One thing that I’ve noticed about music videos is that the future is always a dystopia. It’s always full of people scurrying around dark alleys and sneaking into hidden laboratories and clubs. It appears that, in the future, people just decided to stop picking up after themselves. I think that’s what really bothers me about the whole concept of dystopia. I can handle a lot but I can’t stand the idea of being surrounded by garbage. Clean up after yourself and others. I guess that’s my way of looking at things.
Speaking of which, today is Earth Day. On the one hand, that makes this a great day to actually go out and do some cleaning. I mean, you’ve got a perfect excuse and everyone who sees you doing it will be like, “Go Earth Day! Woo hoo!” On the other hand, Earth Day seems to bring out the worst, most sanctimonious of impulses in some people. Whenever anyone starts bragging about how proud they are of themselves for observing Earth Day, I always want to ask them if they’re aware that the holiday was founded by a hippie who subsequently murdered his girlfriend and kept her decomposing body in a trunk for two years before fleeing to France. That’s a true story, by the way. Someone should make it into a movie.
So, I guess my point is that we should all do our part to pick up litter but, at the same time, don’t act like a self-righteous ass about it, okay? And don’t leave dead people in your closet or trunk. That’s just gross.
The other thing that I’ve noticed about music videos is that, regardless of how dystopian the future gets, people still want to dance. That’s understandable. It’s our ability to dance that makes us human.
Oh! And one more thing I’ve noticed about life in a music video dystopia: there’s a lot of neon around. Regardless of how dark the world may be, everyone’s still got a enough neon to light up the night.