Late Night Retro Television Review: Pacific Blue 3.18 “Caretakers”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Pacific Blue, a cop show that aired from 1996 to 2000 on the USA Network!  It’s currently streaming everywhere, though I’m watching it on Tubi.

This week, the bicycle cops go after pharmaceutical smugglers.

Episode 3.18 “Caretakers”

(Dir by Sara Rose, originally aired on March 8th, 1998)

This week, a drug company is smuggling and distributing black market pharmaceuticals.  Leslie Jordan plays Bo, the crazy man who lives in a storage unit and who has figured out what the company is doing.  When he gets shot in the back, Chris feels guilty because she refused to listen to his ramblings earlier.  After undergoing hypnosis to search for clues as to who shot Bo, Chris goes undercover as a potential drug buyer.  It always amuses me whenever any member of the bike patrol goes undercover.  None of them are capable of not coming across as being a cop and that’s especially true in Chris’s case.  Everything from the way they talk to the way they glare at everyone to the way they stand just a little bit too rigidly screams, “Cop!”  And yet the criminals never seem to catch on.

Meanwhile, Victor’s mother is deathly ill and needs some drugs to save her life.  Luckily, the local priest has connections.  But can Victor set aside whatever his issue is with the church?  Does anyone care?  I mean, I’m glad that Victor’s mom is alive at the end of the episode but Victor isn’t that interesting of a character.

We are three season into Pacific Blue and none of the characters are really interesting enough to carry the show.  Even the lifeguards on Baywatch had more personality than the members of the bike patrol.  The main thing that I’ll remember about this episode is that, even when they were keeping an eye on Chris working undercover, the cops all brought their bicycles.

The important thing is that Leslie Jordan survives his injuries.  At the end of the episode, TC locks Chris in the Bo’s storage unit so that she’ll be forced to listen to his conspiracy theories.  I guess TC’s okay with not getting any for a month.

I’d like this show better if the rode motorcycles.

 

Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell: The New Class 1.8 “Belding’s Baby”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell: The New Class, which ran on NBC from 1993 to 2o00.  The show is currently on Prime.

This week’s episode is so annoying.

Episode 1.8 “Belding’s Baby”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on October 30th, 1993)

Ugh, this episode.

First off, I totally forgot that Mr. and Mrs. Belding named their son after Zack Morris.  They did this because, during the original series, Zack helped deliver his namesake when he and Mrs. Belding ended up trapped in an elevator.  While that was nice of Zack to do, I still have to wonder at the logic of naming your son after an unrepentant sociopath.

Anyway, Mr. Belding needs help looking after baby Zack.  Scott volunteers to babysit him in order to get out of detention.  Scott and the gang take baby Zack to the movies.  Scott meets a girl named Ashley (Katy Barnhill), whose mother is a baby photographer who is seeking models.  So, Scott pretends to be Zack Belding’s older brother and he and his friends try to get Baby Zack to the studio without Mr. Belding figuring things out.  But when Belding takes his son to the Maxx, Weasel and Vicki have to dress up as Mr. Belding’s parents and….

Ugh, this is stupid.

It’s not even stupid in an amusing way.  Scott lies about being Zack’s brother.  There was absolutely no reason for Scott to lie.  Ashley liked Scott from the start so Scott could have just said he was babysitting.  For that matter, Mr. Belding could have hired a babysitter instead of entrusting his baby to the least responsible students in the entire school.  This whole thing could have been straightened out by everyone not being an idiot.  That’s not funny.  It’s just annoying.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Also, we are eight episodes and Tommy D is still saying things to Scott like, “I’m impressed, kid,” as if he hasn’t known Scott for half of the school year already.  And why does it matter if Tommy’s impressed?  Tommy doesn’t ever do anything.  He’s not a schemer.  He just stands around and smiles.  I imagine everyone impresses Tommy.

Dumb, dumb episode.

Just Two More Days To Go!


It’s almost time!

The regular baseball season is almost here!

Spring Training is nearly over.  Opening Day is March 26th.  That’s just two more days!  Some people have the Super Bowl.  Some people have the Oscars.  I’ve got baseball and, even more importantly, I’ve got the Rangers  Sometimes, the Rangers break my heart.  Not every season has been great.  But I can still remember how happy I was when they won their first World Series in 2023.  No one gave them much of a chance but the Rangers proved all the doubters wrong.  I hope they’ll do it again this year.

Whichever team you cheer for, I hope they bring you a lot of happiness over the upcoming months.

Go Rangers!

Play ball!

