Film Review: Out of Death (dir by Mike Burns)


The first question that one might want to ask about 2021’s Out of Death is what is going on with that title.

Out of Death?  Did they run out?  Is there an issue with the warehouse?  Is it a nationwide outage or just a regional problem?  How exactly does someone find themselves out of death?  I mean, there are plenty of shortages in the world.  There are people who can’t get clean drinking water or tasty food.  I had to wait an extra day to get my new scanner because of a supply chain issue.  These things happen.  But people never seem to run out of death.  Death is the one thing that we will always in large quantities.

As for the film itself, it is rather death-obsessed.  Shannon (Jaime King) is a photojournalist who has recently lost her father.  All she wants to do is spread his ashes in the woods.  However, when she witnesses a murder in the woods, she finds herself being pursued by a compromised deputy (Lala Kent).  Meanwhile, Jack Harris (Bruce Willis) is a retired detective who has recently lost his wife.  He wants to spend some time alone in his niece’s cabin but instead, he finds himself mixed up in Shannon’s problems.  The corrupt sheriff (Michael Sirow) wants to be mayor and he’s not going to let Shannon and Jack stand in his way, even if it means killing every possible witness.

Even though Bruce Willis gets top-billing along with Jaime King, he’s not in much of Out of Death.  Out of Death was one of the many film productions to be delayed by the COVID lockdowns.  When production finally did begin, Bruce Willis shot all of his scenes in one day.  (The entire film took 9 days to shoot.  Roger Corman, if he was still with us, would want to know why the production took 9 days when it could just as easily been done in two.)  Sadly, this is one of the films that Bruce Willis made after it became apparent that he was having serious issues with his health.  Willis delivers his lines in a halting manner, which technically works for his emotionally shattered character but which is still hard to watch now that we know that Willis was suffering from frontotemporal dementia at the time.  Producer Randall Emmett made his career by convincing big stars to appear in B-movies and he shouldn’t be faulted for that.  However, the later films he made with Willis not always easy to watch.  Say what you will about the films that Sylvester Stallone and Robert De Niro have made with Emmett, they all knew what they were getting into.  It’s hard to say whether the same was true with Bruce Willis.

As for Out of Death, it’s a fairly dull cat-and-mouse game but I will give it some credit for capturing the atmosphere that goes along with being isolated in the Southern wilderness.  This is a film where you could feel the humidity rising from the screen.  And Jaime King, who deserves better, gave a strong performance as Shannon.  Otherwise, the most interesting thing about Out of Death is the mystery as to what exactly the title means.

Out of Death?  It’s a nice thought.

Film Review: Setup (dir by Mike Gunther)


On the mean streets of Detroit …. really, Detroit again?

Well, anyway, Sonny (5o Cent) is a career criminal who also happens to be a really nice guy.  When his partner-in-crime, Vincent (Ryan Phillippe), worries about the survival of his imprisoned father (James Remar), Sonny is sympathetic.  When his other partner-in-crime, Dave (Brent Granstaff), won’t shut up about how much he loves his wife and his life in the suburbs, Sonny is genuinely happy for him.  Sonny may be a criminal but he’s not violent.  He’s not a killer.

Understandably, Sonny is upset when Vincent kills a guard during their latest diamond heist.  However, that’s nothing compared to how angry Sonny becomes when Vincent betrays both him and Dave, shooting them and leaving them for dead.  Dave dies but Sonny survives.  Seeking revenge, Sonny teams up with a gangster named Biggs (Bruce Willis).  Biggs demands that Sonny retrieve some money for him.  It really shouldn’t be that difficult except for the fact that every criminal in Detroit is soon revealed to be an absolute idiot.

At this point, I’ll admit that 2011’s Setup has more than a little in common with Gun.  Like that film, it takes place in Detroit and it centers on the drama that takes place in the shadows of the underworld.  50 Cent plays a criminal in both films.  James Remar has a small role in both films.  Both films feature multiple betrayals and both of them contrast the criminals on the street with the bosses behind-the-scenes.  Both films were also produced by Randall Emmett.  Indeed, this was one of the first films that Bruce Willis did with Emmett.  Emmett would go on to produce several of Willis’s final films and there’s definitely some controversy as to whether or not those films exploited Willis at a time when he was particularly vulnerable.

That said, I actually kind of liked Setup.  It’s definitely a low-budget B-flick but it still has its ambitions and it actually achieves some of them.  50 Cent is far more convincing as the well-intentioned but somewhat dumb Sonny in Setup than he was in Gun and he actually does pretty well as the film progresses and Sonny becomes more conflicted about whether or not he actually wants his legacy to be one of vengeance.  Ryan Phillippe is well-cast as Vincent and I liked the performances of Jay Karnes and Jenna Dewan, both playing low-level criminals who find themselves in over their heads.  The film did a good job of examining all of the different levels of crime in Detroit, from the wealthy Biggs all the way down to the idiots who continually screw up the simplest of plans.  Randy Courtere does an especially good job as Petey, the moron who thinks playing with a loaded gun is a good idea.

