The Eric Roberts Collection: The Chaos Experiment (dir by Philippe Martinez)


In 2009’s The Chaos Experiment, Val Kilmer stars as James Pettis, a twitchy man who shows up at the offices of a Michigan newspaper and says that he wants them to publish an editorial he has written.  The editorial is about global warming (yawn) and the danger of humanity going extinct (double yawn).  Pettis goes on to explain that he has trapped six people in a steam room and that he has turned the temperature up to 130 degrees, the better to demonstrate what destroying the environment is doing to humanity.

Cynical detective Manicni (Armanda Assante) is called and he listens to Pettis’s story.  Mancini has some doubts as to whether or not Pettis is who he says he is.  As Pettis describes what is happening in the steam room, Mancini comes to suspect that Pettis is either lying or else the murders happened a while ago.  Pettis, for his part, seems to grow more and more delusional as he speaks to Manicni.

When we’re not listening to Mancini and Pettis, we’re watching six unfortunate people trapped in steam room.  They are played by Eric Roberts, Patrick Muldoon, Megan Brown, Eve Mauro, Quinn Duffy, and Cordelia Reynolds.  They start out as a friendly group but, once it becomes apparent that they’re trapped in the room, they lose it.  They start turning on and attacking each other.  The first to die is killed while strangling another hostage.  The second is taken out by a unseen person with a nail gun.  Cast as a former football player who claims to be from “Dallas-Fort Worth,” Eric Roberts goes from being the voice of reason to being a paranoid wreck.  Meanwhile, the viewer is left to figure out whether or not any of this is happening or if it’s all just in Pettis’s mind.

I kind of cringed when Pettis said he had written an editorial about global warming but the environmental stuff is just a red herring.  The film is actually about the cat-and-mouse game between Pettis and Detective Mancini and the investigation into whether or not Pettis has actually trapped six people in a steam room.  It’s an intriguing premise and Val Kilmer gives a surprisingly committed performance as the unstable Pettis.  Unfortunately, whenever the film cuts to the people in the steam room, it gets bogged down in all the usual Saw-style dramatics.  I appreciate that the film found room for Eric Roberts to give a real performance (and Roberts does a good job, going from being affable to murderous over the course of the movie) but, even at the time when this film first came out, the people-trapped-in-a-room thing had been done to death and the scenes in steam room were ultimately a bit too repetitive to be as effective as they needed to be.  That said, the film does end with a nice twist and it did hold my attention.

If nothing else, this is your only chance to see Val Kilmer, Armand Assante, Patrick Muldoon, and Eric Roberts, all in the same movie.  That counts for something.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Runaway Train (1985)
  3. Best of the Best (1989)
  4. Blood Red (1989)
  5. The Ambulance (1990)
  6. The Lost Capone (1990)
  7. Best of the Best II (1993)
  8. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  9. Voyage (1993)
  10. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  11. Sensation (1994)
  12. Dark Angel (1996)
  13. Doctor Who (1996)
  14. Most Wanted (1997)
  15. Mercy Streets (2000)
  16. Raptor (2001)
  17. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  18. Strange Frequency (2001)
  19. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  20. Border Blues (2004)
  21. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  22. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  23. We Belong Together (2005)
  24. Hey You (2006)
  25. Depth Charge (2008)
  26. Amazing Racer (2009)
  27. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  28. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  29. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  30. The Expendables (2010) 
  31. Sharktopus (2010)
  32. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  33. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  34. Deadline (2012)
  35. The Mark (2012)
  36. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  37. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  38. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  39. Lovelace (2013)
  40. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  41. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  42. Self-Storage (2013)
  43. Sink Hole (2013)
  44. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  45. This Is Our Time (2013)
  46. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  47. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  48. Inherent Vice (2014)
  49. Road to the Open (2014)
  50. Rumors of War (2014)
  51. Amityville Death House (2015)
  52. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  53. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  54. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  55. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  56. Enemy Within (2016)
  57. Hunting Season (2016)
  58. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  59. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  60. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  61. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  62. Dark Image (2017)
  63. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  64. Black Wake (2018)
  65. Frank and Ava (2018)
  66. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  67. Clinton Island (2019)
  68. Monster Island (2019)
  69. The Reliant (2019)
  70. The Savant (2019)
  71. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  72. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  73. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  74. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  75. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  76. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  77. Top Gunner (2020)
  78. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  79. The Elevator (2021)
  80. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  81. Killer Advice (2021)
  82. Megaboa (2021)
  83. Night Night (2021)
  84. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  85. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  86. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  87. Bleach (2022)
  88. Dawn (2022)
  89. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  90. 69 Parts (2022)
  91. D.C. Down (2023)
  92. Aftermath (2024)
  93. Bad Substitute (2024)
  94. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  95. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  96. When It Rains In L.A. (2025

Late Night Retro Television Review: CHiPs 3.18 “Kidnap”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing CHiPs, which ran on NBC from 1977 to 1983.  The entire show is currently streaming on Prime!