Late Night Retro Television Review: CHiPs 5.12 “Mitchell & Woods”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing CHiPs, which ran on NBC from 1977 to 1983.  The entire show is currently streaming on Prime!

This week …. hey, what is this!?

Episode 5.12 “Mitchell & Woods”

(Dir by Bernard L. Kowalski, originally aired on December 18th, 1981)

Paula Woods (Jayne Kennedy) and Melanie Mitchell (Cindy Morgan) may have once just been two members of the highway patrol who were trained by Ponch but they’ve now been promoted to working as plainclothes detectives in Ocean City!

“Look out Ocean City!” Jon Baker says.

When an old high school friend of Michell’s is murdered, Mitchell and Woods uncover a male prostitution ring.  Along with bringing the guilty to justice, they also help Chickee (Pamela Susan Shoop) find the courage to leave her abusive relationship….

No, there’s not much motorcycle action.  No, there’s no slow motion car crashes.  Yes, this is an episode of CHiPs.  Well, kind of.

It’s actually a backdoor pilot for a show about Mitchell and Woods.  Ponch and Baker show up at the start of the show to wish Mitchell and Woods luck.  Ponch and Baker return halfway through the show so that Ponch can tell Mitchell and Woods about an informant named Avrom (Tony Burton).  And, finally, Ponch and Baker return at the end of the episode and give our erstwhile detectives a parking ticket.

Backdoor pilots at the worst!  You’re all prepared to spend 40 minutes with people you know and suddenly, a bunch of new folks show up and start demanding your attention.  It doesn’t help that Mitchell & Woods is a terrible pilot and I’m not really surprised that it didn’t become an actual series.  Can Mitchell and Woods prove that woman can be good detectives?  Will they ever impress their new boss (Paul Gale)?  I don’t really know the characters so I don’t care.

I swear, they could have at least brought back Caitlyn Jenner for this episode.

Retro Television Review: Miami Vice 5.18 “World of Trouble”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Miami Vice, which ran on NBC from 1984 to 1989.  The entire show can be purchased on Prime!

This week, Al Lombard retuns.

Episode 5.18 “World of Trouble”

(Dir by Alan Myerson, originally aired on Jun 14th, 1989)

Way back in the first season, Dennis Farina appeared as an honorable gangster named Al Lombard who did not want his son, Sal, to follow him into the family business.  During his first appearance, Lombard considered ratting out his associates in return for an immunity deal but, in the end, he refused.  Al Lombard was old school.  He was not a rat.  That didn’t make much difference to his associates.  The episode ended with an ambiguous freeze frame and gunshot that suggested they had executed him.

In this episode, it is revealed that Al Lombard faked his death and has spent the last few years in Europe.  When a judge dismisses the years-old indictment against him, Al returns to Miami so he can visit his son, Sal (Timothy Patrick Quill).  Despite the fact that Lombard went back on his promise to testify against his associates, Crockett and Tubbs are still happy to see him.  Al is a likable guy!

Unfortunately, the whole thing is a set-up.  Rival gangster Federico Librizzi (Ned Eisenberg) arranged for the indictment to be dismissed in order to lure Al back to Miami.  Once in Miami, Al is upset to discover that Sal is now involved in the family business and that a gang war is about to break out over a new superweapon that Sal stole from the DEA.  When Librizzi’s hitmen try to take out Al, they hit Sal instead.

Sal is dead and Al wants revenge.  Al is smart enough to show up at a meeting between Librizzi and Burnett and Cooper (*sigh* the undercover thing again).  Librizzi shoots Al, forcing Crockett and Tubbs to shoot Librizzi.

This was one of the fifth season episodes that did not originally air during the show’s network run.  It was included in syndication as a “lost episode.”  Dennis Farina gives a charismatic performance as Al Lombard but that’s about all this episode really has going for it.  The other performances are nowhere close to being as good as Farina’s and the whole plot to bring Lombard back to Miami is ludicrously convoluted.  Seriously, there aren’t mob hitmen in Europe?

One Piece: Into the Grand Line (Season 2, Episode 8 “Deer and Loathing in Drum Kingdom”) Review


“The Will of D. lives on.” — Dr. Kureha

One Piece season 2 finale, episode 8 Deer and Loathing in Drum Kingdom, lands like a perfectly timed Gum-Gum Pistol, wrapping the Drum Island arc with a whirlwind of action, heart, and that signature pirate whimsy that keeps the live-action series sailing strong on Netflix. This episode doesn’t just close out the season—it elevates it, turning a snowy island showdown into a full-throated celebration of friendship, defiance, and chasing dreams no matter how absurd. The Straw Hats face off against a ridiculous tyrant, welcome a new crewmate, and set sail with momentum that has you itching for season 3, all while staying faithful to Eiichiro Oda’s sprawling world without feeling like a carbon copy of the manga or anime.