As for Bruce Willis, his role here is small and it’s a role that probably could have been played by any tough guy actor of a certain age.  But, Willis still brings his cocky charm to the role.  (Seeing Willis here really drives home just how different he was in the final films that he did for Emmett.)  Willis plays Biggs with a sense of humor and it’s just what the movie needed.

To say a movie is better than expected can sound like a backhanded compliment but it’s a compliment nonetheless.  Setup was definitely better than I expected.

Film Review: Gun (dir by Jessy Terrero)


Angel (Val Kilmer) has just been released from prison and he’s returned to the hard streets of Detroit.  Hooking up with his old friend Rich (50 Cent), Angel gets involved in a gun-running operation.

Unfortunately, it’s no longer easy or safe to sell guns in Detroit.  The police are cracking down.  Rival gun dealers are trying to take out a competition.  A raid at a club leaves a dealer dead and a huge power void in Detroit’s criminal underworld.  When it becomes obvious that the police have a snitch in Rich’s crew, Rich’s girlfriend (AnnaLynne McCord) suspects that it’s Angel.  Can Rich find the snitch without having to betray his best friend?  And does Angel have secrets of his own?

First released in 201o, Gun was the third film that Val Kilmer made with 50 Cent and it’s apparently their only collaboration that Kilmer didn’t mention in his autobiography.  It probably should be noted that Val Kilmer doesn’t look particularly happy in the movie but that actually works for his character.  Angel has just gotten out of prison, he’s mourning his wife, and he’s found himself right in the middle of the type of violent situation that could lead to him going back to prison.  In many ways, Angel feels like he could be a version of Heat’s Chris Shiherlis.  It’d easy to imagine that maybe Chris changed his name after escaping Los Angeles.  He became Angel and he found a new partner in the form of Rich.  Unfortunately, Detroit is a lot uglier than Los Angeles, Rich is no Neil McCauley, and Michael Mann’s not directing.  Kilmer’s performance is not bad.  Even in a low-budget movie like this, he still did his best.

That said, the film is centered around 50 Cent.  50 Cent plays Rich.  50 Cent provides the music.  50 Cent produced the film, along with Randall Emmett, a producer who largely made a career out of getting faded stars to appear in B-movies.  (He’s best-known for producing the many of Bruce Willis’s final films.)  As Rich, 50 Cent gives a rather stiff performance.  It’s not so much that he’s not convincing as a street smart gun dealer as he’s just not very interesting to watch.  There’s a predictability to his performance, one that is reflected in the songs that appear on the film’s soundtrack.  How many rap songs about making money and shooting people can one listen to before admitting that it all gets boring after a while?

In the end, the most interesting thing about Gun is the number of familiar faces who appear in small roles.  James Remar plays a cop.  Paul Calderon, the bartender from Pulp Fiction and the traitor from King of New York, plays a detective.  John Larroquette and, somewhat inevitably, Danny Trejo both make appearances.  Perhaps most oddly, Mike “Boogie” Malin, the winner of Big Brother All-Stars, plays an ATF agent.  I should mention that, in real life, Boogie Mike and Dr. Will Kirby (winner of Big Brother 2) had a friendship that widely mirrored the friendship between Rich and Angel.  I doubt that factored into his casting.  That would be giving Gun to much credit.

Gun was not a particularly compelling film, though it did win some authenticity points by actually being shot on location in Michigan.  That said, Val Kilmer gave a better performance than perhaps the material deserved.  Val is definitely missed.

Film Review: Edison (dir by David J. Burke)


In the town of Edison, a reporter named Pollack (Justin Timberlake) is convinced that he’s uncovered evidence of massive police corruption.  His editor, Moses Ashford (Morgan Freeman), responds by firing Pollack but then rehires him on the condition that he actually do the work and interview everyone involved.  Pollack is confused until he sees that Ashford has a Pulitzer Prize in his Edison bachelor pad.

FRAT stands for First Response Assault and Tactical.  Led by Captian Tilman (John Heard) and protected by duplicitous politician Jack Reigert (Cary Elwes), FRAT has made Edison safe but at what cost?  The constitution is regularly trampled.  Drug dealers are summarily executed.  Sgt. Lazaerov (Dylan McDermott) confiscates and uses the drugs himself while the newest recruit, Detective Deeds (LL Cool J), worries that he’ll be executed when he declines to lie in court.  Deeds has reason to be worried because he witnesses the attempted assassination of both Pollack and his girlfriend (Piper Perabo).

