Monthly Archives: March 2017
Music Video of the Day: Money, Money, Money by ABBA (1976, dir. ???)
I normally wouldn’t count this. However, not only does mvdbase say it is a music video, but so does Wikipedia and apparently the book ABBA: The Name of the Game since it is the source cited on Wikipedia. You can see that this was done for the German TV Show called Disco because of the show’s name in the background.
So, here it is. This is the Flapper Dress version of Money, Money, Money. It’s really just them performing. According to IMDb, the acts performing on the show would sometimes perform live, and other times mime to the song. My money is on them performing live since according to the description of the video, it says “Audio-CD-Sound”. I have no reason to doubt that since I played the studio version at the same time as this one, and they were identical. I could be wrong though. It could be that the studio version playing during the video sounded bad enough that the person who posted the video replaced it with the studio track seeing as it perfectly syncs–even down to Björn’s little guitar bits–with the studio version. That would mean they were miming. It doesn’t really matter.
Like I said before, it is just them performing. They wear Flapper Dresses to evoke images of that rich period in history, and foreshadow The Great Depression. The other music video is far more interesting and ties it in more to the lyrics. Still, it is fun to look at since it has what I think may be the most unenthusiastic audience I’ve ever seen. Some even appear to be confused as to what they are doing there.
Enjoy!
Update:
I screwed up. I found the actual Flapper Dress version. Here it is:
That happens. Me and YouTube searches aren’t perfect. Sorry.
ABBA retrospective:
- Bald Headed Woman by The Hep Stars (1966, dir. ???)
- En Stilla Flirt by Agnetha & ??? (1969, dir. ???) + 8 Hootenanny Singers Videos From 1966
- Tangokavaljeren by Björn (1969, dir. ???)
- Vårkänslor (ja, de’ ä våren) by Agnetha & Björn (1969, dir. ???)
- Titta in i men lilla kajuta by Björn (1969, dir. ???)
- Nu Ska Vi Vara Snälla by Björn & Agnetha (1969, dir. ???)
- Finns Det Flickor by Björn & Sten Nilsson (1969, dir. ???)
- Nu Ska Vi Opp, Opp, Opp by Agnetha (1969, dir. ???)
- Det Kommer En Vår by Agnetha (1969, dir. ???)
- Beate-Christine by Björn (1969, dir. ???)
- En Stilla Flirt by Agnetha & ??? (1969, dir. ???) + 8 Hootenanny Singers Videos From 1966
- Att Älska I Vårens Tid by Frida (1970, dir. ???)
- Min Soldat by Frida (1970, dir. ???)
- Söderhavets Sång by Frida (1970, dir. ???)
- Ring, Ring by ABBA (1973, dir. Lasse Hallström)
- Ring, Ring by ABBA (1973, dir. ???)
- Love Isn’t Easy (But It Sure Is Hard Enough) by ABBA (1973, dir. ???)
- Waterloo by ABBA (1974, dir. Lasse Hallström)
- Hasta Mañana by ABBA (1974, dir. ???)
- I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do by ABBA (1975, dir. Lasse Hallström)
- I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do by ABBA (1975, dir. ???)
- Bang-A-Boomerang by ABBA (1975, dir. Lasse Hallström)
- SOS by ABBA (1975, dir. Lasse Hallström)
- Mamma Mia by ABBA (1975, dir. Lasse Hallström)
- Knowing Me, Knowing You by ABBA (1976, dir. ???)
- Tropical Loveland by ABBA (1976, dir. ???)
- When I Kissed The Teacher by ABBA (1976, dir. ???)
- Tiger by ABBA (1976, dir. ???)
Film Review: Logan (dir by James Mangold)
Logan is the first great film of 2017.
It’s also one of the darkest. The specter of death hangs over almost every scene and, when death does come, it doesn’t discriminate. Good and likable people are just as likely to die as the film’s villains and, when they do die, it’s never a merciful passing. There is some humor but it’s the type of humor that’s generated by being trapped in a hopeless situation. This is one of those movies where, when you do laugh, it’s because the only other alternative is just to give up.
