Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992, dir. by Roger Spottiswoode)


I always thought this was a made-up movie but it does exist!  I just watched it on Showtime.  This thing is real!

Sylvester Stallone is a tough cop whose mother (Estelle Getty) comes to visit him.  She witnesses a murder and, even though she could easily identify the killers and get them off the streets and save lives, she decides to lie to the police because she’s looking for an excuse to spend more time with her son.  Mother and son team up to take down the bad guys and Sylvester Stallone shouts, “Stop!  Or my mom will shoot!”

I laughed a few time when the movie started, because it was actually funny to see Sylvester Stallone freaking out because his mom was coming to visit.  I even laughed when his mother decided to clean his service revolver with Clorox.  I probably shouldn’t have laughed when Estelle Getty pointed the barrel of the gun right at her face so that she could check to see if it was loaded but I couldn’t help myself.

But then, mom witnesses the murder and lies to the police and Stallone has a dream where he’s an adult but he’s still wearing a diaper.  There are car chases and shoot outs and Getty tries to help Stallone hook up with his boss by sending her a hundred red roses.  Getty shoots a man and then says that no one hurts her boy.  During the entire film, Stallone has a look on his face like he knows that he’s just made the worst decision of his life but it’s too late to get out of it now.  Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot really one has one joke, which is Sylvester Stallone being nagged and embarrassed by his mom.  That jokes get stale after 15 minutes.  By the time mom actually shoots, there’s nothing left.

 

Music Video of the Day: Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne (2002, dir. by Francis Lawrence)


With Lisa on vacation this week, it falls to me to select today’s music video of the day.  I picked the video for Avirl Lavigne’s Sk8er Boi because nostalgia is everything and I can still remember when this song was playing everywhere.

The song’s about a girl who has a crush on a skater but she still rejects him because all of her snobby friends don’t know that all skaters grow up to be rich rock stars who make appearances on TRL and get to hang out with Carson Daly.  Meanwhile, the snobby girl becomes a single mother and I just realized that this song is really problematic.

In the video, Avril and her followers perform an impromptu concert in the middle of Los Angeles before Avril escapes in a helicopter.  This was filmed at the intersection of 7th and S. Spring Street in Los Angeles so if you live near either of those streets, what were you doing in 2002?

I remember when The Sims first came out, every teenage Sim girl looked like Avril Lavigne.  Later, with the Superstar expansion pack, your Sims could actually try to hang out with Avril.

If you threw a really rocking party, she might even show up and see where you had trapped Drew Carey.

You can tell by the credit at the top of the picture that I’m not the one who actually did that to Drew but I wish I had.  That’s a clever way to keep your celebrity friends from ever going home.

But back to Sk8er BoiSk8er Boi was actually optioned for adaptation into a feature film but nothing ever came of it.  I don’t know why because the whole story is right there in the lyrics.  It could still be made because there will always be snobby girls and skater boys.  The only thing that would have to change would be the part about the skater playing guitar on MTV because no one does that anymore.

The video was directed by Francis Lawrence, who directed all of the Hunger Games movies except for the first one.  It was nominated for a MTV Music Video award but who cares about those?

Enjoy!

Another Halloween Has Come and Gone…


Another Halloween has come and gone and with it, another Horrorthon.  Thank you to everyone who read and commented this month!  We hope you have had a wonderful October and that you’re November brings you much to be thankful for!

And remember, just because you didn’t see the Great Pumpkin this year, doesn’t mean that he won’t be there for you next October.  I think Linus can explain it best:

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And to ABC: BRING BACK IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN!  It’s an American tradition!

Happy Halloween From The Shattered Lens


To all of our readers

To all of our friends

To every ghoul and fiend out there,

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE SHATTERED LENS!

May your Halloween bring you more candy than rocks and we hope you enjoy the last day of our annual horrorthon!  Be safe, be sincere, and don’t forget the true meaning on Halloween!

And since ABC didn’t broadcast It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown this year, here’s my favorite moment from that holiday classic: