(From TV’s King of the Hill)
Monthly Archives: July 2016
Let’s Talk About Ice Sharks!
Climate change is a bitch!
And so are sharks!
Those are the two main things that I took away from watching Ice Sharks, which premiered on the SyFy channel on Tuesday.
Ice Sharks take place in the Arctic circle. A group of scientists have set up Oasis base so that they can observe what climate change is doing to the arctic sea life. The water’s getting warmer and, as a result, the ecosystem is changing. Greenland sharks are no longer content to just hang out around Greenland. Now, suddenly, they’re showing up in Antarctica and guess what? They have the ability to not only jump through ice but also to use their dorsal fins to saw through glaciers…
Well, you can probably guess what happens.
First, it’s just sled dog after sled dog getting eaten. Then it’s an Eskimo who is so thoroughly eaten that only a bloody fingernail is found lodged in the ice. Next thing you know, a scientist makes the mistakes of investigating the world outside of Oasis and a shark ends up biting off his leg. The scientist lies on the ice and briefly attempts to tie a tourniquet around his bloody leg stump. It doesn’t do him much good.
One thing about Greenland sharks — they’re mean but they’re also surprisingly intelligent. As soon as they come across Oasis station, they use their dorsal fins to saw through the ice. Soon, Oasis is sinking to the bottom of the ocean with the surviving scientists inside.
And, as our surviving (and fortunately, physically attractive) scientists try to figure out how they are going to survive, the sharks are outside, banging against the station walls…
Ice Sharks is a surprisingly dark little movie. Don’t get me wrong. It’s an Asylum film so, of course, Ice Sharks has an appropriately macabre sense of humor. But, especially when compared to Sharknado 3, Ice Sharks is rather grim. Director Emile Edwin Smith does a good job of creating and maintaining a claustrophobic atmosphere inside the sunken Oasis station. And when the sharks attack, it’s never pretty. Greenland sharks apparently do not share the charm of their home.
Ice Sharks was a grimly effective little creature rampage film. Personally, I will never look at Greenland the same way again.
And then Hank Hill said…
(From the “Hank’s Bully” episode of King of the Hill)
Music Video of the Day: Weapon Of Choice by Fatboy Slim (2001, dir. Spike Jonze)
Leaving this out of a week of music videos that feature dancing would be a crime. I could leave it at that, but let’s talk a little bit about this music video.
Much like the mid-90s swing revival seemed to come out of nowhere, so did this video. We were all familiar with Fatboy Slim’s Praise You whether we wanted to be or not at this time. They played that song to death. Then came Mr. Deer Hunter and Gold Watch up your butt Christopher Walken dancing around a hotel like he was suddenly possessed by the spirit of Fred Astaire. Leave it up to Spike Jonze to think this one up, or at least I assume he did. This is one of those music videos that we not only know the director and producers, but the cinematographer, choreographers, the production designer, the 2nd camera operator, costume and wardrobe, visual effects, stunts, and it apparently had a “Philosophical Consultant”.
The choreographers were Spike Jonze and Christopher Walken themselves, but also a Michael Rooney. His work can be seen from as far back as Saved by the Bell to this year’s The Jungle Book.
Of course you’ll recognize the 2nd camera operator. That being director Roman Coppola.
The cinematographer is Lance Acord. He worked on Being John Malkovich (1999), Adaptation (2002), Lost in Translation (2003), Marie Antoinette (2006), etc.
The people you’ll recognize goes on.
Eric Zumbrunnen was the editor on this video a along with some notable videos such as Buddy Holly, Cannonball by The Breeders, and Sure Shot by Beastie Boys. He too would continue to work with Spike Jonze being the editor on Adaptation and Her (2013).
Producer Vincent Landay would continue to work with Jonze, but Deannie O’Neil doesn’t appeared to have done much of anything beyond this music video.
Production Designer Val Wilt would go on to do 96 episodes of Bones. Not bad.
Costume Designer Casey Storm would also go on to work for Spike Jonze and do Zodiac (2007) with David Fincher.
Visual effects person Ben Gibbs would work some more with Jonze, but I’m not sure about Jeff Kim.
As for the stunt people, Keith Campbell is one of those people who has done stunts on everything. Brian Friedman is apparently very well known as a dancer/choreographer on TV Shows. He also worked on several Britney Spears music videos.
The “Philosophical Consultant” K.K. Barrett worked with both Jonze and the Coppolas.
Wow! Now this is a well documented music video. This makes me happy. It also makes me happy watching Christopher Walken channel his inner Astaire. I love how Walken at first isn’t sure where the music is coming from and notices the little radio. Then he is overcome, and must dance. It’s true what Gloria Estefan said: “Rhythm Is Gonna Get You”.
This video is pure fun. It’s also funny that we got 70s cop shows for Beastie Boys, Happy Days for Weezer, 50s musicals for Björk, and then Walken doing a more expansive version of Fred Astaire’s number from 1951’s Royal Wedding.
Artwork of the Day: Chicago Woman
Dance Scenes That I Love: Get Psychedelic With The Love Commune!
Tonight’s dance scene that I love comes from a 1970 film that has many names. Some people known at Sign of Aquarius. Some people know it as Love Commune. However, it’s best known as Ghetto Freaks! Watch the scene below and read my review of Ghetto Freaks by clicking here!
And, as a special bonus, here’s the famous acid trip scene from Sign of Aquarius/Love Commune/Ghetto Freaks! The acid trip scene is NSFW but, then again, you’re probably not at work right now.
(Or maybe you are at work. But you’re a rebel, right? Why not invite your boss to come watch with you?)
But the words survive…
From 1966’s Fahrenheit 451
The Blair Witch Returns In This Trailer That You May Have Already Seen
So, I’m a little bit late in sharing the trailer for the upcoming film Blair Witch. But better late than never, right?
Normally, I would be dismissive of this film just because it’s another Blair Witch film. However, I am cautiously optimistic because Blair Witch was directed by the one and only Adam Wingard! On the basis of You’re Next and The Guest, I will always be excited to see anything directed by Adam Wingard!
Add to that, Lionsgate deserves a lot of credit for keeping anyone from even knowing this film was even in production until revealing its existence at SDCC last weekend. That’s the sort of marketing genius that deserves to be rewarded!
Here’s the trailer!
“This is my house.”
From 1966’s Fahrenheit 451.
4 Shots From 4 Films: Brainwashed, A Clockwork Orange, They Live, Body Snatchers
4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.
4 Shots From 4 Films