Teaming up with Detective Leon Wallace (Kevin Spacey), Pollack and Ashford try to get Deeds to turn on FRAT and expose the trouble in Edison.

First released in 2005, Edison was produced by Randall Emmett, who is today best-known for producing (and occasionally directing) Bruce Willis’s final films.  Emmett specializes in getting name actors to play small roles in what are otherwise B-movies.  In an Emmett film, De Niro, Stallone, Travolta, or Nicolas Cage might get top billing but usually, they only have a few minutes of screentime.  Edison is unique in that Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey (who was still considered to be a big name back in 2005) both actually have fairly large roles.  Though LL Cool J and Justin Timberlake are the stars of the film, it still appears that it probably took Freeman and Spacey longer than a day to shoot their scenes and that truly does set this film apart from other Emmett productions.  I should also note that Spacey wears an incredibly tacky hairpiece while Freeman gets an extended dance scene set to Time Has Come Today by The Chambers Brothers.

Is the film itself any good?  Eh, not really.  It’s a bit disjointed.  John Heard was a good actor but this movie was made when he was at the height of his “9-11 was an inside job” nuttiness and he gives a cartoonish performance as the main bad guy.  Cary Elwes is entertaining as the crooked politician but it’s hard not to feel that the film would have been more interesting if he and Kevin Spacey had switched roles.  LL Cool J is not particularly convincing as a cop so naive that he’s shocked to discover that there’s corruption on the force.  As for Justin Timberlake, this was actually his debut as an actor.  Timberlake is always at his best playing morally shady characters, like in Alpha Dog or The Social Network.  In this film, he has to play earnest and outraged and he’s never particularly convincing.  If anything, he comes across as being a little whiny.

That said, the idea behind Edison is at least interesting.  FRAT — like countless other special police units in the country — has become untouchable by actually doing its job.  The streets are safer, as long as you don’t get on FRAT’s bad side.  Who watches the watchmen?  Edison asked this now common question in 2005, when America was still embracing the survelliance state.  Flaws and all, Edison was ahead of its time.

 

Review: Project Hail Mary (dir. by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller)


“I am happy. You no die. Let’s save planets!” — Rocky

Project Hail Mary delivers a crowd-pleasing space adventure that captures the spirit of Andy Weir’s bestselling novel without reinventing the sci-fi wheel. Ryan Gosling shines as the reluctant hero, carrying the film through its mix of brainy puzzles and heartfelt moments. Directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, this big-budget adaptation balances wonder with some familiar tropes, making it a solid popcorn flick for fans of hard science fiction laced with humor.

The story kicks off with Dr. Ryland Grace, a brilliant but socially awkward science teacher played by Gosling, who wakes up alone on a spaceship hurtling through the solar system. He has amnesia, no crewmates, and a mission he can’t quite remember—saving Earth from a mysterious microbe called Astrophage that’s dimming the sun and threatening global catastrophe. As Grace pieces together his past through flashbacks, we see how he went from a disgraced academic debunking fringe theories to humanity’s last-ditch savior. The setup echoes The Martian, Weir’s previous hit, with its lone survivor using wit and science to beat impossible odds.

Gosling nails the everyman genius vibe, blending wide-eyed confusion with deadpan quips that keep things light. His Grace is no stoic astronaut; he’s a guy who’d rather teach middle school than lead a suicide mission, cracking jokes about his fear of commitment even as he’s rigging experiments with duct tape and hope. The performance anchors the film’s emotional core, especially in quieter moments where Grace grapples with isolation and doubt. Sandra Hüller adds gravitas as Eva Stratt, the no-nonsense project leader who strong-arms world governments into action—she’s all icy efficiency, a nice counterpoint to Gosling’s rumpled charm.

Lord and Miller, the duo behind The Lego Movie and Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, bring their signature visual flair to the vastness of space. The Hail Mary ship feels lived-in and jury-rigged, with practical sets that pop against sweeping CGI vistas of alien planets and swirling Astrophage clouds. Early scenes use dreamlike tilts and blurred transitions to mirror Grace’s foggy memory, creating a disorienting but captivating rhythm. It’s not always seamless—the nonlinear structure can jolt you out of the immersion—but it builds tension effectively as revelations stack up.

Screenwriter Drew Goddard, who collaborated with Weir on The Martian, stays faithful to the book’s plot beats and scientific grounding. Astrophage isn’t just a plot device; it’s a clever microorganism that feeds on starlight, explained through Grace’s whiteboard scribbles and explosive demos. The film dives into real astrophysics—like orbital mechanics and xenobiology—without dumbing it down, yet it keeps the pace brisk with problem-solving montages set to a retro-futuristic score. Think Guardians of the Galaxy vibes, complete with a catchy farewell tune that hits surprisingly hard.

