A group of Navy SEALs enter North Korea on a mission to destroy a submarine that has fallen into Kim Il-sung’s hands. They destroy the submarine but are captured before they can safely cross the border back into South Korea. With the SEALs facing a show trial and probable public execution, Admiral Rothman (James Cromwell) draws up a plan to rescure them. The U.S. government, not wanting to escalate the situation, shoots down the plan. (Americans giving up? Is Carter still president?) However, Rothman’s nerdy son, Max (Marc Price), gets a hold of the plan. Before you can say “Why didn’t anyone else think of this?”, he and the children of the SEALs are sneaking into North Korea and rescuing their fathers!
This is a pure 1980s film. Like Red Dawn, it shows that America is such a great country that even our teenagers are stronger than the average well-armed communist. Of the actors playing the rescuers, the best known is Kevin Dillon. He plays the rebel who smokes cigarettes and rides a motorcycle. Though their relationship may be strained, his father (Edward Albert) is still happy when Dillon suddenly shows up in North Korea. Soon, father and son are working together to blow up America’s enemies. This movie’s about as dumb as they come and it’s another example of Hollywood presenting North Korea as just being the junior varsity version of China but it’s also undeniably entertaining, especially if you don’t care about things like plausibility. Watch it the next time that Kim Jong-un threatens to blow you up. Who needs Chuck Norris when you’ve got Kevin Dillon?