Review: Hamburger Hill (dir. by John Irvin)

Posted on April 9, 2026 by Arleigh

“If you want to walk out of this fucking place, you will listen to people who know!” — Spc. Abraham “Doc” Johnson

Hamburger Hill is one of those Vietnam War movies that doesn’t really bother decorating the war with grand metaphors or tortured soul‑searching; it just puts you on the hill with the grunts and makes you feel every miserable inch of the climb. Released in 1987 and directed by John Irvin, the film is a fictionalized but tightly focused take on the real week‑long “Battle of Hamburger Hill” in the A Sầu Valley, a piece of rugged terrain in central Vietnam that saw some of the bloodiest fighting between U.S. and North Vietnamese Army (NVA) forces in May 1969. The movie dramatizes the 101st Airborne’s 3rd Battalion, 187th Infantry Regiment as they’re ordered to assault a heavily fortified hill over and over again, and it leans hard into the idea that the battle is less about grand strategy and more about raw endurance and attrition.

One of the first things that strikes you about Hamburger Hill is how deliberately it avoids big stars and splashy heroics. The ensemble is made up mostly of young, relatively unknown actors, which ironically makes the cast feel more authentic. You’re not watching a famous movie star playing a grunt; you’re watching a squad of guys who could actually be kids your age sent halfway across the world to die in the mud. The central figure is second‑lieutenant Al Frantz, played by a young Dylan McDermott, who’s stepping up from a desk job into direct combat command. He’s not some infallible war‑hero archetype; he’s earnest, nervous, and visibly out of depth, which makes his slow hardening under fire feel earned rather than heroic. Watching him wrestle with guilt, responsibility, and the absurdity of the orders he’s obeying gives the film a quiet moral backbone without sliding into preachy territory.

The movie is structured around roughly ten days of repeated assaults on “Hamburger Hill,” a soggy, razor‑sharp ridge in the A Sầu Valley that the NVA had turned into a killing zone. Each push uphill is more brutal than the last, and the film doesn’t soften the violence. When someone gets hit, they don’t go down in a graceful slow‑motion shot; they drop suddenly, sometimes mid‑sentence, in a spray of gore that feels uncomfortably real. The script doesn’t fetishize the blood and mud, but it refuses to look away from it either, which makes the whole thing feel like a visceral anti‑glory tract. By the time audiences get to the tenth assault, trudging through torrents of rain and mud while bullets stitch the air around them, the sequence has the effect of a slow, grinding nightmare. It’s less about who’s “winning” and more about the fact that everyone involved is being slowly chewed up by the same machine.

What really keeps Hamburger Hill from feeling like a simple, grim slaughter‑fest is its attention to the characters in the squad. The film invests time in a handful of men—White, Black, and Latino—whose camaraderie, tensions, and private doubts slowly emerge between patrols and firefights. There’s Doc Johnson, the company medic played by Courtney B. Vance, who holds himself together with a veneer of calm professionalism while quietly absorbing the emotional toll of patching up one friend after another. Doc becomes a kind of moral anchor, someone who sees the humanity in every soldier while still recognizing the war’s dehumanizing logic. His presence also lets the film quietly deal with racial friction and class differences without turning them into tidy, feel‑good sermons. The way the soldiers talk over each other, argue about politics back home, and joke about their own fear turns squad life into a cramped, sweaty microcosm of America itself.

The political backdrop of the late‑Vietnam era is always in the background, too. The men occasionally hear distorted chunks of anti‑war protests and news coverage over the radio, and you can see how that information chips away at their sense of purpose. Some of the older soldiers, like the gruff Sgt. Worcester played by Steve Weber, have already lost whatever idealism they might have had and just want to get through the next day. Newer guys, meanwhile, are still wrestling with why they’re there at all, and whether the hill they’re dying for means anything to anyone back in the States. The film doesn’t answer those questions directly; it just lets you feel the uncertainty. That ambivalence is part of what makes Hamburger Hill feel historically grounded. It’s less interested in telling you who was right or wrong in the Vietnam War and more interested in showing what it actually felt like to be a small‑arms infantryman in late‑1969, during one of the bloodiest stretches of fighting in the A Sầu Valley.

Visually, the movie leans into a muddy, washed‑out palette that makes the Philippines‑standing‑in‑for‑Vietnam locations feel appropriately oppressive. The hill itself—the real‑life “Hamburger Hill” in the A Sầu Valley—is a constant, looming presence: slick with rain, choked with barbed wire, and studded with foxholes and bunkers. The camera often stays at ground level, jostling with the soldiers as they crawl, scramble, and stumble upward, which makes the terrain feel like an active enemy. The sound design is similarly unglamorous—gunfire isn’t especially stylized, explosions are chaotic rather than cool, and the constant hiss of rain and distant artillery keeps the film in a state of low‑grade dread. Even the score, a Philip Glass–style arrangement of repetitive, slightly unnerving motifs, adds to the feeling of being trapped in a loop of violence you can’t escape. Everything in the film is built to make the combat feel routine, exhausting, and numbing, rather than spectacular.

Another thing Hamburger Hill handles surprisingly well is the way it dovetails the physical horror of the battle with the men’s private lives back home. In quieter moments between attacks, the soldiers talk about girlfriends, family, and their plans for “after the war,” even though, for some of them, those plans are clearly not going to happen. The film doesn’t milk this stuff for melodrama; instead, it floats just beneath the surface, turning every casual conversation into a quiet pre‑eulogy. When someone makes a joke about getting back to Chicago or New York or wherever they’re from, the line feels both genuine and heartbreaking, because you know the movie might quietly erase that future a few scenes later. That low‑key sense of fragility makes the emotional impact of each death feel more personal, because the film has already taken the time to show you who these guys are when they’re not being shot at.

Narratively, the film doesn’t try to convince you that taking the hill is some great strategic triumph. If anything, it’s openly skeptical about the rationale behind the whole operation. The soldiers keep getting told to “take it, hold it, then fall back,” and the repetition of that order drives home the sense that the hill is more of a symbolic goal than a tactical necessity. The film doesn’t stage a big, dramatic monologue about this; it just lets the repetition of the mission, the rising body count, and the unanswered questions hang in the air. That choice aligns Hamburger Hill more with a film like Apocalypse Now or Full Metal Jacket in spirit, even though its tone is far more straightforward and less stylized. It’s less interested in mythmaking and more interested in capturing the eerie timelessness of infantrymen being sent to die for reasons they don’t fully understand, during one of the fiercest set‑pieces of the Vietnam War.

In terms of its legacy, Hamburger Hill often gets overshadowed by Oliver Stone’s Platoon, which came out a year earlier and snagged the Oscars’ attention. But in a lot of ways, Irvin’s film is a grittier, more unsentimental companion piece. It doesn’t try to map the Vietnam War onto a single moral allegory, and it doesn’t give you a hero to latch onto and cheer for. Instead, it gives you a squad of men, flaws and all, and asks you to watch them go through hell while trying to keep their foothold on each other. That ensemble‑driven approach, combined with the unrelenting realism of the battle sequences, is what makes Hamburger Hill feel like less of a “movie” and more like a grim, ground‑level documentary rooted in the real‑world horror of the Battle of Hamburger Hill.

By the end, the film doesn’t offer a clean sense of resolution. The soldiers do eventually take the hill, but the victory is so hollow and so costly that it hardly feels like a win at all. The last few scenes linger on survivors looking shell‑shocked and exhausted, many of them quietly wondering what the point of it was. The movie doesn’t spell that out in a clumsy voice‑over; it trusts you to feel the absurdity and the weight of what they’ve been through. That refusal to wrap things up with a neat moral bow is one of Hamburger Hill’s strengths. It understands that sometimes the most honest thing a war film can do is show you the damage and then leave you with the questions.

In the crowded field of Vietnam War movies, Hamburger Hill stands out because it strips away the spectacle and just focuses on the brutal, day‑to‑day reality of trying to take a piece of ground that probably shouldn’t matter as much as it does. It’s not a flashy, revolutionary film, but it’s a stubbornly honest one, anchored in the real‑world carnage of the week‑long Battle of Hamburger Hill in the A Sầu Valley. It’s a movie that would rather make you feel the mud squeeze between your toes, hear the too‑close sound of automatic fire, and watch the faces of guys who’ve run out of explanations for why they’re still climbing. If you’re looking for a Vietnam film that doesn’t sugarcoat the war or overdress it in symbolism, Hamburger Hill is the kind of movie that sticks with you precisely because it doesn’t try to be anything more than what it is: a raw, claustrophobic portrait of a squad walking into a meat grinder, one rain‑soaked step at a time.

