Retro Television Reviews: Fantasy Island 2.7 “Let the Good Times Roll/Nightmare/The Tiger”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing the original Fantasy Island, which ran on ABC from 1977 to 1986.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi!

This week, we’ve got a special, 90-minute episode of Fantasy Island!

Episode 2.7 “Let the Good Times Roll/Nightmare/The Tiger”

(Dir by George McCowan, originally aired on November 4th, 1978)

This week’s supersized episode of Fantasy Island begins with Tattoo revealing that he’s come up with a new way to annoy Mr. Roarke.

Mr, Roarke rolls his eyes and dramatically sighs, especially when Tattoo makes the mistake of assuming that Roarke is a Pisces.  (“I am a Sagittarius!” Roarke snaps.)  For once, Mr. Roarke is right to be annoyed.  There’s no time for this foolishness this week!  We’ve got three fantasies to deal with!

For instance, Duke Manducci (Paul Sand) and Ernie “Smooth” Kowalski (Peter Isacksen) want to go back to the 1960s and relive their youth.  Duke was once known as the King of the Strip because he could outrace anyone.  Now, years later, Duke is just a guy working in a garage.  Roarke leads them to an exact recreation of the Strip.  The Strip is so perfectly recreated that even Donny Bonaduce shows up to make trouble.

Uh-oh, it turns out that Mr. Roarke has also invited all of Duke’s old friends to come take part in Duke’s fantasy.  Except, of course, none of them know that Duke is still working at the same gas station that he worked at as a teenager.  Duke ends up telling a lot of lies in order to convince them that he’s made a success of himself.   But when he falls for Sheila Crane (Mary Ann Mobley), he realizes that it’s time to be honest.  And when Bonaduce challenges him to a race, Duke eventually realizes that his racing days are over and it’s time for him to be a grown-up.  Duke not only learns an important lesson but he’s also offered a job working on a NASCAR pit crew.  Yay!

Meanwhile, Janine Sanford (Pamela Franklin) is haunted by a recurring nightmare.  She always has the dream at midnight and she’s never made it to the end of the dream without waking up.  She travels to Fantasy Island with her husband (Brett Halsey, who later starred in Fulci’s Touch of Death) and her father (Ray Milland).  Her fantasy is see how her nightmare ends.  Mr. Roarke takes her to what he calls the Nightmare House.

And, oh my God, this nightmare is seriously freaky!  We see it twice.  It involves Janine watching as all of her childhood toys catch on fire.  There’s even a clown that comes to life and go crazy at one point.

Janine’s father is convinced that the dream is linked to some sort of past trauma and he fears that Janine will be hurt if she relives it. 

It turns out the joke’s on him!  Janine’s nightmare is not about the past but the future.  It turns out that it was warning her that her father was going to be trapped in a fire.  When her father is indeed trapped in a fire, Janine is able to rescue him.  Yay!  What a great fantasy and I love a happy ending.  This fantasy is handled so well that it takes a while to realize that the show just kind of dropped the whole idea of Janine suffering from past trauma, despite the fact that her father seemed really worried about what she might end up remembering.  

Finally, for our third fantasy, Victor Duncan (Darren McGavin) is a Hemingwayesque writer who wants to go to India so he can hunt a legendary tiger.  How do you think that works out for him?

Yep, the tiger kills him.

Fear not, though!  Mr. Roarke explains to Tattoo that Victor was actually terminally ill and his fantasy was to die on Fantasy Island.  So, I guess that’s a happy ending.

I actually liked this episode, if just because it was throwback to season one when all of the fantasies were linked by a common theme.  Here the link is aging and growing up.  Duke and Victor both have to deal with the fact that they’re no longer young men.  Janine manages to put her nightmare behind her and move on.  These three fantasies all seemed to belong together, so there were none of the strange tonal shifts that I’ve noticed in some of the other episodes.  All in all, this was a good trip to Fantasy Island.

