The Eric Roberts Collection: The Wrong Teacher (dir by David DeCoteau)


When Charlotte (Jessica Morris) meets a younger man named Chris (Philip McElroy), she is both flattered and amused when he asks her out.  “You’re a little young for me,” Charlotte says.  However, Charlotte’s friend, Maddie (Akari Endo), insists that Charlotte really does need to get out more so Charlotte meets up with Chris for drinks.  One things leads to another and soon, Charlotte is having sex with Chris in her classroom!

(Charlotte is an English teacher, along with being a struggling romance novelist.)

The next day, as Charlotte teachers her class, she is shocked when Chris shows up.  “What are you doing here?” Charlotte asks.  Chris reveals that he’s a new student and Charlotte is now his English teacher!

2018’s The Wrong Teacher is one of the many “Wrong” films that David DeCoteau directed for Lifetime.  This one follows the usual pattern.  Chris isn’t ready to let go of his one night of passion with the teacher.  When he discovers that Charlotte is getting back together with her ex-boyfriend (Jason-Shane Scott), he snaps.  Soon, people are getting shot and hit with baseball bats and videos of Chris and Charlotte going at it in the classroom are showing up on the school’s twitter page.  Vivica A. Fox is alarmed that Charlotte could be so foolish.  Charlotte declares, “You messed with the wrong teacher!”  Thanks to some last minute strangeness that sees Charlotte adopting a Southern accent, The Wrong Teacher is enjoyably over the top.

As for Eric Roberts, he plays the assistant principal.  He’s a bit burned-out.  He’s easily annoyed.  He doesn’t want any scandalous behavior in his school.  He’s Eric Roberts and he makes the most of his three scenes.  Eric even stands up and walks in this movie.  He only does that when he’s particularly invested in a role.  The Wrong Teacher?  More like The Right Vice Principal.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Paul’s Case (1980)
  2. Star 80 (1983)
  3. Runaway Train (1985)
  4. To Heal A Nation (1988)
  5. Best of the Best (1989)
  6. Blood Red (1989)
  7. The Ambulance (1990)
  8. The Lost Capone (1990)
  9. Best of the Best II (1993)
  10. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  11. Voyage (1993)
  12. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  13. Sensation (1994)
  14. Dark Angel (1996)
  15. Doctor Who (1996)
  16. Most Wanted (1997)
  17. Mercy Streets (2000)
  18. Tripfall (2000)
  19. Raptor (2001)
  20. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  21. Strange Frequency (2001)
  22. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  23. Border Blues (2004)
  24. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  25. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  26. We Belong Together (2005)
  27. Hey You (2006)
  28. Depth Charge (2008)
  29. Amazing Racer (2009)
  30. The Chaos Experiment (2009)
  31. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  32. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  33. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  34. The Expendables (2010) 
  35. Sharktopus (2010)
  36. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  37. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  38. Deadline (2012)
  39. The Mark (2012)
  40. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  41. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  42. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  43. Lovelace (2013)
  44. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  45. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  46. Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)
  47. Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)
  48. Self-Storage (2013)
  49. Sink Hole (2013)
  50. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  51. This Is Our Time (2013)
  52. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  53. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  54. Eternity: The Movie (2014)
  55. Inherent Vice (2014)
  56. Road to the Open (2014)
  57. Rumors of War (2014)
  58. So This Is Christmas (2014)
  59. Amityville Death House (2015)
  60. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  61. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  62. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  63. Sorority Slaughterhouse (2015)
  64. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  65. Enemy Within (2016)
  66. Hunting Season (2016)
  67. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  68. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  69. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  70. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  71. Dark Image (2017)
  72. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  73. Black Wake (2018)
  74. Frank and Ava (2018)
  75. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  76. Clinton Island (2019)
  77. Monster Island (2019)
  78. The Reliant (2019)
  79. The Savant (2019)
  80. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  81. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  82. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  83. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  84. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  85. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  86. Top Gunner (2020)
  87. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  88. The Elevator (2021)
  89. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  90. Killer Advice (2021)
  91. Megaboa (2021)
  92. Night Night (2021)
  93. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  94. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  95. Red Prophecies (2021)
  96. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  97. Bleach (2022)
  98. Dawn (2022)
  99. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  100. 69 Parts (2022)
  101. The Rideshare Killer (2022)
  102. The Company We Keep (2023)
  103. D.C. Down (2023)
  104. Aftermath (2024)
  105. Bad Substitute (2024)
  106. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  107. Insane Like Me? (2024)
  108. Space Sharks (2024)
  109. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  110. Broken Church (2025)
  111. When It Rains In L.A. (2025)