This week, two dumbs kids case a lot of trouble.

Episode 3.18 “Kidnap”

(Dir by Gordon Hessler, originally aired on January 26th, 1980)

Ponch and Baker have been assigned to escort to stupid kids — Pete (Brad Savage) and his weirdo friend Ray (Christopher Holloway) — to the country courthouse so that they can receive some sort of an award for an essay that they wrote about traffic safety.  I don’t know, it sound pretty dumb.  For some reason, local news reporter Pat Blake (Jayne Kennedy) is there to cover the story.  Ponch gets busy flirting with Pat and Baker’s busy hitting on Pete’s older sister (Judy Strangis) and nobody notices Pete and Ray getting into an unlocked limo and starting the engine.

Meanwhile, two crooks named Solkin (played by legendary character actor Timothy Carey) and Bickel (Warren Berlinger) escape from custody, run down to the parking garage, and hop in the limo.  Because those dumb kids turned on the engine, Solkin and Bickel steal the car with the two stupid kids in the backseat!

Even though this is entirely the fault of Pete and Ray, the entire Highway Patrol mobilizes to rescue them.  This episode is one long chase scene.  Solkin and Bickel want to drive up to Canada.  (Draft dodgers!)  Pete and Ray are trying to figure out a way to escape.  Ponch and Baker are trying to discreetly follow without letting the crooks know that they’ve been spotted.  Unfortunately, two stoners in a van try to help and almost give away the entire operation.

Of course, the kids are rescued and, of course, it’s all because of Ponch.  Ponch dresses like an auto mechanic and then borrows a banged-up Cadillac that has fuzzy pink seat covers.  Ponch follows the men and continually plays La Cucaracha by honking the car’s horn.  While Baker and the other members of the Highway Patrol struggle to keep track of the kidnappers and continually screw up, Ponch solves this case almost single-handedly!

Okay, that’s a little unfair on my part.  This is one of those episodes where the emphasis really is on team work.  Everyone — from Grossie to Getraer to Bear to Ponch and Jon — does their part to follow the limo and to come up with a plan to save the kids.  Still, it’s hard not to notice that, when it comes time to save the kids, it’s pretty much Ponch doing it on his own.  We’re closing in on the end of the third season and it’s pretty much undeniable that CHiPs has become The Ponch Show.

This episode was kind of annoying, despite the presence of the always entertaining Timothy Carey.  The main problem was that the two kids were jerks who had no one to blame but themselves for getting into that bad situation.  I hope they were grounded for the rest of their lives!

Retro Television Review: Miami Vice 4.2 “Amen …. Send Money”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Miami Vice, which ran on NBC from 1984 to 1989.  The entire show can be purchased on Prime!

This week, Miami Vice takes an unwelcome detour.

Episode 4.2 “Amen …. Send Money”

(Dir by James Quinn, originally aired on October 2nd, 1987)

This was pretty dumb.

Tubbs, working undercover, busts Leona Proverb (Anita Morris), who just happens to be the wife of Billy Bob Proverb (Brian Dennehy).  Billy Bob is a television preacher who continually asks his followers to send him cash so he can live the lifestyle that he says God wants him to live.  On paper, this sounds like a great role for Brian Dennehy but this episode’s script lets him (and, for that matter, everyone else in the cast) down.  Somehow, the fact that the guy is named Billy Bob Proverb is the least heavy-handed aspect of this episode.

Faye Nell (Jo Anderson), who is one of Billy Bob’s followers, calls Tubbs to the studio and says she has information on what the Proverbs are doing.  As soon as Tubbs shows up, Faye tosses herself on him, rips her dress, and starts to yell, “Rape!”  Tubbs finds himself being investigated by Internal Affairs while Faye claims that God told her to call Tubbs down to the studio and she even passes a lie detector test.

“I’m being set up by a preacher!” an angered Tubbs says but it turns out that Billy Bob Proverb is not the one behind all of Tubbs’s problems.  In fact, Billy Bob is actually sincere, in his own strange way.  Instead, the villain turns out to be another television preacher, Mason Mather (James Tolkan).  Mather has the ability to make himself go into a coma, which makes it difficult to arrest him.

