Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life On The Street 2.4 “A Many Splendored Thing”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, season 2 of Homicide comes to a close with an episode directed by John McNaughton, of Henry: Portrait of A Serial Killer fame.

Episode 2.4 “A Many Splendored Thing”

(Dir by John McNaughton, originally aired on January 27th, 1994)

The second season finale of Homicide opens with Bolander in a good mood and Munch feeling that life is pretty much pointless.  It’s a reversal from what we’ve seen over the last few episodes of Homicide and, as annoyed as I got with all the storylines about Bolander’s private life, I was still happy to see Bolander happy in this episode.  As an actor, Ned Beatty’s performance is a lot interesting when Bolander is looking forward to the future.  By that same token, Richard Belzer always seemed to be trying to hard whenever it came to playing Munch’s happiness.  Belzer was born to play a cynic and, in this episode, he delivers his lines with a bitterness that is both funny and authentic.

Bolander is dating Linda and I have to admit that, despite my initial weariness, I really like Ned Beatty and Julianna Margulies as a couple.  Bolander and Linda go on a double date with Kay and Danvers.  Awwww, two couples in love and having dinner together!  How sweet!  Uh-oh, here comes Munch….

While Munch is ruining Bolander’s date, Bayliss is getting in touch with his own dark side.  An investigation into the S&M-related death of a young woman leads to Bayliss and Pembleton arresting a man who killed her during rough (but consensual) sex.  Bayliss and Pembleton spend their investigation in Baltimore’s red light district.  Bayliss claims to be disgusted by the whole scene, leading to Pembleton calling him out for being judgmental.  Pembleton tells Bayliss that he can’t be a good detective unless he’s really in touch with every aspect of his existence.  After the murder is solved, the woman’s co-worker, Tanya, gives Bayliss the gift of a leather jacket.  Tanya is played, in a very good performance, by the actress Adrienne Shelley.  Tragically, Shelley herself would, 12 years later, be murdered in her New York apartment.  And while it’s tempting to write about the irony of Shelley appearing on a show like Homicide, I’d rather recommend that everyone see Waitress instead.  It was the second feature film that Shelley directed and it is very good.

Finally, Lewis investigates a man who committed murder because he felt someone had taken his favorite pen.  Lewis searches for a deeper motive but in the end, it really was all about a pen.  Lewis, I’ve noticed, always seems to get the cases that show just how random life and death can truly be.

The second season of Homicide ends with Lewis giving Felton a pen, Bayliss putting on his new leather jacket and walking the streets of Baltimore, and Munch, Bolander, and Linda watching fireworks explode over the harbor.  It’s a good way to end a season.  As dark as the show was (and as dark as this particular episode was), the season ends on a note of hope.  There is happiness out there for those willing to look for it.

 

 

Film Review: Eraserhead (dir by David Lynch)


Jack Nance in David Lynch’s Eraserhead

I’ve been thinking about Eraserhead ever since I first heard the news about David Lynch’s passing.

Filmed in harsh but beautiful black-and-white and first released in 1977 (after a production period that lasted for seven years), Eraserhead tells the story of Henry Spencer (Jack Nance), an awkward young man who has the haircut that gives the film it’s name and who wanders through the film like an alienated character in a Kafka story.  He lives in an industrial landscape and almost every scene seems to have the sound of machinery droning away in the background.  He lives in an dark apartment and it appears that there’s a woman living in a radiator who sings that, “In heaven, everything is fine,” while stomping on sperm creatures.  Occasionally, a mysterious woman in the hallway talks to him.  Henry doesn’t seem to have a job or any sort of interests.  He doesn’t really have much of a personality.  Jack Nance, who would go on to become a member of David Lynch’s regular ensemble, has a permanently dazed expression on his face.  It’s hard not to feel sorry for Henry, even if he isn’t quite sympathetic.  In Heaven, everything is fine but in Henry’s world, it’s much different.

Henry has a girlfriend named Mary X (Charlotte Stewart).  Mary lives with her parents in an apartment near the train tracks.  When Henry goes over to her place for dinner, her father shows off how he can’t feel anything in his arm.  Eating a piece of chicken becomes awkward when it appears to be alive and bleeding.  Mary seems to have some sort of seizure.  Mary’s mother informs Henry that Mary has had a mutant baby and Henry must take care of it.  The baby (represented by a grotesque puppet) has no arms or legs or, it would appear, skin.  It cries constantly, despite Henry’s attempts to care for it.  The baby is the only truly sympathetic character in the film.

Eraserhead is often described as being a film that’s difficult to understand but, by Lynch standards, it’s not that hard to figure out.  Lynch himself said that the film was fueled by his own anxiety over being a father and, throughout the film, Henry tries to take care of the baby but everything he does just makes things worse.  As is often the case with Lynch’s film, many viewers get caught up in wondering why when they should just be paying attention to what happens.  Why is the baby a mutant?  Because it is.  Why does Henry live in the middle of an industrial park?  Because he does.  Who is the scarred man who appears at the start of the film and who apparently pushes the levers that lead to Mary’s pregnancy?  Again, it’s less important who he is and more important that he’s there and now, Henry is a father despite being woefully unprepared.  Even if the viewer learned the scarred man’s identity (or if Henry even learned of his existence), it wouldn’t change Henry’s situation.  (Technically, of course, the man is Sissy Spacek’s husband and frequent Lynch collaborator, Jack Fisk.)  Eraserhead is a visually surreal film but it’s also an very emotionally honest one.  Henry may be stuck in, as Lynch once put it, a “dream of dark and disturbing things,” but his fears and his anxiety are portrayed realistically  That emotional honesty is something that would appear in all of Lynch’s work and it’s why he was one of our most important filmmakers.

Sadly, David Lynch is now gone.  So is Jack Nance.  But their work will live on forever.

Eraserhead (1977, dir by David Lynch, DP: Frederick Elmes, Herbert Cardwell)

Scenes That I Love: Vincent Price Performs The Raven


As today is the anniversary of the birth of Edgar Allan Poe, today’s scene that I love features Poe’s most famous interpreter, Vincent Price, reciting and performing The Raven.  This scene comes from a 1985 television special that was called The Teller and the Tale.

 

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Edgar Allan Poe Edition


by Debbie Hughes

4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films is just what it says it is, 4 (or more) shots from 4 (or more) of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films lets the visuals do the talking.

216 years ago today, Edgar Allan Poe was born in Boston, Massachusetts.  From his humble beginnings as the son of two struggling actors, Poe would go on to become one of the first great American writers.  (It’s been said that, when Charles Dickens first traveled to the United States in 1842, he specifically wanted to meet Edgar Allan Poe.  Unfortunately, it appears that popular story my not be true but it’s still a good story.)  Poe was controversial in life and even his death generated more questions than answers but no one can deny his strength as a poet and as a prose writer.  Both the detective and the horror genres owe a huge debt to Edgar Allan Poe.

Today, in honor of Edgar Allan Poe’s legacy, TSL presents 4 shots from 4 films that were inspired by the work of Edgar Allan Poe!

4 Shots From 4 Films

The Fall of the House of Usher (1960, dir by Roger Corman, DP: Floyd Crosby)

The Raven (1963, dir by Roger Corman, DP: Floyd Crosby)

The Masque of the Red Death (1964, dir by Roger Corman, DP: Nicolas Roeg)

The Pit and the Pendulum (1990, dir by Stuart Gordon, DP: Adolfo Bartoli)

Music Video of the Day: Sublime Eternal Love by Chrystabell and David Lynch (2024, dir by David Lynch)


For today’s music video of the day, we have one of David Lynch’s final short films.  From his collaboration with Chrystabell, here is the haunting Sublime Eternal Love.

Enjoy!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Check It Out! 3.4 “I’m Okay, You’re A Spy”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing the Canadian sitcom, Check it Out, which ran in syndication from 1985 to 1988.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi!

This week, Howard’s paranoid and with good reason!  They are all out to get him….

Episode 3.4 “I’m Okay, You’re A Spy”

(Dir by Alan Erlich, originally aired on October 17th, 1987)

After the new stockboy, 12 year-old Brad (played by T and T‘s Sean Roberge), shows Howard a newspaper article about how the company that purchased Cobb’s has been sending corporate spies into its stores to evaluate management, Howard gets extremely paranoid.  He becomes convinced that there must be a spy in the store.  He gathers Brad, Leslie, Christian, Viker, and Marlene into the stockroom and asks them if they’ve noticed anyone strange in the store.  He also suggests that any one of them could possibly be the spy.

Or maybe — just maybe — the spy is the new butcher who keeps asking Howard all sorts of questions about the other employees.  He would seem to be the most likely suspect and we know it’s him because the episode opens with him getting his assignment and talking about how he can’t wait to get Howard Bannister fired.  Howard, of course, is so paranoid about the possibility of there being a spy in the store that he expresses all of his fears and frustrations to the spy.  In other words, this is yet another episode episode where Howard is a complete moron.  The previous season was split evenly between episodes where Howard was competent and episodes where Howard was an idiot.  The episodes featuring stupid Howard were always funnier than the episodes featuring smart Howard so I think the showrunners made the right decision to focus o Howard’s stupidity in the third season.  No one wants to watch a show about a good boss.  What fun is that?