Right from the jump, the episode dives into chaos as King Wapol makes his grand, grotesque return to Drum Island. He’s not the sniveling coward who fled years ago; now he’s juiced up on his Baku Baku no Mi Devil Fruit, which lets him eat literally anything—metal, stone, people—and regurgitate it as twisted weapons or minions. Picture him chomping down on rifles to spit out a cannon, or devouring his own soldiers to birth these lumpy, regenerating blob creatures that swarm the village like a bad acid trip. The practical effects shine here, blending squishy prosthetics with just enough CGI to make the absurdity pop without breaking immersion. Wapol drags Dalton, the noble rebel leader, in chains as a power move, taunting the villagers about his “superior” rule. Dalton’s no pushover, though—he hulks out later in a nod to his manga transformation, charging Wapol with raw fury born from years of oppression. It’s a classic One Piece villain dynamic: Wapol’s petty ego clashes perfectly with the heroes’ unbreakable will, making every clash feel personal.

The Straw Hats scatter into the fray with their usual dysfunctional brilliance. Luffy, fresh off his Nami-saving beatdown from last episode, shrugs off injuries like they’re mosquito bites and leaps into the thick of it, all grins and stretchy punches. His priority? Protecting the Jolly Roger flag that Wapol’s goons are shredding—because in Luffy’s world, that skull-and-crossbones is more than fabric; it’s the crew’s soul. Zoro’s in his element, swords flashing through the snow as he dices up those blob soldiers, their bodies reforming only to get sliced again. It’s a showcase for his cool-under-pressure vibe, with Mackenyu delivering those precise, deadly stares that make you believe he’s the world’s greatest swordsman. Usopp, evolving from comic relief to clutch player, MacGyvers traps with his slingshot and gadgets, picking off threats from afar and proving why the crew needs his sharpshooting heart. Sanji kicks through the horde with flaming legs, flirting with Vivi mid-battle while dodging Wapol’s shoe cannon—pure cook energy, equal parts suave and savage.

Vivi’s arc gets a massive payoff, transforming her from hesitant princess to frontline leader. She’s directing the rebels through secret tunnels, rallying Zoro and Usopp while grappling with her own baggage from Alabasta. When Wapol mocks her, ripping the Straw Hats’ flag and declaring himself untouchable, Vivi steps up with a speech that echoes her father Cobra’s lessons: a true king protects his people, not abandons them. It’s fiery, it’s vulnerable, and it lands because the season built her up slowly—no rushed hero turn, just earned resolve. Her chemistry with the crew shines, especially when Sanji teases her “adopted sister” status, lightening the tension without undercutting the stakes. By episode’s end, she recommits to the Straw Hats’ wild detour, eyes set on Baroque Works, but with that lingering “we’ll part ways eventually” promise that teases her canon fate.

Then there’s Chopper, the pint-sized reindeer doctor who steals the show and the crew’s hearts. Building on his tragic backstory—abandoned by his herd, taken in by Dr. Hiriluk, shaped by the tough but caring Dr. Kureha—Chopper’s torn between his cozy life on Drum and the call of adventure. Kureha, that chain-smoking witch of a doc, puts him through tough-love wringers, smashing his medical sake and growling about him dying out there. But it’s all facade; her grief over Hiriluk mirrors Chopper’s pain, making their bond achingly real. Luffy’s blunt invitation—”You’re our doctor now”—pierces right through, and Usopp’s outsider-to-outsider pep talk seals the deal. The sleigh ride off the mountain is magical nonsense: Chopper in full reindeer mode, cherry blossoms blooming impossibly in the blizzard (a gorgeous manga callback), Kureha saluting with a cannon shot and Hiriluk’s flag waving proud. It’s the kind of corny, triumphant moment One Piece does best, hammering home themes of found family and believing in your own worth.

Sanji, for his part, gets a quieter but meaningful bit of shading while Nami recovers. In a brief conversation, he opens up about growing up with a sickly mother and the weight that put on his shoulders, framing his obsession with feeding people as something more than just a gag. It’s not a long monologue, but it’s enough to suggest that seeing someone he cared about waste away left a mark, and that his insistence on never letting anyone go hungry comes from a very real place. The show doesn’t linger on it—this is still Chopper’s spotlight—but the detail adds a touch of vulnerability to the smooth-talking cook that fits nicely with the ensemble’s evolving emotional texture.

