Insomnia File #75: 300 Miles For Stephanie (dir by Clyde Ware)


What’s an Insomnia File? You know how some times you just can’t get any sleep and, at about three in the morning, you’ll find yourself watching whatever you can find on cable or streaming? This feature is all about those insomnia-inspired discoveries!

If you were having trouble getting to sleep last night, you could have watched 1981’s 300 Miles For Stephanie.

Tony Orlando — yes, the singer — plays Alberto Rodriguez.  When the movie begins, Alberto is a rambunctious military veteran who is notorious for drinking too much and getting into fights.  After his latest arrest, he is ordered to turn his life around.  With the help of his cousin (Edward James Olmos), he gets a job as a cop in San Antonio.  Eventually, he gets married and he becomes a father to Stephanie.

When Stephanie is born, Alberto is told that his daughter probably won’t make it to her fifth birthday.  The struggle of raising a handicapped daughter becomes too much for Alberto’s wife and soon, Alberto is a single father.  When Stephanie makes it to her fifth birthday, Alberto rides a bicycle 300 miles to a chapel so he can give thanks to God.  Later, after his story is picked up the San Antonio media, Alberto resolves to run to the chapel, covering 300 miles on foot in just five days.

300 Miles For Stephanie is clearly a made-for-TV movie from the early 80s.  It’s the type of movie where every dramatic beat leads to the inevitable fade-out for commercials.  The budget is low and there’s not a single subtle moment to be found in the film but the story itself is so touching that it doesn’t matter.  Maybe it’s because it’s Holy Week.  Maybe it’s because I’ve recently had to say goodbye to people that I loved.  Maybe I’m just as sucker for these type of stories.  It doesn’t matter.  I cried.

As an actor, Tony Orlando was a little stiff but he still brought a likable earnestness to the role and he got good support from Edward James Olmos, Pepe Serna, Gregory Sierra, and Peter Graves.  Graves’s role is small but, as Alberto’s captain, he’s exactly the type of fair-minded authority figure who we could use more of nowadays.

It’s a touching film.  In real life, Stephanie, who no one expected to see her second birthday, lived to be 26 years old.

Previous Insomnia Files:

  1. Story of Mankind
  2. Stag
  3. Love Is A Gun
  4. Nina Takes A Lover
  5. Black Ice
  6. Frogs For Snakes
  7. Fair Game
  8. From The Hip
  9. Born Killers
  10. Eye For An Eye
  11. Summer Catch
  12. Beyond the Law
  13. Spring Broke
  14. Promise
  15. George Wallace
  16. Kill The Messenger
  17. The Suburbans
  18. Only The Strong
  19. Great Expectations
  20. Casual Sex?
  21. Truth
  22. Insomina
  23. Death Do Us Part
  24. A Star is Born
  25. The Winning Season
  26. Rabbit Run
  27. Remember My Name
  28. The Arrangement
  29. Day of the Animals
  30. Still of The Night
  31. Arsenal
  32. Smooth Talk
  33. The Comedian
  34. The Minus Man
  35. Donnie Brasco
  36. Punchline
  37. Evita
  38. Six: The Mark Unleashed
  39. Disclosure
  40. The Spanish Prisoner
  41. Elektra
  42. Revenge
  43. Legend
  44. Cat Run
  45. The Pyramid
  46. Enter the Ninja
  47. Downhill
  48. Malice
  49. Mystery Date
  50. Zola
  51. Ira & Abby
  52. The Next Karate Kid
  53. A Nightmare on Drug Street
  54. Jud
  55. FTA
  56. Exterminators of the Year 3000
  57. Boris Karloff: The Man Behind The Monster
  58. The Haunting of Helen Walker
  59. True Spirit
  60. Project Kill
  61. Replica
  62. Rollergator
  63. Hillbillys In A Haunted House
  64. Once Upon A Midnight Scary
  65. Girl Lost
  66. Ghosts Can’t Do It
  67. Heist
  68. Mind, Body & Soul
  69. Candy
  70. Shortcut to Happiness
  71. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
  72. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders II
  73. Don’t Kill It
  74. Listen To Me