I Watched The Lucky One (2012, Dir. by Scott Hicks)


I told a friend that I was going to watch The Lucky One and she said that I better make sure that I had a lot of water onhand to make sure I wasn’t dehydrated by the end of the movie.  That’s some of the best advice I’ve ever received.

It’s a Nicholas Sparks adaptation.  Zac Efron plays a Marine who finds a picture of Taylor Schilling in Iraq.  He survives an attack that wipes out all of his friends and he feels as if it was because he was destined to find the woman in the picture.  She tracks her down to Louisiana, where she’s living with her mother (Blythe Danner) and her sensitive son (Riley Thomas Stewart) and where she’s still struggling to accept the death of her brother in Iraq.  Zac Efron could have avoided a lot of drama by showing her the picture as soon as he arrived at her beautiful home but instead, he takes a job as a handyman around the house.  If he had avoided the drama, there would be no movie!

It’s really overdramatic because, of course, Taylor Schilling’s ex-husband (Jay R. Ferguson) is the son of the most powerful man in town and he keeps threatening to take away his son.  It doesn’t matter though because Zac Efron plays a sweet man with a damaged soul, a man who never yells and who encourages Taylor’s son to play the violin and who serves as a strong male role model while all the other men in town are too busy sucking up to Ferguson’s father.  Zac Efron loves dogs and long walks.  He plays chess.  He plays the piano.  He’s served his country.  And he says, “You should be kissed every day, every hour, every minute.”  Don’t bother me with reality, I’m too busy over here swooning.

The Lucky One is a good movie for Valentine’s Day.  Any other day, maybe it wouldn’t be so good.  But for Valentine’s Day, it’s great!

It’s Time For Romance!


Do you still need some help getting in the mood for Valentine’s Day?  Well, don’t worry!  I’m here to help!  Check out these classic romantic covers!  I defy anyone not be in the mood after romance after looking at some of these bodice rippers.

I was sad to learn that trade paperbacks are not being published anymore so we won’t be getting many more covers like this.  Luckily, the Internet will always be here to remind us of the time when the storm was tender.

 

A Scene That I Love: Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown


I’ve seen Charlie Brown suffer through a lot of holidays but I’ve always felt especially bad for him when it comes to Valentine’s Day.  In this scene from Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown, he’s waiting at the mailbox for a Valentine from a “little red-headed girl.”  He’s never even talked to her.  He doesn’t know her name and she probably doesn’t know his.  She certainly doesn’t know his address.  How is she going to send him a Valentine?  Lucy could have been nicer in the way she put it but she’s right.  He’ll need a lot of luck.

Luckily, his loyal dog is there to shoot cupid’s arrows at him.

Happy Valentine’s Day From The Shattered Lens!


Happy Valentine’s Day!

I know this holiday isn’t for everyone but it’s always been one of my favorites.  Love is in the air!  If you’re single, though, this can be a difficult day.  If you’ve just broken up with someone, this is the day when you just want to stay in bed.  Everyone’s been there!

If you’re celebrating today, I hope you have a wonderful Valentine’s Day!  And, if you’re not celebrating, I hope you enjoy your Presidents Day weekend!

You’ve got this!

So, I Watched Cheerleader Camp (1988, Dir. by John Quinn)


My sister asked me to watch and review this one.  I’ll have to remember to thank her for that.

A group of cheerleaders go to a cheerleading camp for the summer.  In between all of the usual camp shenanigans, someone is killing the cheerleaders.  Alison (Betsy Russell) seems like the likeliest suspect because she keeps having weird dreams and is really possessive of her unfaithful boyfriend, Brent (Leif Garrett).  Is Alison the murderer or is she being set up?  Cheerleading is a cut-throat business so anything is possible.

As a former cheerleader, there were a few scenes that I could relate to.  Alison has the same nightmare that I used to have all through high school, where you show up for the game late, you have to put on your uniform in such a rush that you don’t even have time to put on a bra, and then you run out on the field and no one’s there.  I had that dream a hundred times.  And the movie was right about everyone making fun of the mascot.  I felt bad for Cory (Lucinda Dickey).

Overall, the movie left me with some questions.  The main one was whether or not these were supposed to be high school or college cheerleaders.  Some of them looked really old to still be in high school.  Brent had a receding hairline.  I also wondered why there was a pervy fat guy on Alison’s cheerleading squad.  There’s nothing wrong with male cheerleaders but I would not be comfortable with a male cheerleader who kept trying to see all of the other cheerleaders naked.  Finally, I wondered how everyone at the camp could be so stupid.  Why would anyone stay after the first dead body is found?  I liked Alison but even I groaned when she picked up a bloody meat cleaver.  Girl, that’s evidence!  Don’t get your fingerprints on that!  I also figured out who the murderer was after the first fifteen minutes.  It was pretty obvious.

I enjoyed cheering but I’m glad I never went to that cheerleader camp.  Most of the routines were awful and everyone ended up dead.  It’s not worth it.

Rest In Peace, James Van Der Beek


It was such a shock to hear that James Van Der Beek passed away earlier today.  He was only 48 years old.

For me, James Van Der Beek will always be Dawson, even though he had a long career.  If he’s not Dawson, he’ll be Mox, the quarterback who wanted to read Vonnegut in peace and who most of all did not “want your life.”  When Dawson’s Creek was at its peak, I was just at the right age to develop a crush on a sensitive young man who just wanted to make movies and read books.  I know a lot of people turned against Dawson as Dawson’s Creek went on.  Joey ended up with Pacey and Lisa and I used to argue for hours about whether or not she made the right choice.  I liked Pacey but I loved Dawson, even when everyone else was turning against him.

James Van Der Beek went on to do some movies.  He played a version of himself in Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23 and he was the funniest and best thing about that show.  The most important thing that James did was that he became a father to six children and my heart goes out to all of them.  Dawson wanted to go to Hollywood but James Van Der Beek left Hollywood to devote himself to being a dad.

Rest in Peace, James Van Der Beek.