Missile to the Moon (1958, directed by Richard E. Cunha)

Posted on May 4, 2020 by Jedadiah Leland

At a secret laboratory located just a few miles from the local prison, scientist Dirk Green (Michael Whalen) is working with Steve Dayton (Richard Travis) to build a missile that’s capable of flying to the Moon. Dirk’s obsession about traveling to the moon is not just scientific. Dirk is secretly from the Moon himself and is desperate to return.

Dirk gets his opportunity when two convicts escape from the prison and hide out in his rocket. Dirk agrees not to turn Gary (Tommy Cook) and Lon (Gary Clarke) over to the authorities but only if they agree to help him fly the rocket to the Moon. It turns out that it doesn’t take any special training to fly a rocket. According to this film, you don’t even have to worry about oxygen in space. Anyone can travel to the Moon, even two escaped convicts who have only had about an hour’s worth of instruction in how to pilot a rocket! Gary and Lon agree because dying in space is preferable to serving out a prison sentence.

Once Dirk, Gary, and Lon are in space, they discover that Steve and his fiancee, June (Cathy Downs), have stowed away on the ship. Gary takes a liking to June but Steve tells him to back off. After a journey through a meteor field, the missile finally lands on the Moon, which is ruled over by The Lido (K.T. Stevens), a beautiful woman who enforces order through the help of a giant spider.

This afternoon, Lisa and I watched Missile to the Moon because today is May 4th, which is also known as Star Wars Day. (May the 4th be with you, get it?) Since every Star Wars film has already been reviewed on this site, I had to find a different science fiction film to review for today. And because Lisa claimed Starcrash for herself, I got stuck with Missile to the Moon.

Missile to the Moon is science fiction with an emphasis on the fiction. In this film, space travel is easy and certain parts of the moon have a breathable atmosphere. Not to mention, of course, that there are all sorts of creatures living on the Moon. It’s easy to laugh at Missile to the Moon today but this movie was made before anyone had ever set foot on the Moon so, for all people knew, there could have been aliens and giant spiders living underneath the surface. In fact, maybe there still are. It’s been a while since anyone went up there and checked.

The main thing I liked about Missile to the Moon was the implication that anyone, no matter how dumb, can learn how to fly a spaceship in under an hour. That’s what we all believed when we were kids. Want to go into space? Just put me in the pilot’s seat, show me where the booster button is, and let’s go into hyperspace! The other thing I liked about the movie is that the Moon was populated by attractive belly dancers. That’s exactly what you want to find on another planet. The paper mache spiders were pretty cool too.

It’s a dumb movie but I enjoyed it. I’d rather go to the movie’s Moon than the real Moon.

SXSW 2020 Review: Broken Orchestra (dir by Charlie Tyrell)

Posted on May 4, 2020 by Lisa Marie Bowman

In the 13-minute documentary, Broken Orchestra, a camera glides through a deserted high school in Philadelphia, moving down hallways and up stairwells and occasionally entering into classrooms that are full of broken-down instruments. Throughout the high school, there are television sets and, on each television, a different persons talks about being a part of the Broken Orchestra.

At a time when the schools of Philadelphia (which, we’re told, is the poorest big city in America) were struggling, budget cuts were leading to the cancellation of music programs. Those programs that managed to survive often had to make due with damaged instruments. Because students were having to use damaged tools, they often couldn’t play the type of music that they wanted create.

When a huge amount of damaged instruments were found in an abandoned high school, the Broken Orchestra was born. The all-volunteer orchestra played on those instruments and proved that even a damaged instrument could be used to make unique music and, in much the same way, greatness can even come out of a damaged school or a damaged city. Even a damaged instrument still has something to say. Even a damaged instrument is still worth listening to.

It’s certainly in inspiring story and one that also makes a good argument for funding music and other artistic programs. Everyone who discusses their part in the Broken Orchestra was obviously touched by the experience and it’s impossible not to get swept up in their emotions. If I do have a complaint, it’s that I wish we had heard a bit more of the orchestra but still, it’s an inspiring story.

May the 4th Be With You: Star Wars Thoughts

Posted on May 4, 2020 by Jedadiah Leland

Today is May 4th, which is known to some people as being Star Wars Day. (May the 4th be with you. Get it?) I love the original Star Wars movies, even if Return of the Jedi deserves its less than stellar reputation. The first three prequels I could do without, even though Revenge of the Sith was actually fairly good. Of the three sequels, The Force Awakens was good. The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker were both overstuffed and forgettable. Solo was adequate. I liked Rogue One. It was the only one of the new films to really seem to get what Star Wars was all about.