Review: Full Metal Jacket (dir. by Stanley Kubrick)

Posted on April 8, 2026 by Arleigh

“You write ‘Born to Kill’ on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What’s that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?” — Colonel

Full Metal Jacket is the kind of war movie that sticks in your craw like old metal shavings. It’s 1987, Stanley Kubrick’s last film released in his lifetime, and it plays less like a traditional Vietnam War saga and more like a taunt packed into two very different acts. One half is a barracks horror show about how the military turns boys into killers; the other is a grubby, almost casual descent into the chaos of combat. Together, they make a movie that feels intentionally disjointed so it can drill down on the same idea from two angles: war doesn’t just brutalize your body, it reshapes your mind into something barely human.

The film follows Private J.T. “Joker” Davis, played by Matthew Modine in one of those quietly watchful performances that’s easy to underestimate. Joker starts as a kind of archetypal smart‑mouth recruit, the guy who thinks he’s above the hysteria until he realizes he isn’t. Around him swirls a platoon of young Marines going through basic training at Parris Island under the merciless Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, played with shark‑like relish by R. Lee Ermey, who was actually a real‑life Marine drill instructor. Hartman’s whole job is to obliterate softness and replace it with drilled‑in aggression, and Kubrick lingers on every insult, every barked command, until the abuse stops feeling like a setup for a war movie and starts feeling like the main event.

The first half of Full Metal Jacket is basically a single, sustained initiation ritual. The camera stays tight, almost claustrophobic, trapping you in the barracks with the recruits, so you feel the same sensory overload they do. The lighting is harsh, the colors washed out, and the camera often locks in on Hartman’s face mid‑rant, making you uncomfortably intimate with his cruelty. This isn’t training so much as a manufactured psychological war waged on the platoon’s collective brain. The recruits are constantly degraded, mocked, and forced into grotesque rituals of humiliation, and the film never lets you forget that this is the system’s idea of “making Marines.” Kubrick doesn’t fake the perverse appeal of this process either; there’s a weird, ugly thrill in how effective it is, in how the boys start enjoying the brutality once they’re inside it.

The standout character in this section is Leonard “Gomer Pyle” Lawrence, played by Vincent D’Onofrio in a performance that’s almost physically uncomfortable to watch. D’Onofrio’s Pyle is this thick‑set, awkward kid who can’t keep up, and the movie doesn’t soften his edges to make him likable. He’s genuinely bad at the routine, slow, clumsy, but he’s also clearly just trying to survive. The film lets you watch, in a very matter‑of‑fact way, how the system turns his inadequacy into a target. The other recruits are instructed to punish him, and soon everyone starts in. The film doesn’t moralize about it; it just shows that this kind of group cruelty is baked into the structure. The infamous scene where the platoon holds Leonard down with piled‑on bed sheets while whacking him with a bar of soap wrapped in a towel is less about a single act of violence than about what it means to normalize dehumanization before you ever see combat.

What’s so unsettling about Full Metal Jacket is that it never pretends Hartman is some rogue sadist. He’s not an outlier; he’s the product of the system, and he’s also the system’s avatar. In that sense, the first half of the film functions like a kind of industrial horror. The Marines are being processed like defective parts on a factory line, streamed through a machine designed to break them and then rebuild them as compliant killers. The film toys with the idea that the military doesn’t want robots so much as creatures that hunger for violence on command. The line about “we don’t want robots, we want men” is repeated with a kind of grim irony because what the film actually shows is the production of something in between: not quite human, not quite machine, but something that can pull a trigger without hesitating.

Jumping from Parris Island to the streets of Huế during the Tet Offensive, the second half of Full Metal Jacket feels like a different movie in tone but the same one in thesis. Joker, now a combat correspondent with a Stars and Stripes hat and a “Born to Kill” slogan on his helmet, is literally split down the middle between observer and participant. He carries a camera and a rifle; he’s supposed to report, but he also has to fight. The film doesn’t resolve that tension the way a more sentimental war movie would. Instead, it lets Joker drift in that gray zone where war is equal parts absurdity and atrocity. The Vietnamese civilians are largely faceless, and the war itself is shown as a series of loosely connected vignettes—raids, ambushes, random firefights—rather than a grand narrative of heroism or tragedy.

Kubrick’s Vietnam is less a country and more a ruined theater set. The cityscapes are wide, desolate, and oddly beautiful in their destruction, as if the war has turned everything into a series of bleak tableaux. The camera doesn’t linger on gore for shock value; it lingers to make the war feel like a permanent, almost aesthetic state of ruin. Individual soldiers pop in and out: Animal Mother, the violently unhinged Marine played by Adam Baldwin; Cowboy, the earnest, almost naive replacement; and the rest of the squad, who oscillate between fear, boredom, and bursts of casual cruelty. None of them are given the kind of tragic backstories that usually make you emotionally invested in a war film. Instead, they’re presented as fragments of a larger machine, each one another cog in the same indifferent system.

The film’s most famous structural trick is its way of keeping politics at arm’s length while still radiating a deeply skeptical view of the war. It doesn’t really bother telling you who’s right or wrong, or why the Marines are there. It just shows what they become and what they do. The movie doesn’t ask you to sympathize with the Marines in the way some war films do; it asks you to recognize the mirror. The famous ending, where the Marines march through flaming ruins to the tune of Mickey Mouse, is pure Kubrick dark surrealism. The cheerful cartoon theme clashes violently with the apocalyptic imagery, and the soldiers chant along with a kind of manic innocence that feels like the last vestige of humanity being cannibalized by the war itself. It’s hard to tell whether the moment is tragic, absurd, or both, and that’s the point.

Full Metal Jacket is also a film about storytelling and the way narratives are weaponized. Joker, as a reporter, is supposed to package the war for a distant audience. He’s there to turn chaos into digestible stories, but the movie quietly undermines that idea by showing how unreliable those narratives are. The soldiers’ own stories are laced with jokes, bravado, misogyny, and casual racism, and the film doesn’t clean them up. It lets you sit with the ugliness, even when it’s delivered with a laugh. The film doesn’t romanticize the Marines’ camaraderie or soften their cruelty; it just lets you watch them behave like ordinary guys who happen to be doing something extraordinary and monstrous.

The cinematography in Full Metal Jacket is cold and precise, which is exactly what the material needs. The camera behaves like a reluctant witness, framing the Marines in symmetrical, almost clinical compositions that make their brutality look routine rather than spectacular. The score is minimal, and the film often relies on diegetic sound—machine‑gun fire, jeep engines, distant explosions, Hartman’s voice echoing off concrete walls—to ground you in the sensory overload of military life. Even the few moments of levity feel like concessions to show business more than true relief. The soldiers’ jokes are rarely funny in a wholesome way; they’re the kind of gallows humor that keeps you from noticing how broken you’ve become.

What ultimately makes Full Metal Jacket endure is that it refuses to offer catharsis. By the time the film ends, nothing has been “resolved” in the way Hollywood usually expects. Joker survives, but the war doesn’t; it just keeps going, and the Marines keep marching, chanting, and killing. The film doesn’t build toward a big speech about the futility of war or a tear‑jerker about fallen comrades. It just suggests, quietly and persistently, that the process outlined in the boot‑camp half is drafted, again, in the streets of Vietnam. You go in as a boy, you’re molded into something sharper and meaner, and then you’re sent out into a world that rewards that sharpness. The movie doesn’t need to say this out loud; it just shows it happening in scene after scene.

In that sense, Full Metal Jacket is one of the most honest anti‑war films precisely because it doesn’t pretend to be a plea for peace. It’s a portrait of a machine that feeds on itself, and of the people who get caught in its gears. It’s funny, disturbing, infuriating, and occasionally mesmerizing, sometimes all at once. It’s not a movie that wants to hold your hand or make you feel better about the human race. It wants you to stare at the gleam on that full metal jacket bullet and wonder what it took to make someone pull the trigger. That’s the real power of Full Metal Jacket: it doesn’t try to redeem the war, the soldiers, or the audience. It just makes sure you can’t look away.

Review: Platoon (dir. by Oliver Stone)

Posted on April 7, 2026 by Arleigh

“We been kicking other peoples asses for so long, I figured it’s time we got ours kicked.” — Sgt. Elias

Platoon is one of those war movies that still feels raw, mean, and strangely alive decades later. It is not just a Vietnam movie about combat; it is a movie about confusion, fear, moral collapse, and what happens when young people are dropped into a nightmare with no real sense of why they are there.

