The Eric Roberts Collection: Groupie (dir by Mark L. Lester)


2010’a Groupie tells the story of the Dark Knights.

The Dark Knights are a legendary band with devoted fans.  I’m not sure why because, from what we hear of their music, they really suck.  I don’t mean that they suck in a funny deliberate way, like Spinal Tap.  I mean, they literally suck.  Maybe some of their popularity has to do with their habit of setting their lead singer on fire during their performances.

Unfortunately, during one performance, the fire gets out of control.  There’s a panic in the club.  A 16 year-old fan is stomped to death.  A year later, The Dark Knights are ready to launch their comeback tour.  And they’ve got a new groupie, Riley (Taryn Manning)!  Riley likes to make death masks.  Well, I guess everyone needs a hobby.  Riley is also the sister of the fan who was stomped to death.  She’s looking for revenge against the Dark Knights and their manager, Angus (Eric Roberts).

That this film appears to be based on a real-life tragedy (i.e. the Station Nightclub Fire) gives the whole film are rather icky sheen.  Also adding to the film’s oddness is how straight-forward it is.  Riley shows up.  A mysterious killer strikes.  Riley appears to be the killer and, hey — she is the killer!  There’s no real attempt to create any sort of suspense or misdirection as to who the killer may be.  That said, Taryn Manning is entertainingly unhinged and director Mark L. Lester keeps the action moving quickly.

As far as Eric Roberts is concerned, he plays a pretty sleazy character but he does so with good humor.  Indeed, it’s hard not to have sympathy for Angus. While the band is busy setting things on fire, he’s the one who keeps the tour bus moving.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Paul’s Case (1980)
  2. Star 80 (1983)
  3. Runaway Train (1985)
  4. To Heal A Nation (1988)
  5. Best of the Best (1989)
  6. Blood Red (1989)
  7. The Ambulance (1990)
  8. The Lost Capone (1990)
  9. Best of the Best II (1993)
  10. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  11. Voyage (1993)
  12. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  13. Sensation (1994)
  14. Dark Angel (1996)
  15. Doctor Who (1996)
  16. Most Wanted (1997)
  17. The Alternate (2000)
  18. Mercy Streets (2000)
  19. Tripfall (2000)
  20. Raptor (2001)
  21. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  22. Strange Frequency (2001)
  23. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  24. Border Blues (2004)
  25. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  26. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  27. We Belong Together (2005)
  28. Hey You (2006)
  29. Depth Charge (2008)
  30. Amazing Racer (2009)
  31. The Chaos Experiment (2009)
  32. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  33. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  34. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  35. The Expendables (2010) 
  36. Sharktopus (2010)
  37. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  38. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  39. Deadline (2012)
  40. The Mark (2012)
  41. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  42. The Night Never Sleeps (2012)
  43. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  44. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  45. Lovelace (2013)
  46. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  47. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  48. Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)
  49. Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)
  50. Self-Storage (2013)
  51. Sink Hole (2013)
  52. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  53. This Is Our Time (2013)
  54. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  55. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  56. Eternity: The Movie (2014)
  57. Inherent Vice (2014)
  58. Road to the Open (2014)
  59. Rumors of War (2014)
  60. So This Is Christmas (2014)
  61. Amityville Death House (2015)
  62. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  63. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  64. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  65. Sorority Slaughterhouse (2015)
  66. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  67. Enemy Within (2016)
  68. Hunting Season (2016)
  69. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  70. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  71. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  72. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  73. Dark Image (2017)
  74. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  75. Black Wake (2018)
  76. Frank and Ava (2018)
  77. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  78. The Wrong Teacher (2018)
  79. Clinton Island (2019)
  80. Monster Island (2019)
  81. The Reliant (2019)
  82. The Savant (2019)
  83. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  84. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  85. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  86. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  87. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  88. Hard Luck Love Song (2020)
  89. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  90. Top Gunner (2020)
  91. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  92. The Elevator (2021)
  93. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  94. Killer Advice (2021)
  95. Megaboa (2021)
  96. Night Night (2021)
  97. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  98. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  99. Red Prophecies (2021)
  100. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  101. The Wrong Mr. Right (2021)
  102. Bleach (2022)
  103. Dawn (2022)
  104. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  105. 69 Parts (2022)
  106. The Rideshare Killer (2022)
  107. The Wrong High School Sweetheart (2022)
  108. The Company We Keep (2023)
  109. D.C. Down (2023)
  110. If I Can’t Have You (2023)
  111. Aftermath (2024)
  112. Bad Substitute (2024)
  113. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  114. Insane Like Me? (2024)
  115. Space Sharks (2024)
  116. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  117. Broken Church (2025)
  118. Shakey Grounds (2025)
  119. When It Rains In L.A. (2025)

