Retro Television Review: Miami Vice 3.5 “The Good Collar”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Miami Vice, which ran on NBC from 1984 to 1989.  The entire show can be purchased on Prime!

This week, even more innocent lives are destroyed by an unwinnable war on drugs.

Episode 3.5 “The Good Collar”

(Dir by Mario DiLeo, originally aired on October 24th, 1986)

This week’s episode of Miami Vice tells the story of several wars playing out on the streets of Miami.

One of the wars is the skirmish between two street gangs, made up exclusively of teenagers.  Led by Count Walker (Samuel Graham), the Regular Fellas are pushing drugs and even forcing a promising football star named Archie Ellis (Keith Diamond) to deliver a package of black tar heroin for them.  The Regular Fellas are at war with The Apostles.  Among the members of the Apostles is Ramirez (Jsu Garcia), an undercover cop who is actually 23 but who is pretending to be seventeen.

When Crockett and Tubbs bust Archie, all three of them find themselves dragged into the National War On Drugs.  Assistant State Attorney William Pepin (Terry Kinney) wants to take Count Walker down, if just so he can claim a rare victory.  When Archie helps Crockett and Tubbs make a bust and also saves them from getting shot in a back alley, Pepin agrees to drop all the charges against Archie.  But after Ramirez is blown up by the Regular Fellas, Pepin decides that he’s going to go ahead and charge Archie unless Archie wears a wire and gets Count Walker to confess to his crimes.

Crockett, the former football star, is outraged by Pepin’s decision to put Archie in danger.  Crockett even offers to doctor the records so that Archie’s arrest will be dismissed by the courts.  However, Archie refuses.  Archie says that he’s responsible for his own mistakes and he’ll deal with the consequences.  Unfortunately, in this case, the consequences involve Archie being shot and killed by Count Walker, though not before getting Walker to confess on tape.  Walker is arrested and his gang is destroyed but at the cost of Archie’s life.  Pepin is happy.  Ramierz’s supervisor, Lt. Lee Atkins (John Spencer), is happy.  But social worker Ed McCain (Charles S. Dutton) blames Crockett for Archie’s death.  And Archie’s grandmother slams the door in Crockett’s face when he attempts to come by to pay his final respects.

What a dark episode!  However, it does get to the truth of the matter.  There was no way to win the War on Drugs.  Even the victories in this episode feel hollow.  Regular viewers of Miami Vice would have understood that someone else would eventually step into the vacuum left by Walker’s arrest.  Meanwhile, Archie — a good kid with the athletic talent necessary to win a college scholarship and have a chance to escape from the poverty that he grew up in — is shot and killed because a state’s attorney needed to notch up at least one victory.  Miami Vice was at its best when it was cynical and it doesn’t get much more cynical than this heartbreaking episode.

Bonus Horror Song of the Day: Love Song For A Vampire by Annie Lennox


I kind of feel like I didn’t give enough love to the vampires this Horrorthon.  I’ll make up for it next year.

For now, though, allow me to offer up this Love Song For A Vampire, which was recorded by Annie Lennox for 1992’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula!

Horror Scenes That I Love: Christopher George Digs Up Catriona MacColl in City of the Living Dead


From 1980’s City of the Living Dead, directed by the amazing Lucio Fulci, comes today’s scene of the day.  In this scene, it turns out that Catriona MacColl was actually not quite dead when she was buried.  Can Christopher George dig her up without accidentally killing her in the process?

Watch to find out!

4 Shots From 4 Horror Films: Special David Cronenberg Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

Today’s director is the master of Canadian horror, the one and only David Cronenberg!

4 Shots from 4 David Cronenberg Films

The Dead Zone (1983, dir. by David Cronenberg, DP: Mark Irwin)

Videodrome (1983, dir by David Cronenberg, DP: Mark Irwin)

The Fly (1986, dir. by David Cronenberg, DP: Mark Irwin)

Dead Ringers (1988, dir by David Cronenberg, DP: Peter Suschitzky)

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join us for Bloodrayne and Casper!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be Bloodrayne, selected and hosted by Sweet Emmy Cat!

Following #MondayActionMovie, Brad and Sierra will be hosting the #MondayMuggers live tweet.  We will be watching Casper!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Bloodrayne on YouTube or Tubi, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then, at 10 pm et, switch over to Twitter and Prime, start Casper, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag!  The live tweet community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Horror On The Lens: The Beast of Yucca Flats (dir by Coleman Francis)


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Since Tor Johnson’s birthday was just 9 days ago, it only seems appropriate that today’s Horror on the Lens should be one that he starred in, 1961’s The Best Of Yucca Flats.

My friend, the writer and chef Tammy Dowden, claims that this is the worst movie ever made.

Well, technically, she may be right.  The Beast of Yucca Flats is a thoroughly inept film that makes next to no sense and has massive continuity errors.  It’s a film that also features the legendary Tor Johnson as a Russian scientist who gets mutated by radiation and becomes a monster, but not before taking off almost all of his clothes while walking through the desert.  For that matter, it’s also a film about a family that comes together though adversity — namely, being shot at by the police after the family patriarch is somehow mistaken for Tor Johnson.  And finally, it’s the story of how a dying monster can find comfort from a rabbit and that’s actually kind of a sweet message.

Here’s the thing — yes, The Beast of Yucca Flats is bad but you still owe it to yourself to watch it because you will literally never see anything else like it.  Plus, maybe you’ll be able to figure out what the whole point of the opening scene is.

Because I’ve watched this film a few times and I still have no idea!

Enjoy!

Horror Song of the Day: Ave Satani by Jerry Goldsmith


Today’s horror song of the day is the only hymn to Satan to have been nominated for an Oscar.  From 1976’s The Omen, here is Ave Satani.  Don’t sing along as much as you may be tempted too.  We’ve all seen Hellraiser.

Composed by Jerry Goldsmith, this version of this song was performed by the Tenerife Film Orchestra and Choir.

Music Video of the Day: In Your Head by Raven Numan (2024, dir by ????)


Todays music video of the latest from Raven Numan.  Raven is the daughter of Gary Numan of Cars fame but she’s also a talented singer and performer in her own right.

This song is about obsession.  It may start like your typical pop love song but listen to the lyrics and …. yikes!

Enjoy!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.14 “Black & White”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

With the school year coming to an end, prejudice raises its ugly head.

Episode 3.14 “Black & White”

(Dir by John Bertram, originally aired on March 5th, 1989)

The school year is nearly over.  While Bart and Scooter take pictures for the yearbook, the other students prepare for the big graduation dance.  BLT asks Michelle to be his date to the dance and Michelle says yes.  I have to admit that I was a bit surprised that BLT and Michelle weren’t already dating at the start of this episode.  Nearly every time that we’ve seen Michelle over the course of the third season, BLT has been right there with her.

Alexa says that it’s great the Michelle is going to the dance with BLT because BLT is a great dancer.  “That goes without saying,” Alexa says.  After an appropriately awkward silence, Alexa adds, “Because he’s black.”  Okay, Alexa, thanks for sharing…. Alexa goes on to say that her parents would never allow her to date a black person because they hate anyone who isn’t Greek.  That must make their lives in Toronto very interesting….

Unfortunately, it turns out that Alexa isn’t the only student with prejudiced parents.  Michelle’s mother takes one look at BLT and suddenly decides that Michelle is too young to start dating.  After Michelle tells BLT the news, BLT suggests that Michelle’s mom doesn’t want her to date him because he’s black.  When Michelle finally works up the courage to ask her mom if BLT is correct, her mom replies that she’s not racist at all.  Instead, she’s so progressive that she understands how racist everyone else is and therefore, she has a unique understanding of how difficult it would be if Michelle ended up marrying someone who wasn’t white….

AGCK!  It’s like a Canadian version of the “I would have voted for Obama a third time,” line from Get Out.

Finally, Michelle works up the courage to go with BLT to the dance anyway, regardless of what her parents may think.

Meanwhile, Spike tries to get a part-time job at a deli.  The owner takes one look at her hair and then claims that Spike was late to the job interview and is therefore unhirable.  “That’s prejudice,” Liz says as they walk away from the deli.  And it is but it’s really not the equivalent of what BLT is dealing with.  Sorry, Degrassi.

For the most part, this was an effective episode.  It starts out with a jarring scene in which another students bumps into BLT and uses the “n-word.”  BLT and the racist student get into a fist fight, which is broken up by an assistant principal.  BLT is told that he’ll be suspended if there’s another fight but, as he explains to Snake and Wheels, there’s no way he’s going to back down if he sees the student again.

“Can’t you just ignore it?” Snake asks.

“You’re not the one being called a….” BLT says, uttering the slur.

It’s an honest scene and not one that most teen shows would have the guts to include.  Hearing the word used so casually in 2024 is jarring.  For American audiences, it’s sometimes good to be reminded that racism is not something that is unique to only one region of our country.  It’s a worldwide thing and often those who are the quickest to brag about their tolerance are actually the most prejudiced people around.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 10/21/24 — 10/27/24


Halloween is next week!  Unfortunately, this week, I had to deal with some non-TSL related stuff so I don’t get to do as much Horrorthon stuff as I wanted to.  Fortunately, we’ve still got four more days to go and I believe in finishing strong!

Highlights for this week: I saw Creature From The Black Lagoon, in 3-D, at the Alamo Drafthouse!  I introduced the Monday Action Movie crowd to Zombi 4.  I watched Kill, Baby, Kill for Friday Night Flix.  And, best of all, I hosted the Scary Social double feature on Saturday!  It was a lot of fun.  I love my friends in the film and horror community!

Here’s what I watched, read, and listened to this week!

Films I Watched:

  1. 10 to Midnight (1983)
  2. Awakening the Zodiac (2017)
  3. Bay of Blood (1971)
  4. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
  5. Cannibal Apocalypse (1980)
  6. Carnival of Souls (1962)
  7. The Church (1989)
  8. Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)
  9. Damien: Omen II (1978)
  10. Dawn of the Dead (1978)
  11. Drag Me To Hell (2009)
  12. The Exorcist (1973)
  13. The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
  14. The Final Conflict (1981)
  15. Haunting on Fraternity Row (2018)
  16. The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973)
  17. The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
  18. I Walked With A Zombie (1941)
  19. Inferno (1980)
  20. The Iron Rose (1973)
  21. Kill, Baby, Kill (1966)
  22. Let’s Scare Jessica To Death (1971)
  23. Live and Let Die (1973)
  24. Martin (1977)
  25. Messiah of Evil (1974)
  26. The Midnight Hour (1975)
  27. The Night Strangler (1973)
  28. The Omen (1976)
  29. Planet of the Vampires (1965)
  30. Raiders of Atlantis (1983)
  31. Raiders of the Living Dead (1986)
  32. The Reverend (2011)
  33. The Seduction (1982)
  34. Shock (1977)
  35. Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)
  36. Stagefright (1987)
  37. Suspiria (1977)
  38. Terrifier (2016)
  39. Tormented (1960)
  40. The Werewolf of Washington (1973)
  41. Zombi 2 (1979)
  42. Zombi 4: After Death (1989)

TV Shows I Watched:

  1. American Sports Story: Aaron Hernandez
  2. Degrassi of the Dead
  3. Dr. Phil
  4. Dragnet
  5. Friday the 13th: The Series
  6. Hell’s Kitchen
  7. Homicide: Life on the Street
  8. The Love Boat
  9. It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
  10. Miami Vice
  11. One Step Beyond

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Addison Rae
  2. Adi Ulmansky
  3. Annie Lennox
  4. Barry Adamson
  5. Bob Dylan
  6. Britney Spears
  7. The Chemical Brothers
  8. Clint Mansell
  9. Donavon
  10. Ennio Morricone
  11. Fabio Frizzi
  12. Five Man Electrical Band
  13. Goblin
  14. Jakalope
  15. Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
  16. John Carpenter
  17. John Williams
  18. Keith Emerson
  19. Riz Ortolani
  20. Saint Motel
  21. Souixsie and the Banshees
  22. X

