Happy Friday the 13th From The Shattered Lens


Happy Friday the 13th, y’all!

Usually, I am inevitably seem to end up spending Friday the 13th up at the Lake, sitting out on the deck of the lake house and suspiciously looking over at the nearby woods for movement.  This week, however, I’m spending Friday the 13th at home so I should be safe!

(For the record, the Lake is next week.)

Anyway, everyone knows that Tuesday the 13th is a far more dangerous day than Friday the 13th but, for whatever reason, Friday the 13th is what gets all the attention.  In fact, I’ve written several posts all about Friday the 13th.  Here they are, for your reading enjoyment:

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th Part 2

Friday the 13th Part 3

Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter

Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

Friday the 13th: Jason Lives

Friday the 13th Part VII: A New Blood

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday

Jason X

Freddy vs Jason

Friday the 13th: The Pointless Remake

12 Thing You May Not Have Known About Friday the 13th

My review of Camp Crystal Lake Memories!

Anyway, have a good Friday the 13th!  I would tell you to stay out of the woods but …. you know what?  We, as a society, need to be willing to take more chances.  So, go into the woods.  Skinny dip in the lake.  Ignore the signs that say stay out.  Make love in a deserted cabin.  Smoke weed at the deserted summer camp.  Laugh at the camp fire stories about Jason.  Strip down to your underwear and then wander around in the rain as if that’s the most sensible thing that you’ve ever done.  Yes, Jason might get you.  But you also might have a lot of fun.  It’s worth the risk.

Music Video Of The Day: Do You Wanna Touch! by Crud (2012, dir by JIMI Custer)


As I’ve mentioned before, there’s a part of me that’s all sophisticated and all about discussing impressionism and classic literature and then there’s the other part of me, the part that just loves a good demolition derby! Guess which side this video appeals to.

Enjoy!

Here’s The Trailer for Cha Cha Real Smooth!


Earlier this year, Cha Cha Real Smooth was one of the biggest hits on the Sundance Film Festival.  I have to admit that my main reaction to hearing about the film was to think that Cha Cha Real Smooth is one of the worst titles that I’ve ever come across.  Either call the movie “Cha Cha” or call it “Real Smooth” but stringing all four of those words together …. ugh.

That said, the critics loved it and there’s been some talk that it could duplicate CODA’s success as an early streaming Oscar contender.  The film will be released in June and here’s the trailer!

Film Review: Gasoline Alley (dir by Edward Drake)


Believe it or not, Gasoline Alley is not that bad.

Don’t get me wrong.  Gasoline Alley is definitely a pulpy film.  The plot is full of twists and turns and it doesn’t always hang together.  There’s more than a few holes to be found in the story.  There’s also a few threads that are left hanging.  Much as in real life, characters appear and then disappear almost at random.  In many ways, the film plays out like a dream, a jumbled mix of concerns and ideas and images.  The viewer is often left to figure out how to fit everything together on their own.  Obviously, that type of  approach won’t appeal to everyone but, for me, it was the perfect way to tell the film’s story.  The world of Gasoline Alley often doesn’t make sense but neither does the world outside of your window.  Gasoline Alley‘s mystery often feels like a jigsaw puzzle where someone has jammed pieces randomly into each square and then pounded on them until they managed to fit in the slots.  It’s chaos but it’s an appropriate approach for a film that takes place in a chaotic world.

Gasoline Alley also one of the final films that Bruce Willis made before his retirement and, with all the rumors about whether or not Willis was pushed into spending the last few years of his career appearing in low-budget and B-movies, it’s often undeniably awkward to watch him in his final films.  As is the case with almost all of Willis’s recent films, he doesn’t get much screen time in Gasoline Alley.  He’s only in a handful of scenes and his dialogue is limited and delivered in a flat monotone.  He plays a key character but much of what the character does and says occurs off-screen and is described to us second-hand.  And yet, at the same time, Willis still has enough natural presence that his performance works as far as the basic needs of the film are concerned.  He’s playing a character who is meant to be intimidating and Willis still has enough of that tough guy energy that his performance is effective.    

