Cinemax Memories: Stormswept (1995, directed by David I. Fazer)


Brad recently told me that he missed out on Late Night Cinemax in the 90s so, for this week, I’m going to review a few films from the era.  I’m going to start with Stormswept, which is currently available on Prime.

Dottie (Melissa Moore) is a Louisiana realtor who has been assigned to show a plantation to Marla (Kim Kopf), an actress.  When Dottie enters the main house, she has flashbacks to a traumatic experience that happened years ago.  Dottie tries to talk Marla into looking at a different house but both Marla and the crew who are shooting her latest movie are drawn to the plantation.  On a stormy night, a game of truth or dare leads to hypnosis, nudity, attempted murder, more nudity, the supernatural, and even more nudity.

Stormswept is the epitome of a 90s Cinemax film.  Before Cinemax became a semi-respectable network and all of the old direct-to-video softcore films moved to streaming platforms, late night Cinemax was the main place to see films like Stormswept.   Movies like this are why Cinemax was, for the longest time, nicknamed Skinemax.  (Even Jerry Seinfeld made a joke about it on an episode of Seinfeld when he said, “People don’t just bump into each other.  This isn’t Cinemax.”)  Most of the movies that showed up on late night Cinemax in the 90s weren’t very good but, for viewers of a certain age, they were very popular.

So, what about Stormswept?  Is it any good?  The plot is impossible to follow and the dialogue is so risible that it could have been written by AI but it’s a still a film that, for better or worse, epitomizes an era.   Whatever else, Stormswept does generate some atmosphere and, even more importantly, it features some of the most popular B-movie actresses of the 90s.  Melissa Moore, Kim Kopf, Lorisa McComas, and Kathleen Kinmont are all featured in the movie and they all give better performances than the material probably deserved.  Melissa Moore, who I will admit is one of my favorite Cinemax actresses, is especially good as Dottie.  Even though the camera ogles her and, as soon as Moore opens her bedroom door in a towel, it’s obvious that the towel will be on the floor within minutes, Melissa Moore still gives a committed and sincere performance as the only person in the house who truly seems to understand that something bad is going to happen.  She is still sympathetic and believable as Dottie and you actually do want to find out the secrets of her past experiences with the mansion.

I should give proper warning here.  Stormswept is definitely a softcore film, make no mistake about that.  Even by the standards of 90s Cinemax, a few of the scenes are unusually explicit.  But, with its game cast and occasionally interesting story, it’s also a pretty good example of what made late night Cinemax memorable beyond the nudity.

Music Video of the Day: Remember The Heroes by Sammy Hagar (1982, directed by ????)


This video, which was taken at a 1982 concert in St. Louis, is as close as we have for a music video for Remember the Heroes.  Co-written by Journey keyboardist Jonathan Cain, this song is Sammy Hagar’s tribute to the men and women who have served this country, many of whom have made the ultimate sacrifice.

There aren’t many Memorial Day rock song out there.  Trust Sammy Hagar to do the day and its meaning justice.

Music Video of the Day: 99 Ways To Die by Megadeth (1994, directed by Wayne Isham)


This is a song that Megadeth recorded for The Beavis and Butthead Experience, a compilation album that was released in 1993.  I have never heard the actual album but I would have to think that Beavis and Butthead thought this song rocked.

Director Wayne Isham is one of the biggest names in music videos.  He directed at least one video for just about everyone.

Enjoy!

Music Video of the Day: Love of a Lifetime by Firehouse (1990, directed by Mark Rezyka)


Love of a Lifetime was the third single to be released by Firehouse and it’s been featured at countless wedding receptions.  This was one of Firehouse’s biggest hits.  The band itself had the misfortune to be a metal band that hit its stride right when grunge was becoming the new big thing but they’ve remained big in Japan and they continue to sell-out shows to this day.

Director Mark Rezyka has also worked with KISS, Winger, RATT, Testament, and a host of other metal bands.  He also directed episodes of Monsters and The Hitchhiker.

Enjoy!

 

Music Video of the Day: Big Gun by AC/DC (1993, directed by David Mallet)


In today’s music video of the day, Arnold Schwarzenegger shows that he can keep up with AC/DC.  Or maybe it’s the other way around!

This video was released as a part of the publicity blitz around the release of Last Action Hero.  It’s too bad the film itself wasn’t as good as the soundtrack.

David Mallet should be a familiar name name be now.  He worked with just everyone who was anyone.

Enjoy!

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special John Wayne Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

John Wayne’s birthday is just a few days away!  Here’s 4 shots from the Duke’s unforgettable career.

4 Shots From 4 Films

Stagecoach (1939, directed by John Ford)

Sands of Iwo Jima (1949, directed by Allan Dwan)

The Searchers (1956, directed by John Ford)

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962, directed by John Ford)

 

 

Music Video of the Day: Adam in Chains by Billy Idol (1993, directed by Julien Temple)


Adam In Chains was the third single to be released from Billy Idol’s controversial Cyberpunk album.  Billy Idol predicted the future with Cyberpunk, though no one appreciated it at the time.  In interviews, Idol said he was inspired by the work of William Gibson while also admitting he had never read anything written by Gibson.

The video was directed by Julien Temple, who is best-known for his work with the Sex Pistols.

Music Video of the Day: (I Know I Got) Skillz by Shaquille O’Neal (1993, directed by ????)


Shaq, rap superstar! It’s a thing that happened. Briefly.

While Shaq’s rap career didn’t exactly set the world on fire and his attempts at film stardom didn’t go much better, he was fortunate enough to have another career to fall back on.

At least now you know what Shaq and the General are listening to while they’re driving around the country and telling people about car insurance.

Enjoy!