Music Video of the Day: The Hardest Thing by 98° (2000, dir. by Wayne Isham)


The Hardest Thing is a skeevy boy band song about how the hardest thing is saying goodbye to your mistress.  That’s what the song is about.  That’s the hardest thing.  The hardest thing for some people is to figure out how to put food on the table and to make sure their children make it home safely.  The hardest thing for 98º is having to choose between being loyal to your significant other or hooking up with Becky and Tiffany and Sandy and everyone else on the strip.  Even though the band knows that the hardest thing they’ll ever have to do is say goodbye to the woman that they’re cheating with, they also know that they’ll meet up again someday and maybe the time will be right for them to continue their affair.  What?  How does that make sense?  I can’t cheat with you now but maybe in three months.  OK, guys.

According to the video, Nick Lachey is a boxer so maybe that’s why this song seems to be punch drunk.  His mistress is a showgirl.  I can’t imagine Nick every winning a fight, can you?  Ladies and gentleman, with a record of 1 win and 30 losses by knockout, it’s Nick Lachey!  His mistress can probably do better.  Are the Backstreet Boys in town?

The Top Notch Covers of Top-Notch Magazine!


Top-Notch Magazine was a pulp magazine that ran from 1910 to 1937.  It was published by Smith & Street and, like most pulp magazines of the time, it was full of stories of crime, adventure, and sports.  The magazine featured early work from writers like Jack London, Robert E. Howard, Lester Dent, and L. Ron Hubbard before he tried to warn the world about evil lord Xenu.

Below are a few of the covers of Top-Notch Magazine!  Where known, the artist have been credited.

by Robert G. Harris

by Rafael De Soto

by Emery Clarke

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Music Video of the Day: Take A Picture by Chelsea Dash (2015, director unknown)


You know that the reason I picked this music video was because of the title.  It’s the same reason I picked yesterday’s music video of the day.  Take A Picture makes it sound like a song about photography and photography is my thing.

But no, this video is just about having your picture taken in a photo booth while acting like a ho.  Everyone’s done that but not many people have turned into a music video.  This video is five years old.  Are photo booths  even a thing anymore?  If you want to flash the camera now, you can do it in the privacy of your own home.

Technology’s a good thing.

Music Video of the Day: Take A Picture by Filter (1999, dir. by Dave Meyers)


I like this song because photography has always been my thing so when I hear “Take a picture,” that’s the same thought that I usually have in my head.

When I first saw this video, I thought that all the things that happened in it were things that the singer wished he could take a picture of.  Plus, because the band was called Filter, I really did think that this entire song was about someone who loved taking pictures.  Later I found out that the song was actually about getting drunk and needing someone to take a picture so you would be able to remember what you did in the morning.  I like my version better.

The Rookie (2002, dir. by John Lee Hancock)


I miss baseball!

I know that the regular MLB season being delayed (or even — gasp! — cancelled) is hardly the worst thing that we have to deal with right now but I still really miss watching baseball!  I miss the swing of the bat, the sounds of the stadium, and I even miss getting upset over the Rangers having a disappointing season.  I’ve been dealing with my grief by watching old games and a lot of baseball movies.  It’s not the same as getting to watch a real game but I guess it’s as good as things are going to get right now.

When the quarantine stated, one of the first baseball movies that I watched was The Rookie.  Starring Dennis Quaid (who gives a really good performance), The Rookie is based on the true story of Jim Morris, a former minor league pitcher who retired from playing the game after injuring his arm and took a job coaching baseball for Reagan County High School in Big Lake, Texas.  In 1999, Morris promised his players that if they managed to win the district championship, he would try out for a major league baseball team.  When his team went on to win the championship, Morris honored his side of the bargain by trying out for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.  Even though no one expected Morris to make it onto the team, he was given a chance because it was felt that it would be good publicity.  The 35 year-old Morris shocked everyone by throwing a 98 mph fastball.  The team started Morris out in the minors and then, when the roster expanded in September, called him up to the majors.  At an age when many other players were calling it quits, Morris made his major league debut at the Ballpark in Arlington and struck out Royce Clayton.

Though I’m sure it probably takes a lot of liberties with Morris’s story, I really like The Rookie.  It’s a really sweet movie that was filmed on location in Texas.  It’s one of my favorite baseball movies because it captures everything that I love about the game.  It’s about more than just who wins or who struck who out.  It’s about teamwork and healthy competition and fairplay.  (Or, at least, that’s what baseball should be about.  That’s one reason why the Astros cheating scandal hurts so much.  For me, it’s not just that the first Texas team to win the World Series did so dishonestly.  It’s that what they did goes against the spirit of baseball.)  I liked that the movie is as much about Jim coaching his high school team as it was about him eventually getting to play a few games in the majors.  The whole reason that Jim even tried out for the Devil Rays was to keep a promise to his high school team and, in a perfect world, that’s what baseball would be all about.

The Rookie is not just a baseball movie.  It’s also a movie about never giving up on your dreams.  Jim Morris may be happy coaching high school baseball but he’s never stopped thinking about how he once dreamed of playing in the major leagues.  Even he’s surprised when he discovers that he’s still a good pitcher.  (My favorite scene is him throwing a baseball at one of those radars that tells how fast you’re driving.  He only thinks he’s throwing a 78 mph fastball and it’s only after he drives off that the full sign lights up and reveals that he was throwing 98 mph.)  When Jim makes his major league debut, it’s real stand up and cheer moment.

Here’s hoping that we’ll all be back at the ballpark soon!

A Quiet Memorial Day


(1946, photograph by the American Red Cross)

This morning, I saw a headline that read: “Amid Pandemic fears, America observes a quiet Memorial Day.”

How to observe Memorial Day has always been controversial.  Memorial Day is the day when we pay tribute to the men and women who have made the ultimate sacrifice.  To wish someone a “Happy Memorial Day” shows a lack of understanding of what the day is about.  Memorial Day is not a day for celebration.  Memorial Day is a day for reflection and gratitude and that is especially true this year.  Today is a day to honor sacrifice and those who lay down their lives to make both this country and this world a better place.

Postcard, 1917