Music Video of the Day: Por el Resto de tu Vida by Christian Nodal (2023, dir by Facundo Ballve)


Reminding us that music is truly the international language (along with love, of course — never accuse me of forgetting about love!), today’s music video of the day comes to us from Argentina!

Enjoy!

Here’s The Trailer For The Boogeyman!


Another year, another Stephen King adaptation.

The Boogeyman is based on a short story that King wrote in 1973.  Obviously, King is a big name in horror but how can any film called Boogeyman hope to top the work of Ulli Lommel?

Here’s the trailer:

Here’s The Trailer For Murder Mystery 2!


The first Murder Mystery was an entertaining and even rather sweet mix of comedy and mystery so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that both Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston have returned for Murder Mystery 2.  Apparently, in the years since the first film, Nick and Audrey have started their own detective agency and they’ve even taken that trip to Paris!  However, an invitation to an island wedding put them right in the middle of another mystery!

If this film is successful, I imagine we’ll get several more Nick/Audrey films.  And why not?  Sandler and Aniston had a really fun chemistry in the first film.  Let’s hope the same is true for the second one.

Here’s the trailer for Murder Mystery 2!

Retro Television Reviews: Hang Time 3.15 “Teen Mom” and 3.16 “Midnight Basketball”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Hang Time, which ran on NBC from 1995 to 2000.  The entire show is currently streaming on YouTube!

The saga of Indiana’s greatest basketball team continues.  I’ll always remember me and my friends at Hang Time….

Episode 3.15 “Teen Mom”

(Directed by Patrick Maloney, originally aired on November 1st, 1997)

Danny’s latest girlfriend, Sarah, is a teen mom!  Danny decides that, since he loves Sarah and he loves her son Max, he wants to marry her.  Sarah turns him down and Danny says that if she ever needs a babysitter, she knows who to call.  Then he leaves her house, alone.

Wow, what a depressing episode!  Give some credit to Chad Gabriel, who gives a good performance and who proves that he deserved to headline more episodes of this series than he did but still, this was definitely not a cheery episode.

Fortunately, there is a comedic B-plot, in which Kristy gets addicted to playing a video game called Killer Klown.  It  causes her to miss a photo shoot but … oh well!  KILLER KLOWN!

Episode 3.16 “Midnight Basketball”

(Directed by Patrick Maloney, originally aired on November 1st, 1997)

In a storyline that was used in not just one but three different episodes of Saved By The Bell, the school starts a teen line!

Coach Fuller takes charge of the teen line and, of course, the operators are the members of the basketball team.  Despite the fact that they went out on a date just two episodes ago, Michael is not sure that Julie likes him and Julie isn’t sure that Michael likes her.  They each call the teen line for advice.  Mary Beth tells Julie to throw herself at Michael.  Danny tells Michael to ignore Julie and “play hard to get.”  It’s terrible advice and it leads to a lot of confusion.  Eventually, Julie figures out why Michael has been ignoring her and they end up kissing while the audience goes wild.  Doesn’t anyone remember how badly all of Julie’s relationships tend to end?

Meanwhile, Teddy befriends a caller named Eric.  Eric keeps getting into fights because there’s nothing for him and his friends to do at night.  Breaking the rules of Teen Line (much as Zach Morris once did), Teddy meets with Eric.  Taking sympathy on Eric, Teddy arranges for a midnight basketball game at Deering High.  Eric and his friends are defeated and thoroughly humiliated by the Tornadoes.  Needless to say, Eric is not happy about that and he trashes the team’s locker room.  To be honest, I don’t blame Eric.  How are you going to invite people to your gym and then humiliate them in the middle of the night?

That said, after a heart-to-heart with Teddy, Eric returns to Deering to help clean up the locker room.  Teddy promises to mentor Eric.  We will probably never see Eric again.

I have to say that, even on a show like Hang Time, Anthony Anderson was already a good actor.  There’s a lot of heart and sincerity in his performance here and it makes the episode work even when it shouldn’t.

