I don’t swim and I have a morbid fear of drowning but I still absolutely love jet skis. I’ve only been on one a handful of times and every time I was the passenger as opposed to the driver but still, it was a blast. Of course, I was scared senseless the whole time but still. It’s kind of like riding a motorcycle, except you’re in the water and you can pretend like you’re in a movie or something. As this video shows, jet skis are very cinematic.
Enjoy!
When you’ve got three ghosts following you around on a bicycle, it’s going to make you a little anxious.
Actually, in all seriousness, I’m sure everyone can relate to this video. We all have our ghosts following us.
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Autumn (Kayla Wallace) has just transferred to a new high school and she has a decision to make. At her old school, Autumn was the star of the dance team but it turns out that this new school doesn’t have a dance program. Instead, it appears that Autumn is going to have to settle for either becoming a cheerleader or working on the school paper.
It’s a difficult decision and it was one to which I could automatically relate. When I was in high school, I was constantly told that I should follow in my sister’s footsteps and try out for cheerleader. I was also told that, with my big vocabulary and love of gratuitous sarcasm, I would be a natural for the school paper. Myself, I didn’t want to be a cheerleader because I wanted to establish my own identity as opposed to just following in my sister’s footsteps. At the same time, I didn’t want to join the paper because, as much as I love to write, I hate being edited. I ultimately decided to do neither. However, Autumn apparently has a bit more initiative than I did at that age because she decides to do both!
That’s right. Autumn is going to try out for the squad and then she’s going to write anonymous articles about her experience for the newspaper! She’s going to be an …. UNDERCOVER CHEERLEADER!
Autumn makes the squad and, not surprisingly, she discovers that there’s a lot to write about. For instance, it turns out that that high school’s cheerleading coach is kind of a fascist who forces the cheerleaders to eat laxatives and who takes an immediate and irrational dislike to the only black girl on the squad. The coach is also obsessed with controlling every aspect of her cheerleaders’s lives and it’s obvious that she’s less concerned with their well-being than she is with winning another championship. She even forces one cheerleader to seriously injure herself for no apparent reason.
When Autumn’s first article comes out, the entire school is like, “Ewwwww! Laxatives!?” Everyone on the squad is trying to figure out who wrote the article. Why they didn’t automatically suspect Autumn, who they already know is friends with the paper’s editor, I’m not sure. While the article does get the coach in trouble, it also leads to a cheerleader power struggle and ultimately a murder. This is a Lifetime movie, after all.
A lot happens in Undercover Cheerleader. In fact, you could probably argue that too much happens in the movie. It takes forever to get to that murder, which is unusual for a Lifetime film. But no matter! Undercover Cheerleader is a well-acted film and one that even has a few unexpected moments of wit. Autumn is an interesting character because, even as she writing articles about how much it sucks to be a cheerleader, she’s also discovering that she likes the other members of the squad. Kayla Wallace does a great job of capturing Autumn’s conflicted emotions about her assignment and she’s well-matched by Maddie Phillips and Ryan Grantham, who play two cynical student journalists.
If you’re a fan of Lifetime films, you should enjoy Undercover Cheerleader.
So, this video is kinda brilliant both visually and musically. In fact, this might be the first video that I’ve seen this year that I’ve enjoyed as much as I enjoyed the video for UPSAHL’s Drugs. This video is a riddle and an enigma. It’s like a dream of dark and disturbing things, with just enough wit to keep you watching.
Sit back and allow the mood to take you away.
Enjoy!
This is a fun and retro video and it’s kind of easy to watch it and pretend like it’s trailer for some low-budget 80s sci-fi film.
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The woman in the video is actually the mother of director Zia Anger, which adds a whole new layer to this video. This is a video that’s about …. well, everything. What does it mean to be a woman? What does it mean to be a mother? What does it mean to be an accident or a quirk of fate?
Plus, it’s trippy! That’s always a good thing.
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AGCK!
As you can tell from looking at the picture above, the stepdad in My Evil Stepdad is even more evil and pervy and shady than the usual Lifetime evil stepdad. Lifetime, of course, has a long and proud tradition of airing films about dangerous stepparents. They all usually seem to follow the same basic plot. A widow (and it’s almost always a widow as opposed to someone who has just gone through a divorce) meets a seemingly charming man who quickly marries her. Her daughter is suspicious of her new stepfather. Around the halfway mark, the stepfather commits a murder, just in case we were still entertaining any doubts about whether or not he’s a really bad guy. Eventually, the daughter does a Google search and discovers that her new stepfather has either changed his name or is lying about some other important detail from his past. Eventually, the stepfather is either killed or taken off to prison, the widow realizes that there’s nothing wrong with being single, and the daughter is proven correct. The most important thing, of course, is that everything returns to normal at the end of the film.
In My Evil Stepdad, the widow is Tracy (played by Jennifer Lafluer). Tracy has still not fully gotten over the death of her husband and, while she’s open to dating again, she has a strong aversion to Tinder and almost anything else that came into existence after 2011. Her daughter is Ashley (Addy Stafford), who has inherited her father’s love of photography and who is looking forward to attending college in the fall. And then, finally, the evil stepdad of the title is Jared (Chris Johnson), who seems to be nice and trustworthy and whose claim that he’s started a wind chime business is kind of charming as long as you don’t think about it too much.
When Jared comes across an online dating profile that Ashley set up for Tracy, he quickly manages to make his way into Tracy’s life. Of course, he gets a little bit of help from Ashley who, unfortunately, doesn’t realize that he’s totally evil until after he’s already married Tracy. It’s after the wedding that Jared starts to push Ashley out of her mother’s life. Not only does he pressure her to take out a student loan to help pay for college but he also takes over her photography studio, changing the locks and turning it into his mancave. Even worse, he tells Ashley that if she needs any money, she’ll have to ask him for it. He even says that he will be her “sugar daddy.” Like seriously, ewwww!