About halfway through, the story pivots to its most memorable element: Grace’s encounter with Rocky, an alien engineer from the 40 Eridani system. Voiced and puppeteered by James Ortiz, Rocky is a spider-like creature with a high-pitched ammonia-breathing voice, communicated via a bulky translation rig à la Arrival. Their friendship is the heart of Project Hail Mary, turning a solo survival tale into a buddy sci-fi romp. The xenolinguistics—figuring out math and music as common ground—feels fresh and fun, with practical effects making Rocky endearing rather than creepy.

That said, the film isn’t flawless. Clocking in around two hours, it rushes some of the book’s deeper world-building, like the global panic on Earth or the crew’s backstories, which get condensed into quick flashbacks. Grace’s arc from coward to hero leans on a simple mantra—”bravery is fighting for someone else”—that’s uplifting but predictable. It doesn’t push cinematic boundaries like Interstellar or Dune, settling for feel-good spectacle over profound philosophy. The massive budget shows in the polish, but it occasionally feels like a theme-park ride: thrilling set pieces, like a high-stakes EVA gone wrong, prioritize awe over subtlety.

Visually, the film excels in its alien encounters and spacewalk sequences, with IMAX-friendly shots of Eridani b’s jagged landscapes and bioluminescent horrors. The Astrophage effects are a standout—tiny, shimmering specks that swarm like deadly fireflies, rendered with meticulous detail. Sound design amplifies the isolation, from the hum of life support to Rocky’s echolocating chirps. It’s all wrapped in a score that mixes orchestral swells with synth grooves, evoking 80s space operas while feeling modern.

Thematically, Project Hail Mary champions collaboration across species and borders, a timely nod amid real-world divisions. Grace’s growth isn’t just about smarts; it’s about vulnerability, learning to trust Rocky despite zero shared language or biology. The film handles this with sincerity, avoiding preachiness by grounding it in humor—imagine two nerds bonding over thermodynamics while one’s in a pressurized suit and the other’s a five-eyed rock. It’s optimistic sci-fi that posits curiosity as humanity’s superpower, even if the execution stays safely within blockbuster lanes.

Supporting cast fleshes out the ensemble without stealing focus. Tracy Letts chews scenery as a blustery politician, while smaller roles like the multinational crew add diversity to the stakes. Production design nods to NASA realism, with the Beetle probes (Grace’s mini-shuttles) stealing scenes in their plucky, R2-D2 fashion. Pacing dips in the mid-act info dumps, but Goddard trims the fat smartly, ensuring the climax—a desperate race against entropy—delivers white-knuckle payoff.

Early reactions praise its fidelity to Weir’s page-turner, with fans thrilled by the faithful visuals and emotional beats. Detractors might call it formulaic, but in a genre crowded with grimdark dystopias, this one’s a breath of fresh (oxygenated) air. It’s not the most original sci-fi, but it’s entertaining as hell, blending laughs, tears, and light-speed thrills.

For book purists, the adaptation honors the source without copying verbatim—key twists land with impact, and the science holds up under scrutiny. Weir himself has endorsed it, chatting about Rocky’s creation and making quantum mechanics accessible. If you’re burned out on capes or zombies, Project Hail Mary offers smart, hopeful escapism that sticks the landing.

Ultimately, this is peak “movie medicine”—a fun, moving reminder that lone wolves become legends with the right friends, human or otherwise. Gosling’s charisma, paired with Lord and Miller’s playful direction, makes it soar higher than its plot alone might suggest. Worth the ticket for any sci-fi buff craving brains with their spectacle; just don’t expect it to redefine the stars.

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996, directed by Mike Judge)


While having a dream about being a giant who can destroy a city and almost score, Butt-Head is woken up by his friend Beavis.  Beavis points out that their TV has disappeared. Muddy footprints lead away from the television’s former location and out the front door.  Anyone who is familiar with MTV’s Beavis and Butt-Head will immediately realize that this is a crisis.  Animated and voiced by Mike Judge, the moronic teenage duo of Beavis and Butt-Head really don’t have anything in their lives beyond television and heavy metal.  Beavis and Butt-Head set off to find their television, a quest that will see them traveling all the way from Highland, Texas to Las Vegas and eventually Washington D.C.  Along the way, they’ll be pursued by ATF Agent Fleming (Robert Stack), they’ll get hired by alcoholic Muddy Grimes (Bruce Willis) to kill his wife, Dallas (Demi Moore), and Dallas will set them up as the perfect patsies for a terrorist attack on Washington D.C.  Chelsea Clinton will beat up Butt-Head.  President Clinton will declares the boys to be heroes.  They’ll even meet their fathers, though everyone involved will be too dumb to realize it.  But will Beavis and Butt-Head ever find their TV?

