.

I Wanna Be A Lifeguard was probably their best known song, as it was adopted as an anthem by the Jones Beach lifeguards.  Blotto and I Wanna Be A Lifeguard were championed by Dr. Demento and, like all good, quirky New York bands, they appeared on both The Joe Franklin Show and the Uncle Floyd Show.  Today, it’s clear to see that Blotto were ahead of their time.  The band’s mix of humor and music are tailor-made for the age of YouTube and social media.

As for the video, it was filmed by video production students at SUNY Albany.  It was also the 36th music video to be played on MTV, airing during the first day of MTV’s existence.  MTV didn’t have many music videos to choose from in 1981 and the majority of the videos that they did play on their first day came from Rod Stewart.  But MTV still found time for this quirky band from Albany and their song about being a lifeguard.

 

A Scene That I Love: Hulka vs Winger In Stripes


Today would have been Warren Oates’s 98th birthday.  When Oates died in 1982, he was only 53 years old but he left behind a rich and varied filmography and worked with everyone from Sam Peckinpah to Monte Hellman to Terrence Malick to Steven Spielberg.

One of Oates’s final and most popular performance was as Sgt. Hulka in Ivan Reitman’s Stripes.  Hulka was the ultimate drill sergeant, determined to get his men into shape and proving that he could even make soldiers out of Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, and John Candy.  Originally, Sgt. Hulka was supposed to die halfway through the film was Reitman was so impressed with Oates’s performance that the script was changed to allow Hulka to make it all the way through.

In the scene below, Oates shows what a great dramatic actor he was, even when he was appearing in an otherwise light comedy.  He brings out the best not only in himself but also from his co-star, Bill Murray.

Don’t mess with Hulka!

And lighten up, Francis.

Music Video of the Day: Hip To Be Square by Huey Lewis and the News (1986, directed by Godley & Creme)


“Everyone thinks I’m the boy next door because I look like the boy next door. But look at my parents, and look where I come from. I’m a beatnik kid.”

— Huey Lewis

For the record, Huey Lewis has always insisted that the lyrics of Hip To Be Square are meant to be ironic.  They were originally written in the third person and were meant to satirize the band’s clean-cut image.  Because Huey Lewis and the News were older than the average rock band when they hit it big, they were often considered to be safe or conservative.  In real life, Huey Lewis was the stepson of beat poet Lew Welch, whom Lewis has described as being a major influence on his life and music.  (Huey, who was born Hugh Cregg III, even paid tribute to Lew Welch with his stage name.)  After high school, Lewis hitchhiked through Europe and he spent several years as a part of San Francisco’s decidedly unsquare music scene.

Despite what Patrick Bateman might try to tell you, Hip To Be Square was never meant to be an anthem for square people.  In concert, Lewis usually makes this point square by signing the song as Too Hip to Be Square.

The video was directed by the team of Kevin Godley and Lol Creme, who directed several memorable music videos in the 80s.  Godley and Creme directed this video using the type of medical cameras that are typically inserted into a human body to allow doctor to get a closer look at what might be ailing you.  The video was nominated for Best Experimental Video at the 1987 MTV Music Video Awards.

Enjoy!

An Encore Presentation Of A Video Game Mission I Love: “Fireworks” From The Godfather


This is an encore post for me because I shared this last year too.  In case you missed it back in 2025, this my favorite mission from the much maligned 2006 Godfather video game.  It’s also one of the few video game missions to make good use of the 4th of July holiday.

In this mission, Aldo (who is controlled by the player) takes care of a corrupt cop on the 4th of July.  The Godfather game is hardly perfect but I have always loved that cut-scene of the fireworks going off while Aldo and Rosa look down at the alley.

Happy Independence Day, everyone!

April Morning (1988, directed by Delbert Mann)


Adam Cooper (Chad Lowe) is a teenager growing up in Colonial Massachusetts.  His father, Moses Cooper (Tommy Lee Jones), is a stern man who believes that rights come from men and not God and who, despite believing in negotiating instead of fighting, is willing to take arms against the British if necessary.  Adam has a pretty girlfriend (Meredith Salenger) and tries to please both his religious mother (Susan Blakely) and his agnostic father.  When Paul Revere makes his famous ride, both Adam and Moses are thrust into the Battle of Lexington and, over the course of one long night, Adam is forced to grow up and become the man of the house.

Based on the classic novel by Howard Fast, April Morning was made for television and first aired in 1988.  The novel and the movie provide a look at the American Revolution through the eyes of the people who actually fought in the battles.  The movie emphasizes the coming-of-age aspect of Fast’s novel and downplays the political subtext.  The novel presented a much more complex view of both war and religion while the film definitely simplifies things.  Chad Lowe comes across as being too contemporary to be totally believable as someone growing up in the 1700s but Tommy Lee Jones is the perfect choice for Moses Cooper and, even though her role is small, Meredith Salenger once again demonstrates that she was one of the best young actresses of the era.  In the film, Rip Torn plays the man who fires the first shot of the battle and it’s hard to think of a better actor for the role.