Willis plays a homicide detective named Freeman.  Freeman and his partner, Vargas (Luke Wilson), are investigating the murder of four prostitutes and their number one suspect is a tattoo artist named Jimmy Jayne (Devon Sawa).  Jimmy’s father was a decorated police detective.  His mother was a prostitute.  Jimmy spent several years in prison for assault, though Jimmy claims that he was simply acting in self-defense.  (“He came at me with a screwdriver,” Jimmy says, without further elaboration.)  While he was in prison, Jimmy befriended an actor who was doing time for DUI.  Having been released, Jimmy is now the tattoo artist to the stars.  He has his own tattoo parlor, called Gasoline Alley.  Because one of the murdered women was found with one of Jimmy’s personalized lighters on her body, Jimmy is a suspect.  Jimmy, however, claims that he merely met her in a bar.

Jimmy starts to investigate the murders on his own and it quickly becomes clear that he’s a better investigator than either of the detectives who are on the case.  Though Jimmy is trying to clear his name, he’s also determined to get justice for the murdered women, all four of whom appear to him as either ghosts or drug-induced hallucinations at a key moment in the film.  Jimmy’s investigation leads him into the world of human trafficking, police corruption, and the darkest corners of the film industry.  Indeed, one of Gasoline Alley‘s major points seems to be that everyone in Hollywood is corrupt.  The actor who Jimmy saved in prison is a pretentious loser who, at one point, goes off on a rant that was obviously based on Christian Bale’s infamous Terminator meltdown.  Meanwhile, the adult film industry is represented by a sleazy director who snorts cocaine, tells bad jokes, and throws parties that are almost exclusively populated by crooked cops.  As one cop puts it, “He knows whose lives matter.”

Gasoline Alley has gotten terrible reviews but I think those reviews have more to do with the fact that this is a low-budget Bruce Willis flick than the film itself.  Gasoline Alley is actually not bad at all.  It’s an entertaining work of pulp fiction, a quickly-paced film that takes a look at how life is lived and lost in the shadows of “decent” society.  Because he’s an ex-con, Jimmy is destined to be an outcast, regardless of how many stars come to him for their tattoos.  But, at the same time, it’s Jimmy’s outcast status that allows him to infiltrate and understand the dark side of Los Angeles.  It’s because Jimmy’s an outcast that he’s determined to get justice for the victims that respectable society would rather just ignore.  Director Edward Drake fills the movie with images of neon-suffused decadence.  The atmosphere may be sleazy but it’s also undeniably plausible.  Luke Wilson does a good job playing Willis’s talkative partner but the film is stolen by Devon Sawa, who brings a mix of weary dignity and righteous fury to the role of Jimmy.  Sawa has been through his own well-publicized troubles and perhaps that’s why he seems to instinctively understand why it’s so important that Jimmy not only clear his name but also get justice for those who have been victimized in the shadows.  As played by Sawa, Jimmy is cynical and often tired but he still hasn’t given up his desire to make the world a better place.

No, Gasoline Alley is not a bad film at all.  Instead, it’s a portrait of a harsh world and a look at the people who are simply trying to make it from one day to the next.  Much like Robert Aldrich’s Kiss Me Deadly, Gasoline Alley is a journey through a brutal world where people get what they want at the cost of their own souls.  It’s a film that, like many of the classic B-movies and film noirs of the 40s and 50s, will be rediscovered and better appreciated in the future.

Music Video of the Day: Hold My Hand by Lady Gaga (2022, dir by Joseph Kosinski)


I’ve heard at least one critic predict that Top Gun: Maverick will be a major Oscar contender.  I don’t quite buy that but I do imagine that the soundtrack will get a major awards push.  As performed by Lady Gaga, Hold My Hand feels very Oscar bait-y.  We’ll see.

As for the song itself, it’s okay.  It’s definitely not my favorite Lady Gaga song, largely because it was so obviously conceived as a way for the film to win an award.  To me, it has a bit of a gospel feel and, as I think I’ve said in the past, I find gospel music to be the most boring type of music in existence.  That said, Lady Gaga’s voice is amazing and she certainly sells this song.