What makes Platoon hit so hard is that it never feels polished in a comforting way. Oliver Stone keeps the film close to the mud, sweat, and panic of the battlefield, but he also spends plenty of time on the uglier stuff that happens between firefights: the resentment, the paranoia, the bullying, and the way men start forming little kingdoms inside a war zone. That is where the movie gets its power. The bullets matter, but so do the silences and side glances, because those moments show how war breaks people down before it even kills them.

Charlie Sheen’s Chris Taylor is a smart choice for the center of the film because he starts out as a kind of blank witness. He is young, idealistic in a vague way, and clearly not prepared for what he has walked into. That makes him easy to identify with, but it also makes him useful as a lens for everything around him. We learn the rules of this miserable little ecosystem as he does. Through Chris, the audience is pulled into the same sense of helpless observation that seems to define the whole experience of the platoon.

Stone’s screenplay makes that connection even stronger because he wrote it himself, drawing on his own experience as a young man who volunteered to go to Vietnam instead of being drafted. That detail gives Chris Taylor’s story a personal charge, since Chris feels less like a fictional stand-in and more like Stone working through his own memory and guilt. It adds another layer to the film’s emotional weight, because the perspective feels lived-in rather than invented for dramatic effect.

The film’s real muscle comes from the conflict between Sergeant Elias and Sergeant Barnes, played with complete commitment by Willem Dafoe and Tom Berenger. Elias feels like the last thread of conscience in a collapsing world. Barnes, by contrast, is the kind of man war can easily turn into a weapon: hard, cold, frightening, and convinced that brutality is just realism with the sentiment stripped out. Their conflict gives the movie a mythic quality without draining away its grit. It is not subtle in the usual sense, but it does not need to be. Stone wants these figures to feel bigger than life because that is how they register to a terrified kid in the jungle.

One of the best things about Platoon is how it balances chaos with purpose. A lot of war films either try to turn combat into spectacle or turn it into a lecture. Platoon mostly avoids both traps. The action is ugly, disorienting, and often difficult to follow in exactly the right way. You do not watch these battles and admire the choreography as much as you feel the confusion of everyone inside them. The filmmaking keeps you from getting too comfortable, which is exactly the point. War here is not heroic; it is exhausting, degrading, and terrifying.

That sense of exhaustion matters because the movie understands that war is not made up of only the big moments people remember. It is made up of waiting, heat, boredom, fear, and the slow erosion of judgment. Platoon is at its best when it lingers on that middle ground. The soldiers are not always in immediate danger, but they are always under pressure. That constant tension is what makes the movie feel so oppressive. Even when nothing explodes, it still feels like something bad is about to happen.

Stone also deserves credit for making a Vietnam movie that feels personal without becoming self-congratulatory. You can feel that this comes from experience, but the film never becomes some smug “I was there” statement. Instead, it channels memory into mood, character, and atmosphere. That gives the movie a lived-in authenticity that a lot of war films chase but never quite reach. It feels like a film made by someone trying to tell the truth about a memory that never stopped hurting.

There is also something brutally effective about the way Platoon presents morality as unstable rather than cleanly divided. The movie does not really pretend that everyone is either noble or evil. Instead, it shows how stress, fear, resentment, and power can shove people toward terrible choices. That is a big reason the film still works. It understands that war does not just expose character; it distorts it. Men do things they would never do anywhere else, and the movie keeps asking what is left of a person after that kind of damage.

Still, Platoon is not perfect, and part of its reputation comes from how forcefully it makes its points. Some viewers may find it a little heavy-handed at times, especially in the way it frames innocence, corruption, and betrayal. It is not exactly a subtle film, and it does occasionally aim for emotional impact with both fists. But honestly, that intensity is part of its identity. The movie is not trying to be cool or detached. It wants to wound you a little, and for this material, that approach makes sense.

The performances help keep the film from tipping over into empty grandstanding. Dafoe brings a wounded humanity to Elias that makes him feel like more than just a symbol. Berenger gives Barnes a dangerous stillness that is often more frightening than outright aggression. Sheen, meanwhile, does the important work of holding the center without overpowering the film. He is not the flashiest presence, but he does not need to be. His job is to absorb the madness, and that gives the audience a place to stand inside it.

What lingers most after Platoon is not any single battle scene, but the feeling that the whole movie is about a collapse of trust. Trust in leaders, trust in comrades, trust in the idea that there is some larger meaning to all this suffering. The film strips those things away layer by layer until all that is left is survival and the hope that maybe, somehow, the nightmare will end. That is a bleak place to sit for two hours, but it is also why the film remains so effective. It does not romanticize the experience. It forces you to sit with its mess.

The movie also has a strong visual identity. The jungle is not just background; it feels like an active pressure on every scene. The humidity, the darkness, the mud, and the smoke all help create a world that seems hostile even when nobody is shooting. That physical texture is a huge part of the movie’s success. You can almost feel the environment draining the people inside it. It is less like watching a battle than like watching human beings slowly get swallowed by a swamp of fear and violence.

If there is a reason Platoon still gets talked about so often, it is because it captures a very specific kind of war movie truth: the enemy is not only out there. Sometimes the real damage comes from within the unit, within the chain of command, within the soldier’s own mind. That is a grim idea, but Platoon never feels empty or cynical for saying it. It feels honest. And honesty, in a movie like this, goes a long way.

In the end, Platoon is powerful because it refuses to let war look clean, noble, or emotionally tidy. It is messy, relentless, and often hard to watch, but that is exactly why it matters. It is one of the defining Vietnam films for a reason, and even with its blunt edges, it earns that status through sheer force of feeling, strong performances, and a bleak sense of truth that never really lets up.

Guilty Pleasure No. 110: Undercover Brother (dir. by Malcolm D. Lee)

Posted on April 5, 2026 by Arleigh

Undercover Brother is exactly the kind of movie that earns the phrase “guilty pleasure.” It is messy, broad, and often ridiculous, but it is also packed with enough energy, attitude, and sharp-enough satire to make its flaws feel like part of the joke rather than dealbreakers. The result is a comedy that may not always land cleanly, but it absolutely understands its own vibe and commits to it hard.

At the center of it all is Eddie Griffin, who gives the title character a big, swaggering, old-school cool that carries the movie through its shaggier patches. He plays Undercover Brother as a throwback spy hero with a giant Afro, loud fashion sense, and nonstop confidence, and that exaggerated persona is a big reason the film works as well as it does. Griffin’s performance is not subtle, but subtlety is not really the point here; he sells the movie’s cartoonish energy without making it feel lazy.

What makes Undercover Brother more than just a random parody is how committed it is to poking at both blaxploitation iconography and mainstream spy-movie clichés. The film was directed by Malcolm D. Lee and written from material based on John Ridley’s earlier animated series, and it leans into that satirical roots-and-gadgets formula with a lot of style. It clearly wants to be playful, but it also wants to say something about race, image, and the way Black identity gets packaged or watered down in pop culture.

That said, the movie is not exactly a model of precision. Some of the jokes are sharp and immediate, while others feel like they are still revving the engine long after the punchline should have arrived. The plot is basically an excuse to move from one set piece to another, and the film knows it, which helps, but it also means the whole thing can feel more like a high-speed sketch comedy than a fully shaped story. If you go in expecting airtight narrative logic, you will probably be annoyed; if you go in wanting a fast, funky send-up, you will have a much better time.

The supporting cast gives the movie a lot of its flavor. Dave Chappelle, Aunjanue Ellis, Billy Dee Williams, Chris Kattan, Denise Richards, and Neil Patrick Harris all add to the film’s chaotic mix, and the casting itself becomes part of the joke. Billy Dee Williams especially feels perfectly placed in a movie that is constantly riffing on cool, style, and old-school charisma, while Denise Richards gets a knowingly exaggerated role that plays into the film’s cartoonish battle between seduction and resistance.

What helps Undercover Brother age a little better than some early-2000s comedies is that it is not just throwing random nonsense at the screen for cheap laughs. There is a genuine satirical target here, and even when the movie gets clumsy, it still feels like it has a point of view. The movie clearly aims to be both goofy and observant, and even when the balance is uneven, it is hard not to appreciate the effort.