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America was the first movie to star Beavis and Butt-Head and I can still remember when it first came out in 1996.  No one expected much from it but it turned out to be one of the funniest movies of the year, a triumph of animation, social satire, and jokes about wood.  A lot of the film’s humor comes from just how stupid Beavis and Butt-Head are but even more of the humor comes from everyone’s inability to understand just how stupid they are.  Agent Fleming may think he’s saving America but he’s actually just chasing two teenagers who don’t even know how to read their own names.  Muddy may think that he’s hired two experienced hitmen to “do” his wife but instead, he’s promised to pay two idiots to do his wife.  (With the money, “we could buy a TV,” Butt-Head tells Beavis.)  Everyone, from Fleming to Muddy Grimes, assumes that there must be some sort of grand scheme behind Beavis and Butt-Head’s journey across America.  There isn’t.  They just want to find a television.

Beavis and Butt-Head were and still are two wonderfully comedic creations.  Watching them, I’m always surprised to remember that Mike Judge provided both of their voices.  When they argue with each other about where their TV has gone or if it’s a good idea to jump out of a speeding car, Judge is arguing with himself.  Butt-Head may be the leader but the heart of the duo is definitely Beavis and maybe Cornholio.  The non-stop laughing, the inability to read, the obsessively crude humor, Beavis and Butt-Head were the future and they didn’t even realize it.  Voicing the boys and their neighbor Mr. Anderson, Mike Judge generates most of the laughs in the movie but he still gets first-class help from Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, and especially Robert Stack.

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America was considered to be a surprise commercial and critical success but the only people who were really surprised were those who hadn’t previously experienced Mike Judge’s sense of humor and satirical viewpoint.  Beavis and Butt-Head Do America is smart comedy about some very dumb people.

Blind Date (1987, directed by Blake Edwards)


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Walter Davis (Bruce Willis) is a workaholic who, in typical 80s fashion, is trying to secure a deal to manage the assets of a Japanese industrialist.  When he needs a date to a business dinner, his brother (Phil Hartman) sets him up with his wife’s cousin, Nadia (Kim Basinger).  Walter is warned to not let Nadia take a single sip of alcohol.  Of course, Walter lets Nadia drink some champagne.  It turns out that Nadia loses all of her inhibitions when she drinks and she says exactly what’s on her mind.  The dinner turns into a disaster as Nadia convinces the industrialist’s wife to file for divorce.  Walter not only loses his job but he now has to get the intoxicated Nadia back home.  Making that difficult is that Nadia’s ex, David (John Larroquette), is still obsessed with her.  David is also crazy and spends almost the entire night chasing Nadia and Walter.

Blind Date is historically significant because it was both Bruce Willis’s first credited film role (he had previously appeared, uncredited, in The First Deadly Sin and The Verdict) and also Willis’s first starring role.  Willis received the role after becoming a sudden star due to his role on Moonlighting and the entire movie is full of television actors.  John Larroquette was best-known for Night Court.  Phil Hartman had just started on Saturday Night Live.  William Daniels appears as Larroquette’s father.  At the time Blind Date came out, Kim Basinger was the closest thing that the cast had to a legitimate movie star.

Watching Blind Date today, it’s strange to see Willis playing a nebbish.  He’s likable but miscast as a straight-laced executive who needs his sister-in-law to set him up on a date.  It’s a role that would have been best-served by someone like John Ritter, who starred in director Blake Edwards’s Skin Deep just two years after Blind Date.  As David, John Larroquette is cartoonish but entertaining and he gets most of the best lines.  Kim Basinger is beautiful as Nadia but doesn’t always seem to be comfortable performing comedy.  There are funny moments but, as with so many of Blake Edwards’s later films, it’s uneven.

Blind Date was a box office hit.  (It was the last big hit of Blake Edwards’s career.)  The film found its real success on HBO, where it was a mainstay for several years.  Luckily, a more appropriate starring vehicle for Bruce Willis was released just a year later.  In Die Hard, Bruce Willis brought John McClaine to life and made film history.

I Watched The Whole Nine Yards (2000, Dir. by Jonathan Lynn)


Oz (Matthew Perry) is an unhappily married dentist who discovers that his new neighbor, Jimmy (Bruce Willis), is a notorious contract killer who has a bounty on his head.  Oz’s wife, Sophie (Rosanna Arquette), wants Oz to rat Jimmy out to the local mob boss (Kevin Pollack) and collect the bounty.  Oz is deeply in debt and has a hard time saying no to his wife but he and Jimmy have actually become friends.  Also, Oz is falling in love with his dental assistant, Jill (Amanda Peet) despite the fact that Jill is also a contract killer, though she’s still a “virgin” because she’s falling in love with the man that she was hired to kill.