If I had to rank them all, I think it would go something like this:

The Empire Strikes Back
Rogue One
New Hope
The Force Awakens
Revenge of the Sith
Return of the Jedi
Solo
The Rise of Skywalker
The Last Jedi
Attack of the Clones
The Phantom Menace

I’m not going to rank the two Ewok movies or The Holiday Special. You have to draw the line somewhere.

Looking over the franchise as a whole, I think Star Wars shows the danger of overexplaining. In a New Hope, it didn’t matter whether or not we actually knew what the Kessel Run was or the exact details of The Clone Wars. They just sounded cool and they sparked our imaginations. We also didn’t know how the Empire came to exist or how Darth Vader could be both Luke and Leia’s father. We didn’t know how the Force worked, exactly. Nor did we know the exact details of how the Jedi were wiped out. We really didn’t need to know. We just accepted what the films told us and then let our imaginations fill in the missing pieces.

Then the prequels came along and suddenly, we discovered that everyone in the Star Wars universe was obsessed with trade routes and suddenly, The Clone Wars lost all of their mythic grandeur as we learned, in pain-staking details, every reason why the wars began and how they ended. They just became another collection of CGI space battles. And then Solo showed us the Kessel Run and we discovered that it really wasn’t anything that special. Probably the only prequel (and sequel) that didn’t diminish the other films was Rogue One. In fact, Rogue One brought some of that epic grandeur back to the films. With its scenes of Death Star destroying entire cities and planets, it actually made A New Hope more effective. After watching Rogue One, it’s not as easy to mock the Empire’s super weapon.

Today’s big news is that Taika Waititi will be directing the latest Star Wars film. Waititi was the first director to actually understand what to do with Thor (who, up until Thor: Ragnarok, had been Marvel’s least interesting hero) and, of course, he also directed JoJo Rabbit. My hope is that Waititi will be given the freedom to bring some new life to Star Wars. I think he’s capable of bring some wonder back to a universe that could definitely use it.

May the force be with him.

SXSW 2020 Review: Blocks (dir by Bridget Moloney)

Posted on May 4, 2020 by Lisa Marie Bowman

I have to admit that, when it comes to people spitting things up, I’m kind of a wimp. It’s something that I typically have a hard time watching. It’s one reason why, in college, I usually left the room if someone had too much to drink. I seriously didn’t want to be there when that person started throwing up a combination of beer and nacho cheese. I mean, bleh!

So, Blocks was not always easy for me to watch. Blocks is a 12-minute comedy about Ashleigh (Claire Coffee), the mother of two young children who, one day, starts to vomit up toy blocks. Now, fortunately, the film doesn’t get particularly graphic when it comes to the vomiting. Usually, we only see the aftermath, which is often Claire lying on the floor, exhausted and surrounded by toy blocks while her children (and sometimes, her husband) knock on the bathroom door and demand to know why she’s not spending time with them. Ashleigh can’t tell anyone about the toy blocks, of course. She just pretends like the family has always owned the toy blocks that are mysteriously appearing around the house. Her children refuse to play with them. Eventually, Ashleigh finds a use for them.

As I said, I’m a wimp when it comes to people vomiting but still, Blocks was a well-done and frequently funny film. In her introduction to the film, director Bridget Moloney says that the film was based on her own feelings and experiences as a mother and I think anyone who has ever been stuck in a house with two hyperactive, inquisitive kids will be able to relate to Ashleigh’s feeling of being overwhelmed. Before I watched Blocks, I was going through one of my “I really want to start a family now!” phases. Having watched it, I now think that maybe I should wait a year or two because, seriously — if I can’t handle someone vomiting legos, I don’t know how I’ll be able to handle all of the disgusting stuff that toddlers do.

Blocks, like many other films that were going to be shown at this year’s SXSW festival, is currently available on Amazon for a limited time.

Artwork of the Day: Ringside Jezebel (Unknown Artist)

Posted on May 4, 2020 by Dazzling Erin

Unknown Artist

Music Video of the Day: Only One by Phantom Planet (2020, dir by ????)

Posted on May 4, 2020 by Lisa Marie Bowman

Enjoy!

Lisa’s Week In Review: 4/27/20 — 5/3/20

Posted on May 3, 2020 by Lisa Marie Bowman

Am I still in lockdown? Am I out of lockdown? Who the Hell knows? What I do know is that my state is partially re-opened but my county is still like, “Shelter in place until at least May 20th!” So, other than the fact that I’m working from home until at least June 3rd and all of the local movie theaters are still closed, I don’t know what the Hell’s going on. Oh well. At least I watched a lot of movies and wrote a lot of reviews last week!

