Guilty Pleasure No. 72: The Canyons (dir by Paul Schrader)


It took me a while to appreciate The Canyons.

In fact, it took me so long to appreciate this film that I’m writing a second review it. I initially reviewed The Canyons way back in 2013, the same year that it was released.  I praised Lindsay Lohan’s performance as Tara, an actress who is living with a sociopathic producer named Christian (adult film actor James Deen, who was a bit of a celebrity when this film came out but whose star has dimmed considerably since).  I complained that the film was too slow and that director Paul Schrader seemed to be trying too hard to find some sort of existential meaning within Bret Easton Ellis’s pulpy script.  Though I didn’t really mention it in my initial review, I also felt that rest of the cast was rather dull.  Lohan was great, playing a character to whom she could probably relate.  Deen was stiff but oozed enough charm to be believable as the manipulative Christian.  The rest of the largely unknown cast came across as being dull and somewhat lost.

Though I was nowhere near as critical of The Canyons as some critics, I still was not initially impressed.  I thought of it as being a showcase for Lohan’s attempted comeback and little else.  But I have to admit that The Canyons has stuck with me.  It’s a film that I’ve rewatched more than a few times.  While all of the flaws are still there, I have come to better appreciate the film’s languid decadence.  I’ve come to see that there was a bit more wit to both Ellis’s script and Schrader’s direction than I initially realized.  James Deen’s performance as Christian has grown on me.  I like that he’s a neurotic sociopath.  He’s evil but he’s needy and, though he’ll never admit it, he knows that he’ll be nothing if Tara ever leaves him.  He’s desperate to be loved but he has no idea how to give that love back.

When I first saw the movie, I thought Nolan Funk, who played Tara’s ex-lover, was a bit dull in the role.  Upon subsequent rewatches, I’ve come to see that his dullness is actually very important to the film.  Ryan is written to be boring.  That’s why Tara is drawn to him.  His dullness provides some relief from Christian’s mood swings.  But, because Ryan is so boring, he can also never truly take Christian’s place.  In the end, Ryan still sells out his integrity, first to get a part and then to obsessively check in on Tara.  Ryan and Christian are ultimately revealed to be two sides of the same coin.  Ryan may be “the good guy,” but — in a typical Ellis and Schrader twist — there’s nothing likable or even that good about him.  One gets the feeling that, if had Christian’s money, he would be just as bad.

You really do find yourself feeling sorry for Tara, who is basically trapped between two men who both want to control her.  Lohan’s performance continues to be the strongest things about The Canyons.  There’s a lot of courage to Lohan’s performance, courage that goes beyond taking part in the film’s sex scenes.  Lohan reveals the vulnerability that’s at the heart of Tara.  She’s someone who knows that she needs to escape but she also knows that she’s a creation of Hollywood.  Hollywood is her home and her world and it’s hard to imagine her surviving anywhere else.  Tara is interesting not because she’s trapped but because, in many ways, she would prefer to be trapped to being free.

The film’s flaws are still there, don’t get me wrong.  The Canyons still has a lot of moments that don’t quite work.  The opening scene, where Christian, Ryan, Tara, and Gina (Amanda Brooks, whose performance also improves on repeat viewing) have an awkward dinner, is almost laughably bad.  (In that opening scene, James Deen delivers his dialogue like Dirk Diggler in Angels Live In my Town.)  That said, this is a trashy and colorful movie that does stick with you.  You might not want it to stick with you but it does!  It’s portrayal of sexual decadence and neurotic Hollywood players is far more entertaining than it has any right to be.  It may not be a great film but it is one that’s a bit more interesting than many originally thought.

Previous Guilty Pleasures

  1. Half-Baked
  2. Save The Last Dance
  3. Every Rose Has Its Thorns
  4. The Jeremy Kyle Show
  5. Invasion USA
  6. The Golden Child
  7. Final Destination 2
  8. Paparazzi
  9. The Principal
  10. The Substitute
  11. Terror In The Family
  12. Pandorum
  13. Lambada
  14. Fear
  15. Cocktail
  16. Keep Off The Grass
  17. Girls, Girls, Girls
  18. Class
  19. Tart
  20. King Kong vs. Godzilla
  21. Hawk the Slayer
  22. Battle Beyond the Stars
  23. Meridian
  24. Walk of Shame
  25. From Justin To Kelly
  26. Project Greenlight
  27. Sex Decoy: Love Stings
  28. Swimfan
  29. On the Line
  30. Wolfen
  31. Hail Caesar!
  32. It’s So Cold In The D
  33. In the Mix
  34. Healed By Grace
  35. Valley of the Dolls
  36. The Legend of Billie Jean
  37. Death Wish
  38. Shipping Wars
  39. Ghost Whisperer
  40. Parking Wars
  41. The Dead Are After Me
  42. Harper’s Island
  43. The Resurrection of Gavin Stone
  44. Paranormal State
  45. Utopia
  46. Bar Rescue
  47. The Powers of Matthew Star
  48. Spiker
  49. Heavenly Bodies
  50. Maid in Manhattan
  51. Rage and Honor
  52. Saved By The Bell 3. 21 “No Hope With Dope”
  53. Happy Gilmore
  54. Solarbabies
  55. The Dawn of Correction
  56. Once You Understand
  57. The Voyeurs 
  58. Robot Jox
  59. Teen Wolf
  60. The Running Man
  61. Double Dragon
  62. Backtrack
  63. Julie and Jack
  64. Karate Warrior
  65. Invaders From Mars
  66. Cloverfield
  67. Aerobicide 
  68. Blood Harvest
  69. Shocking Dark
  70. Face The Truth
  71. Submerged

Music Video Of The Day: Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell (2020, visuals by Eric Wilson)


Today’s music video of the day is for the haunting piece of music that we all know from Requiem For A Dream and countless Olympic ice skating routines.