At its best, the movie recreates the confusion of being in battle.  Even though the Battle of Lexington was the start of the American Revolution and April 19th, 1776 was one of the most important dates in American history, Adam Cooper just wants to survive the night so that he can return home.  War may sometimes be necessary but it’s never easy.

 

Great Moments In Television History #42: 1983 Macy’s Fireworks Show


On July 4th, 1983, New Yorkers witnessed what is often described as being the greatest firework shows in history.  The Macy’s Fireworks Show had been an annual tradition since 1976 but 1983 was the first year that the fireworks were shot off from the East River.  Along with commemorating the 4th of July, the massive display was meant to honor the 100th birthday of the Brooklyn Bridge.

The 1983 show was also memorable because it was the first large-scale fireworks show to ever be televised.  In 1983, it was aired on local stations in New York and New Jersey.  In 2000, NBC took over the rights and begin broadcasting the event nationally.  Tomorrow, the 50th annual Macy’s Fireworks Show will be broadcast on NBC and it will be streaming on Peacock.

Previous Moments In Television History:

  1. Planet of the Apes The TV Series
  2. Lonely Water
  3. Ghostwatch Traumatizes The UK
  4. Frasier Meets The Candidate
  5. The Autons Terrify The UK
  6. Freedom’s Last Stand
  7. Bing Crosby and David Bowie Share A Duet
  8. Apaches Traumatizes the UK
  9. Doctor Who Begins Its 100th Serial
  10. First Night 2013 With Jamie Kennedy
  11. Elvis Sings With Sinatra
  12. NBC Airs Their First Football Game
  13. The A-Team Premieres
  14. The Birth of Dr. Johnny Fever
  15. The Second NFL Pro Bowl Is Broadcast
  16. Maude Flanders Gets Hit By A T-Shirt Cannon
  17. Charles Rocket Nearly Ends SNL
  18. Frank Sinatra Wins An Oscar
  19. CHiPs Skates With The Stars
  20. Eisenhower In Color
  21. The Origin of Spider-Man
  22. Steve Martin’s Saturday Night Live Holiday Wish List
  23. Barnabas Collins Is Freed From His Coffin
  24. Siskel and Ebert Recommend Horror Films
  25. Vincent Price Meets The Muppets
  26. Siskel and Ebert Discuss Horror
  27. The Final Scene of Dark Shadows
  28. The WKRP Turkey Drop
  29. Barney Pops On National TV
  30. The Greatest American Hero Premieres
  31. Rodney Dangerfield On The Tonight Show
  32. The Doors Are Open
  33. The Thighmaster Commercial Premieres
  34. The Hosts of Real People Say “Get High On Yourself”
  35. The 33rd NFL Championship Game Is Broadcast In Color
  36. The Sopranos Premieres on HBO
  37. Eisenhower Hosts The First Televised Press Conference
  38. The Twilight Zone Premieres On CBS
  39. The Wolverines
  40. Johnny Carson Talks To Vincent Price
  41. Christopher Lee Introduced Meat Loaf

Great Moments In Comic Book History #45: The Red Skull Tempts Spider-Man To Sell Out America


In 1989, the Red Skull offered Spider-Man a million dollars to sell out his country.

It happened in The Amazing Spider-Man #325.  The Red Skull was trying to engineer a war between America and the (fictional) country of Symaria by framing each country for murdering the other’s ambassador.  The Red Skull felt the war would leave America weakened and distracted and therefore vulnerable to his attempts to conquer and destroy it.  He offered Spider-Man a million dollars to turn traitor and help him.

Spider-Man had reason to be tempted.  Unlike most of the Marvel heroes, Spider-Man was never rich.  He was usually on the verge of getting kicked out of his home for not being able to pay the rent.  J. Jonah Jameson didn’t pay a lot for his pictures.  His marriage to Mary Jane was usually strained, due to his finances and also lazy writing on the part of Spider-Man’s creative team.  As well, in this issue, the U.S. government refused to issue Spider-Man a security clearance because he wouldn’t reveal his secret identity.  Realistically, most people would probably ask for a lot more than a million before risking execution as a traitor but, to comic book readers in 2000, a million still seemed like a big deal.

Did Spider-Man sell out his country?

What do you think?

 

The Amazing Spider-Man #325 is controversial because, amongst other things, it neve made sense that the Red Skull would think he could bribe Spider-Man in the first place.  For today, though, the important thing is that Spider-Man, one of Marvel’s most easily disillusioned heroes, confirmed what we already suspected.

He’s a patriot.