What’s the common complaint about comic book films? That they only exist to sell more comic books and that they are often fatally compromised by the need to appeal to as many viewers as possible? Well, that’s not a problem with Logan. Logan is a film for grown ups. During the film, when Logan (played, of course, by Hugh Jackman) comes across an X-Men comic book, he dismisses it as a fairy tale. “In the real world,” he snaps, “people die!”
That’s not to say that Logan’s a hopeless film. There is an optimistic streak to the film but it’s a cautious optimism. Much like Mad Max: Fury Road, Logan suggests that the best thing that the world has left to offer is a chance for redemption.
Now, I should point out that, while I enjoyed some of the previous films (particularly X-Men: First Class), I’m hardly an expert on the X-men franchise. But, with Logan, that doesn’t matter. Certainly, it helps to have seen some of the previous films. There are a few references to X-Men: Apocalypse. But, in the end, Logan works as a stand alone film. Even if you’ve seen none of the previous X-men films, you’ll find yourselves getting swept up in the story of Logan, Professor Xavier (Patrick Stewart), Caliban (Stephen Merchant), and Laura (Dafne Keen).
The film opens in 2029. There are only a few hints that we’re in the future: driverless truck rule the roads and, more disturbingly, it seems as if there’s fewer people around than before. Watching the film, which is full of wide open spaces and desolate towns, one gets the feeling that something has happened that has wiped out a good deal of the population. Almost all of the mutants are dead. Logan (Hugh Jackman) lives across the border, in Mexico. His only companion is the albino Caliban and Xavier.
However, this Xavier is far different from the one that we’ve seen in previous films. Suffering from Alzheimer’s, Xavier is often confused as to where he is and, if he’s not properly medicated, he can’t control his psychic powers. What’s left of Logan’s life is now dedicated to trying to keep the greatest mind in the world from destroying itself.
Logan has also changed. In the previous films, Logan was indestructible. However, his powers are weakening. He no longer heals as quickly as before. He’s losing his eyesight. Even his famous claws are no longer as reliable as they once were. Logan now works as a limo driver in El Paso. One night, a group of frat boys have him drive by the border crossing so that they can chant “USA! USA!” Another night, he drives around a drunken bachelorette party, trying to ignore one of the bridesmaids exposing her breasts to him. And then, he picks up Gabriella (Elizabeth Rodriguez) and Laura.
Gabriella is a nurse. Laura is an apparently mute 11 year-old girl who has the same powers as Logan. Gabriella asks Logan to help them get to North Dakota (or “Eden,” as Gabriella calls it). Logan says no but he quickly discovers that he doesn’t have a choice. A sadistic cyborg named Donald Pierce (Boyd Holbrook, giving a disturbingly charismatic performance) is searching for Gabriella, Laura, and Logan. The only way for Logan to protect Xavier is to make that trip to North Dakota.
Pierce, I should mention, isn’t alone. Pierce has a black-clad army of mercenaries at his disposal but he, and his employer (Richard E. Grant, in the role of the bad guy with the British accent), have a secret weapon. This weapon looks and acts like a young Logan and there’s a reason for that. By the end of the film, Logan truly is at war with the savage beast that he once was.
Logan is a violent film, one that doesn’t flinch when it comes to earning its R-rated. I don’t want to give too much away so excuse my vagueness when I say that, a little over an hour into Logan, there’s a fight scene of such brutality and uncompromising violence that it left me shaken in a way that no other “comic book” film ever has. Logan earns that R-rating but it never feels exploitive or gratuitous. When Logan curses (which he does quite a bit), it’s because that’s what people do when they’re in a hopeless situation. And, for all the fighting and all the blood and all the death, Logan never celebrates violence.
Instead, it celebrates redemption.