Anyone who says this is not a horror song has somehow forgotten watching Ellen Burstyn get electroshock treatment while Jared Leto loses his arm.

Enjoy!

Bonus Horror on TV: Halloween Is Grinch Night (dir by Gerard Baldwin)


So, we all know that the Grinch once tried to steal to Christmas and then his heart grew a few sizes but did you know that apparently, the Grinch also tried to steal Halloween?

Until a few years ago, I did not.  I was going through YouTube, searching for horror films that I could share here on the Shattered Lens, and guess what I came across?

A TV special from 1977 entitled Halloween is Grinch Night!

Unlike How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Halloween is Grinch Night apparently never became a holiday classic.  Perhaps that’s because Halloween is Grinch Night is not exactly the most heart-warming of holiday specials.  Whereas How The Grinch Stole Christmas tells us about how the Grinch learned the true meaning of Christmas, Halloween is Grinch Night gives us a Grinch who has no redeeming features.  There is no hope for this Grinch.  This Grinch will steal your soul and probably drink your blood.  This Grinch is pure Grinchy evil.

This is the Grinch of our nightmares.

Check out Halloween is Grinch Night below and hope the Grinch doesn’t capture you this Halloween….

Horror on TV: One Step Beyond 3.26 “Signal Received” (dir by John Newland)


Tonight’s episode tells the story of three sailors who hear an unexpected message on the radio.  Two of the sailors hear that their ship will soon sink.  The third sailor hears that he will live a long and fulfilling life.

One Step Beyond always claimed that all of its stories were “based on fact.”  This episode actually goes the extra mile by interviewing one of the real-life sailors about the message and about whether or not he believes in the supernatural.

This episode originally aired on April 4th, 1961.

Bonus Horror Song of the Day: Love Song For A Vampire by Annie Lennox


I kind of feel like I didn’t give enough love to the vampires this Horrorthon.  I’ll make up for it next year.

For now, though, allow me to offer up this Love Song For A Vampire, which was recorded by Annie Lennox for 1992’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula!

Horror Scenes That I Love: Christopher George Digs Up Catriona MacColl in City of the Living Dead


From 1980’s City of the Living Dead, directed by the amazing Lucio Fulci, comes today’s scene of the day.  In this scene, it turns out that Catriona MacColl was actually not quite dead when she was buried.  Can Christopher George dig her up without accidentally killing her in the process?

Watch to find out!

4 Shots From 4 Horror Films: Special David Cronenberg Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

Today’s director is the master of Canadian horror, the one and only David Cronenberg!

4 Shots from 4 David Cronenberg Films

The Dead Zone (1983, dir. by David Cronenberg, DP: Mark Irwin)

Videodrome (1983, dir by David Cronenberg, DP: Mark Irwin)

The Fly (1986, dir. by David Cronenberg, DP: Mark Irwin)

Dead Ringers (1988, dir by David Cronenberg, DP: Peter Suschitzky)

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join us for Bloodrayne and Casper!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be Bloodrayne, selected and hosted by Sweet Emmy Cat!

Following #MondayActionMovie, Brad and Sierra will be hosting the #MondayMuggers live tweet.  We will be watching Casper!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Bloodrayne on YouTube or Tubi, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then, at 10 pm et, switch over to Twitter and Prime, start Casper, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag!  The live tweet community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Horror On The Lens: The Beast of Yucca Flats (dir by Coleman Francis)


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Since Tor Johnson’s birthday was just 9 days ago, it only seems appropriate that today’s Horror on the Lens should be one that he starred in, 1961’s The Best Of Yucca Flats.

My friend, the writer and chef Tammy Dowden, claims that this is the worst movie ever made.

Well, technically, she may be right.  The Beast of Yucca Flats is a thoroughly inept film that makes next to no sense and has massive continuity errors.  It’s a film that also features the legendary Tor Johnson as a Russian scientist who gets mutated by radiation and becomes a monster, but not before taking off almost all of his clothes while walking through the desert.  For that matter, it’s also a film about a family that comes together though adversity — namely, being shot at by the police after the family patriarch is somehow mistaken for Tor Johnson.  And finally, it’s the story of how a dying monster can find comfort from a rabbit and that’s actually kind of a sweet message.

Here’s the thing — yes, The Beast of Yucca Flats is bad but you still owe it to yourself to watch it because you will literally never see anything else like it.  Plus, maybe you’ll be able to figure out what the whole point of the opening scene is.

Because I’ve watched this film a few times and I still have no idea!

Enjoy!

Horror Song of the Day: Ave Satani by Jerry Goldsmith


Today’s horror song of the day is the only hymn to Satan to have been nominated for an Oscar.  From 1976’s The Omen, here is Ave Satani.  Don’t sing along as much as you may be tempted too.  We’ve all seen Hellraiser.

Composed by Jerry Goldsmith, this version of this song was performed by the Tenerife Film Orchestra and Choir.