22 Initial Thoughts on Twin Peaks: The Return Part 14 (dir by David Lynch)

Hi, everyone! Obviously I’m getting a little bit of late start on Twin Peaks tonight. As always, these are just my initial thoughts. A full recap will show up either tonight or tomorrow. (Probably tomorrow because I’m getting a late start…)

Apparently, Showtime is not planning on doing any further seasons of Twin Peaks. They used Twin Peaks to meet their quota of new subscribers and now they can concentrate on stuff like I’m Dying Up Here.
Yay! Gordon’s on the phone!
I love David Lynch’s performance as Gordon Cole. I have to admit that, whenever I imagine what David Lynch is like in real life, I always imagine him telling corny jokes and adjusting a hearing aide.
Oh my God! Diane’s related to Janey-E!
Diane, how can you hate your sister? Sisters are the best!
Monica Bellucci?
Ha! Fuck you, Chad! Corrupt cops are the worst.
So, just to make sure that I understand … Monica Bellucci is some sort of supernatural being?
The blogger known as Jedadiah Leland just assured me that she is.
Agck! I find the lack of eyes to be disturbing.
Oh my God! Of all the people to take this trip, why Deputy Andy?
“Got a light?” No, you bastard! Get outta here and leave Andy alone!
Andy’s giving orders! It’s about time.
It’s sweet that Lucy is concerned about whether the eyeless woman likes the pajamas.
James Hurley is a security guard now? And his colleague know him as Jimmy?
Okay, so where has the suddenly important Freddie Sykes been hiding all this time?
This guy at the bar is bothering Sarah. He says it’s a free country. What a jerk, I hope she tells him off…
Oh my God, she just took off her face…
OH MY GOD, SHE JUST RIPPED OUT HIS FUCKING THROAT!
Go, Sarah!
Hey, the guy was a jerk.
“Sure is a mystery, huh?”