Join #MondayMania For The Perfect Stalker!


Hi, everyone!  Tonight, on twitter, I will be hosting one of my favorite films for #MondayMania!  Join us for 2016’s The Perfect Stalker!

You can find the movie on Prime and Tubi and then you can join us on twitter at 9 pm central time!  (That’s 10 pm for you folks on the East Coast.)  See you then!

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For The Hitman!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1991’s The Hitman!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, find the movie on YouTube and hit play at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  The  watch party community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.   

See you soon!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi: The Next Generation 2.10 “Take My Breath Away”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi: The Next Generation, which aired from 2001 to 2015!  The series can be streamed on YouTube and Tubi.

Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through….

Episode 2.10 “Take My Breath Away”

(Dir by Stefan Scaini, originally aired on December 9th, 2002)

How you respond to this episode depends on how much you know about what’s eventually going to happen to the students at Toronto’s Degrassi Learning Center.

When watched for the first time, it seems like a sweet episode about how crushes can hurt and how they can also pay off.  Ellie has a crush on Marco and, after discovering that he likes Edward Gorey just as much as she does, Ellie starts to send him anonymous rhyming emails.  However, Hazel also likes Marco and Marco thinks that Hazel is the one sending him the emails.  Marco thinks this despite Hazel having never shown any poetic ability and also despite the fact that he just sat down at lunch and discussed Edward Gorey with Ellie!

When Marco receives an anonymous email telling him to meet his crush at the Zen Garden, Marco is shocked to discover Ellie waiting for him.  Ellie assumes Marco is disappointed and runs away.  Marco later tracks Ellie down and reveals that he wasn’t disappointed at all.  Marco and Ellie are now a couple!

Meanwhile, Craig and Manny go on their first date.  Craig wants to see a movie.  Manny gets excited when she sees a rather childish carnival.  Manny later tells Emma and Liberty that the date was wonderful and that she and Craig are totally in love.  Craig tells Spinner and Jimmy that the date was awkward and that Manny is still too immature for him.  Craig says that Manny reminds him of his five year-old half-sister, Angela.  (Angela was played by Alexa Steele, Cassie Steele’s real-life sister.)

The episode ends with Manny telling Craig that he shouldn’t talk to Ashley and asking him what they’re doing on Friday night.  Craig replies that they’re not doing anything because he doesn’t like Manny.  AGCK!

Again, it’s a good episode.  The contrast between Craig’s recollection of the date and Manny’s version is genuinely amusing.  Meanwhile, Ellie finally gets a boyfriend….

Of course, veteran Degrassi watchers know that Marco is both gay and deeply closeted and that he’s destined to hurt Ellie before becoming her best friend.  (Ellie was always way too forgiving.)  Meanwhile, Craig and Manny are going to end up together, with Craig first getting Manny pregnant and then, several seasons later, introducing her to cocaine.  Craig is also going to nearly kill Joey while having a manic episode before breaking Ashley’s heart and nearly driving Ellie to suicide in Los Angeles.  Yikes!

This is a cute episode that, for veteran Degrassi watchers, is decorated with red flags.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 3/30/26 — 4/5/26


Happy Easter!  I hope everyone had a great week.

