The Kids Are Not All Right: 6 More Trailers That I Love


Continuing my ongoing survey of classic exploitation and grindhouse film trailers, here’s six more.  

1) Simon, King of the Witches — I’ve never seen this film but I caught this trailer on one of the 42nd Street compilation DVDs.  It doesn’t really make me want to see the film but I love the trailer because it is just so totally and utterly shameless.  Seriously, could this thing be more early 70s?  As well, I’ve always wondered — would witches actually have a king?  I mean, seriously, get with the times.

The film, by the way, stars Andrew Prine who apparently had a really promising film career until his girlfriend, Karyn Kupicent, died mysteriously in 1964.  A lot of people believed that Prine killed her though he always denied any guilt and there’s really no evidence to connect him to the crime.  Interestingly, even more people seem to think that Kupicent was murdered because she knew something about John F. Kennedy’s assassination.  Finally, true crime author Steve Hodel has suggested that Kupicent was actually murdered by his father, Dr. George Hodel.  (Steve also claims that George was the Black Dahlia killer, the Zodiac killer, Chicago’s lipstick killer, and that George was responsible for just about every unsolved murder in history.  Oedipus much?)

2) The Town That Dreaded Sundown Though I didn’t consider this while selecting this trailer, this is another film that features the unfortunate Robert Prine.  I’ve seen this film exactly one time when it showed up on late night television once.  Unfortunately, considering that it was 4 in the morning and the movie was obviously heavily edited for television (not to mention that constant commercial interruptions), I didn’t really get to experience the film under ideal circumstances.  As a result, I’ve been trying to track this movie down on DVD ever since.  It’s not an easy film to find.

One of the reasons this movie fascinates me is because it’s not only based on a true unsolved crime but it actually follows the facts of the case fairly closely.  In the late 40s, Texarkana was stalked by a masked gunman known as the Phantom Killer.  The case was never solved and its gone on to become a bit of a local legend in the rural Southwest.  Part of my interest in this case comes from the fact that I grew up in the rural Southwest.  It’s the part of the country I know best and this film was actually filmed in the southwest as opposed to just an arid part of Canada.  Interestingly enough, the Phantom Killer had a lot of similarities to the later Zodiac Killer.  However, as far as I know, Steve Hodel has yet to accuse his father of haunting Texarkana.

The film itself was made by Charles B. Pierce, a filmmaker who was based in Arkansas and made several independent films in that state.  Perhaps this explains why the trailer refers to “Texarkana, Arkansas” even though everyone knows that the only part of Texarkana that matters is the part that’s in Texas.

3) Nightmares in a Damaged Brain This is one of the infamous “video nasties” (trust the English to not only ban movies but to come up with a stupid and annoying label for those movies).  Like many of those films, this is a gory Italian film that seems to bathe in the sordid. 

It’s also fairly difficult film to find.  The DVD I own is actually a copy of the severely cut version that was eventually released in England, of all places.

(Another thing about the English — why is it that a culture that obsessively uses the word “cunt” in casual conversation seems so driven to distraction by a little fake blood?  It’s as if someone told them that banning movies would somehow make up for the attempted genocide of Catholics in Northern Ireland.)   

However, even in cut form, this is a disturbingly dark and frequently depressing film.  Evil seemed to radiate through my entire apartment the whole time I was watching it and that atmosphere is captured in the movie’s trailer.

As a sidenote, the gore effects in this film are credited to Tom Savini.  At the time of the film’s release, Savini announced that he actually had nothing to do with this movie.

4) To the Devil a Daughter — I recently read a biography of Christopher Lee in which he cited this movie, along with the original Whicker Man, as one of his personal favorites.  It was also the film debut of Natassia Kinski, the daughter of Klaus Kinski.  Considering Klaus’s reputation, the title is ironic.

5) Vampire Circus This is another movie that I’ve never seen but I’ve heard great things about it.  Supposedly, its one of the last great Hammer vampire films.  Reportedly, it was controversial at the time of its release because it featured vampires attacking English children.  (Which, if nothing else, at least prevented from growing up to kill little Irish children.)  Seeing the trailer leaves me even more frustrated that it has yet to be released, in the States, on DVD.

6) Dr. Butcher, M.D. — This is actually a rather odd zombie/cannibal film hybrid from Italy.  It was originally titled Zombie Holocaust but the American distributors retitled it Dr. Butcher.  I love this trailer for much the same reason I love the Simon, King of the Witches trailer.  It is just pure and shameless exploitation.  Plus, it features some of the best moments of the great Donal O’Brien’s performance as the “title” character.  I recently forced my sister Erin to watch Zombie Holocaust.  Ever since, whenever I start to ramble too much, she simply looks at me and says, “Lisa’s annoying me.  About to perform removal of vocal chords…”  She actually does a fairly good impersonation.  Consider this just more proof that the Grindhouse brings families closer together.