The best thing about Undercover Brother is its attitude. It moves like a movie that wants to be loud, stylish, and a little bit too much, and that confidence gives it a strange charm. The humor is often broad, sometimes cartoonish, and occasionally uneven, but the film’s willingness to fully commit to its bit makes it easy to forgive a lot. Even when the satire is more enthusiastic than elegant, the movie keeps its foot on the gas, and that momentum is a big part of its appeal.

Its biggest weakness is also the thing that makes it memorable: the movie can feel overstuffed with ideas, references, and gags, some of which work better than others. A few jokes feel a little dated now, and the film’s style of satire is not always as clean or as clever as it seems to think it is. Still, the movie has enough bite, personality, and goofy confidence that those rough edges become part of its charm instead of sinking it. That is the hallmark of a true guilty pleasure: you can see the flaws clearly, but you keep smiling anyway.

So Undercover Brother is not a perfect comedy, and it is not trying to be one. It is loud, silly, politically aware in a very pop-movie way, and shamelessly committed to its own funk. If you want polish, you will find plenty to criticize; if you want a movie with attitude, quotable energy, and the kind of swagger that makes its imperfections oddly lovable, this one delivers. It is a flawed satire, sure, but it is also a genuinely fun one, and that is why it still plays like a guilty pleasure worth revisiting.

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Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (dir. by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett) Review

Posted on April 3, 2026 by Arleigh

“You call it tradition. I call it rich people practicing murder.” — Grace

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come returns to the savage, high‑class dystopia of the Le Domas bloodline with a more manic, more crowded, and far bloodier version of the original’s “game‑night‑from‑hell” premise. Picking up years after the events of Ready or Not (2019), the film keeps Samara Weaving’s Grace at the center but expands the stakes beyond one family’s cursed estate into a loose oligarchy of ultra‑rich cultists, each with their own warped sense of tradition and entitlement. The result is a horror‑comedy that feels less like a slow‑burn ambush and more like a running, blood‑slicked marathon, where the line between satire and spectacle blurs but rarely collapses.

What distinguishes Ready or Not 2: Here I Come from many sequels is how deliberately it both leans into and pushes past the formula that made the first film such a cult hit. Rather than replay a single night of hide‑and‑seek in a shuttered mansion, this chapter sends Grace and her newly introduced estranged sister Faith (played by a suitably frazzled and sardonic Kathryn Newton) hurtling through multiple estates, country clubs, and private compounds, each governed by its own set of sadistic rules. The “game” is no longer a one‑family ritual but a broader network of wealthy families that have weaponized occult tradition as a way to justify their casual cruelty. This widening of the universe gives the film a more sprawling, almost procedural feel, as if the audience is being dragged through a gauntlet of different flavors of rich‑person depravity.

The script’s decision to pair Grace with another female lead is one of the film’s stronger creative choices. The strained sibling dynamic between Grace and Faith mirrors the original’s examination of family, but through a more grown‑up, emotionally messy lens. Their bickering and reluctant cooperation prevents Grace from simply repeating the same resilient‑final‑girl schtick; instead, she becomes a kind of worn‑out mentor forced to drag someone else into the nightmare she barely survived. The sisters’ chemistry—equal parts snark, vulnerability, and grudging solidarity—stops the film from devolving into pure nihilism and keeps the audience invested in their survival, even when the body count around them threatens to overwhelm the narrative.

Visually, Ready or Not 2 leans harder into its gore‑buff aesthetic than the first film did. The kills are more elaborate, more inventive, and frankly more grotesque, with set‑pieces involving everything from industrial kitchen equipment to ritualized animal sacrifice and spiked pits. Director Matt Bettinelli‑Olpin and Tyler Gillett, collectively known as Radio Silence, understand that the franchise’s appeal lies as much in its darkly comic carnage as in its social commentary, and they lean into that balance with gusto. The camera lingers on the absurdity of seeing millionaires in bespoke suits and designer gowns being dismantled in grotesque, almost slapstick fashion, which heightens the film’s “eat‑the‑rich” subtext without feeling like a lecture. The horror is still visceral, but it’s also frequently absurd, which fits the tone they’ve established since the original.

The escalation of violence, however, is also the film’s most obvious point of tension. Some of the more extreme set‑pieces verge on the gratuitous, and the pacing occasionally stumbles when the movie pauses between massacres to re‑establish lore or introduce new cult families. Not every supporting antagonist lands with the same impact as the original Le Domas clan; a few of the new patriarchs and matriarchs feel more like walking punchlines than genuinely threatening presences. The film compensates by front‑loading its energy with early, high‑impact kills and goofy one‑liners, but there are stretches where the plot feels like it is waiting for the next big set‑piece rather than organically building toward it.

One of the more interesting additions to the cast is Sarah Michelle Gellar, who pops up in a mid‑film role that taps into genre‑fan nostalgia while also deepening the film’s exploration of complicity and corruption. Gellar’s character is not the altruistic hero she personified in earlier horror‑adjacent roles; instead, she embodies a kind of jaded, self‑interested survivor who has learned to weaponize the same systems of privilege that the Le Domas exploited. Her presence calls attention to the cyclical nature of abuse and privilege in the film’s world: evil tendencies don’t disappear with one family’s downfall; they simply migrate to the next generation of the wealthy and powerful. This commentary on systemic rot is not subtle, but it also doesn’t feel out of place in a franchise that has always mixed political anger with slapstick brutality.

Where Ready or Not 2 arguably falters is in its structural confidence. The original film’s strength lay in its tight runtime and single‑location claustrophobia; the sequel’s sprawling geography and ensemble of killers make it feel looser and more episodic. The middle section in particular risks feeling like a series of vignettes tied together more by tone than by forward momentum. Some of the attempted twists and revelations toward the end rush past the audience before they can fully land, and there is at least one late‑stage development that feels less like a surprise and more like a contractual obligation to franchise‑building. The film clearly wants to set up a possible trilogy, but in doing so it occasionally sacrifices the emotional and narrative payoff that would make its closing sequences truly memorable.

Even with these flaws, the core appeal of Ready or Not 2: Here I Come remains intact. Samara Weaving continues to command the screen with a mix of physical toughness and wounded intelligence, and she’s paired here with a credible foil in Kathryn Newton who pushes her character into new emotional territory. The film also maintains the sharply satirical DNA of its predecessor, using its murderous rituals as a funhouse‑mirror reflection of real‑world conversations about wealth, inheritance, and generational trauma. The kills are over‑the‑top, the politics are broad, and the pacing is uneven, but the movie never loses sight of what it wants to be: a darkly comic splatterfest that lets audiences cheer for the underdog while watching the decadent one percent spectacularly implode.

Review: Ready or Not (dir. by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett)

Posted on April 2, 2026 by Arleigh

“This is some Lord of the Rings bullshit!” — Grace

Ready or Not is a sharp, nasty, and often very funny horror-comedy that turns a nightmare wedding into a vicious class satire. It works best when it embraces its wild premise with full confidence, even if some of its deeper ideas are only lightly explored.

Directed by Tyler Gillett and Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, the film follows Grace, played by Samara Weaving, on what should be the happiest night of her life, only for her new in-laws to force her into a lethal game of hide-and-seek. That setup is simple, but it gives the movie a strong engine: one part survival thriller, one part dark comedy, and one part social commentary about money, power, and inherited privilege. The elegance of the concept is that it does not need much explanation to be effective, because the rules are clear, the stakes are immediate, and the movie wastes little time before letting the chaos begin.

The biggest strength of Ready or Not is Samara Weaving’s performance. Grace is written as someone who feels believable under pressure, which matters because the film asks her to go through absurd, increasingly brutal scenarios while still retaining her humanity. Weaving handles the tonal balancing act extremely well, moving between fear, frustration, disbelief, and darkly comic determination without losing the character’s core. She gives the film an emotional anchor, and without that, the movie would risk becoming just another splatter-heavy genre exercise.

The supporting cast also deserves credit because the Le Domas family is not just rich, but memorably awful in different ways. Adam Brody, Andie MacDowell, Henry Czerny, and the rest of the ensemble help create a household that feels polished on the surface and rotten underneath. Their performances are broadly heightened, but that fits the movie’s tone. The family’s panic, incompetence, and stubborn devotion to tradition become part of the joke, and the film gets a lot of mileage out of watching these people unravel while trying to appear dignified.

Tonally, the movie is strongest when it leans into the tension between horror and comedy. The violence is graphic, but the film rarely treats gore as the whole point; instead, it uses bloodshed as part of a larger joke about entitlement and ritual. That gives the movie a mischievous energy. It wants you to laugh at the absurdity of the situation while still feeling the danger, and for the most part it succeeds. The pacing is also a real asset, since the film avoids spending too long on setup and gets to the conflict quickly. Once the game begins, it keeps finding new ways to escalate the mayhem.