Here’s what I watched:

Films I Watched:

  1. Ben-Hur (1959)
  2. 15 Days (2026)
  3. Hard Luck Love Song (2020)
  4. If I Can’t Have You (2023)
  5. Love Waits (2015)
  6. Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
  7. The Night Never Sleeps (2012)
  8. The President’s Plane Is Missing (1973)
  9. Psycho Wedding Crasher (2017)
  10. The Space Movie (1980)
  11. Starship Invasions (1977)
  12. SST: Death Flight (1977)
  13. The Ten Commandments (1956)
  14. The Teheran Incident (1979) 
  15. 300 Miles For Stephanie (1981)
  16. The Wrong High School Sweetheart (2022)
  17. The Wrong Mr. Right (2021)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. Baywatch
  2. CHiPs
  3. Decoy
  4. Freddy’s Nightmares
  5. Highway to Heaven
  6. Homicide: Life on The Street
  7. It’s The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
  8. Jesus of Nazareth
  9. Miami Vice
  10. Nero Wolfe
  11. Saved By The Bell
  12. Saved By The Bell: The New Class
  13. Show Me A Hero
  14. St. Elsewhere
  15. TV 2000

Live Tweets:

  1. Starship Invasions
  2. Psycho Wedding Crasher
  3. Jesus Christ Superstar
  4. The Slime People

News From Last Week:

  1. Actress Dee Freeman Dies At 66
  2. Chuck Norris’ Family Speaks Out Against “False and Misleading Information” About His Death

Links From Last Week:

  1. ‘Dog Day Afternoon’ Theater Review: Jon Bernthal and Ebon Moss-Bachrach Lead a Disastrous Adaptation of a Cinema Classic
  2. April Witch
  3. The Year Of The Superbloom Is Here! Southern California Explodes With Color!

Links From The Site:

  1. Arleigh reviewed Planet Dune, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, Stalker, Ready or Not, Ready or Not 2, and Tank!
  2. Erin wished you a happy Easter and shared a scene from It’s The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown!
  3. Erin shared The Cleansing of the Temple, Les princes des prêtres interrogent Jésus de quel droit il agit, Banquet at the House of Simon, Agony in the Garden, The Descent From The Cross, The Harrowing of Hell, and The Empty Tomb!
  4. Jeff paid tribute to Toshiro Mifune!
  5. I reviewed Degrassi, Eternity, Miami Vice, CHiPs, The Wrong Teacher, Saved By The Bell: The New Class, Pacific Blue, The Love Boat, 1st & Ten,
  6. I shared music videos from Kissa, Fatboy Slim, Adi Ulmansky, The Maccabeats, Hrdza, Britney Spears, and Yvonne Elliman!
  7. I paid tribute to 1959, 1975, Biblical Films, Marlon Brando, Andrei Tarkovsky, and Roger Corman!
  8. I shared scenes from The Parallax View, Pulp Fiction, Ben-Hur, The Ten Commandments, Jesus Christ Superstar, and Jesus Christ Superstar again!
  9. I shared songs from The Eagles, Tomoyasu Hotei, Miklos Rosza, Elmer Bernsein, Moby, Kim Carnes, and Carter Burwell!

Click here to check out last week!

The Eric Roberts Collection: If I Can’t Have You (dir by David DeCoteau)


In 2023’s If I Can’t Have You, Michelle (Bailey Kai) is the host of the hottest late night radio show in town but she’s been getting creepy phone calls from someone identifying himself as Curtis.  Michelle and her producer (Gina Haraizumi) can’t get get any help from the cops (played by Jackee Harry and Tracy Nelson) so they decide to investigate on their own.

Who is Michelle’s stalker?  Could it be the creepy guy (Michael Pare) who lives next door?  Could it be their geeky engineer, Keith (Phillip McElroy)?  Could it be Stan (Eric Roberts), the owner of the radio station who seems to be really determined to get them to change their time slot?  Or could it be just some other random guy with too much time on his hands?

To give credit where credit is due, director David DeCoteau does manage to generate some suspense as to who the stalker actually is.  I wouldn’t say I was exactly shocked when the stalker’s identity was revealed but DeCoteau still did a good job of giving us plenty of suspects to consider.  That said, this is still a David DeCoteau film and the real pleasure of the film is spotting all of the standard DeCoteauisms.  In this case, Joe’s Restaurant — previously seen in The Wrong Mr. Right — makes a return appearance.