Films I Watched:

Television Shows I Watched:

60 Days In
Bar Rescue
The Bold and the Beautiful
Days of our Lives
Doctor Phil
General Hospital
Ghost Whisperer
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Magnum P.I.
The Office
Survivor 40
The Young and the Restless

Music To Which I Listened:

Avril Lavigne
Ben Zaidi
The Chemical Brothers
Deadmau5
EDEN
Fiona Apple
HAIM
Lana Del Rey
Lindsey Stirling
The Rolling Stones
Saint Motel
Selena Gomez
The Speakeasy Three

News From Last Week:

Links From Last Week:

Oscars on demand: will the Academy be able to put the streaming genie back in the bottle?

Links From The Site:

Erin shared Boy Chaser, Sin Preferred, Portrait of the Damned, Sins of an Aspiring Actress, Man In The Alley, Body For A Blonde, and Queen’s Caprice! She also profiled artist Hubert Rogers!
Doc shared a music video from Lindsey Stirling!
Jeff shared a music video from The Rolling Stones and reviewed Recruits, School Spirit, Police Academy 3, Police Academy 4, Police Academy 5, Police Academy 6, and Police Academy 7!
Ryan reviewed Blind, Drippin, and King of King Court!
I shared music videos from Ben Zaidi, Lindsey Stirling, Avril Lavigne, Saint Motel, and Haim! I shared my April Oscar predictions! I also reviewed: Slacker, Frances, Convoy, Psych-Out, Angel, Angel Down We Go, The Cool Ones, When Cary Grant Introduced Timothy Leary to LSD, Some Call It Loving, Cover Me Babe, Three, There’s Always Vanilla, What Did Jack Do?, The Panic in Needle Park, Fingers, The Passenger, The Boy With Green Hair, The American Friend, The Vanishing, Gomorrah, The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser, Alexander, Esther and the King, Peter: The Redemption, Escape From Hell, Affurmative Action, The Voice In Your Head, Waffle, Still Wylde, Lions in the Corner, Figurant, Basic, Dieorama, Run/On, Summer Hit, Vert, Deadly Mile High Club, and $tack$!

More From Us:

Ryan has a patreon, please consider subscribing!
For Reality TV Chat, I reviewed the latest episode of Survivor!
At her photography site, Erin shared: View of the House, Quiet, America, One Lane Road, Signs of Life, No One, and Sidewalk Directions!
At Pop Politics, Jeff shared: A Week Without Updating?
On my music site, I shared music from EDEN, Lindsey Stirling, Lana Del Rey, Fiona Apple, Lulu Belle & Scotty, The Speakeasy Three, and Deadmau5!

Want to see what I did last week? Click here!

Short Film Review: $tack$ (dir by Gerald Webb)

Posted on May 3, 2020 by Lisa Marie Bowman

Sometimes, you have to laugh.

That may seem like odd advice to give at this moment in history because, right now, there’s a lot of people who are convinced that we’ll never share a joke or a smile again. They look at the news about the spread of COVID-19 and the empty grocery store shelves and everything else that’s going on and they say to themselves, “Laughter is dead.” Of course, what they’re failing to understand is that often, it’s laughter and comedy that help people survive tough times. It’s much easier to deal with a problem if you laugh at it first. Sacrificing one’s sense of humor is the first step towards surrender and surrendering is not what we, as a people, are about.

The 7 and a half-minute short film, $tack$, opens with a familiar cinematic situation. Two men are in an underground garage, standing next to their car and waiting for someone else to arrive. They exchange a few words, the type of tough guy talk that we’ve heard in countless crime films. Both of them are armed. Both of them know that the situation is serious. Both of them are ready for whatever happens.

Another vehicle pulls up and more people get out. More guns are displayed. A sell is being made. The second group of people is assured that they’re getting the best, “pure white.”

As I said, it’s a situation that we’ve seen in countless crime films but this one has a humorous COVID-19 inspired twist, one that I will not spoil here. It’s a clever little twist, though and it’s one to which everyone — and I do mean everyone — will be able to relate. Making his directorial debut, Gerald Webb plays the action straight, even when $tack$‘s main joke is revealed. The audience may laugh but, to the characters in the film, there’s nothing more important than the business transaction being conducted in that underground garage. And really, who can blame them?

A rap and a music video play over the end credits, on that not only details the hardships of living in the COVID-19 era but which also pays tribute to all of the essential workers on the front lines, which is a nice touch. If nothing else, it’ll make you feel better about the times that we’re living than watching a hundred “this is the new normal” brand name commercials will.

Be sure to track down $tack$. It’ll make you laugh and that’s an important thing right now.

Recruits (1986, directed by Rafal Zielinski)

Posted on May 3, 2020 by Jedadiah Leland

Stop me if this sounds familiar.