Thematically, Ready or Not is clearly aiming at class resentment and inherited wealth, and that angle gives the film bite. The Le Domas family represent old money, secrecy, and self-preserving tradition, and the movie uses their ridiculous customs to expose how fragile that world really is. There is a satirical edge to how the film portrays privilege as both absurd and dangerous, especially when the family’s traditions are treated with near-religious seriousness. At the same time, the movie is not especially subtle about this, and that can be either a strength or a limitation depending on what you want from it.

That lack of subtlety is one of the film’s few weaknesses. The “eat the rich” angle is easy to understand, but it is not always developed with much nuance, and some viewers may wish the script pushed its social ideas further. The mythology behind the family’s tradition is also deliberately loose, which helps the movie stay nimble but can make the lore feel less important than the film suggests it should be. In addition, the third act gets increasingly outrageous, and while that is part of the fun, not every twist lands with the same force. A few viewers may find the ending more satisfying than the logic that gets it there.

Even so, the film’s swagger largely carries it through those rough spots. Ready or Not understands that tone is everything in a movie like this, and it keeps its balance surprisingly well for something so gleefully chaotic. It is gory without becoming tedious, funny without undercutting the danger, and mean-spirited without losing sympathy for its lead. That is not an easy combination to pull off, and the filmmakers deserve credit for making the material feel brisk and controlled rather than sloppy or overextended.

What makes Ready or Not memorable is that it knows exactly what kind of movie it is. It is not trying to be profound in the heavy, prestige-drama sense, but it is smarter than a simple bloodbath and more disciplined than a pure shock machine. Its pleasures come from its energy, its attitude, and its willingness to let a ridiculous premise keep escalating without apology. The result is a horror-comedy with enough style, bite, and performance power to remain entertaining even when its thematic ambitions are a little broader than deep.

In the end, Ready or Not is a highly watchable genre piece with a terrific lead performance, a savage sense of humor, and a premise that stays potent from beginning to end. It is not perfect, and its satire can feel a little blunt, but it delivers exactly what it promises: a tense, bloody, darkly funny ride through a family dinner from hell.

Review: Stalker (dir. by Andrei Tarkovsky)

Posted on April 1, 2026 by Arleigh

“May they believe. And may they laugh at their passions. For what they call passion is not really the energy of the soul, but merely friction between the soul and the outside world.” — the Stalker

Stalker is one of those films that feels less like a story you’re watching and more like a place you’re slowly drowning in. Directed by Andrei Tarkovsky in 1979, it’s a slow‑burn sci‑fi parable that spends most of its runtime trudging through damp, ruined spaces while three men argue about faith, desire, and whether any of it really matters. It’s not a movie you “get” on first watch; it’s the kind that lingers in your head for days, nudging you to rethink what you thought you wanted from life, and from cinema itself.

The basic setup sounds like genre bread‑and‑butter: a mysterious forbidden area called “The Zone” is guarded by the state, and only a few people—called “stalkers”—can safely guide visitors through it to a fabled Room that can grant a person’s deepest wish. Our guide is simply called the Stalker, played by Alexander Kaidanovsky with a mixture of haunted reverence and exhausted humility. He leads two men into the Zone: a jaded Writer who’s lost his inspiration and a cynical Scientist, each with their own idea of what they’re hoping to find. The tension in Stalker doesn’t really come from the physical danger of the Zone, though it’s full of traps and inexplicable phenomena; it comes from watching these three slowly peel open their own lies to themselves.

Tarkovsky’s visual strategy is almost perversely patient. He lingers on long, static shots of corroded metal, flooded tunnels, and overgrown railway tracks, while the camera glides in smooth, hypnotic movements that feel both weightless and heavy. The Zone is shot in a washed‑out sepia‑like palette, which makes it look like a half‑remembered dream or a charcoal sketch of a ruined world. The real world outside the Zone, in contrast, is the one that’s actually in sepia, while the Zone itself briefly shifts into color. This flip is a quiet but brutal joke: the thing everyone fears and wants to escape from—the decaying, post‑industrial wasteland—is actually more vivid and alive than the “safe” world, which feels duller, flatter, and spiritually dead. The longer you stay inside Stalker, the more you start to suspect that the Zone is less a physical location and more a mirror for the characters’ inner lives.

The central idea driving the film is the Room: the chamber that supposedly grants desires. The Writer and the Scientist have different theories about what the Room is doing. The Writer thinks it can expose the truth of what people really want, not what they claim to want. The Scientist rattles off more technical explanations, wondering if the Room is some kind of psychic field or natural anomaly. The Stalker, meanwhile, approaches it with a kind of religious awe; he believes the Room is a kind of judgment, a place where the universe reaches inside and shows you the core of your being. The film deliberately keeps the mechanics vague, so the focus stays on the question of human desire itself. It asks, in a very quiet way: what if the thing you want most is the thing that would actually destroy you—or worse, is the thing you’re too afraid to admit?

This is where the echoes of Dune start to creep in, even if Tarkovsky never admits it directly. Frank Herbert’s Dune is built around similar ideas: a mystical, hostile landscape (Arrakis) that tests and reshapes whoever tries to cross it, and a system of belief that promises transcendence if you’re willing to face the full, terrifying complexity of yourself. Both stories center on a guide figure—Stalker in the Zone, Paul Atreides in the Fremen’s desert—who leads outsiders into a place that follows its own rules and punishes arrogance. In Dune, the desert is a kind of crucible for destiny; in Stalker, the Zone is a crucible for the soul. The difference is that Herbert leans into prophecy and chosen‑one narrative, while Tarkovsky keeps the prophecy hazy and even mocks the men who fetishize it. The Zone doesn’t care about “chosen” people; it just quietly reflects what’s already there.

The payoff of Stalker is also the opposite of a heroic fantasy. In Dune, the protagonist’s journey to the heart of the desert culminates in a decisive, mythic confrontation that rewrites the future of an empire. In Stalker, the group actually reaches the Room, but the film refuses a conventional resolution. Instead, they argue about whether they’re even capable of deserving what they desire. The Scientist, who claims he wants to protect humanity from the Room’s power, is exposed as someone who fears losing control of his own fate. The Writer, who thinks he wants “truth” or “inspiration,” is quietly terrified that the Room might reveal how shallow his motives really are. The Stalker, in his idealism, is the closest to pure faith, but that faith is also fragile, constantly battered by the cynicism of the men he’s guiding. The Room doesn’t magically fix anyone; it just sits there, neutral, until the characters decide if they’re willing to confront the consequences of their own hearts.

Another way Stalker feels Dune‑adjacent is in its treatment of desire as a kind of test. Both works suggest that the deepest desires of human beings are not just personal wishes but political and moral statements. In Dune, the messianic fantasies of the Fremen and the machinations of the Empire reveal how easily spiritual yearning can be weaponized. In Stalker, the possibility of the Room is already politicized by the state that tries to seal it off, and by the figures who claim to want to “use” it for the greater good. The film’s closest hint at Herbert‑style mythology is in the legend of Porcupine, the Stalker’s mentor who supposedly used the Room to wish for riches and then hanged himself out of guilt. That story, told by the Writer, suggests that the Room doesn’t just grant desire—it interprets it, exposing the gap between what people say they want and what they secretly crave. It’s a more intimate, less epic version of the Bene Gesserit’s manipulation of destiny.

Philosophically, Stalker is far more pessimistic about human nature than Dune ever is. Herbert’s universe is full of grand schemes, hidden lineages, and cosmic prophecies; Tarkovsky’s world is modest, shabby, and claustrophobic. The film’s conversations are long, meandering, and sometimes self‑indulgent, but they also reveal the quiet desperation of people who feel spiritually stuck. The Writer confesses he’s tired of being celebrated for his work, the Scientist quietly fears being obsolete, and the Stalker agonizes over whether his faith is just a delusion that keeps him from a normal life. Their journey through the Zone is framed as a kind of pilgrimage, but the film undercuts the idea that pilgrimage guarantees enlightenment. The final scenes, returning to the Stalker’s home and his sickly daughter, complicate the idea of “fulfillment” even further. The Zone may have changed them, but it doesn’t heal them in the way a simpler hero’s‑journey narrative would pretend it does.