Production values crank to eleven. Drum Island’s fortress under siege looks massive, snow whipping through cannon fire and sword clashes in wide, dynamic shots. The score mixes epic orchestral swells with punky guitar riffs for battles, then soft piano for goodbyes—spot-on emotional whiplash. Fights are a highlight: Luffy tanking Wapol’s T-Rex cannon form (yes, he eats a whole dinosaur statue), Zoro’s three-sword barrage, Dalton’s beastly charge. Pacing juggles a ton—Wapol’s invasion, crew skirmishes, Chopper’s farewell, Vivi’s resolve—but mostly sticks the landing, building to a cathartic flag-raise where the villagers cheer as the Straw Hats unite.

That said, it’s not perfect, keeping things balanced. Wapol’s hamminess tips into over-the-top at times; his static-haired minion and shoe gags are funny but dilute menace when the drums war flashbacks try for gravitas. Some CGI on the blobs and Wapol’s transformations glitches in slow-mo, not quite matching the seamless human fights. Nami’s sidelined in recovery, and while her brief talk with Sanji deepens his character, it can feel slightly wedged in amid the frenzy. Miss All Sunday’s cryptic phone call and shadowy exit primes Baroque Works intrigue but cuts short, more teaser than substance. The runtime squeezes big arcs, occasionally rushing quieter beats like Kureha’s full Hiriluk eulogy.

Casting carries it all. Iñaki Godoy’s Luffy is chaotic sunshine incarnate, Taz Skylar’s Sanji oozes charm, Emily Rudd’s Nami grounds the heart. Newcomer Ty Keogh nails Dalton’s quiet heroism, and the Chopper suit—expressive eyes, cloven hooves—brings the manga cutie to life without uncanny valley. Adaptations tweak smartly: expanded rebel fights for live-action spectacle, Vivi’s speech streamlined for punch, Chopper’s forms hinted at for future growth.

As a season finale, Deer and Loathing in Drum Kingdom nails the handoff from Loguetown’s tease to Grand Line proper. Drum Island swaps setup for liberation, forging the crew tighter with Chopper aboard and Vivi locked in. It whoops with unhinged action, weeps with goodbyes, and inspires with Luffy’s “I’m gonna be Pirate King!” roar over the horizon. Flaws like hammy villainy and CGI wobbles don’t sink it—this is One Piece live-action firing on all cylinders, proving Netflix can wrangle Oda’s beast. Season 1 fans get their fix; newbies get hooked on the heart. Trust: stream it, sail on.

One Piece: Into the Grand Line Season 2 Episodes

Scenes That I Love: William Shatner Interprets Rocket Man


Today, we wish a happy 96th birthday to the one and only William Shatner!

In this scene that I love, William Shatner performs Rocket Man at the 1978 Science Fiction Film Awards (better known as the Saturn Awards).  This video has become a bit of tradition around here.  Only Shatner could make this work so brilliantly.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 3/15/26 — 3/21/26


The 98th Annual Academy Awards (Sunday Night, Hulu)

I wrote about the Oscars here.

The Bachelorette: Before The Final Rose (Sunday Night, ABC)

It will never not be amusing that ABC decided to show the “first” episode of Taylor Frankie Paul’s season of The Bachelorette after the Oscars and then they ended up canceling the season five days later.  What a waste of prime real estate!  I really haven’t cared much about The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, or Bachelor in Paradise in recent years.  Bring back Chris Harrison, you cowards!

Radio 1990 (NightFlight+)

I watched an episode of this old 80s music video show on Friday night.  Cyndi Lauper said that girls just want to have fun.  And then the host said that Virgin was going to start their own luxury airline and tickets would cost $144 each!

 

One Piece: Into the Grand Line (Season 2, Episode 7 “Reindeer Shames”) Review


“A man dies when he is forgotten.” — Dr. Hiruluk

One Piece season 2 episode 7, “Reindeer Shames,” plunges straight into the emotional heart of the Drum Island arc, serving up one of the live-action series’ most moving character deep dives to date. Nami’s worsening illness has stranded the Straw Hats on this unforgiving frozen island, renowned for its scarce medical expertise, prompting the crew to split up amid the perilous climb. Luffy and Sanji wind up at the foreboding castle of the formidable Dr. Kureha, crossing paths with the standoffish talking reindeer Chopper who’s equal parts fascinating and fragile. The early scenes buzz with mismatched energy—Luffy’s irrepressible cheer slamming against Chopper’s guarded suspicion and Sanji’s bemused swagger—crafting an instant hook that peels back layers of mystery. Following the relentless action of previous episodes, this one’s a welcome slowdown, prioritizing raw backstory over brawls while dangling threads of island tyranny just out of reach. The production’s live-action magic pops here, fusing practical prosthetics, motion capture, and restrained CGI to render Chopper’s realm tactile and heartbreakingly real.