Previous Great Moments In Comic Book History:

  1. Winchester Before Winchester: Swamp Thing Vol. 2 #45 “Ghost Dance” 
  2. The Avengers Appear on David Letterman
  3. Crisis on Campus
  4. “Even in Death”
  5. The Debut of Man-Wolf in Amazing Spider-Man
  6. Spider-Man Meets The Monster Maker
  7. Conan The Barbarian Visits Times Square
  8. Dracula Joins The Marvel Universe
  9. The Death of Dr. Druid
  10. To All A Good Night
  11. Zombie!
  12. The First Appearance of Ghost Rider
  13. The First Appearance of Werewolf By Night
  14. Captain America Punches Hitler
  15. Spider-Man No More!
  16. Alex Ross Captures Galactus
  17. Spider-Man And The Dallas Cowboys Battle The Circus of Crime
  18. Goliath Towers Over New York
  19. NFL SuperPro is Here!
  20. Kickers Inc. Comes To The World Outside Your Window
  21. Captain America For President
  22. Alex Ross Captures Spider-Man
  23. J. Jonah Jameson Is Elected Mayor of New York City
  24. Captain America Quits
  25. Spider-Man Meets The Fantastic Four
  26. Spider-Man Teams Up With Batman For The Last Time
  27. The Skrulls Are Here
  28. Iron Man Meets Thanos and Drax The Destroyer
  29. A Vampire Stalks The Night
  30. Swamp Thing Makes His First Cover Appearance
  31. Tomb of Dracula #43
  32. The Hulk Makes His Debut
  33. Iron Man #182
  34. Tawky Tawny Makes His First Appearance
  35. Tomb of Dracula #49
  36. Marvel Publishes Star Wars #1
  37. MAD Magazine Plays Both Sides
  38. The Cover of Green Lantern/Green Arrow #85
  39. LBJ Stands Up For The Hulk
  40. Chamber of Chills #2
  41. Tomb of Dracula #41
  42. Tomb of Dracula #27
  43. X-Men Meet Frankenstein’s Monster
  44. The Amazing Spider-Man #33

Mission Galactica: The Cylon Attack (1979, directed by Vince Edwards and Christian Nyby II)


While on a routine scouting patrol, Starbuck (Dirk Benedict) and Apollo (Richard Hatch) are captured, not by Cylons but instead by the crew of the Battlestar Pegasus.  The Pegasus and its legendary commander, Cain (Lloyd Bridges), were assumed to have been lost during the Cylon sneak attack but instead, Cain survived and the Pegasus has been in deep space ever since, waging his own war against the Cylons.  At first, both Cain and Adama (Lorne Greene) are both happy to discover that the other is still alive.  But it turns out that Adama and Cain both have very different plans and visions for the future.  Adama wants to steal fuel from a nearby Cylon base so that he and his fleet can continue their journey to Earth.  Cain wants to launch a full-out attack on the Cylons and he expects the Galactica to help him.  Though they both share the same enemy, the crews of the Galactica and Pegasus find themselves divided over which commander to follow.  Is it better to go down fighting or to survive to find a new home?

Sold overseas as a sequel to the first Battlestar Galactica feature film (which itself was just an edited version of the show’s pilot), Mission Galactica was cobbled together from three episodes of the television series.  Because the TV show was expensive to produce and not the ratings hit that NBC was expecting, the show’s producer, Glen Larson, was asked to edit several episodes together so that they could be released as movies in Europe and Asia.  Larson took a two-part episode featuring Commander Cain and added some scenes from an unrelated episode that featured an injured Apollo undergoing surgery while a fire raged in the Galactica.  All things considered, Larson did a good job of cleanly assembling the movie without making it too obvious that it was stitched together out of three episodes, though some of the best parts of Cain’s storyline did get left on the cutting room floor.

How does Mission Galactica work as a movie?  Even though it opens with a voice-over narration explaining the Cylon attack and the Galactica’s mission to find Earth, I imagine that someone watching this with no previous knowledge of the show would be lost.  As well, it’s obvious that the special effects were designed with the small screen of television in mind.  However, Lloyd Bridges transcends the script’s limitations as the charismatic but obsessive Command Cain.  This is actually one of Bridges’s best performances and his scenes with Lorne Greene work surprisingly well.  They’re both believable as two proud commanders who are both convinced that they’re doing the right thing.  The rest of the cast is adequate.  I’ve always liked Dirk Benedict’s performance as Starbuck, even if he was essentially just playing a variation on Han Solo.  For all of its flaws as a series, Battlestar Galactica usually did a good job of capturing the vastness of space and the epic scope of Galactica’s journey and that’s the case here.  Mission Galactica doesn’t escape its television origins but, for fans of the series, it’s an enjoyable space opera.

In the end, I recommend watching the original episodes that were used for this movie — Parts One and Two of The Living Legend and Fire In Space.  The Living Legend was the original Battlestar Galactica at its best.