The Whole Nine Yards is an amusing comedy that works because of the chemistry between Matthew Perry and Bruce Willis.  When it came to his movie career, Perry was always Chandler Bing no matter who he was playing but that didn’t matter because everyone loved Chandler.  I know I loved Chandler, even if Joey would have been the Friend that I probably would have ended up flirting with.  Perry was a naturally funny actor and he and Willis made for a good team in The Whole Nine Yards.  I also really liked Amanda Peet’s energetic performance as Jill and Kevin Pollack as the crime boss.  The Whole Nine Yards is basically a violent sitcom.  It may not be a great movie but Perry and Willis will make you laugh.

It’s a little hard to rewatch now.  Matthew Perry is gone.  Bruce Willis is retired for health reasons.  They’re both having so much fun in this movie and are so entertaining to watch that it’s impossible not feel a little sad watching them.  But the movie also shows what Perry and Willis could do, even with so-so material.  Watching the movie made me laugh and it made me sad but mostly it just made me appreciate their talent.  We can mourn what we’ve lost while still appreciating what we had.

I Liked Look Who’s Talking (1989, Dir. by Amy Heckerling)


Mollie Jensen (Kirstie Alley) is an accountant who has an affair with a married client, Albert (George Segal) and ends up getting pregnant.  At first, Albert has no interest in being a father but luckily, when Mollie goes into labor, she’s driven to the hospital by a down-on-his-luck taxi driver named James (John Travolta).  After little Mikey is born, James agrees to be Mikey’s babysitter in return for Mollie letting James use her address so he can set up nursing care for his grandfather (Abe Vigoda).  Mollie and James are falling in love but then Albert reenters the picture.  Will Mollie choose rich Albert or goofy James?

As if there’s any doubt!

The important this is not the story but that the story is narrated by Mikey and Mikey sounds just like Bruce Willis!

I will admit it.  I like Look Who’s Talking.

Hey, it’s cute!  It’s a movie that opens with a point of view shot of a herd of sperm heading for an egg.  Little sperm Mikey is so excited!  Even before Mikey is born, he’s giving us his opinions.  When he is born and they cut the umbilical cord, he says, “Hey, I need that!”  What newborn wouldn’t say that?  You’re comfortable and suddenly, you’re getting dragged into the real world.

What I really like about Look Who’s Talking is that we just hear Mikey’s narration and thoughts but Mikey himself doesn’t actually talk.  It’s not like those creepy commercials where they use cheap CGI to make it look like the babies are actually talking.  I hate those commercials.  Instead, we’re just hearing Mikey’s thoughts and his thoughts are probably the ones that most babies would have.  He just sounds like Bruce Willis.  John Travolta is adorable in this.  Kirstie Alley is neurotic and relatable.  The babies are all cute.  But the true star of the film is Bruce Willis’s voice.  Supposedly, Willis ad-libbed most of his lines.  Mikey’s crude but most babies are.

No, I haven’t seen the sequels.  I won’t ever see the sequels.  I get the feeling this is one of those movies that could only work once.  Didn’t the third movie feature talking animals and no Bruce Willis?  There’s no need for that.

 

Dune: Part One (dir. by Denis Villeneuve) Review


“I said I would not harm them and I shall not. But Arrakis is Arrakis and the desert takes the weak. This is my desert. My Arrakis. My Dune.” — Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

Denis Villeneuve’s Dune: Part One is one of those big, monolithic blockbusters that feels less like a movie night and more like being slowly lowered into someone else’s dream. It’s massive, deliberately paced, and sometimes emotionally chilly, but when it hits, it really hits, and you can feel a director absolutely obsessed with getting this universe right. The film adapts roughly the first half of Frank Herbert’s novel, following Paul Atreides, heir to House Atreides, as his family accepts control of the desert planet Arrakis, the only source of the spice melange that powers space travel and heightens human abilities. The setup is pure operatic space-feudalism: the Emperor orders House Atreides to take over Arrakis from their bitter rivals, House Harkonnen, in what is basically a beautifully staged death trap. Villeneuve leans into the political trap aspect; even if you’ve never read Dune, you can tell from minute one that this is not an opportunity, it’s a setup, and that sense of doom hangs over everything.

What Villeneuve really nails is the “ancient future” texture that people always talk about with Dune but rarely pull off on screen. The technology looks advanced but worn, ritualized, and heavy, from the gargantuan starships to the dragonfly-like ornithopters that rattle and pitch like actual aircraft instead of sleek sci-fi toys. The production design and Greig Fraser’s cinematography go all-in on scale: Caladan’s stormy oceans, Arrakis’s endless dunes, cavernous fortresses that make the human figures look insignificant. It’s not just pretty—it’s doing character work for the universe, selling you on the idea that people here live under forces (political, religious, environmental) that absolutely dwarf them. In theme terms, this is Villeneuve visually translating Herbert’s obsession with ecology and power structures, but he externalizes it more than the book: instead of living inside characters’ heads, you’re constantly being reminded how small they are against their environment.

