Review: Observe and Report (dir. by Jody Hill)


“I’m not a good person. I’m not a bad person. I’m just not a person that things happen to.” — Ronnie Barnhardt

There’s a specific kind of whiplash that comes from watching Observe & Report, Jody Hill’s 2009 dark comedy about a bipolar mall cop named Ronnie Barnhardt. On its surface, the film invites comparisons to Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which came out the same year, but that’s like comparing a punch to the gut with a tickle fight. Where Paul Blart plays it safe with slapstick and heart, Observe & Report dives headfirst into uncomfortable, ugly, and strangely profound territory. This is not a movie for everyone, and that’s precisely why it has earned a cult following over the years. It’s a film that hides a serious character study inside a dirty joke, and depending on your mood, it’s either a misunderstood masterpiece or a mean-spirited mess. Honestly, it’s a bit of both.

The plot, such as it is, follows Ronnie (played with terrifying commitment by Seth Rogen), the head security guard at the Forest Ridge Mall. Ronnie sees himself as a warrior-poet of law enforcement, constantly vying for the respect he feels he deserves from the local police, specifically the smug Detective Harrison (Ray Liotta). When a flasher starts terrorizing the mall, Ronnie sees his chance to prove his worth. But the film is less about catching the pervert and more about Ronnie’s slow, volatile unraveling. He pops antipsychotic meds, lives with his alcoholic mother (Celia Weston), and harbors a delusional crush on a makeup counter girl named Brandi (Anna Faris), who is openly using him. It’s a recipe for a tragedy, but Hill frames it as a comedy so deadpan and abrasive that you’re never quite sure when you’re allowed to laugh.

Let’s talk about performance, because Rogen does something here that he’s rarely done before or since. He sheds the lovable stoner schtick entirely. Ronnie is not charming. He’s awkward, prone to violent outbursts, and genuinely frightening in his conviction. When he goes off his medication, the film shifts from quirky indie comedy to something closer to Taxi Driver. Rogen plays Ronnie with a straight-backed, chest-out posture that suggests a man holding himself together with duct tape and delusion. There’s a scene where he interrogates a group of teenagers—pulling one kid’s pants down and pepper-spraying another—that is so uncomfortably realistic in its abuse of authority that you might wince instead of chuckle. That’s the point. Hill isn’t interested in making Ronnie a hero. He’s interested in the gap between how Ronnie sees himself (a lone crusader for justice) and how the world sees him (a dangerous liability).

The supporting cast deserves a shout-out here. Anna Faris is pitch-perfect as Brandi, a shallow, cocaine-snorting mess who treats Ronnie’s affection as a minor inconvenience. She never plays for sympathy, which makes her character brutally honest. And it’s in her most uncomfortable scene with Ronnie that the film’s entire thesis snaps into focus. Without spoiling exactly what happens, Brandi invites Ronnie to her apartment after a long night of drinking and using. For a brief, hopeful moment, the film seems to be offering him a genuine connection. But Brandi is too self-absorbed to notice Ronnie’s desperate, medication-starved sincerity, and Ronnie himself misreads every signal she doesn’t bother to send. What unfolds is a hollow, mechanical act that Ronnie mistakes for intimacy and Brandi barely registers as an inconvenience. The scene is shot flatly—no music, no punchline, just the awful silence of two broken people failing to see each other. Ronnie sees a fantasy of Brandi that doesn’t exist. Brandi sees a tool she can use and discard. It’s a car crash you know you shouldn’t slow down for, but you do anyway, and when you get close enough to see the human damage, the film refuses to let you look away. That moment is emblematic of Observe & Report as a whole: it dares you to laugh, then makes you feel gross for even considering it. Most dark comedies use shock for a quick gag. Hill uses it as a mirror.

Michael Peña shows up as Ronnie’s loyal but dim partner Dennis, providing the film’s few genuine moments of warmth. And then there’s Ray Liotta, practically playing a parody of his Goodfellas persona, but in a way that underscores the film’s central irony: the real cops are just as arrogant and flawed as Ronnie, but they have badges, so it’s allowed. Liotta’s Detective Harrison isn’t a hero; he’s just a bully with better legal standing.

From a craft perspective, Observe & Report is deceptively smart. Jody Hill, who came from the brilliant but uncomfortable HBO show Eastbound & Down, directs with a strange kind of sincerity. The mall is shot like a battlefield or a Western town, all wide angles and lonely corridors. There’s a scene where Ronnie imagines a slow-motion shootout set to a cover of “Rocket Man,” and it’s both hilarious and deeply sad. Hill uses music ironically but not cruelly. The film’s climax, which I won’t spoil, involves a literal parking lot confrontation that descends into shocking, bloody violence—and then immediately undercuts it with a joke so tasteless it almost works as social commentary. This is where the film splits audiences. Some see a juvenile attempt to shock. Others see a pointed satire of vigilantism and the American male ego.

The biggest critique of Observe & Report is its tonal chaos. The movie can’t decide if you’re supposed to laugh at Ronnie’s mental illness or cry for him. In one scene, he’s horrifically mean to a genuinely kind love interest (played by Collette Wolfe). In the next, he’s delivering a surprisingly vulnerable monologue about being a “security guard for his own heart.” The Brandi apartment scene sits right at the center of this chaos, a perfect little engine of discomfort that powers everything around it. If you walk in expecting a stoner comedy, that scene will leave you unsettled. If you walk in expecting a gritty character study, the dick jokes and mall-cop absurdity surrounding it will feel out of place. That’s the point. The film deliberately rubs its contradictions in your face, and the Brandi scene is where those contradictions burn hottest.