11 responses to “The Kids Are Not All Right: 6 More Trailers That I Love

  1. “Dr. Butcher, M.D….medical deviant. He’s a depraved, sadistic rapist. A bloodthirsty, homicidal killer….and he makes HOUSE CALLS.”

    He sounds like your usual HMO physician. Not such a bad guy outside of all the usual zombie creating and cannibal shenanigans. From the look of it they definitely don’t waste sets and locations during the 70’s and 80’s Italian zombie/cannibal flicks. That burning building and some of the jungle clinic scenes lifted straight from Zombie. LOL.

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  2. The exact same sets actually, along with Ian McCullouch and Dakkar, who both play essentially the same roles they played in Zombie. Continuing the theme of ripping off better Italian horror movies, the trailer for Zombie Holocaust uses the score of Joe D’Amato’s classic Beyond the Darkness.

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  3. Wow. These are great.
    If you wanted to test the knowledge of horror aficionados, you could select lines of dialogue from each film, and see if they can identify the source material. If cold recognition is too difficult, you could provide a list of quotes, and a list of titles, and see if they can match them up.

    They each have some great lines.

    “This isn’t a human sacrifice, is it?”

    “The only thing that we really do know is that we’ve got a very strange person on our hands.”
    “Hello, Steve?” (Granted, that’s a pretty generic type of horror film line. For some reason, they still always amuse me.)

    “Ninety-eight percent of so-called ‘Satanists’ are nothing but pathetic freaks who get their kicks out of dancing naked in freezing churchyards.”

    “But must they all die?” “All!”
    “The patient screamed disturbingly. Performed removal of vocal chords.” (With acknowledgement that your sister has already appropriated the statement; it’s just a great line.)

    With this last film, I also like the clarification in his professional title – the parenthetical “Medical Deviant”. (And how they underlined the M and the D, in case you otherwise wouldn’t be able to make the connection.) If this guy were really a doctor, wouldn’t “Dr. Butcher” be clear enough? Would he need extra-large business cards? How would that work, exactly?

    You’re looking in the phone book, because your friend needs a doctor. “Let’s see…there’s Dr. Bartholomew, Dr. Booth, Dr. Butcher, M.D. (Medical Deviant), Dr. Butler, Dr. Ca…”

    “Wait, go back to that third one. Dr. Butcher, you say?”

    “Yes. And, he’s a Medical Deviant!”

    By the way (sorry; I eschew cyber abbreviations like “BYW” and LOL”, and especially “ROTFL”. If you are actually “ROTFL”, you are way too easily amused.), I found all of these films except, alas, “Vampire Circus” online. They can be viewed free, with DVD quality. (I found your “Deathdream”, aka “Dead Of Night” there, as well. Not bad.) If you are not familiar with the site, or something comparable, and would like to check it out, let me know.

    Love these. If you’ve got any more, please continue your series.

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    • 🙂 I’m glad you’re enjoying the series. I also love the whole “medical deviant” thing, especially the implication that he’s not just a deviant — HE’S A MEDICAL DEVIANT! 🙂

      On a related note, lines like “Hello, Steve?” — especially when they appear in horror films — always make me start giggling because they’re so incredibly generic yet they always seem to occur right before the film’s big, bloody set pieces. Along with “Hello, Steve,” lines like “This isn’t funny,” and “What are you doing in there?” tend to highlight just how diffilcult it apparently is for horror filmmakers to come up with a plausible reason for characters to continually put themselves in situations where they can easily be picked off. As well, I think there’s something comforting about hearing these “generic” lines right before seeing something violent and/or disturbing. It’s the genre’s way of reassuring us that we’re watching a movie and nobody was actually murdered.

      As of right now, the plan is to eventually put up 111 post devoted to my favorite exploitation trailers (with each post featuring 6 trailers.) I’ve done four so far so I’ve got 107 left to go. 🙂

      As long as I can keep finding good trailers online, I’ll continue to post them. Unfortunately, this time, I found a lot of trailers I wanted to highlight on youtube but all of them were of the dreaded “embedding has been disabled by request” variety. That’s one reason why the Dr. Butcher trailer is here as opposed to the trailer for Zombie Holocaust. That said, it actually worked out for the best as the Dr. Butcher version is actually a lot more entertaining. 🙂

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  4. Well, it is hard to find a doctor who makes house calls these days.

    One more variation on the “Hello, Steve?” cliché is from “An American Werewolf In London”. “I’m not always a big fan of the horror/comedy concept. but in 1982, I thought this had some scary moments along with the humor.)

    As some homeless guys are sitting around their campfire, their pet terrier hears something, and barks and runs into the woods. The werewolf howls, and one of the guys says, “That’s not Winston!”. Something about the needless assertion of the painfully obvious (as opposed to the usual stupid trepidacious question) amused me. Plus, the fact that the British bums naturally had named there dog after Churchill.

    Glad to hear you’ve got so many more in the chamber(s). They are one of so many aspects of the genre that make it fun. Keep ’em coming.

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