Before I started watching this season, I read online that season 4 featured some of Miami Vice‘s worst episodes.  Amen …. Send Money feels almost like a parody of Miami Vice.  The episode itself is meant to be largely comedic and perhaps if this episode had centered on Switek and Zito instead of Crockett and Tubbs, it would have worked.  Unfortunately, the show killed off Zito last season so instead, it’s Crockett and Tubbs making odd jokes and rolling their eyes in shock.  The thing is, Miami Vice has — up until this episode — been a show about ruthless dealers and the futility of the War on the Drugs.  The thing that set Miami Vice apart from other 80s cop shows was that it was thematically dark, the endings were frequently unhappy, and Crockett and Tubbs were always the epitome of cool, no matter what happened.  This episode features cartoonish villains and a silly plot and both Crockett and Tubbs come across as being a little …. well, dorky.

(On the plus side, the show does continue its tradition of featuring future stars by giving Ben Stiller a small role as a con artist.)

Oh well.  Not every episode can be a great one.  Hopefully, next week will be an improvement.

Song of the Day: Superman March by John Williams


Since today is National Superhero Day, it only makes sense that today’s song of the day should John Williams’s rousing Superman March from 1978’s Superman.  In this video from 2023, John Williams conducts the Saito Kinen Orchestra.

6 Shots From 6 Films: Special 1996 Edition


6 Shots From 6 Films is just what it says it is, 6 shots from 6 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 6 Shots From 6 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, we take a look at a classic cinematic year.  It’s time for….

6 Shots From 6 1996 Films

Breaking the Waves (1996, dir by Lars Von Trier, DP: Robby Muller)

The Stendhal Syndrome (1996, dir by Dario Argento, DP: Giuseppe Rotunno)

Fargo (1996, dir by the Coen Brothers, DP: Roger Deakins)

Trainspotting (1996, dir by Danny Boyle, DP: Brian Tufano)

Basquiat (1996, dir by Julian Schnabel, DP: Ron Fortunato)

Normal Life (1996, dir by John McNaughton, DP: Jean de Segonzac)

The TSL Grindhouse: Rebel Rousers (dir by Martin B. Cohen)


1970’s Rebel Rousers tell the story of what happens when Paul Collier (Cameron Mitchell) arrives in a small desert town, searching for his girlfriend, Karen (Diane Ladd).  Karen ran away when she discovered she was pregnant because she was scared that Paul would attempt to force her to get an abortion.  While Paul talks to Karen in a cheap motel, a motorcycle gang rides into town.  The members of the gang include Randolph (Harry Dean Stanton) and Bunny (Jack Nicholson), who wears striped prison pants and a stocking hat.  The leader of the gang is J.J. Weston (Bruce Dern), who went to high school with Paul.  They even played on the same football team but their lives have since followed differing paths.  (How exactly 30ish Bruce Dern and 50ish Cameron Mitchell could have been in the same high school class is not an issue that the film chooses to explore.)

Paul reunites with Karen and swears his love for her.  However, when Paul and Karen run into the motorcycle gang, Karen is kidnapped.  Bunny wants to force himself on Karen but J.J. wants to set her free.  J.J. challenges Bunny to a series of motorcycle games on the beach.  The winner decides what happens to Karen.  Meanwhile, Paul heads back to the town in search of help but discovers that almost everyone is too much of a coward to help him out.  Only Miguel (Robert Dix), the leader of a rival gang is willing to step up and save the community from the Rebels!

Rebel Rousers was filmed in 1967 but was considered to be so bad that it was put on a shelf and forgotten about until Jack Nicholson suddenly became a star in Easy RiderRebel Rousers was released on the drive-in circuit as a Jack Nicholson movie, even though Nicholson is barely in the film and he gives a pretty one-note performance as Bunny.  The movie’s star is Cameron Mitchell, who usually played villains and doesn’t seem to be too invested in this film.  (Mitchell has such a naturally sinister screen presence that I was actually worried about Paul finding Karen.  Bruce Dern and Diane Ladd are the sole members of the cast who really stand out, with Dern taking on the type of cool rebel role that was usually played by Peter Fonda while Ladd (pregnant at the time with Laura Dern) actually manages to bring some real emotional depth to her character. The movie itself was obviously made for next to nothing and it seems like it was shot in a hurry.  Everything feels like a first take or, even worse, like a rehearsal that was deemed “good enough.”  The competition between Bunny and J.J. ultimately feels mostly like filler than anything else.

