Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing Monsters, which aired in syndication from 1988 to 1991. The entire series is streaming on YouTube.
This week, comedians Julie Brown, Kevin Nealon, and David Spade deal with a baby who was born with a lot of very sharp teeth. Is it a demon or is it just a little blessing? Let’s find out.
Episode 3.7 “Small Blessing”
(Dir by Roger Nygard, originally aired on November 11th, 1990)
Julie Brown plays the mother of a three-month old baby and, like a lot of new mothers, she is exhausted. The baby is constantly doing things like crying, crawling out of its crib, and walking on the ceiling. The baby was also born with over 30 razor sharp teeth and it likes to eat meat. (I’m going to assume Julie bottle-feeds.) Julie’s husband (Kevin Nealon) insists that there is nothing wrong with their baby and he gets angry at his wife for constantly being exhausted. Julie doesn’t know how much longer she can stand being around her carnivorous baby. When a serial killer (David Spade) shows up at the house, the baby proves its worth. Julie’s husband comes home to find her holding the baby and talking about how much she loves him. Awwwww!
This episode was goofy but enjoyable. It started out as a story about the exhaustion that every mother has felt and then it becomes a comedy in which Julie Brown is the only person who seems to notice that there is anything strange about her baby. While her husband makes excuses for all of the baby’s odd behavior, Julie knows that it’s not normal for a baby to devour raw meat, climb on a ceiling, and bust its way out of its crib. But then David Spade shows up with a big knife and the baby proves itself. Go, Baby!
The main problem is that the baby looked really bad. It wasn’t a real baby, of course. It was obviously a puppet and, when I say obviously, I mean it was so clearly a fake baby that it actually worked against the show’s effectiveness. There was a lot of good things about this episode, including the performances of Julie Brown, Kevin Nealon, and David Spade. But that fake baby was just too fake to be as effective as it could have been.
Still, this episode proves that even mutant babies deserve love.