Enjoy!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 5/2/22 — 5/8/22


I started this week off by spending close to 40 dollars to fill up my car with gas and apparently, I’m living in one of the states where the current price is considered to be low when compared to everywhere else.  Thank goodness the Mad Max films were there to take away the sting of it all.

Here’s what I watched and listened to this week:

Films I Watched:

  1. The Batman (2022)
  2. Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
  3. The Fallout (2022)
  4. The House Where Evil Dwells (1982)
  5. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
  6. The Road Warrior (1981)
  7. Super Force (1990)
  8. The Terror (1963)
  9. The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. Atlanta
  2. Barry
  3. Better Call Saul
  4. The Brady Bunch
  5. Full House
  6. Ghosts
  7. The Girl From Plainville
  8. Law & Order
  9. The Love Boat
  10. Survivor
  11. We Own This City

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Adi Ulmansky
  2. Aretha Franklin
  3. Barrett Strong
  4. The Beatles
  5. Blind Channel
  6. Blondie
  7. Bob Dylan
  8. The Brian Jonestown Massacre
  9. Britney Spears
  10. The Chemical Brothers
  11. The Crystal Method
  12. David Hasselhoff
  13. Dilllon Francis
  14. DJ Snake
  15. Fiona Apple
  16. Giorgio Moroder
  17. Katy Perry
  18. Lady Gaga
  19. Martin Garrix
  20. Rammstein
  21. Riz Ortolani
  22. Saint Motel
  23. Siouxsie and the Banshees
  24. The 69 Eyes
  25. Tina Turner
  26. Tove Lo
  27. UPSHAL
  28. Yungblud
  29. zalagasper

Trailers:

  1. House of the Dragon
  2. Weird
  3. Don’t Worry, Darling

News From Last Week:

  1. Doctor Strange Makes A Lot Of Money
  2. Ncuti Gatwa is the new Doctor
  3. Iconic comic book artist George Perez dies at 67
  4. Twin Peaks Villain Kenneth Welsh Dies at 80
  5. Punk icon Howie Pyro Dead at 61
  6. Kaila Posey Dies At Age 16
  7. Dave Chappelle tackled during comedy show, police arrest man
  8. Kevin Hart: Dave Chappelle’s Attacker ‘Needed’ to Get Beaten Up Because ‘It Sends a Message’
  9. Dave Chappelle Spoke to Man Accused of Attacking Him and Reveals Why He Stormed Stage
  10. Dave Chappelle Wants DA to ‘Correct Mistake,’ File Felony Charges Over Stage Attack: Lawyer
  11. Fred Savage Fired From ‘The Wonder Years’ Amid Allegations
  12. SAG Awards Will No Longer Air on TNT and TBS After 25 Years

Links From Last Week:

  1. Frank Langella and the Climate of Fear
  2. The Incredible “Sound” Of Linda Ronstadt’s Voice! Terrific Documentary Of A Brilliant Singer!
  3. The World’s Common Tater’s Week in Books, Movies, and TV 5/6/22

Links From The Site:

  1. Erin shared Mother and Children, Ranch Romances, Space Platform, Baile en Tehauntepec, The Empire Strikes Back, The Streetwalker, and the Devil’s Spawn!
  2. I shared music videos from zalagasper, Yungblud, Blind Channel, Tove Lo, Tina Turner, The 69 Eyes, and Rammstein!
  3. I paid tribute to Orson Welles and Audrey Hepburn! 
  4. I shared my week in television and a scene from Starcrash!

More From Us:

  1. Ryan had a patreon!  Consider subscribing!
  2. At her photography site, Erin shared favorite place, squirrel, alley, row, moon, being watched, and clouds!
  3. At my music site, I shared songs from Barrett Strong, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Aretha Franklin, Katy Perry, Martin Garrix, Giorgio Morder, and the Brian Jonestown Massacre!
  4. For Reality TV Chat, I reviewed the latest episode of Survivor!
  5. For Horror Critic, I reviewed The Bunker Game!

Want to see what I did last week?  Click here!