Rebel Rousers is one of the more obscure entries in Jack Nicholson’s filmography.  If not for the success of Easy Rider, it never would have been released at all.  By the time Rebel Rousers did come out, Jack Nicholson was too busy establishing himself as one of the best leading men of the 70s to spend too much time looking back.  Today, watching this film can make it easier to understand why Nicholson was considering dropping out of Hollywood all together before he was cast in Easy Rider.  That said, the film today serves as a reminder that everyone started somewhere and sometimes, the somewhere is the second feature at the grindhouse.

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us for Conflict of Interest!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasion ally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1993’s Conflict of Interest!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Conflict of Interest on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!

Enjoy!

The Eric Roberts Collection: Sink Hole (dir by Scott Wheeler)


2013’s Sink Hole opens with a fracking plant about to go online.  A couple of local activists get in a hot air balloon and, while floating over the site of the plant, hold up a cardboard “NO FRACKING” sign which absolutely no one would be able to read from the ground.

Still, this is supposed to be a badass moment.  Of course, it’s ruined when steam is released from the plant and the hot air balloon crashes into a power station.  One of the activist is killed.  Local paramedic Joan Conroy (Gina Holden) is traumatized.  Joan’s daughter, Paige (Brooke Mackenzie), dumps her boyfriend because he’s the son of the guy who opened the plant and she feels that he should have done something to stop his father.  (Like what, exactly?)  That, of course, makes things awkward when it’s time for the two of them to board a school bus and go to a track meet together.  Making thing even more awkward is that the track coach and bus driver is Paige’s father, Gary (Jeremy London).

Predictably, the fracking causes a big sinkhole to open up in the middle of the road and, as a result, Gary, Paige, and the entire track team are trapped underground.  It’s up to Joan to save them.  Eric Roberts also makes an appearance in this film, playing the local police chief.  It’s a typical Eric Roberts cameo.  Anyone could have played the role but it’s still nice to see a sleepy-eyed Eric delivering his lines with his trademark off-kilter smile.

I was actually excited when this movie started because I thought it starred Jason London but it turned out to be his far less interesting twin, Jeremy.  Sink Hole has all the makings of an Asylum film but it’s not an Asylum film.  If it was an Asylum film, I imagine the pace wouldn’t have been as slow and there at least would have been a giant snake or something to keep things interesting.  This film actually tries to push a message but the action is too slow and the actors playing the track team are all stuck portraying one-dimensional stereotypes.  This sink hole is not worth getting lost in.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Runaway Train (1985)
  3. Best of the Best (1989)
  4. Blood Red (1989)
  5. The Ambulance (1990)
  6. The Lost Capone (1990)
  7. Best of the Best II (1993)
  8. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  9. Voyage (1993)
  10. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  11. Sensation (1994)
  12. Dark Angel (1996)
  13. Doctor Who (1996)
  14. Most Wanted (1997)
  15. Mercy Streets (2000)
  16. Raptor (2001)
  17. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  18. Strange Frequency (2001)
  19. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  20. Border Blues (2004)
  21. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  22. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  23. We Belong Together (2005)
  24. Hey You (2006)
  25. Depth Charge (2008)
  26. Amazing Racer (2009)
  27. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  28. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  29. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  30. The Expendables (2010) 
  31. Sharktopus (2010)
  32. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  33. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  34. Deadline (2012)
  35. The Mark (2012)
  36. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  37. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  38. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  39. Lovelace (2013)
  40. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  41. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  42. Self-Storage (2013)
  43. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  44. This Is Our Time (2013)
  45. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  46. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  47. Inherent Vice (2014)
  48. Road to the Open (2014)
  49. Rumors of War (2014)
  50. Amityville Death House (2015)
  51. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  52. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  53. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  54. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  55. Enemy Within (2016)
  56. Hunting Season (2016)
  57. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  58. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  59. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  60. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  61. Dark Image (2017)
  62. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  63. Black Wake (2018)
  64. Frank and Ava (2018)
  65. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  66. Clinton Island (2019)
  67. Monster Island (2019)
  68. The Reliant (2019)
  69. The Savant (2019)
  70. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  71. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  72. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  73. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  74. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  75. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  76. Top Gunner (2020)
  77. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  78. The Elevator (2021)
  79. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  80. Killer Advice (2021)
  81. Megaboa (2021)
  82. Night Night (2021)
  83. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  84. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  85. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  86. Bleach (2022)
  87. Dawn (2022)
  88. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  89. 69 Parts (2022)
  90. D.C. Down (2023)
  91. Aftermath (2024)
  92. Bad Substitute (2024)
  93. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  94. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  95. When It Rains In L.A. (2025