Early on, there’s a rather sweet scene where Xavier and Laura watch Shane on television. It’s an important scene because, in many ways, Logan is a western. Logan is the mysterious gunslinger who, after a lifetime of violence, finally has a chance to do something to preserve life rather than spread death. Just in case we missed, director James Mangold includes a scene in which Logan and Xavier help a family of ranchers round up some horses. Later, there’s a tense stand-off between Logan and a group of cowboy hat-wearing rednecks that feels as if it could have come straight from a spaghetti western.
Hugh Jackman is an acclaimed and accomplished actor but, to many people, he will always be the Wolverine. This is his 9th time to play the character and Jackman gives not only his best performance in the role but perhaps the best performance of his career. (It’s certainly the equal of his Oscar-nominated work in Les Miserables.) One look at Jackman’s weathered face and his haunted eyes and you immediately know that there’s going to be more to Logan than just comic book action. And then there’s Patrick Stewart, who has never been more heartbreaking and vulnerable than he is here. Finally, Dafne Keen gives a fierce performance, one that will probably remind many people of Chloe Grace Moretz’s breakthrough role in Kick-Ass.
Earlier, I mentioned Mad Max: Fury Road. It’s an appropriate comparison, as the two films have much in common. (That said, Logan definitely establishes its own identity.) There’s been some talk that Logan could be the first comic book film to ever receive a nomination for best picture. I don’t know if that’s going to happen or not. (I fear that a lot of Academy members will mentally check out during a jokey pre-credits sequence, one that serves as a teaser for the sequel to Deadpool. I understand why it was included it at the beginning of the film. Logan ends on such a poignant note that a post-credits scene would have felt inappropriate. But still, as much as I love Ryan Reynolds, it feels out-of-place.) I will say this — Logan deserves consideration. Logan occasionally had me fighting to catch my breath and it left me with tears in my eyes. For Logan to get a nomination, it’s going to need the same support from the critics groups that Mad Max: Fury Road received. The Academy is going to need the critics to reassure them that it’s okay to nominate a film about mutants being chased by a cyborg. It’s still early in the year. Anything could happen.
It could be nominated for every Oscar or it could be nominated for none. But, in the end, Logan is a great film.
A Movie A Day #62: Rude Boy (1980, directed by Jack Hazan and David Mingay)
London. 1980. Ray (Ray Gange) is an alcoholic who lives in a council block, one that is decorated by the type of racist graffiti that, years later, is still a distressingly common site in London. Ray spends his days working at a Soho sex shop and his nights drinking. One night, at the pub, he drunkenly shares his opinion that politics is all “bollocks.” The man that Ray is talking to is Joe Strummer of The Clash. Soon, Ray (whose sympathies make him a natural supporter of the National Front) is a roadie for punk rock’s most prominent socialists. “I’m watching you!” Mick Jones snarls at Ray. At another point, he yells at Ray to “Get off the fucking stage!” during a show. The perpetually drunk Ray struggles with even the slightest of duties but he loves The Clash, even though they seem to hate him.
Rude Boy is an odd one and, watching it, it’s not surprising to learn The Clash subsequently disavowed the movie. Whenever The Clash are off-stage, they simply do not come across well. For a proponent of world revolution, Mick Jones seems a little too comfortable with his role as a decadent rock star. Joe Strummer, one of the most incendiary political lyricists of all time, struggles to articulate his views whenever he’s not performing and is often reduced to mumbling clichés about the people’s struggle. Fortunately, the majority of Rude Boy is taken up by footage of The Clash performing, whether in the studio recording Give ‘Em Enough Rope or on tour or at a Rock Against Racism concert. The footage of The Clash performing is never less than amazing, though it is easy to see what Johnny Lydon meant when he complained that The Clash were so high energy and undisciplined that they always burned themselves out three or four songs into a show.
As for the rest of the movie, it was largely improvised, with only a few scripted scenes. While I think Rude Boy would have made a stronger statement if it had just been a straight concert film, its documentary style does capture the bleak lives of despair that inspired a thousand punk songs. Because of Rude Boy‘s uneven structure, the life of Ray the Roadie may not seem to add up to much, especially when compared to everything else going on around him.
