Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Miami Vice, which ran on NBC from 1984 to 1989.  The entire show can be purchased on Prime!

This week, even more innocent lives are destroyed by an unwinnable war on drugs.

Episode 3.5 “The Good Collar”

(Dir by Mario DiLeo, originally aired on October 24th, 1986)

This week’s episode of Miami Vice tells the story of several wars playing out on the streets of Miami.

One of the wars is the skirmish between two street gangs, made up exclusively of teenagers.  Led by Count Walker (Samuel Graham), the Regular Fellas are pushing drugs and even forcing a promising football star named Archie Ellis (Keith Diamond) to deliver a package of black tar heroin for them.  The Regular Fellas are at war with The Apostles.  Among the members of the Apostles is Ramirez (Jsu Garcia), an undercover cop who is actually 23 but who is pretending to be seventeen.

When Crockett and Tubbs bust Archie, all three of them find themselves dragged into the National War On Drugs.  Assistant State Attorney William Pepin (Terry Kinney) wants to take Count Walker down, if just so he can claim a rare victory.  When Archie helps Crockett and Tubbs make a bust and also saves them from getting shot in a back alley, Pepin agrees to drop all the charges against Archie.  But after Ramirez is blown up by the Regular Fellas, Pepin decides that he’s going to go ahead and charge Archie unless Archie wears a wire and gets Count Walker to confess to his crimes.

Crockett, the former football star, is outraged by Pepin’s decision to put Archie in danger.  Crockett even offers to doctor the records so that Archie’s arrest will be dismissed by the courts.  However, Archie refuses.  Archie says that he’s responsible for his own mistakes and he’ll deal with the consequences.  Unfortunately, in this case, the consequences involve Archie being shot and killed by Count Walker, though not before getting Walker to confess on tape.  Walker is arrested and his gang is destroyed but at the cost of Archie’s life.  Pepin is happy.  Ramierz’s supervisor, Lt. Lee Atkins (John Spencer), is happy.  But social worker Ed McCain (Charles S. Dutton) blames Crockett for Archie’s death.  And Archie’s grandmother slams the door in Crockett’s face when he attempts to come by to pay his final respects.

What a dark episode!  However, it does get to the truth of the matter.  There was no way to win the War on Drugs.  Even the victories in this episode feel hollow.  Regular viewers of Miami Vice would have understood that someone else would eventually step into the vacuum left by Walker’s arrest.  Meanwhile, Archie — a good kid with the athletic talent necessary to win a college scholarship and have a chance to escape from the poverty that he grew up in — is shot and killed because a state’s attorney needed to notch up at least one victory.  Miami Vice was at its best when it was cynical and it doesn’t get much more cynical than this heartbreaking episode.