The governor of Californa is planning on visiting the small town of Corvette so that he can announce the opening of a new highway. The mayor is concerned that the town’s small police force might not be big enough to handle all of the pomp and drama that goes along with an executive visit. He orders Captain Magruder (Mike McDonald) to lower the department’s standards and to recruit civilians off the street so that they can quickly be trained to become police officers. Magruder starts by going to down to the jail and recruiting for low-level offenders.

If you think this sounds a lot like Police Academy, you’re absolutely right. Just as Police Academy was pretty much a rip-off of Stripes, Recruits is a rip-off of Police Academy. Once again, the recruits are a lovable gang of misfits who screw up big time before getting a chance to prove that they have what it takes to be real cops. There’s the usual beach patrol scenes, a lot of nudity, and one manic nerdy recruit whose antics would inspire even Jerry Lewis to say, “Tone it down a little.” However, there is a major difference between Recruits and Police Academy. In Recruits, there is no lovable Commandant Lassard. Instead, Captain Magruder wants the recruits to fail because he’s hoping that the governor will fire the mayor and appoint Magruder in his place. I’m not sure that’s how municipal politics actually works but maybe it’s just a California thing.

As far as brainless rip-offs of movies that weren’t particularly good to begin with go, Recruits isn’t that bad. The humor is even more juvenile here than it was in Police Academy and trying to apply too much logic to the plot will make your brain hurt but it’s a breezy 90 minutes and it’s got a game cast, a few of whom went on to better things. (Lolita Davidovich, for instance, is the recruit who ends up naked in a limo that turns out to belong to the governor.) Jon Mikl Thor made his feature film debut as a recruit named Thunderhead and he gets to battle a bunch of outlaw bikers while one his songs plays in the background. It’s a pretty cool scene. If you’re nostalgic for these types of unapologetically dumb comedies, Recruits will satisfy that nostalgia.

Lifetime Film Review: Deadly Mile High Club (dir by Doug Campbell)

Posted on May 3, 2020 by Lisa Marie Bowman

Last night, I watched the latest Lifetime premiere, Deadly Mile High Club!

Deadly Mile High Club tells the story of three people who end up flying the unfriendly skies together. Tanya (Allison McAtee) is a flight instructor who has been haunted ever since the tragic crash that took the life of her lover and co-pilot.

Jake (Marc Herrmann) is the handsome guy who has a go-nowhere warehouse job where he works for his constantly critical mother-in-law, Margaret (Diane Robin). Jake has decided to make some changes in his life, starting with learning how to fly.

And finally, Annie (Anna Marie Dobbins) is Jake’s wife. They’ve been married for six years and, unfortunately, they’ve hit a rough patch. Annie is busy going to school and Jake is constantly fighting with Annie’s mother. When Jake tells Annie that she sounds just like her mother, Annie exiles him to the living room couch and good for her! Annie likes to wear pink. In particular, she likes to wear a pink hat, which is something that comes back to haunt both her and Jake later on in the movie.

Jake decides to hire Tanya to teach him how to fly. This quickly turns out to be a mistake because, while Tanya is a good teacher, she’s also totally obsessed with Jake. After Jake tells her that he and Annie had a fight the night before, Tanya flies him out to Palm Springs and suggests that they spend the night at a hotel. Jake eventually turns her down but later on, during one of their lessons, Tanya has Jake fly over his house. He looks down and he sees a strange man kissing a woman wearing a pink hat in the driveway. Is Annie cheating on him!?

Realizing that things are just getting too strange, Jake attempts to switch over to a different flight instructor. That flight instructor is named Gonzo (Damon K. Sperber) and he is, without a doubt, one of the greatest supporting characters to ever appear in a Lifetime movie. Gonzo lives up to his name, dressing like an old World War II pilot and then doing dangerous stunts in an old school biplane while his employees — who are all wearing retro purple flight attendant uniforms — assure everyone watching that flying is safer than driving. I won’t go into what happens to Gonzo but let’s just say that Tanya has a way of getting what she wants.

Anyway, Deadly Mile High Club is a lot of fun. It’s one of those Lifetime films that fully embraces the melodrama and goes cheerfully over the top with a wink and a smile. Tanya is the type of psycho who has no problem trying to trick someone into pushing their wife out of a plane and the entire cast appears to be having a ball with their crazed characters. Allison McAtee especially does a great job as the unhinged Tanya and she delivers all of her lines with just the right amount of menace and humor. Deadly Mile High Club is an entertaining film, one that takes the usual Lifetime tropes of the psycho stalker and the clueless husband and the loyal wife and which bring new life to them by putting them up in the sky. It’s also a film that has a nicely self-aware sense of humor, which makes it all the more fun to watch.

Deadly Mile High Club was on last night and it will undoubtedly be on again so keep an eye out for it. And definitely, keep watching the skies!