Tarkovsky’s approach to pacing and atmosphere also feels like a spiritual cousin to the way later sci‑fi filmmakers try to balance spectacle with contemplation. Directors like Denis Villeneuve, who has openly admired Stalker, use long, slow shots and carefully composed landscapes to give weight to inner psychological states. Dune (2021) and Dune: Part Twoborrow from Tarkovsky’s bag of tricks—long silences, oppressive sound design, and an almost religious reverence for the environment—but they still wrap that atmosphere around a more conventional plot and character arc. Stalker, by contrast, barely clings to plot at all. It’s closer to a walking meditation, where the real action is happening in the pauses between lines of dialogue, in the way the camera hovers over a puddle or a rusted pipe as if it’s discovering something sacred in the mundane.

In the end, Stalker feels less like a straightforward sci‑fi film and more like a religious parable wearing the costume of genre. It asks the same questions that Dune subtly raises—what do we truly want, what are we willing to sacrifice for it, and how much do we actually understand ourselves—but it answers them with hesitation, doubt, and a kind of exhausted tenderness. The Zone isn’t a promised land; it’s a confession booth. The Room isn’t a magic button; it’s a mirror. And the Stalker himself isn’t a fearless explorer, but a broken man who keeps leading others into the dark because he can’t stop believing that, somewhere in that darkness, there might be a flicker of grace that could make it all worth it. If Dune is about the myth of destiny, Stalker is about the fragile, uncertain labor of faith in a world that keeps looking more like a ruined factory than a cathedral.

Review: Planet Dune (dir. by Glenn Campbell & Tammy Klein)

Posted on March 30, 2026 by Arleigh

“We came here for a rescue mission, and now we’re just something on the menu.” — said by someone, maybe.

Planet Dune is a scrappy, low‑budget sci‑fi creature feature that knows exactly what it is, and that self‑awareness helps it go down easier. It is not a polished prestige production, but it does deliver a simple survival story, some intentionally goofy monster‑movie energy, and enough visual invention to keep genre fans from completely checking out. It also practically announces itself as another in‑name‑only knock‑off in the vein of The Asylum’s mockbuster factory, clearly trying to ride the coattails of Denis Villeneuve’s Dune: Part One. The timing, the desert‑planet setting, the sand‑worm menace, and the threadbare plot all feel calculated to cash in on the renewed mainstream buzz around the Dune name, rather than to build something original.

From the start, Planet Dune leans hard into its B‑movie identity. The setup is straightforward: a rescue mission heads to a desert planet, only to find itself trapped in a fight for survival against giant sand worms. That premise is thin, but the movie understands the appeal of the concept and does not waste time pretending to be deeper than it is. The result is a film that moves quickly, stays focused on its basic threat, and mostly avoids getting bogged down in overcomplicated mythology. At the same time, every decision feels like a stripped‑down version of choices made in Villeneuve’s Dune—just without the budget, scope, or attention to subtext. It’s the kind of project that exists because someone saw a big‑budget, heavily marketed Dune release and realized they could slap a vaguely similar title on a sand‑worm actioner and sell it to undiscerning genre fans.

What works best is the movie’s commitment to its own absurdity. The sand worms are the obvious attraction, and the film uses them as a constant source of danger rather than saving them for a single big reveal. That gives the story a pulpy urgency, and in a movie like this, momentum matters more than subtlety. The effects are clearly on a modest budget, but they are used with a certain charm, and the film often benefits from embracing cheapness instead of trying to hide it. That kind of approach can make a low‑budget creature feature feel more fun than fake grandeur ever could, even if it never comes close to matching the visual or thematic richness of Villeneuve’s work.

There is also a strange meta‑layer in the casting of Sean Young, who played Chani in David Lynch’s Dune (1984). Her presence turns Planet Dune into a weird echo chamber of the Dune universe: it’s a cheap, micro‑budget knock‑off trading on the name and imagery of a franchise, while also bringing in a legacy face from one of the older big‑screen adaptations. That gives the film a faintly nostalgic, almost self‑aware vibe, as if it’s winking at fans who know the history of Dune on screen, even while it rushes through a script that’s functionally just a monster‑survival thriller with a desert‑planet paint job. It’s a choice that underscores how this movie is less about telling its own story and more about trading on the weight of other people’s Dune work.

The pacing is also one of the movie’s stronger points. A lot of smaller sci‑fi films spend too much time explaining the world or padding out the runtime with empty dialogue, but Planet Dune keeps things relatively lean. It gets in, sets up the threat, and lets the characters deal with one problem after another. That makes it easier to forgive some of the rough edges, because the film does at least understand that the audience is here for monster attacks, not a lecture on space politics. Compared with Villeneuve’s slow‑burn world‑building and political maneuvering, Planet Dune feels like a stripped‑down amusement‑park version of the same concept: same core idea, none of the fuss.

That said, the movie is not above criticism. The biggest issue is that the characters are more functional than memorable. They do what the plot requires, but they are not written with enough personality to make every relationship or loss land with real weight. When the film pauses for emotional beats, those moments can feel undercooked because the script has not given the cast enough room to become more than survival‑movie placeholders. In a genre piece like this, that does not automatically sink the experience, but it does limit the impact, especially when viewers are already thinking of how Villeneuve’s Dune strained and expanded its characters across multiple films.

The performances are mixed in the way you would expect from a project like this. Nobody seems to be phoning it in, and that effort matters, but the material does not always give them much to build on. Some scenes benefit from the actors treating the material seriously, while others feel a little stiff because the dialogue is plainly there to move people from one danger zone to the next. The movie works best when it leans into the adventure and stops pretending it is a character drama. Sean Young gives a more grounded presence, but even that can’t fully offset how thin the script is; her casting feels more like a symbolic nod to Dune’s cinematic history than a way to deepen this particular story.

Visually, Planet Dune has the same plus‑and‑minus quality common to many independent sci‑fi films. The desert setting gives the movie a strong sense of scale, and even when the effects are rough, the barren environment helps sell the idea of isolation. At the same time, there are moments where the limitations are obvious, and the production does not always disguise them elegantly. Still, the film’s look is consistent enough that it rarely becomes distracting in a way that breaks the whole experience. Compared with Villeneuve’s meticulously composed frames and sweeping desert vistas, Planet Dune feels like a backyard‑budget cousin: same basic palette, significantly smaller scale.

There is also a pleasant lack of pretension here. Some genre movies try to compensate for weak writing by becoming self‑important, but Planet Dune seems content to be a monster chase with a space wrapper. That honesty is refreshing. It does not make the movie great, but it does make it easier to enjoy on its own terms. If you approach it like a serious epic, it will probably disappoint you, especially with the memory of Villeneuve’s Dune still fresh in your mind. If you approach it like a scrappy midnight movie—one that exists mainly because someone saw Dune in theaters and figured they could sell a knock‑off soundtrack on the same name—it has a better shot at working.

The film’s weaknesses are still hard to ignore. The story is very familiar, and viewers who have seen enough desert‑planet sci‑fi will recognize the beats immediately. There is also some repetition in how the danger is staged, and not every sequence feels equally inspired. A tighter script and a stronger sense of character could have lifted the whole thing a few notches. As it stands, Planet Dune is more effective as a mood piece and monster showcase than as a fully satisfying drama. It never reaches for the political, religious, or ecological weight of Villeneuve’s Dune, and it never really tries; it’s closer to a DVD‑rack detour for genre fans who just want sand worms and a vaguely Dune‑adjacent name.

What saves it is that it rarely feels cynical. Even when it is clumsy, it is trying to entertain rather than impress. That gives the movie a bit of personality, and personality goes a long way in low‑budget genre cinema. The casting of Sean Young, the desert‑planet premise, and the obvious Dune name‑play all point to a project that knows exactly what it is: a small‑scale, opportunistic creature feature that wants to surf the wave of a bigger franchise without the heavy lifting. It may not be the kind of film that wins over skeptical viewers, but it is also not a total write‑off. For viewers in the mood for a cheap, goofy, sandworm‑infested sci‑fi ride—one that openly trades on the legacy of both Villeneuve’s and Lynch’s Dune—Planet Dune gets the job done on its own very modest terms.

Review: Dune (dir. by David Lynch)

Posted on March 27, 2026 by Arleigh

“The sleeper has awakened.” — Paul “Muad’Dib” Atreides

David Lynch’s Dune is one of those movies that somehow manages to be both a spectacular failure and a strangely hypnotic piece of cinema at the same time. It feels like a film willed into existence through pure creative tension: on one side, Frank Herbert’s dense, political, and spiritual sci‑fi novel; on the other, David Lynch’s surreal, psychological, dream‑logic sensibility. The result is a singular oddity—visually bold, dramatically uneven, and endlessly fascinating if you’re in the mood for something that feels more like a hallucination than a conventional space opera.