That said, the film’s final act is where it earns its cult status. Without giving too much away, Ronnie essentially achieves his goal—but the victory is hollow, pointless, and tinged with tragedy. The very last shot is a freeze frame that asks you to reconsider everything you’ve just watched, including that awful night in Brandi’s apartment. Is Ronnie a hero? A monster? A pathetic man who got lucky? Hill refuses to label him, which is rare in mainstream American cinema. Most movies would either punish or redeem a character like this. Observe & Report simply watches him continue, the same broken person he always was, now with a slight bump in self-esteem. That’s either a brilliant subversion of the “loser succeeds” trope or a cop-out. I lean toward brilliant, but I wouldn’t argue with someone who hated it.

So, final verdict? Observe & Report is not a film I can recommend easily. If you need your comedies to be warm, predictable, or morally clear, stay far away. But if you’re interested in a movie that uses the mall-cop setup to ask uncomfortable questions about masculinity, mental health, and the thin line between community guardian and domestic terrorist, this is a fascinating artifact. It’s messy, mean, and occasionally transcendent. Seth Rogen has never been braver, and Jody Hill has never been more himself. Just don’t watch it back-to-back with Paul Blart unless you want emotional whiplash. This is the dark, spiky, unapologetic alternative—the film that says the quiet part out loud, then laughs at you for being surprised. For better or worse, you won’t forget it.

Playing Catch-Up: Sausage Party (dir by Conrad Vernon and Greg Tiernan)


Sausage Party opens with a scene that could have come straight for a heart-warming Pixar film.  It’s morning and, in a gigantic grocery store called Shopwell’s, all of the grocery items are excited about the start of a new day.  The hot dogs are singing.  The buns are harmonizing.  The produce is bragging about how fresh they are.  Everyone is hoping that this will be the day that they are selected to leave the aisles of Shopwell’s and that they’ll be taken to the Great Beyond.  At Shopwell’s, shoppers are viewed as being Gods and being selected by a God means…

…well, no one is quite sure what it means but everyone’s sure that it has to be something good.  Surely, the Great Beyond couldn’t be something terrible, right?  At least, that’s what everyone assumes until a previously purchased jar of Honey Mustard returns to the store and tells a hot dog named Frank (voiced by Seth Rogen, who also co-wrote the film) that the Great Beyond is a lie.  The Great Beyond is not a paradise.  Instead, it’s something terrible.  Before Honey Mustard can be persuaded to give more details, it leaps off the shelf, choosing suicide over being restocked.

What could it all mean?  Well, there’s not too much time to worry about that because, even as Honey Mustard is committing suicide, a customer is selecting both Frank and Frank’s girlfriend, a bun named Brenda (Kristin Wiig).  They’re going to the Great Beyond together!  Yay!  Except…

…calamity!  A shopping cart collision leads to both Frank and Brenda being thrown to the floor.  While their friends are taken to the Great Beyond, Frank and Brenda are left to wander the store.  It turns out that Shopwell’s really comes alive after the lights go down and the doors are locked.  All of the grocery items leave their shelves and have one big party.  Frank seeks answers about the Great Beyond from a bottle of liquor named Firewater (Bill Hader).  Firewater has all the answers but you need to be stoned to truly understand.  This is a Seth Rogen movie, after all.  Meanwhile…

…Frank’s friends, the ones who survived the earlier cart collision, are discovering that the Great Beyond is not what they thought it was…

I apologize for all the ellipses but Sausage Party is the kind of movie that warrants them.  This is a rambling, occasionally uneven, and often hilariously funny little movie.  (I know that there were allegations that the film’s animators were treated horribly.  That’s sad to hear, not least because they did a truly wonderful job.)  Sausage Party was perhaps the ultimate stoner film of 2016, a comedy with a deeply philosophical bent that plays out with a logic that feels both random and calculated at the same time.

(If you’ve ever had the three-in-the-morning conversation about “What if our entire universe is just a speck of dust in a bigger universe?”, you’ll immediately understand what Sausage Party is trying to say.)

It’s also an amazingly profane little movie but again, that’s a huge reason why it works.  Yes, a lot of the humor is juvenile and hit-and-miss.  (I cringed whenever the film’s nominal villain, a douche voiced by Nick Kroll, showed up.)  But for every joke that misses, there’s a joke that works perfectly.  Interestingly, for all the silliness that’s inherent in the idea of making a film about talking grocery items, there’s a strain a very real melancholy running through Sausage Party.  Sausage Party may be a dumb comedy but that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t have a lot on its mind.

Since it’s a Seth Rogen film, the cast is full of familiar voices.  Yes, James Franco can be heard.  So can Paul Rudd, Danny McBride, Salma Hayek, Edward Norton, Jonah Hill, and Craig Robinson.  They all sound great, bringing vibrant life to the film’s collection of consumables and condiments.

Sausage Party.  After watching it, it’s possible you’ll never eat another hot dog.