In the end, this one isn’t as much fun as DeCoteau’s “Wrong” films.  There’s no Vivica A. Fox saying, “Looks like you suspected the Wrong Stalker.”  Still, it’s entertaining enough and Eric Roberts appears to have been in a good mood during filming.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Paul’s Case (1980)
  2. Star 80 (1983)
  3. Runaway Train (1985)
  4. To Heal A Nation (1988)
  5. Best of the Best (1989)
  6. Blood Red (1989)
  7. The Ambulance (1990)
  8. The Lost Capone (1990)
  9. Best of the Best II (1993)
  10. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  11. Voyage (1993)
  12. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  13. Sensation (1994)
  14. Dark Angel (1996)
  15. Doctor Who (1996)
  16. Most Wanted (1997)
  17. The Alternate (2000)
  18. Mercy Streets (2000)
  19. Tripfall (2000)
  20. Raptor (2001)
  21. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  22. Strange Frequency (2001)
  23. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  24. Border Blues (2004)
  25. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  26. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  27. We Belong Together (2005)
  28. Hey You (2006)
  29. Depth Charge (2008)
  30. Amazing Racer (2009)
  31. The Chaos Experiment (2009)
  32. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  33. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  34. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  35. The Expendables (2010) 
  36. Sharktopus (2010)
  37. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  38. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  39. Deadline (2012)
  40. The Mark (2012)
  41. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  42. The Night Never Sleeps (2012)
  43. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  44. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  45. Lovelace (2013)
  46. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  47. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  48. Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)
  49. Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)
  50. Self-Storage (2013)
  51. Sink Hole (2013)
  52. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  53. This Is Our Time (2013)
  54. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper (2014)
  55. Doc Holliday’s Revenge (2014)
  56. Eternity: The Movie (2014)
  57. Inherent Vice (2014)
  58. Road to the Open (2014)
  59. Rumors of War (2014)
  60. So This Is Christmas (2014)
  61. Amityville Death House (2015)
  62. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  63. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  64. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  65. Sorority Slaughterhouse (2015)
  66. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  67. Enemy Within (2016)
  68. Hunting Season (2016)
  69. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  70. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  71. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  72. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  73. Dark Image (2017)
  74. The Demonic Dead (2017)
  75. Black Wake (2018)
  76. Frank and Ava (2018)
  77. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  78. The Wrong Teacher (2018)
  79. Clinton Island (2019)
  80. Monster Island (2019)
  81. The Reliant (2019)
  82. The Savant (2019)
  83. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  84. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  85. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  86. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  87. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  88. Hard Luck Love Song (2020)
  89. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  90. Top Gunner (2020)
  91. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  92. The Elevator (2021)
  93. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  94. Killer Advice (2021)
  95. Megaboa (2021)
  96. Night Night (2021)
  97. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  98. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  99. Red Prophecies (2021)
  100. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  101. The Wrong Mr. Right (2021)
  102. Bleach (2022)
  103. Dawn (2022)
  104. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  105. 69 Parts (2022)
  106. The Rideshare Killer (2022)
  107. The Wrong High School Sweetheart (2022)
  108. The Company We Keep (2023)
  109. D.C. Down (2023)
  110. Aftermath (2024)
  111. Bad Substitute (2024)
  112. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  113. Insane Like Me? (2024)
  114. Space Sharks (2024)
  115. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  116. Broken Church (2025)
  117. Shakey Grounds (2025)
  118. When It Rains In L.A. (2025)

Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life On The Street 5.4 “Bad Medicine”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, drug lord Luther Mahoney returns.

Episode 5.4 “Bad Medicine”

(Dir by Kenneth Fink, originally aired on October 25th, 1996)

Someone is selling bad heroin in Baltimore.  This episode opens with a montage of dead junkies being discovered.  Detective Munch explains to a uniformed cop why he has to stick around until it’s firmly established that the latest dead junkie died of an overdose and not something like a hit to the back of the head.  Munch says that everything he knows, he learned from his ex-partner.  Hey, Munch, Bolander’s not coming back!  You have to accept it.