Scenes That I Love: Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction


Today is Christopher Walken’s 83rd birthday so it seems appropriate to share a Walken scene that I love.  Without further ado, here is the classic gold watch speech from the 1994 film, Pulp Fiction:

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special 1975 Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, we pay tribute to the year 1975.  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 1975 Films

Barry Lyndon (1975, dir by Stanley Kubrick, DP: John Alcott)

Deep Red (1975, dir by Dario Argento, DP: Luigi Kuveiller)

Mirror (1975, dir by Andrei Tarkovsky, DP: Georgy Rerberg)

Three Days Of The Condor (1975, dir by Sydney Pollack, DP: Owen Roizman)

The Eric Roberts Collection: Eternity: The Movie (dir by Ian Thorpe)


In the 1980s, no band better represented mediocre R&B than Eternity.

At least, that’s the claim made by 2014’s Eternity: The Movie, an occasionally amusing comedy in which Pennsylvania-bred singer/songwriter Todd Lucas (Barrett Clarke) moves to California, gets his dream job of working at BJ-Maxx, and eventually befriends a coworker whose name actually is BJ (Myko Oliver).  BJ is a saxophonist who has released a solo album in which he covers the theme songs of classic detective shows.  When the naive Todd and the irresponsible BJ get together, they become an unlikely hit-making duo.  Their first song Make Love, Not Just Sex, shoots up the charts and soon, Todd and BJ are putting all of their personal issues to music.

Eternity: The Movie is a comedy that recycles a handful of jokes over and over again.  The main joke is that Todd and BJ come across as being extremely into each other, even while they’re sleeping with groupies and both pining for their neighbor, Gina Marie (Nikki Leonti).  Todd and BJ are the type of musical partners who discuss their lives while sharing a bubble bath.  It’s not the cleverest joke ever told but, thanks to the ability of the actors to say the most ludicrous of lines with a deadpan face, I did chuckle occasionally.  The better joke is that their music is both convincingly bad and also convincingly catchy.  It’s the type of bad music that you can believe would become very popular.  At one point, Todd sings a song about his ex-girlfriend, who drowned in a river.  Throughout the song, he laments that she just wasn’t a better swimmer.  The songs are performed with just the right amount of earnest stupidity to be funny.