News From Last Week:

  1. Legendary Lifeguard Michael Newman Dies At 67
  2. Producer and author Lynda Obst Dies At 74
  3. Jack Jones, singer of the Love Boat theme song, dies at 86
  4. Cinematographer Dick Pope Dies At 77
  5. Writer Gary Indiana Dies at 74
  6. Bassist Phil Lesh Dies at 84
  7. TV Producer Alan Sacks Dies At 81

Links From Last Week:

  1. Procrastinating can be a virtue for creativity
  2. Tater’s Week in Review 10/25/24
  3. A 007 Spoof With “Connery – NEIL Connery!” It’s The “We Are Family” Blogathon With James Bond’s Brother!

Live Tweets:

  1. Zombi 4
  2. Drag Me To Hell
  3. Kill Baby Kill
  4. Suspiria
  5. Terrifier

Films I Reviewed:

  1. The Reverend
  2. Tormented

Films Jeff Reviewed:

  1. Haunting on Fraternity Row

Films Case Reviewed:

  1. Okay, Google

Horror On The Lens:

  1. Horror on Party Beach
  2. The Night Stalker
  3. The Night Strangler
  4. Messiah of Evil
  5. Carnival of Souls
  6. Silent Night, Bloody Night
  7. The Horror at 37,000 Feet

Horror on Television;

  1. One Step Beyond 3.6
  2. One Step Beyond 3.15
  3. One Step Beyond 3.17
  4. One Step Beyond 3.19
  5. One Step Beyond 3.21
  6. One Step Beyond 3.23
  7. One Step Beyond 3.25
  8. Degrassi of the Dead

4 Shots From 4 Films:

  1. Jean Rollin
  2. Dario Argento
  3. Ruggero Deodato
  4. Michele Soavi
  5. Jack Arnold
  6. Jacques Tourneur 
  7. Curtis Harrington

Horror Scenes I Love:

  1. Jaws
  2. Inferno
  3. Raiders of Atlantis
  4. Stagefright
  5. Creature From The Black Lagoon
  6. Suspiria
  7. Mulholland Drive

Songs of the Day:

  1. Theme From Jaws
  2. Mater Tenebarum
  3. Main Theme From Cannibal Holocaust
  4. Profondo Rosso
  5. Main Theme From Prince of Darkness
  6. Main Theme From Suspiria
  7. Tubular Bells

Bonus Songs Of The Day:

  1. The Zombie Stomp
  2. The Dead Are After Me
  3. Atlantis
  4. Demon
  5. The Love Boat
  6. Season of the Witch, by Donovan 
  7. Season of the Witch, cover by Joan Jett

Artworks of the Day:

  1. Spicy Mystery
  2. The Sure Hand of God
  3. Bound Girl
  4. Crypt of Shadows
  5. Horrific
  6. Baffling Mysteries
  7. Nightmare

Music Videos of the Day:

  1. Sinnerella 
  2. Young Hunter
  3. STRFKR
  4. Duran Duran
  5. Bill Wyman and Terry Taylor
  6. Addison Rae
  7. Jodie Lauren

Retro Television Reviews:

  1. Degrassi Junior High
  2. Miami Vice
  3. CHiPs
  4. Fantasy Island
  5. Baywatch Nights
  6. The Love Boat
  7. Monsters
  8. Malibu, CA
  9. Highway to Heaven
  10. T and T
  11. Friday the 13th: The Series
  12. Welcome Back, Kotter
  13. Check It Out
  14. Homicide: Life on the Street

Erin’s Days Til Halloween

  1. 6 Days Til
  2. 5 Days Til
  3. 4 Days Til

Other Stuff:

  1. I shared my week in television!
  2. Erin endorsed the Yankees and congratulated the Dodgers!
  3. Erin shared the Astounding Covers of Astounding!
  4. Check out Erin’s pictures at Images By Erin!
  5. Check out my daily song picks at Lisa Marie’s Song of the Day!

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