While all of this is going on, Tracy continues to defend Jared even as everyone else in her life tells her that he’s kind of a jerk. Of course, every since the wedding, Tracy has been feeling ill. Hmmmm …. could Jared possible have something to do with that?
In many ways, My Evil Stepdad is a standard evil stepparent film but it manages to go through all of the expected paces with a certain panache. Director Stacia Crawford keeps the action moving at a nice pace and Abby Stafford and Jennifer Lafluer are believable as daughter-and-mother. Chris Johnson is wonderfully sleazy in the role of Jared and the film also features a good comedic turn from Belmont Cameli in the role of Ashley’s best friend. If you like Lifetime films, you’ll enjoy My Evil Stepdad.
Uhmmm …. okay.
So, this is from David Hasselhoff’s upcoming new album, Open Your Eyes. The entire album is going to be cover tunes. This song was originally recorded by a group called The Lords of the New Church, which had a line-up of four musicians who had previously made a name for themselves as members of punk bands in the 1970s, Stiv Bators (The Dead Boys), Brian James (The Damned), Dave Tregunna (Sham 69) and Nick Turner (The Barracudas).
(Why yes, I did copy and paste that from Wikipedia. Why do you ask?)
Anyway, I know that when I think of punk rock or even post-punk rock, David Hasselhoff is the first name that comes to mind. In this video, the Hoff’s voice actually sounds okay but he goes a bit overboard with the facial expressions. To be honest, the whole video has kind of a 90s feel to it but I get the feeling that might be intentional. Certainly, the wall of TVs feels a bit retro, as does the family watching in amazement. Families today are more likely to be gathered around twitter than gathered around the television. My favorite part of this video would have to be the politicians and the bankers throwing the money around. You can literally hear them yelling, “Look how evil we are!”
As always, the Hoff seems to be having fun and if you’ve ever wanted to see David Hasselhoff sing about income inequality …. well, here you go!
Enjoy!
“You messed with the wrong cheerleader!” Vivica A. Fox announced towards the end of Lifetime’s The Wrong Cheerleader.
“Hell yeah, he did!” I shouted back at the television.
Now, one reason why I yelled that response is because Vivica A. Fox is a totally badass. She has appeared in almost every installment of Lifetime’s “Wrong” franchise and she always plays a no-nonsense authority figure that no one in their right mind would want to mess with. When Vivica A. Fox gives you advice, you better listen. And when she gets mad at you, you better run because she does not mess around!
The other reason I cheered was because she was telling off one of the most unsympathetic and evil abusers to ever appear in a Lifetime film. After spending two hours watching this guy gaslight and threaten his girlfriend, I was ready for Vivica to show up and verbally kick his ass and she did not disappoint.
Fox plays Coach Flynn in The Wrong Cheerleader. She’s the cheerleading coach at the local high school and it’s a job that she takes very seriously. As she explains to a new recruit, being a part of the squad means that you’re a part of a family. When a prospective cheerleader says that she understands what Flynn means, the Coach tells her that she won’t be capable of understanding until she actually experiences it for herself. And I’m just going to say that I probably would have been scared to death of Coach Flynn in high school because she would have taken one look at me and probably told me to drop the attitude, stop showing so much skin, and behave like a responsible young lady. And I probably would have done it too because, seriously, you don’t want Coach Flynn mad at you.
Coach Flynn is concerned about her newest cheerleader, Becky (Cristine Prosperi). Becky is dating Rob (David Meza) and, from the minute he first shows up at school, it’ obvious that Rob has issues. Along with having a violent temper, Rob is a relentless manipulator, the type of guy who tells Becky that everything he does wrong is because of how much he loves her. When he gets into a fight, he tells Becky that it was because he was defending her and that it’s actually her fault because she was wearing her cheerleading uniform. If Becky so much as looks in the direction of another guy, Rob loses his temper. Rob, of course, has a hundred excuses for his behavior, most of them having to do with his dysfunctional family life. Everyone can see through Rob. Everyone, it seems, but Becky.
If you’re looking for an expose into the sordid world of high school cheerleading, you’ll probably be disappointed with The Wrong Cheerleader. To be honest, Coach Flynn could have been a soccer coach and Becky a goalie without changing the film’s plot. (Though “You messed with the wrong goalie!,” doesn’t have as much of a ring to it as “You messed with the wrong cheerleader!”) But no matter. The film does a pretty good job of revealing the techniques that an abuser will use to maintain control over the woman that he’s abusing. Anyone who has ever been in a toxic relationship will recognize exactly what Rob is doing. The film also makes the very important point that if you do witness abuse, you need to say something. Just shrugging away the problem or hoping that things will somehow get better is not a solution.
For those of us who remember her as the always quirky Imogen on Degrassi, it’s interesting to see Cristine Prosperi playing a far more conventional character in this film but she does a good job in the role and she still looks young enough to pass for a high school student. (The same could not be said of some of her classmates.) David Meza does a good job playing up his character’s manipulative nature and, of course, Vivica A. Fox is a total badass as Coach Flynn.
The Wrong Cheerleader isn’t quite as over-the-top as most Lifetime cheerleading films but it has a good and heartfelt message and that’s definitely worth something.
This video has a nice retro feel to it. Watching it, it feels like one of those music videos that would have been made in the late 70s or the early 80s in order to show what aspiring musicians could accomplish if they invested in a personal computer of their very own. You keep expecting someone to say, “Now that I’ve got a Next Generation Mojo Video Maker, I can really make my music come to life.”
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Through the Shattered Lens 