(It’s kind of like how we loved The Office when it was all about Michael screwing up but, when it became about new boss Andy proving himself, we all tuned out.)

It turns out that not everyone at the new corporation is supportive of the whole spy thing.  T.C. Collingwood comes to the store and informs Howard that his butcher is the spy.  Howard replies by giving the spy a lot of work to do.  I guess that’s one way to handle it but it doesn’t change the fact that Howard told the spy that everyone at the store was incompetent and should be fired.  This episode makes less and less sense the more that I think about it.  Can’t corporate just look at whether or not the store had made any money and use that to determine whether or not Howard’s doing a good enough job?  This episode didn’t make much sense.

Incidentally, Edna was on vacation during this episode.  How many vacation does Edna get in the year?  It seems like she’s never at the store.  I have a feeling that Howard is going to run off with T.C. Collingwood at some point in the new future.  Maybe that’s for the best.  At least then Edna wouln’t have to flee to Florida every month.

Next week ….  Howard wants to be a TV star!  We’ll see what happens.

 

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 1/12/25 — 1/18/25


“Brandon, you are not ready to be my head chef.”

Oh my God, did Chef Ramsay really just say that!?  I’ve watched a lot of episodes of Hell’s Kitchen but I don’t think any elimination has taken me as much by surprise as the elimination of Brandon this week.  Brandon is who I expected to win this season and I know that I’m not alone in that.  That said, Brandon did struggle at service.  Of all the chefs to receive black jackets, Brandon struggled the most and, even more importantly, Brandon was really the only one to struggle.  Ramsay didn’t have much of a choice but I have a feeling Brandon will return in a future season.

Speaking of Chef Ramsay, I also caught the second part of the Kitchen Nightmares premiere.  I’m glad that Ramsay apparently thinks that he’s fixed that restaurant but I can promise that there is no way I would ever voluntarily eat at any establishment featured on this show.  I don’t care if it’s clean now.  Once a rat trap, always a rat trap.

This week’s episode of Abbott Elementary surfaced in comparison to last week’s but that’s to be expected considering the brilliance of last week’s show.  I still laughed at Ava trying to figure out what it’s like to “date the poors.”

On Peacock, I watched the three episode documentary Girls Gone Wild: The Untold Story and yes, that was certainly disgusting and disturbing,  It was even worse than Hulu’s Jerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action, which I also watched.  I guess I felt like catching up on some sordid history this week!

Speaking of sordid, Who Wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire is on YouTube.  I watched it and I have to admit that I laughed when the “millionaire” came lurching out and started speaking in a voice that sounded exactly like Bill Hader’s.  Who Wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire was a one-time, two-hour special that aired in 2000.  The man behind this fiasco (the marriage was annulled, the millionaire was not a millionaire but just a guy who was the subject of multiple restraining orders) went on to create The Bachelor.

Also on YouTube, I found all six episodes of The Starlet, a reality competition show where aspiring actresses competed for a walk-on role on One Tree Hill.  Stop laughing, it was a real show.  I vaguely remember watching it when it first aired.  I watched it a second time on Monday because I was bored.  One of the judges was Faye Dunaway.  Faye was surprisingly nice.  The mean judge was Vivica A. Fox.

Case and I are continuing to watch Dark, on Netflix.  What a fascinating and macabre show!  I recommend it to anyone reading.

I watched the latest episodes of Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test but I don’t remember a damn thing about them, other than it amused me how everyone pretended to be taking everything so seriously.

And, as always, I watched the shows that I review on a weekly basis.  I’m not going to sit here and list them all because I’m tired.  But you can find all my reviews on this site.  Yay!

Lisa Marie Review An Oscar Nominee: The Bishop’s Wife (dir by Henry Koster)


In 1947’s The Bishop’s Wife, Cary Grant stars as Dudley.

We first see Dudley walking down the snow-covered streets of a city that is preparing for Christmas.  He watches Julia Broughman (Loretta Young), the wife of the local Anglican bishop.  He stops to talk to Prof. Wutheridge (Monty Woolly), a secular humanist who is close to Julia and her husband, despite being irreligious himself.  Dudley seems to know all about the professor, even though the professor is not sure who he is.  The professor mentions that he was fired from a university because he was considered to be a “radical,” even though he has no interest in politics.  The professor says that the town’s church has seen better days, especially since the Bishop is more interested in raising money from the rich to build a grand new cathedral than actually meeting with the poor who need help.

The last person that Dudley visits is Bishop Henry Broughman (David Niven).  Dudley reveals to Henry that he’s angel and that he’s come in response to Henry’s prayers.  Henry has been frustrated in his attempts to raise money for a new cathedral.  Dudley has come to provide guidance.