To call the adaptation ambitious is underselling it. After the collapse of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s infamous attempt to adapt Dune, the project eventually landed at Universal with producer Dino De Laurentiis, and Lynch—fresh off The Elephant Man—was brought in to turn Herbert’s galaxy‑spanning book into a two‑hour‑ish feature. On paper, it seems like inspired casting: Lynch had the visual imagination and emotional intensity to do something memorable with the material. But he was never a natural fit for streamlined blockbuster storytelling. His instincts live in mood, subconscious imagery, and uneasy psychological textures rather than clean plot mechanics. You can feel that clash all over the final film, and it’s part of what makes it so weirdly compelling.

Right from the opening, Dune doesn’t hold your hand. Princess Irulan’s floating head lays out a massive info‑dump about spice, the Imperium, and Arrakis that plays like someone reading you the glossary at the back of a sci‑fi novel. It’s dense, awkward, and kind of charming in its sincerity. The movie takes Herbert’s universe extremely seriously—no wink, no irony, no attempt to sand off the stranger edges. The Bene Gesserit, mentats, feudal houses, and prophecies are all presented straight, as if the audience will either keep up or be left behind. There’s something almost punk about that level of commitment.

Kyle MacLachlan, in his debut as Paul Atreides, is perfectly cast for Lynch’s take on the character. He’s got this earnest, slightly naive presence that gradually hardens as the story pushes him toward messiah status. Instead of leaning into a swashbuckling hero archetype, Lynch frames Paul’s evolution as something interior and dreamlike, almost like a spiritual awakening happening inside a hostile universe. Paul’s visions aren’t giant, crystal‑clear CGI prophecy sequences; they’re fragmented, flickering images, whispers, and flashes of desert and blood. You can feel Lynch trying to drag the sci‑fi epic into his own subconscious, even if the narrative doesn’t always keep up.

The supporting cast is packed with strong, sometimes delightfully bizarre performances. Francesca Annis gives Lady Jessica a sensual, haunted calm that fits the Bene Gesserit’s mix of discipline and manipulation. Jurgen Prochnow’s Duke Leto radiates dignified doom; he feels like a man who knows he’s walking into a trap but can’t step off the path. Then you get to the Harkonnens, where Lynch just lets his freak flag fly. Kenneth McMillan’s Baron is a grotesque comic‑book monster, oozing, cackling, floating on anti‑grav tech, and reveling in cruelty. It’s not subtle, but it is unforgettable. And of course Sting as Feyd‑Rautha, stalking around in barely‑there outfits and sneering like a rock star beamed in from another film entirely, just adds to the movie’s fever‑dream energy.

Visually, Dune is a feast and sometimes a bit of a choke. The production design leans into a kind of retro‑futurist baroque: cavernous sets, ornate technology, and spaces that feel less like functional environments and more like places out of a dark fantasy. Lynch and cinematographer Freddie Francis infuse everything with shadow, smoke, and texture, so even the quiet scenes feel heavy and loaded. The sandworms are huge, tactile, and worshipful in scale; the way they burst from the desert feels more like a religious manifestation than a monster attack. Even if you’re lost in the plot, the images stick with you—daggers, stillsuits, weirding whispers, blood on sand.

The sound and music do a ton of work in giving the film its identity. The score, primarily by Toto with contributions from Brian Eno, is this fusion of 80s rock sensibility and orchestral grandeur. It shouldn’t work, but it does; the main theme swells with tragic heroism, while other cues veer into eerie, synthy territory that matches Lynch’s off‑kilter tone. The sound design around the “weirding” abilities, the internal monologues, and the roar of the sandworms all help sell the world even when the script is sprinting past exposition. It’s one of those films where you might not fully grasp every detail, but the combined force of image and sound makes you feel like you’ve visited a real, deeply strange place.

The big structural problem, and the thing that most clearly separates Lynch’s adaptation from Denis Villeneuve’s two‑part version, is time and emphasis. Lynch is trying to cram the entire arc of Dune into a single film, and that means the plotting goes from methodical to breakneck halfway through. The first half lingers on the setup—Caladan, the move to Arrakis, the betrayal—while the second half rockets through Paul’s Fremen transformation, the guerrilla war, the sandworm riding, and the final confrontation. Subplots are hinted at and dropped, character arcs feel truncated, and the voiceover is forever trying to patch gaps the edits created. Themes like ecological transformation, the manipulation behind religious prophecy, and the long‑term horror of Paul’s rise are mostly reduced to gestures.

The best way to see Dune in Lynch’s version is actually through the extended cut, which adds a bit more context to certain scenes and lets the film breathe slightly more than the theatrical release. The theatrical cut is so aggressively compressed that pieces of motivation and setup just vanish, leaving the story feeling even more disjointed. The extended version restores some of the connective tissue—especially around Paul’s early time with the Fremen, the political maneuvering in the lead‑up to the final act, and the way certain characters orient themselves in the larger conflict. It doesn’t magically fix the studio‑driven structure or the inherent weirdness of Lynch’s choices, but it does make the film feel a little more complete, a little closer to the director’s original vision. It’s still messy, but less like a rushed homework assignment and more like a genuinely eccentric, if compromised, longform take on Herbert’s world.

Tonally, Lynch and Villeneuve are almost mirror images. Lynch’s film is cramped, loud in its weirdness, and often grotesque, playing like a baroque horror‑opera about destiny. Villeneuve’s is stately, slow‑burn, and solemn, more interested in the weight of empire, colonialism, and religious manipulation. Even their takes on Paul are distinct. In Lynch’s film, Paul ultimately plays more like a triumphant chosen one; whatever ambiguity is there gets overshadowed by the climactic victory and the literal act of making it rain as a grand, almost celebratory miracle. Villeneuve leans harder into the darker implications: Paul is framed as a potentially dangerous figure whose rise may unleash something terrible, and his two‑part arc emphasizes the holy war and fanaticism coalescing around him instead of treating his ascension as a clean win. Where Lynch’s ending lands somewhere between pulp myth and studio‑mandated uplift, Villeneuve’s execution feels closer to a tragedy about messianic power.

Knowing all that, Lynch’s Dune ends up feeling like a relic from an era when studios occasionally handed gigantic, unwieldy properties to filmmakers with intensely personal styles and just hoped for the best. It doesn’t “work” in a conventional plot sense, and if you’re coming to it after the sleek coherence of Villeneuve’s films, it can feel like a chaotic, cluttered alternate‑universe version of the same story. But that alternate universe has its own power. There’s a raw, handmade intensity to Lynch’s take—a sense that he’s trying to turn Dune into a waking dream about destiny, decay, and the seduction of power, even as the studio scissors are hacking away at his vision.

In the end, David Lynch’s Dune is a beautifully broken thing: a movie that fails as a straightforward adaptation but succeeds as a cinematic experience you can’t quite shake. Villeneuve gives you a clearer, more faithful, and philosophically aligned Dune, the one that explains itself and lets you sit with its implications. Lynch gives you the nightmare version, messy and compromised, but pulsing with strange life. If Villeneuve’s two‑part saga is the definitive modern telling, Lynch’s film—especially the extended cut—remains the haunting alternate path, a vision of Arrakis filtered through a very particular mind, sandblasted, grotesque, and unforgettable.

Dune: Part Two (dir. by Denis Villeneuve) Review

Posted on March 26, 2026 by Arleigh

“The Mahdi is too humble to say he is the Mahdi. Even more reason to know he is!” — Stilgar

Dune: Part Two picks up right where the first film left off, diving headfirst into Paul Atreides’ quest for revenge on the desert world of Arrakis, and it absolutely delivers on the epic, operatic scale the setup promised. The first movie was all mood and table-setting; this one cashes in that patience with a story that’s bigger, louder, and way more emotionally volatile, without totally ditching the cerebral, slow-burn vibe that makes Dune feel different from other sci-fi tentpoles. Denis Villeneuve isn’t just continuing a story; he’s doubling down on the idea that this whole saga is less about a hero’s rise and more about the terrifying consequences of people begging for a savior and then getting exactly what they asked for.