All of that is backed by Hans Zimmer’s aggressive, sometimes overwhelming score, which sounds like someone trying to invent religious music for a civilization that doesn’t exist yet. It’s not subtle; there are bagpipes blaring on Caladan, guttural chants over Sardaukar warriors being ritually baptized in mud, and wailing voices that basically scream “destiny” every time Paul has a vision. But it syncs with Villeneuve’s approach: this is myth-making by way of blunt force, and the sound design and music are part of the same strategy of immersion and awe. Compared to the novel’s intricate, almost clinical tone, the film leans much harder into a mythic, quasi-religious mood. That means some of Herbert’s more sardonic or critical edges get smoothed out, but it also lets Villeneuve foreground the feeling of a civilization that already half-believes its own prophecies.

Narratively, Dune: Part One walks a weird tightrope. On one hand, this is a story about prophecies, chosen ones, and a messiah in the making, but on the other, the film quietly undercuts that fantasy. Villeneuve and his co-writers emphasize the Bene Gesserit’s centuries-long manipulation of bloodlines and myths, including seeding prophecies among the Fremen, so Paul’s “chosen one” status comes prepackaged with a lot of moral unease. That’s one of the places where Villeneuve stays very faithful to Herbert: the idea that religious belief can be engineered and weaponized. At the same time, by stripping out so much of the book’s interior commentary, the movie makes that critique more atmospheric than explicit. You feel that something is off about Paul’s destiny—the visions of holy war help with that—but you don’t hear the narrative voice outright interrogating the myth the way the novel does. It’s like Villeneuve wants the audience to experience the seduction of the messiah narrative first, and only slowly realize how poisonous it is.

Timothée Chalamet’s performance takes advantage of that approach by playing Paul as a kid who has been trained his whole life for greatness but absolutely does not want the role he’s being handed. Early on, he’s soft-spoken, almost recessive, but you see flashes of arrogance and temper, especially in the Gom Jabbar test and the later tent breakdown after his visions of a holy war in his name. Villeneuve doesn’t try to turn him into an instant charismatic leader; instead, he feels like a thoughtful, scared teenager caught in a machine that’s been running for centuries. That divergence from the source material is subtle but important: book-Paul, with all his internal analysis and mentat-like processing, comes off almost superhumanly composed. Film-Paul is less in control, more overwhelmed, which shifts the theme from “a superior mind learning to navigate fate” toward “a boy being crushed into a role he might never have truly chosen.”

The supporting cast is absurdly stacked, and the film uses them more as archetypes orbiting Paul than as fully fleshed-out characters, which is both a feature and a bug. Oscar Isaac’s Duke Leto radiates tired nobility, a man who knows he is walking into a trap but refuses to show fear because he needs his people to believe. Rebecca Ferguson’s Lady Jessica might be the most compelling presence in the movie: a Bene Gesserit trained in manipulation and control, visibly torn between her loyalty to the order and her love for her son. Ferguson gives Jessica a constant undercurrent of panic; even when she’s composed and commanding the Voice, you can feel the guilt and fear simmering underneath. In Herbert’s text, Jessica carries a heavy burden of calculation and self-critique through internal monologue; Villeneuve replaces that with rawer, more visible emotion. That choice makes Jessica more immediately relatable on screen but also shifts the theme slightly—from a cold, almost chess-like examination of breeding programs and long-term plans to a more intimate conflict between institutional programming and maternal love.

On the more purely fun side, Jason Momoa’s Duncan Idaho brings some sorely needed looseness and warmth. He’s one of the only characters who feels like he exists outside the grim political machinery, which makes his relationship with Paul read as genuinely affectionate instead of court-mandated mentorship. His big stand against the Sardaukar is shot like a mythic warrior’s last stand, and it sells Duncan as the kind of legend people would sing about after the fact. The tradeoff is that Duncan’s characterization leans into straightforward heroism; some of the book’s emphasis on the complexities and limits of loyalty gets compressed into a single grand gesture. Josh Brolin’s Gurney Halleck mostly glowers and shouts in this installment, but there’s enough there—especially in the training scene—that you get a sense of this gruff soldier-poet without the film ever stopping to spell it out. What’s missing, though, is the more overt sense of Atreides culture and camaraderie that the novel lingers on; Villeneuve sketches it, then moves on.