With only the Bishop knowing the truth about Dudley, Dudley becomes a houseguest of the Broughmans.  The Bishop has become so obsessed with his new cathedral that he’s not only been neglecting his diocese but also his family.  While Dudley tries to show Henry what’s really important, he also helps Julia and her daughter Debby (Karolyn Grimes) to fit in with the neighborhood.  (Bobby Anderson, who played the young George Bailey in It’s A Wonderful Life, makes an appearance as a boy having a snowball fight who says that Debby can’t play because no one wants to risk hitting a bishop’s daughter with a snowball.)  The Bishop becomes jealous of Dudley and perhaps he should be as Dudley finds himself falling in love with Julia and considering not moving on to his next assignment.

(And now we know where Highway to Heaven got the inspiration for 75% of its episodes….)

The Bishop’s Wife is an enjoyable film, one that is full of not just Christmas imagery but also the Christmas spirit as well.  The Bishop finally realizes that his planned cathedral is more of a gift to his ego than to the men and women who look to him for guidance and comfort in difficult times.  David Niven is, as always, likable even when his character is acting like a jerk.  That said, this is pretty much Cary Grant’s show from the start.  Suave, charming, and gently humorous, Grant joins Claude Rains and Henry Travers in the ranks of great cinematic angels.  Never mind that Grant’s character is a bit pushy and has his own crisis of faith.  From the minute that Grant appears, we know that he’ll know exactly the right way to answer Henry’s prayers.

Cary Grant was not nominated for Best Actor for his performance here.  Undoubtedly, this was another case of Grant making it all look so easy that the Academy failed to realize just how good of a performance he gave.  Interestingly enough, The Bishop’s Wife was one of two Christmas films nominated for Best Picture that year, along with Miracle on 34th Street.  Both films lost to Gentleman’s Agreement.

Retro Television Review: Welcome Back, Kotter 4.14 “Bride and Gloom”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Welcome Back Kotter, which ran on ABC  from 1975 to 1979.  The entire show can be purchased on Prime.

This week, it’s Welcome Back Barbarino!

Episode 4.14 “Bride and Gloom”

(Dir by Norman Abbott, originally aired on January 13th, 1979)

Epstein needs a favor from Barbarino.  Remember the time I saved your life? Epstein asks.  No, Barbarino replies.  Well, no matter!  Epstein is still intent on getting to Barbarino to pay him back marrying Epstein’s Guatemalan cousin, Angelina (Rachel Levario).   Angelina needs her citizenship so Vinnie just needs to stay married to her from three days and then they’ll get a divorce and Vinnie can continue to date Nurse Sally (Linda McCullough).  (“What you’re doing is so noble!” Sally tells Barbarino.  I am not sure I would have the same reaction to my boyfriend announcing he was marrying someone else.)

Julie and Woodman tell Barbarino that he’s too young to get married and it’s somewhat jarring to remember that Barbarino and the rest of the Sweathogs are still just supposed to be high school kids.  (John Travolta was the youngest member of the cast but, by the time the fourth season rolled around, even he looked too old to be hanging out at Buchanan High.)  Gabe is not around to provide any advice and I don’t think this episode even bothered to come up with an excuse to explain his absence.

Angelina does not speak a word of English so Epstein serves as the translator while she and Barbarino fight about the wedding.  Angelina wants a nice wedding.  Barbarino just wants to get it over with.  They compromise by holding the ceremony in Barbarino’s ugly apartment.  (If the show couldn’t even spend the money to convince Gabe Kaplan to appear in the show that he was starring on, there was no way they were going to splurge for an extra set.)  The guests are the Sweathogs and Julie and, for some reason, Mr. Woodman.  Babarino and Epstein both have huge families but none of them show up for the wedding.  I guess hiring extras would have cost money.  The show did hire an actor to play the priest so that was good of them.

Does Vinnie Barbarino get married?  No.  Angelina changes her mind and marries a musician instead.  Barbarino can go back to dating Sally and I guess Gabe will just hear about it later at dinner.

“I’m so confused!” Barbarino says at one point and the audience goes wild.  Even though Travolta spent this episode looking like he was pretty much over the whole thing, the studio audience was happy to see him.  The show’s greatest strength, at this point, was Travolta but this episode also shows the limits of the show’s format.  Barbarino had to be both a high school student and a green card groom.  It felt odd and kind of unpleasant.

Finally, why is Barbarino’s apartment is always so filthy?  I get that he’s supposed to be poor and living in New York but seriously, couldn’t they have swept the set occasionally?  The sight of that apartment always depresses me.

This episode features the cast going through the motions and, as was often the case with season 4, it’s obvious that no one really wants to be there.  I certainly didn’t want to be there!  Next week features Barbarino’s final appearance on the show.  Soon, Vinnie will be free.