Maybe that was the point.
Artwork of the Day: Sex Trap
Music Video of the Day: Tiger by ABBA (1976, dir. Per Falkman)
Well, this is different for ABBA. Mvdbase says that this was released in 1976. The album it is from–Arrival–did come out that year. However, I’m not 100% sure. The reason I say that is because this and the video for Night Fever by the Bee Gees are pretty much the same video. I’m going with 1976 since you can see that Frida is wearing a T-Shirt that says 1776 on it.
While the video is similar to Night Fever, there are some key differences. They both share footage of the nightlife in common, but the Bee Gees aren’t actually part of it in their video. They are just superimposed over the footage. In this video, you actually get to see band driving around the city at night.
The other thing to notice is how little lip-syncing there is in the video. It’s almost non-existent. There’s a little at the beginning, and that one shot where Frida and Agnetha seem to have switched seats to sing to the camera. Otherwise, it’s just Agnetha driving the band around at night while the song plays. There’s plenty of shots where Agnetha and Frida could be lip-syncing. But instead, we are treated to Agnetha looking very serious, and Frida giving us a quick smirk at one point. Night Fever has them lip-syncing throughout. I like the lack of lip-syncing. It makes it feel gritty. It helps the visuals fit this song.
Enjoy!
ABBA retrospective:
- Bald Headed Woman by The Hep Stars (1966, dir. ???)
- En Stilla Flirt by Agnetha & ??? (1969, dir. ???) + 8 Hootenanny Singers Videos From 1966
- Tangokavaljeren by Björn (1969, dir. ???)
- Vårkänslor (ja, de’ ä våren) by Agnetha & Björn (1969, dir. ???)
- Titta in i men lilla kajuta by Björn (1969, dir. ???)
- Nu Ska Vi Vara Snälla by Björn & Agnetha (1969, dir. ???)
- Finns Det Flickor by Björn & Sten Nilsson (1969, dir. ???)
- Nu Ska Vi Opp, Opp, Opp by Agnetha (1969, dir. ???)
- Det Kommer En Vår by Agnetha (1969, dir. ???)
- Beate-Christine by Björn (1969, dir. ???)
- En Stilla Flirt by Agnetha & ??? (1969, dir. ???) + 8 Hootenanny Singers Videos From 1966
- Att Älska I Vårens Tid by Frida (1970, dir. ???)
- Min Soldat by Frida (1970, dir. ???)
- Söderhavets Sång by Frida (1970, dir. ???)
- Ring, Ring by ABBA (1973, dir. Lasse Hallström)
- Ring, Ring by ABBA (1973, dir. ???)
- Love Isn’t Easy (But It Sure Is Hard Enough) by ABBA (1973, dir. ???)
- Waterloo by ABBA (1974, dir. Lasse Hallström)
- Hasta Mañana by ABBA (1974, dir. ???)
- I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do by ABBA (1975, dir. Lasse Hallström)
- I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do by ABBA (1975, dir. ???)
- Bang-A-Boomerang by ABBA (1975, dir. Lasse Hallström)
- SOS by ABBA (1975, dir. Lasse Hallström)
- Mamma Mia by ABBA (1975, dir. Lasse Hallström)
- Knowing Me, Knowing You by ABBA (1976, dir. ???)
- Tropical Loveland by ABBA (1976, dir. ???)
- When I Kissed The Teacher by ABBA (1976, dir. ???)
A Movie A Day #61: Kickboxer (1989, directed by Mark DiSalle and David Worth)

Of the second tier action stars of the late 80s and 90s, Jean-Claude Van Damme was perhaps the best. Dolph Lundgren may have been a better actor but he could not match Van Damme’s athleticism. Steven Seagal, in the years of before the weight gain, was rumored to be a more authentic martial artist but everyone knew he was also an asshole and couldn’t act worth shit. Van Damme was always fun to watch, especially if you were a kid at the time his movies were in the theaters or showing up on a cable. Everyone wanted to be Jean-Claude Van Damme after watching one of his best movies. So what if he was a stiff actor with a thick accent? That hadn’t hurt Schwarzenegger or Stallone.