As for Eric Roberts, he plays the manager of BJ-Maxx.  Jon Gries and Martin Kove also show up, playing a record executive and the record executive’s father respectively. I’d like to see a movie where Eric Roberts and Martin Kove start a band.  Someone should make that happen.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Paul’s Case (1980)
  2. Star 80 (1983)
  3. Runaway Train (1985)
  4. To Heal A Nation (1988)
  5. Best of the Best (1989)
  6. Blood Red (1989)
  7. The Ambulance (1990)
  8. The Lost Capone (1990)
  9. Best of the Best II (1993)
  10. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  11. Voyage (1993)
  12. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  13. Sensation (1994)
  14. Dark Angel (1996)
  15. Doctor Who (1996)
  16. Most Wanted (1997)
  17. The Alternate (2000)
  18. Mercy Streets (2000)
  19. Tripfall (2000)
  20. Raptor (2001)
  21. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  22. Strange Frequency (2001)
  23. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  24. Border Blues (2004)
  25. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  26. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  27. We Belong Together (2005)
  28. Hey You (2006)
  29. Depth Charge (2008)
  30. Amazing Racer (2009)
  31. The Chaos Experiment (2009)
  32. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  33. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  34. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  35. The Expendables (2010) 
  36. Sharktopus (2010)
  37. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  38. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  39. Deadline (2012)
  40. The Mark (2012)
  41. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  42. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  43. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  44. Lovelace (2013)
  45. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  46. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  47. Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)
  48. Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)
  49. Self-Storage (2013)
  50. Sink Hole (2013)
  51. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  52. This Is Our Time (2013)
  53. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  54. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  55. Inherent Vice (2014)
  56. Road to the Open (2014)
  57. Rumors of War (2014)
  58. So This Is Christmas (2014)
  59. Amityville Death House (2015)
  60. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  61. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  62. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  63. Sorority Slaughterhouse (2015)
  64. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  65. Enemy Within (2016)
  66. Hunting Season (2016)
  67. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  68. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  69. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  70. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  71. Dark Image (2017)
  72. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  73. Black Wake (2018)
  74. Frank and Ava (2018)
  75. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  76. Clinton Island (2019)
  77. Monster Island (2019)
  78. The Reliant (2019)
  79. The Savant (2019)
  80. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  81. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  82. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  83. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  84. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  85. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  86. Top Gunner (2020)
  87. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  88. The Elevator (2021)
  89. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  90. Killer Advice (2021)
  91. Megaboa (2021)
  92. Night Night (2021)
  93. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  94. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  95. Red Prophecies (2021)
  96. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  97. Bleach (2022)
  98. Dawn (2022)
  99. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  100. 69 Parts (2022)
  101. The Rideshare Killer (2022)
  102. The Company We Keep (2023)
  103. D.C. Down (2023)
  104. Aftermath (2024)
  105. Bad Substitute (2024)
  106. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  107. Insane Like Me? (2024)
  108. Space Sharks (2024)
  109. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  110. Broken Church (2025)
  111. When It Rains In L.A. (2025)

Join #MondayMania For The Wedding Stalker!


Hi, everyone!  Tonight, on twitter, I will be hosting one of my favorite films for #MondayMania!  Join us for 2017’s The Wedding Stalker (a.k.a. Psycho Wedding Crasher)!

You can find the movie on Prime and then you can join us on twitter at 9 pm central time!  (That’s 10 pm for you folks on the East Coast.)  See you then!

Scenes I Love: The Montage from The Parallax View


Today, we wish a happy birthday to actor, director, and producer Warren Beatty.

In Alan J. Pakula’s 1974 film The Parallax View, Beatty plays a seedy journalist who goes undercover to investigate the links between the mysterious Parallax Corporation and a series of recent political assassinations.  In the film’s most famous sequence, Beatty — pretending to be a job applicant (read: potential assassin) for the Parallax Corporation — is shown an orientation film that has been designed to test whether or not he’s a suitable applicant. The montage is shown in its entirety, without once cutting away to show us Beatty’s reaction.  The implication, of course, is that what’s important isn’t how Beatty reacts to the montage but how the viewers sitting out in the audience react.

So, at the risk of furthering the conspiracy, here’s that montage.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special 1959 Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, let’s celebrate the year 1959!  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 1959 films

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1957, dir by Edward D. Wood, Jr., DP: William C. Thompson)

House on Haunted Hill (1959, dir by William Castle, DP: Carl E. Guthrie)

The Tingler (1959, dir by William Castle, DP: Wilfred M. Cline)

The Mummy (1959, dir by Terence Fisher, DP: Jack Asher)

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For Starship Invasions!


 

As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be Starship Invasions! I picked it so you know it’ll be good.

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, find the movie on YouTube, hit play at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  The  watch party community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.   

See you soon!

 

Scenes That I Love: Terence Hill In My Name is Nobody


Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy birthday to Italian film star, Terence Hill!

This scene that I love comes from 1973’s My Name Is Nobody.  It features Terence teaching a cocky gunslinger a thing or two about how to win a slap fight.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special 1970 Edition


4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, let’s celebrate the year 1970!  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 1970 Films

The Lickerish Quartet (1970, dir by Radley Metzger. DP: Hans Jura)

Maidstone (1970, dir by Norman Mailer, DP: D.A. Pennebaker)

A Virgin Among The Living Dead (1970, dir by Jess Franco, DP: anyone’s guess)

Vampyros Lesbos (1970, dir by Jess Franco, DP: Manuel Merino)