The AARP Honors Top Gun: Maverick!


 

To be honest, the AARP naming Top Gun: Maverick the best film of 2022 is perhaps the least surprising moment of the 2022 awards season.  Don’t get me wrong.  I love Top Gun: Maverick and it’s my pick for the best of 2022.  But I don’t think there was ever any doubt that it was going to win with an organization made up of people who saw the first Top Gun when it was originally released in theaters.

Anyway, here are all the AARP winners!  You can see all of the nominees by clicking here.

Best Picture/Best Movie for Grownups
Top Gun: Maverick

Best Actress
Michelle Yeoh (Everything Everywhere All at Once)

Best Actor
Brendan Fraser (The Whale)

Best Supporting Actress
Judith Ivey (Women Talking)

Best Supporting Actor
Judd Hirsch (The Fabelmans)

Best Director
Baz Luhrmann (Elvis)

Best Screenwriter
Kazuo Ishiguro (Living)

Best Actress (TV)
Sheryl Lee Ralph (Abbott Elementary)

Best Actor (TV)
Jeff Bridges (The Old Man)

Best TV Series
The Old Man

Best TV Movie/Limited Series
Black Bird

Best Ensemble
She Said

Best Intergenerational Movie
Till

Best Time Capsule
Elvis

Best Grownup Love Story
Good Luck to You, Leo Grande

Best Documentary
Gabby Giffords Won’t Back Down

Best Foreign Film
The Quiet Girl (Ireland)

 

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For End of a Gun and White Lightning!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

 

 

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 2016’s End of a Gun!  Selected and hosted by Matthew Titus, it features Steven Seagal being Steven Seagal.

 

Following #MondayActionMovie, Brad and Sierra will be hosting the #MondayMuggers live tweet.  We will be watching 1973’s White Lightning, starring Burt Reynolds!  This film can be found on Prime and Tubi!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto twitter, start End of a Gun at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then, at 10 pm et, start White Lightning , and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag!  The live tweet community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.   

Burt says “Come on in!”

Music Video of the Day: Lavender Haze by Taylor Swift (2023, dir by Taylor Swift)


With this video, Taylor not only sings and stars but she also directs!  Is there nothing that Taylor Swift can’t do?

Because I’m a natural contrarian, I’ve looked for a lot of excuses to dislike Taylor Swift but I just can’t.  She’s just too damn likable.

Enjoy!

Lisa Marie’s Week Review: 1/23/23 — 1/29/23


The Oscar nominations were finally revealed this week and now, I feel like I’ve slammed into a brick wall.  It’s not that I had any issues with the nominations.  It’s just that, since December, all of my focus has been on awards season.  Now, award season is pretty much over and I’m still adjusting.

Anyway, woe is me!  Here’s what I watched and listened to this week!

Films I Watched:

  1. Airplane! (1980)
  2. Babylon (2022)
  3. Breakdown (1997)
  4. Crash and Byrnes (2000)
  5. Dr. Strange In The Multiverse of Madness (2022)
  6. The Fabelmans (2022)
  7. Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022)
  8. Marcel the Shell With Shoes On (2022)
  9. Margin Call (2011)
  10. Pearl (2022)
  11. The Prowler (1981)
  12. The Spanish Cape Mystery (1935)
  13. Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
  14. Troll 2 (1990)
  15. TV Party: Documentary (2005)
  16. Wire Room (2022)
  17. You People (2023)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. Accused
  2. American Auto
  3. The Bachelor
  4. The Brady Bunch Hour
  5. Customer Wars
  6. Football Game: Bengals vs Chiefs
  7. Football Game: Eagles vs The 49ers
  8. Hell’s Kitchen
  9. Kids Behind Bars: Life or Parole?
  10. Law & Order
  11. The Most Comfortable Bra You Will Ever Own
  12. Neighborhood Wars
  13. Night Court
  14. Parking Wars
  15. Survivor: Redemption Island