A crushing flashback opens the floodgates to Chopper’s past: born a runt with a blue nose, he’s booted from his herd and hunted mercilessly by villagers who see only a beast. Collapsing from a gunshot wound, he’s rescued by Dr. Hiruluk, played with masterful pathos by Mark Harelik in one of the episode’s great standout performances. Harelik brings this quack doctor to vivid life—a bombastic outcast with a ridiculous wig and a quixotic dream to revive Drum Island’s hope—infusing every bumbling experiment and heartfelt rant with aching authenticity. His impassioned speeches on miracles, self-belief, and cherry blossoms pierce Chopper’s despair like sunlight through ice, turning what could be cartoonish into profoundly human. Mikaela Hoover’s voice acting as Tony Tony Chopper is equally phenomenal, layering gruff vulnerability and wide-eyed wonder into every bleat and growl, making the reindeer’s pain palpably raw. Their backstory interplay is hands-down the best character dynamic of the season so far, and arguably the series as a whole—a masterclass in quiet intimacy amid chaos. In a show packed with zany antics and shonen action beats, this duo showcases One Piece‘s secret weapon: deep emotional gravitas that elevates backstories from fun fodder to soul-stirring cornerstones, proving the adaptation can wield heart as fiercely as fists.

Hiruluk’s confrontation in King Wapol’s throne room reaches a tragic crescendo, framed stunningly by a cascade of illusory sakura petals that bloom as an emblem of rebellion and fleeting beauty—Harelik sells every beat with sheer gravitas, especially his unforgettable line, “A man dies when he is forgotten.” Captain Dalton, ever the dutiful soldier, sees it unfold and begins his slow unraveling from blind loyalty, hinting at broader uprisings to come. Cutting to the present, Luffy’s offhand gesture of raising Hiruluk’s Jolly Roger flag over the castle is quintessential Straw Hat defiance—blunt, buoyant, and the perfect icebreaker for Chopper’s thawing heart, amplified by Hoover’s nuanced delivery. Sanji chips in with spot-on levity, his playboy poise crumbling hilariously under Kureha’s booze-fueled scrutiny, while the doctor asserts herself as a whirlwind of wisdom and whiskey, her tough exterior veiling deep-seated sorrow. Their interplay injects grounded realism into the whimsy, dodging fairy-tale traps and enriching motifs of mentorship and mending.

The subplot with Usopp and Zoro heightens the tension beautifully, as they wait back in the town at the base of one of the mountains, anxiously holding out for news on whether Luffy and Sanji secured medical help for Nami at the peak—it underscores the crew’s unbreakable bonds and adds palpable stakes to the separation, turning quiet anticipation into a gripping thread of worry and resolve. Not everything lands perfectly, though. The flashback sequence, while faithful and powered by Harelik and Hoover’s chemistry, meanders in spots, stretching manga moments that suit print better than the screen’s demand for snap. The visuals dazzle with authentic snowy vistas and crystalline peaks, and most transformations flow with inventive choreography synced to Hoover’s voice, but select shifts hide behind rapid edits, muting the anime’s exuberant morphing mayhem. The episode closes on a visceral cliffhanger as Dalton absorbs a hail of arrows in Wapol’s shadow, escalating stakes smartly yet craving prior buildup for fuller fright.

Those nitpicks pale next to the episode’s emotional knockout power, largely thanks to Harelik and Hoover anchoring it all, with the Usopp-Zoro wait amplifying the crew’s human vulnerability. Chopper’s vulnerable admission of being “one of a kind”—delivered with Hoover’s heartbreaking quiver—collides with Luffy’s nonchalant “I’m a monster too—ain’t that awesome?” in an exchange that bottles One Piece‘s creed: belonging bulldozes bigotry. The orchestral swell amplifies the pathos, cementing Chopper as crew catnip from minute one. Manga veterans relish the nod to endurance and “inherited will,” but fresh faces grab a punchy, plot-light powerhouse that stands alone. It affirms the adaptation’s chops for subtle soul-searching amid spectacle, fortifying season 2’s stride.

By fade-out, anticipation surges for Chopper’s fate and Wapol’s wrath. “Reindeer Shames” alchemizes personal humiliation into unbreakable resolve—a gem of an episode, warts and wonders intact, that reminds us why One Piece captivates across mediums, with performances that linger long after the snow melts.

One Piece: Into the Grand Line Season 2 Episodes