“There is a sharp hiss, as if millions of kernels cried out in pain and then were suddenly silenced. And then it arises — dear god, it arises. Something like Venus arising from the waters, or your fat Uncle Albert arising from his arm-chair, the Yellow Beast of Corn draws itself up from the pile of stalks. The broom drops from your nerveless fingers as you contemplate the apparition that has appeared before you. “Why me, why now, why here?” you can’t help but ask yourself, even knowing that the question is futile. To kill, to kill, that is the purpose of the Nibleted One, and anyone in its path will perish.”
— Don’t Fire Until You See The Yellow Of Their Niblets by Dan Shiovtiz
In this text adventure game, you are working the night shift at Big Foods Super Market. You have just finished sweeping up the produce aisle and you are looking forward to finally getting off work when suddenly, the Yellow Beast of Corn rises up, looking to destroy you. This may be because Big Foods has started receiving it’s corn from The Dark Brotherhood instead of Pete’s Produce Wholesalers.
You have three directions in which to run and two aisles in which to hide. Each aisle features a different way to kill the Yellow Beast of Corn but you’ll have to figure it out quick. Take too long and the day crew will only find a few pieces of you left in the morning.
Don’t Fire Until You See The Yellow Of Their Niblets is a game that was specifically designed to be played in less than a minute. Figuring out how to destroy the corn monster is not difficult. Instead, the challenge is making sure that you get to the aisle with enough time left to put a plan into action. It’s a fun game and you may have already guessed that it’s not meant to be taken too seriously.
Don’t Fire Until You See The Yellow Of Their Niblets can be downloaded from here. You’ll also need a TADs interpreter to play the game, which can be downloaded, for free, from TADS.org.