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Blanco
  2. Britney Spears
  3. Camila Cabello
  4. The Chemical Brothers
  5. Coldplay
  6. Daughter
  7. Diplo
  8. Emma Bunton
  9. Fiona Apple
  10. Geri Halliwell
  11. Katy Perry
  12. Kofs
  13. Lorde
  14. Olivia Rodrigo
  15. Opaline
  16. The Prodigy
  17. Selena Gomez
  18. Taylor Swift
  19. Tyler Hubbard
  20. Upsahl
  21. YELLE

Live Tweets:

  1. Crash & Byrne
  2. Breakdown
  3. Troll 2
  4. The Prowler

Awards Season:

  1. Lisa Marie’s Final Oscar 2022 Predictions
  2. Online Film Critics Society Winners
  3. Latino Entertainment Journalists Nominees
  4. Kansas City Film Critics Winners
  5. Razzie Nominations
  6. What If Lisa Marie Picked The Oscar Nominees: 2022 Edition
  7. Oscar Nominations
  8. Writers Guild Nominations
  9. The Sundance Film Festival Winners

News From Last Week:

  1. Lisa Loring, the original Wednesday Addams, passes away at 64
  2. Spanish Film Director Eugenio Martin Dies at 97
  3. Painter and Beat Film Director Alfred Leslie Dies at 95
  4. Musician and Producer Tom Verlaine Dies at 73
  5. Money, That’s What I Want Singer Barrett Strong Died at 84
  6. Actress Annie Wersching Dies at 45
  7. Actress Sylvia Syms Dies at 89
  8. Actor Lance Kerwin Dies at 62
  9. Three Dog Night Drummer Floyd Sneed Dies at 80
  10. Actor Everett Quinton Dies at 71
  11. Why Andrea Riseborough’s controversial upset Oscar nomination is now under review by the Academy
  12. ‘To Leslie’ Instagram Post Referencing Cate Blanchett Could Factor Into Academy Board Meeting
  13. Christina Ricci Says Academy’s ‘Backward’ Review of Andrea Riseborough Oscar Nom ‘Feels Elitist’
  14. Avatar 2’ Tops Box Office for Seventh Weekend, Crosses $2.11 Billion Globally

Links From Last Week:

  1. Oscars Op-Ed: Why Surprise Nominee Andrea Riseborough Is Unlikely to Face Sanctions for Unusual Campaign
  2. Have You Seen This Black Bear Selfie Queen? Hundreds Of Wild Bear Selfies For Your Sunday!
  3. Tater’s Week in Review 1/28/23

Links From The Site:

  1. I shared my week in television!
  2. I paid tribute to Tobe Hooper!
  3. I shared scenes from Metropolitan and The Addams Family!
  4. I reviewed Hitchhike!, Wire Room, and You People!
  5. I reviewed Hang Time, Fantasy Island, The Love Boat, City Guys, The Brady Bunch Hour, and California Dreams!
  6. I shared music videos from Daughter, Yelle, Tyler Hubbard, Kofs, Opaline, Diplo, and Blanco!
  7. Erin shared Silk Stocking Stories, Wanton By Night, Night Bus, Wink, Weird Tales, Illicit Pleasure, and Naked Acre!

More From Us:

  1. At my music site, I shared songs from Selena Gomez, Camila Cabello, Geri Halliwell, Lorde, Fiona Apple, Emma Bunton, and Olivia Rodrigo!
  2. At her photography site, Erin shared Ring, dark path, twins, SMU, Watching, and Play!

Want to see what I did last week?  Click here!

Rest In Peace to Lisa Loring, the original Wednesday Addams


Rest in peace to Lisa Loring, the original Wednesday Addams.  She passed away as the result of a stroke yesterday.  She was 64 years old.

Here she is, as Wednesday, teaching Lurch how not to be a square.