Things are looking grim for Giardello’s detectives.  Megan Russert has run off to Europe.  Bolander is retired.  Felton is missing.  Frank is recovering from his stroke and still needs to pass his firearms exam.  And now, Kellerman has been accused of taking bribes while working as an arson investigator.  Kellerman is given desk duty, which means that he can’t help Lewis pursue drug kingpin Luther Mahoney (Erik Todd Dellums).

Mahoney returns in this episode, dragged into the box and accused of murdering a rival dealer.  Mahoney is his usual smug snake self but Lewis and his temporary partner, Narcotics Detective Terri Stivers (Toni Lewis), are convinced that they’ve finally got him where they want him.  First off, there’s a junkie who has been bullied into informing on Luther.  Plus, Luther slips up and reveals that he knew some facts about the murder that were not released to the press.  Is Luther Mahoney going down!?

Well, don’t get too excited.  Ed Danvers informs them that their evidence isn’t enough to get a conviction.  Juries don’t trust junkies.  Luther could have heard the details of the murder on the street.  Everyone knows that Luther is guilty but no one can prove it beyond a reasonable doubt.  Luther goes free and the informant ends up dead.

Meanwhile, Frank Pambleton stops taking his medicine so that he can concentrate on passing his firearms exam.  He still fails.  Even though he was able to hit the target, he took too long reloading his gun.  Pembleton starts to take his medicine again.

Finally, Brodie still doesn’t have anywhere to live.  He stayed with Munch for one night and then voluntarily left.  (The reasons why are left ambiguous but it’s suggested that Brodie came across Munch’s private drug stash and freaked out.)  Brodie moves in with Bayliss and quickly makes things awkward by overanalyzing the Mighty Mouse cartoon that Bayliss is watching.  Brodie explains that Mighty Mouse is an agent of chaos and Bayliss looks like he’s already realized this living arrangement is not going to work.

This was a properly cynical episode, one where the main theme seemed to be that our heroes are fighting a losing war.  Giardello is running low on detectives.  Kellerman is put on desk duty because of one weak accusation.  Pembleton has to pass a firearms exam, despite rarely having to draw his gun.  In the end, men like Luther Mahoney walk free while the addicts caught in-between end up dead in the street.

That’s life in Charm City.

Song of the Day: Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes


Bette Davis was born 108 years ago today.  Today’s song of the day just feels right.

Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips a sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She’s got Bette Davis eyes

She’ll turn her music on you
You won’t have to think twice
She’s pure as New York snow
She got Bette Davis eyes

And she’ll tease you, she’ll unease you
All the better just to please you
She’s precocious, and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo’s standoff sighs, she’s got Bette Davis eyes

She’ll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She’ll lay you on a throne
She got Bette Davis eyes

She’ll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come out blue
She’s got Bette Davis eyes

She’ll expose you, when she snows you
Offer feed with the crumbs she throws you
She’s ferocious and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she’s a spy, she’s got Bette Davis eyes

She’ll tease you, she’ll unease you
All the better just to please you
She’s precocious, and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she’s a spy, she’s got Bette Davis eyes

She’ll tease you
She’ll unease you
Just to please you
She’s got Bette Davis eyes

She’ll expose you
When she snows you
‘Cause she knows you, she’s got Bette Davis Eyes

She’ll tease you

Songwriters: Donna Weiss / Jackie De Shannon

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Roger Corman Edition


4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films is just what it says it is, 4 (or more) shots from 4 (or more) of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films lets the visuals do the talking.

Today would have been the 100th birthday of the legendary filmmaker, Roger Corman!  And that means that it’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 Roger Corman Films

Not Of This Earth (1957, dir by Roger Corman, DP; John J. Mescall)

House of Usher (1960, dir by Roger Corman, DP: Floyd Crosby)

The Masque of the Red Death (1964, dir by Roger Corman, DP: Nicolas Roeg)

The Trip (1967, dir by Roger Corman, DP: Archie Dalzell)