Kickboxer was the film that introduced most people to Van Damme. Kurt Sloane (Van Damme!) is the cornerman for his brother, Eric (Dennis Alexio), America’s kickboxing champion. Eric is lured to Thailand to fight the viscous Tong Po (Michel Qissi, a childhood friend of Van Damme’s). How evil is Tong Po? He is so evil that, when Kurt tries to throw the towel and end the fight, Tong kicks the towel out of the ring. That’s evil!

What are you doing here, Duke!?
After the fight leaves Eric crippled, Kurt gets revenge the only way he can. He enters the ring and takes on Tong Po, himself! They fight the ancient way, with both of their hands covered with broken glass. When you’re 12 years old and watching an R-rated film on HBO, that is really cool. Of course, before Kurt can enter the ring, he has to go through a training montage with Xian Chan (Dennis Chan) and fight off Tong Po’s sponsor, local gangster Freddy Li (Ka Ting Lee).
Rewatching Kickboxer, I saw it was even more predictable than I remembered. At the same time, it was impossible not to, once again, get caught up in that final fight between Kurt and Tong Po. The montages may have been silly. The soundtrack may have been cheesy. Van Damme may have been even more uncertain of an actor than I remembered but it did not matter. Kickboxer may be dumb but it’s still really cool. Within a few minutes of watching Kickboxer, I was a kid again and I was having the time of my life.
As for Jean-Claude Van Damme, he went through some well-publicized troubles but he emerged from it all as a far better actor. Just check out JCVD if you get the chance.

Here’s The Latest Trailer For The American Release of T2 Trainspotting!
T2, Danny Boyle’s sequel to Trainspotting, has already been released in the UK, where it received good but not great reviews.
(If anyone is interested in opening a TSL Bureau in the United Kingdom, please let us know.)
It’ll be released in America later this month. Here’s the latest trailer for the American release!
A Quickie on a Quickie: KING OF THE ZOMBIES (Monogram 1941)
KING OF THE ZOMBIES is a 1941 Monogram horror quickie that does not star Bela Lugosi. Apparently, the great Hungarian actor was too busy at the time. I don’t see how, it’s not like he was making A-list epics that year. Looking at his 1941 output, Lugosi starred in the studio’s THE INVISIBLE GHOST, SPOOKS RUN WILD with the East Side Kids, and had small roles in Universal’s THE BLACK CAT and THE WOLF MAN . That’s what, about 4-5 weeks worth of work? Anyway, the part of zombie master Dr. Sangre was taken by Henry Victor, best known as strongman Hercules in Tod Browning’s FREAKS.
What KING OF THE ZOMBIES does have is black comic actor Mantan Moreland . In fact, I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t for Mantan, this film would’ve been lomg forgotten. I know many people today find his pop-eyed, mangled English, “feets do yo stuff” scairdy-cat schtick offensive and…
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Celebrate Texas Independence Day With My Favorite Scene From Bernie!
Happy Texas Independence Day!
Down here in Dallas, we celebrate Texas Independence Day by going down to Dealy Plaza and laughing at all the northern tourists sweating and talking about how they’re about to faint because they can’t handle a 75 degreee day.
But, if that sounds a little bit too mean-spirited to you, you can celebrate by watching my favorite scene from Richard Linklater’s Bernie! I know that I’ve probably shared this before but what can I say? I really love this quick lesson about my home state:
By the way, that line about “Dallas snobs,” always got a big laugh from the audiences at the Dallas Angelika. It’s important to have a sense of humor.
Don’t worry, Vermont. You’ll learn how to laugh at yourself someday.