If the heroes lean archetypal, the villains almost go minimalistic to a fault. Stellan Skarsgård’s Baron Harkonnen is an imposing, bloated specter, more a presence than a personality; he spends a lot of time floating, brooding, and letting the makeup and lighting do the talking. In the book, the Baron is a much more talkative schemer, constantly plotting and vocalizing his nastiness, which underlines Herbert’s theme of decadence rotting the powerful from within. Here he’s closer to a horror-movie monster, which works visually but makes the political conflict feel a bit less textured. It’s a conscious trade: Villeneuve sacrifices some of Herbert’s satirical bite for a cleaner, more archetypal good-house-versus-evil-house dynamic. The Mentats, like Thufir Hawat and Piter de Vries, also get sidelined, and with them goes a lot of the book’s focus on human computation and the consequences of tech bans; the movie nods to that world-building but clearly doesn’t prioritize those themes.

Where Dune: Part One really shines is in its set-pieces that double as worldbuilding lessons. The spice harvester rescue sequence isn’t just about a sandworm attack; it’s a crash course in how dangerous Arrakis is, how unwieldy the spice operation can be, and how Paul reacts when the spice hits his system and his visions start intensifying. The hunter-seeker assassination attempt in his room does something similar for palace intrigue and surveillance, even if the staging (Paul standing unnervingly still as the device inches toward him) has rubbed some viewers the wrong way. These scenes make Arrakis feel like a living trap: environmental, political, and spiritual all at once. Compared to the novel’s detailed ecological and economic exposition, Villeneuve’s version is more experiential—you feel sandstorms and worm sign before you fully understand the larger ecological philosophy that Herbert spells out. That keeps the film more cinematic, but it also means the deeper environmental thesis is only hinted at rather than explored.

The downside of Villeneuve’s devotion to mood and worldbuilding is pacing. This is a two-and-a-half-hour movie that very much feels like “Part One,” and you can sense the absence of a conventional third-act climax. The story peaks emotionally with the fall of House Atreides—Leto’s death, Duncan’s sacrifice, Kynes’s end—but then keeps going, drifting into the deep desert with Paul and Jessica. The final duel with Jamis is thematically important—Paul’s first deliberate kill, a step toward becoming the kind of leader his visions imply—but as a closer for a blockbuster, it’s quiet and off-kilter. What’s interesting is how that duel distills one of Herbert’s key themes—the cost of survival and leadership—down to a single, intimate moment. The book wraps that in a ton of cultural detail and internal reflection; the film pares it down to body language, breath, and a few lines of dialogue. Villeneuve keeps the moral weight of the act but narrows the lens, trusting the audience to sit with what it means for Paul to cross that line without spelling it out.

If you come in as a Dune novice, the film is surprisingly navigable but not always emotionally generous. Villeneuve strips away the novel’s dense internal monologues and replaces them with visual suggestion and sparse dialogue, which keeps the movie from turning into a two-hour voiceover but also makes some motivations feel opaque. Characters like Dr. Yueh suffer the most from this approach; his betrayal happens so quickly and with so little setup that it plays more as a plot requirement than a tragic inevitability. That’s a clear case where the film discards a major thematic thread: Herbert uses Yueh to dig into ideas of conditioning, trauma, and the limits of “programmed” loyalty, but Villeneuve mostly uses him to push the plot into the Harkonnen attack. The tradeoff is understandable in a two-part film structure, but it’s a noticeable hollow spot for viewers who care about the story’s psychological underpinnings.

Still, as an opening movement, Dune: Part One feels like a deliberate choice to build the cathedral before lighting the candles. It’s more concerned with making Arrakis, its politics, and its religious machinery feel tangible than with delivering a neatly wrapped narrative. That can make it frustrating if you want a self-contained story, but it pays off in atmosphere: by the time Paul and Jessica join Stilgar’s Fremen and we get that final image of a sandworm being ridden across the dunes, you believe this is a place where myths can walk around as real people. Villeneuve stays true to Herbert’s broad thematic architecture—power, religion as control, ecology as destiny—but he discards a lot of the author’s density and interior commentary in favor of a more streamlined, sensory-driven experience. As a result, the film feels less like reading a dense political text and more like standing inside the legend that text would later be written about.

As a complete film, it’s imperfect—sometimes emotionally distant, sometimes so in love with its own scale that character beats get swallowed—but it’s also one of the rare modern blockbusters that feels handcrafted rather than committee-engineered. As an adaptation, it respects the spirit of Dune while making sharp, cinematic choices about what to emphasize and what to streamline, even if that means some beloved book moments get reduced or reconfigured. And as a foundation for a larger saga, it does exactly what “Part One” says on the label: it sets the board, crowns no clear winners, and leaves you with the distinct feeling that the real story—the dangerous one—is only just beginning.