Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

This week, Degrassi goes there!

Episode 2.2 “A Helping Hand”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on January 14th, 1988)

There’s a lot of drama to be found in this week’s episode of Degrassi Junior High.  In fact, this is actually the first episode that I’ve seen that juggled three on-going B-plots along with the A-plot.  Watching this episode felt very much like being dropped into a real middle school where everyone has some sort of drama playing out in their lives.

For instance, Shane tells Spike that he told his parents about Spike being pregnant.  For a moment, Spike is proud of Shane for finally doing the right thing.  Then, she finds out that Shane’s parents want to meet with Spike and her mother, which is something that neither Spike nor Shane are looking forward to dealing with.  Shane also mentions that his father is a preacher.  Even though the meeting doesn’t actually happen during this episode, I can already guess what’s probably going to happen when it does.  It’s never a good sign when someone on Degrassi is a preacher’s kid.

Meanwhile, Stephanie is upset that Alexis is still wearing Stephanie’s old clothes and that she’s still dating Simon as result.  At first, Alexis refuses to return Stephanie’s clothes but, after Alexis’s mom comes across them, Alexis is ordered to return them.  An excited Stephanie changes back into her trampy clothes and smiles at Simon in the hallway and Simon totally ignores her.  Ouch!

As for Stephanie’s former crush, Wheels is struggling in school and running the risk of being held back a grade.  His parents have even declared that Wheels can no longer be the Zit Remedy’s bass player until his “marks” improve.  With the support of Ms. Avery, Wheels gets his eyes checked and he gets a pair of glasses!  (Those of you who know your Degrassi history know what an important moment this is.  Those glasses — and eventually a mullet — would become Wheels’s trademark.)  Wheels can now see but Joey and Snake aren’t sure if there’s ever been a rock star with glasses.

“What about John Lennon?” Wheels asks.

“Who?” Joey replies.

“Some 60s guy,” Snake explains.

(Did Canada ban the Beatles?)

With Wheels temporarily sidelined by his bad grades, Joey and Snake look for a substitute bassist and just happen to hear Simon playing a bass guitar.  Simon may not have Wheels’s tragic past (and future) but he does have perfect eyesight.

Finally, in this episode’s main plot, Mr. Raditch is in the hospital so his homeroom gets a substitute teacher.  Mr. Colby (Marcus Bruce) is dorky but likable, a youngish teacher who wears goofy sweaters and who encourages his students to think for themselves and who is extremely touchy-feely when it comes to Lucy.  Lucy, who is still on probation for shop lifting and who is lonely since her best friend Voula moved away, at first appreciates Mr. Colby’s attention.  She gets upset when L.D. (Amanda Cook) says that Mr. Colby is creepy.

“You’re just jealous!” Lucy snaps, despite the fact that L.D. is her new clothes-borrowing best friend.

“At least I’m not a shoplifter!” L.D. yells back.

(Ouch!  Then again, maybe if L.D. was a shoplifter, she’d actually have some decent clothes of her own to wear.)

Eventually, Mr. Colby asks Lucy to stay after class.  When he puts his hand on her back and whispers that she’s a very special student, Lucy realizes that L.D. was right!  Fortunately, Wheels is standing on the other side of the door and, with his new super-vision, he sees what Mr. Colby is up to.  Wheels steps into the classroom and says that he needs to get a book.  Lucy takes advantage of the distraction to make her escape.

The next day, Mr. Colby passes Lucy in the hallway and tells her not to say anything about what happened before adding that, of course, nothing did happen.  Lucy just misinterpreted his attempts to be friendly.  What a creep!  Wheels approaches Lucy and offers to testify on her behalf.  Lucy smiles as the jarringly cheerful theme music starts up and the end credits roll.

That’s a nice ending for a well-done episode but again, it’s hard not to think about what’s going to happen in the future with all of these characters.  Lucy and Wheels may be smiling now but, if you know the history of this show, you also know what’s going to happen after they graduate high school.  Wheels is going drive drunk and, with Lucy in the car with him, end up crashing his car, killing a kid, and temporarily blinding and crippling Lucy.  The future for Wheels is jail and the future for Lucy is years of painful physical rehab.  Seriously, Degrassi Junior High is one dark show!

As for this episode, every woman has had to deal with a Mr. Colby at some point in their lives and I will admit to cringing whenever he placed his hands on Lucy’s shoulders while talking to her.  I could relate to what Lucy was feeling all too well.  Mr. Colby’s final declaration that he didn’t do anything wrong and that it was Lucy’s fault for misunderstanding him sounded all too familiar.  Fortunately, Lucy had people in her life who were looking out for her and who had her back, like L.D. and Wheels.  (As usual, Lucy’s parents were present only as voices on an answering machine.)  Both Wheels and Mr. Colby said they wanted to help Lucy but Wheels was the only one who meant it.

Next week, Joey gets a new girlfriend and Arthur calls a sex therapist.  That’s right …. it’s time for Dr. Sally!