Narratively, the film tracks Paul and his mother Jessica as they embed deeper into Fremen culture while House Harkonnen tightens its stranglehold on Arrakis. Paul trains, raids spice convoys, and slowly evolves from accepted outsider to full-on messianic figure, even as he keeps insisting he doesn’t want that role. The emotional throughline is his relationship with Chani, who acts as both partner and conscience, pushing back against the religious fervor gathering around him. At the same time, you’ve got Baron Harkonnen scheming from his grotesque oil-bath throne and Feyd-Rautha unleashed as the house’s rabid attack dog, chewing through enemies in gladiatorial arenas and on the battlefield. The stakes are clear and simple—control of Arrakis and its spice—but the film keeps twisting that into something more existential: control of the future itself and who gets to write it.

Visually, Dune: Part Two is just ridiculous in the best way. Arrakis still feels harsh and elemental, like the planet itself is a character that occasionally decides to eat people via sandworm. The desert exteriors are shot with that hazy, golden brutality where every wide shot makes the Fremen look tiny against an uncaring landscape. When Paul finally rides a sandworm, it’s not played as some clean, heroic moment but as a thrashing, chaotic stunt that looks legitimately dangerous—he’s clinging to this titanic creature, sand exploding in sheets around him, the camera swinging wide so you feel both the scale and the sheer lunacy of what he’s doing. The Harkonnen world, by contrast, is stark and stylized, all cold geometry and void-like skies, leaning into monochrome to make it feel like you’ve stepped into some industrial underworld. Villeneuve’s obsession with scale and texture pays off; every frame feels like it was composed to be stared at.

The action this time is more frequent and more brutal. Where Dune: Part One held back, this one goes for full war-movie energy. You get Fremen ambushes out of sand, night raids lit by explosions, and a final battle that’s basically holy war meets desert cavalry charge. Sandworms surf through shield walls, ornithopters slam into the ground, and a sea of troops gets swallowed by sand and fire. The choreography stays clean enough that you can track who’s doing what, but it never loses that messy, grounded feel—knife fights still feel close and ugly, even when they’re surrounded by massive spectacle. The duel between Paul and Feyd is the peak of that: sweaty, vicious, and personal, more about willpower and ideology than just skill.

Performance-wise, the film runs on the tension between Timothée Chalamet’s Paul and Zendaya’s Chani. Chalamet gets to shift from haunted survivor to someone who realizes he can pull the strings of history—and chooses to do it anyway. He plays Paul as a guy who genuinely hates what he sees in his visions but can’t stomach losing, which gives the final act a bitter edge. Zendaya finally gets the screen time the first film teased, and she makes the most of it. Chani isn’t just “the love interest”; she’s the one person in the story who consistently calls bullshit on prophecy, seeing how Fremen belief is being turned into a weapon. That skepticism, that refusal to be swept up, becomes the emotional counterweight to everything Jessica and the Bene Gesserit are engineering.

Rebecca Ferguson’s Jessica goes full political operator here, and it’s honestly one of the most interesting arcs in the film. Once she takes on the role of Reverend Mother, she leans into manipulating Fremen faith, playing up visions, symbols, and omens to lock in Paul’s status. She’s terrifyingly pragmatic about it, and the movie doesn’t let that slide as a “necessary evil”—it’s part of how this whole situation curdles into fanaticism. Austin Butler’s Feyd-Rautha is pure menace: feral, theatrical, and oddly charismatic, like a rock star who decided to become a warlord. He feels like the dark mirror of Paul, another bred product of a toxic system, but one who embraces cruelty instead of burden.

Then you’ve got Florence Pugh’s Princess Irulan and Christopher Walken’s Emperor Shaddam IV, introduced with real weight as the heir to the throne and the man who greenlit House Atreides’ betrayal—but then largely sidelined as bit characters rather than the shadowy power brokers they should be. On paper, they’re the architects of galactic order, pulling levers from opulent palaces while Paul scrambles in the sand. The film gives them poised entrances and sharp dialogue, but parks them as observers to Paul’s whirlwind, more like well-dressed cameos than forces reshaping the board. Walken nails the Emperor’s weary calculation, and Pugh hints at Irulan’s future scheming, but without deeper scenes of imperial intrigue, they orbit Paul’s story instead of challenging it head-on, underscoring how his rise eclipses even the old guard.

Hans Zimmer’s score keeps pushing that strange, alien soundscape he built in the first film and then amps it up. The music leans hard on percussion, guttural vocals, and warped instruments that feel half-organic, half-industrial, like you’re listening to the desert itself breathing. The score doesn’t really do the classic “themes you hum on the way out of the theater” thing; instead, it sits in your bones. During the big set pieces, it’s almost overwhelming—drones, chants, and pounding rhythms layering on top of each other until your seat feels like it’s vibrating. In quieter scenes, Zimmer pulls back just enough to let a harsh little motif peek through, usually when Paul is weighing his choices or when Chani realizes how far things are slipping away from what she hoped for.

Thematically, Dune: Part Two sinks its teeth deepest into the dangers of blind faith and the double-edged sword of prophecy—how it can shatter chains of oppression only to forge far heavier ones in their place. Frank Herbert’s original warning pulses through every frame: belief isn’t just a comfort or a spark for revolution; it’s a weapon that smart people wield to hijack desperate hearts. The Fremen, crushed under imperial boot and environmental hell, latch onto their Lisan al-Gaib legend like a lifeline, and figures like Jessica and the Bene Gesserit are all too happy to fan those flames. Lines like Stilgar’s “The Mahdi is too humble to say he is the Mahdi. Even more reason to know he is!” twist logic into a pretzel, showing how faith devours reason—Paul’s every hesitation or miracle just “proves” his divinity more. Chani’s gut-punch retort, “This prophecy is how they enslave us!” lays it bare: what starts as liberation from Harkonnen greed morphs into submission to a new myth, one engineered off-world to keep Arrakis in check.

Paul embodies this tragedy most painfully. His spice-fueled visions reveal futures of jihad consuming the stars, yet the “narrow path” he chooses—embracing the prophecy—breaks the Fremen’s subjugation to outsiders while binding them to him as unquestioning soldiers. It’s not accidental heroism; it’s a calculated gamble where prophecy empowers the oppressed to topple one empire, only for Paul to birth a deadlier one, fueled by the very zeal that freed them. Princess Irulan’s cool observation, “You underestimate the power of faith,” chills because it’s the Emperor admitting belief outstrips blades or thrones—faith doesn’t just win wars; it rewrites reality, turning Fremen riders into galaxy-scouring fanatics. Even the Reverend Mother Mohiam’s “We don’t hope. We plan” unmasks prophecy as cold manipulation, a multi-generational con that breakers colonial chains today while guaranteeing control tomorrow.

Villeneuve doesn’t glorify this cycle; he revels in its horror. The final rally, with Fremen chanting “Lisan al-Gaib!” as Paul seizes the throne, thrills like a rock concert and curdles like a cult initiation. Chani riding off alone isn’t defeat—it’s the last gasp of clear-eyed doubt in a tide of delusion. Faith topples the Baron and humbles Shaddam, sure, but it installs Paul as its high priest-emperor, proving Herbert right: saviors don’t save; they scale up the suffering. The film tweaks the book to amplify this, giving Chani more agency to voice the peril, making the “victory” feel like a velvet trap. It’s prophecy as breaker of chains—smashing Harkonnen spice rigs and imperial ornithopters—then creator of new ones, with Paul’s jihad looming not as triumph, but inevitable apocalypse.

If the film has a real sticking point, it’s that tension between being a massive, audience-pleasing sci-fi epic and being a deeply cynical story about the cost of belief. On a surface level, it totally works as a grand payoff: you get your worm rides, your duels, your big speeches, your villains being humbled. But underneath, Villeneuve keeps threading in this idea that what we’re watching isn’t a happy ending; it’s the start of something worse. The sidelining of Irulan and Shaddam reinforces how Paul’s myth-centered rise devours old powers, prophecy steamrolling politics.

As a complete experience, Dune: Part Two feels like the rare blockbuster that respects its audience’s patience and intelligence. It assumes you remember part one, assumes you’re willing to sit with long, quiet moments and sudden bursts of violence, and assumes you’ll notice that the “hero’s journey” here is more of a slow moral collapse dressed up as triumph. It’s messy in spots—some pacing jolts, some underused heavy hitters in the cast—but it swings so hard and with such confidence that the rough edges end up feeling like part of its personality. The result is a movie that works both as an immediate, visceral ride and as something you keep chewing on afterward, wondering if you were supposed to be as excited as you were by the sight of a new god-king being crowned in the desert.